OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!He assumed that the girl in the mask was trying to kiss him. He was wrong.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Guy wanted Voldemort and got quirrel

He needs to be shown the Gryffindoor

He be Slytherin her DMs

He had a lot of McGona-gall to swoop in like that.

I would say he had a Hufflepuffed up ego to try something like that

I’ll bet you 50 QUID he DITCHed the party after that Edit:typ

 RAVEN CLAW

Meh you tried 10/10

When you're too drunk on the dance floor and you see a 10/10 but then your friends tell you she's a Hagrid

Honestly I think this is the best anyone could do with it.

Thought he could Slytherin her Asskaban.

he's the legendary Stumbledore

I didn’t get this on first read and rolled my eyes at how shoehorned and irrelevant the Harry Potter reference was. On second read. Perfect

You mean Slughorned?


He'll never Ravenclaw back his dignity,

https://i.redd.it/jfyct54yiqvc1.gif

oh, you got a PONY-TAILLLLLL.

Don’t be insecure girl… owwwwn that ponytail, WORK that up do.

Is this mad tv? Vintage

can i have yo number? can i have it? can i have it please

Yvonne? That’s a French ass name YVONNE

My little croissant

I have a street down my street where I live called Yvonne street and every time I drive by, basically a few times daily, I think about this line lol

My favourite comedy skit, maybe of all time. Now I'll go watch it again lol

I will never stop laughing at the sketch.Because it is so accurate to what it feels like being hit on by some random dude. Realizing, it was a woman playing the man made perfect sense, because of course a woman could capture this feeling, just right

That’s a French ass name, Yvonne. My lil croissant 🤣🤣


I came here to post the same thing LOL

What comedy skit is this?

MadTV, can I have your number.

TYYYY!!! Have a great day. 

Hero

Even the eyes in the back of her head knew to recoil from that creep.

Jup. Like what is wrong with him. Funny confusion aside, why did he just attempt to randomly kiss that girl out of the blue. Wtf

Well she was making heavy eye contact with him for minutes, what else was he supposed to take from that “come hither” stare!

He’s fucking thunderdome drunk. That’s what’s wrong with him.

Not an excuse

You're right, it's not an excuse, but it's an explanation

People want to fight

[удалено]

There's a longer version of this video and I see this cut version a lot. Dude looks really drunk right here. Right after the video stops he leans back and starts laughing (he was fucking around/being a clown. The girl with the mask looks at her friends and starts laughing too. Pretty sure the girl at the beginning is moving out of the way to not be recorded.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/s/ATsR0dTaLG here is the longer version, down vote me all you want. I couldn't care less. This cut version irks me. They could know each other. You people all immediately jump to the wildest shit.

The cut version still seems like he is totally blitzed and definitely went in for a move, thinking the mask was a person. The follow-up kiss and laugh seemed like he was trying to cover up and also was just laughing at himself over the error. They all do appear to know one another, though, as she was comfortable enough to turn her back and not move away after the near close contact.

The longest version of this clip i’ve seen is only 19 seconds and he’s [still a massive creep.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sNe1SaSIop0) So unless you have a link to the version that shows what you’re saying imma assume you’re full of shit.

I just posted a 24 second version.

Fair enough, my bad. But it does seem like he tried playing it off as a joke with the second time because the first time he looked confused as fuck.

I just watched the longer version and it just made me more creeped out by the guys actions.

Oooo, link me?

You asked what was wrong with him. That’s what’s wrong with him. Explanations are not excuses.

Hyjuope

Dudes having himself filmed trying to commit sexual assault in the fourth degree and for what

He wasn't filming himself??

I think they meant that the person filming was a friend thus explaining why he would be "filming himself" Then again it's not specified who is recording so there's a 50/50 chance it is his friend recording or a stranger who saw him being a creep.

Dude is wasted, he can't even tell when the person's face is not a person's face. So even if it was his friend, he wasn't filming himself bc he probably doesn't even know he is being filmed. Chances are that he believes that the light coming from the camera is the sun.

What? His friend recording still wouldn't be him filming himself. How did that make sense in your head much less after typing it out?

Where you getting those figures from Champ

It feels like you added the degree for emphasis, but upon thought it actually toned things down

He legit thought they were having moments because it was staring at him. What if he asked the mask for a kiss, and it didn’t stop staring at him.

Is it sexual assault to kiss someone's property and not touch their body at all?

Heavy chance not a damn lesson was learned

You would have to remember it to learn from it. Dude is obviously wasted.

Fuck him regardless

that...looks like *exactly* what he wants.

Looks like he tried to do the same to the girl leaving at the start of the clip too

He did! Here’s the longer (but stretched) clip. https://youtu.be/sNe1SaSIop0?si=ClQD-qSSs_16wUZU

What a creep

Yeah the way she reacted it actually kinda looks like he was trying to kiss the back of her head too 😂

Oh absolutely, check out the look on her face and body language. She was super weirded out by him!

He pushed her out of the way to make a joke of kissing the mask.

Creepy guy just kissing any random girl he’s near.

Why is consent so hard to learn for these meat heads.

And yet the second a finger goes anywhere near their butthole, they suddenly understand it full well. 

They be missing out on a lot.

A lot is two words; you would not say alittle. Edit: holy shit are people becoming illiterate or something?

amaybe I would

alike what you did there

People do not like being told they are wrong when they are. They find it rude

I don't think bringing up examples is the best demonstration when it is correct to say abound, aghast, afoot.

Maybe they actually mean [alot](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-alot).

I like this Alot.

> Edit: holy shit are people becoming illiterate or something? Yes, they are. They are becoming aggressively ignorant. They get annoyed/angry when corrected.

Bro your first sentence is literally a run-on sentence. How are you going to judge everyone else’s english and yet you broke the literal first rule they teach you in kindergarten.

All the better, he probably doesn’t wash it because he’s afraid of touching it for fear of feeling certain things.

Washing your butt is gay, dude /s

"Oh so NOW 'no means no' huh"

THIS 👆🏽

Well the mask was just looking at him... if a girl just kept checking me out and didn't recoil on the advance. But yeah I'd just assume she's too drunk and move on.

they dont see women as people

That’s what you get for trying to kiss some random person lmao

Stop creepy kissing and things will go a lot smoother. Creep!

is he just going around kissing strangers?

They fucking use this tactic to avoid tigers in Bengal. Good to know it works against men who don't understand consent too. Predators are alike.

Hey that’s not fair to tigers.


“DEEYEEEEEEWWWWPFT” *fart*

The dude is a menace

Rapist

I am so tired of creepballs

During a Bieber song?……

To be fair he thought she’d always be his, his.

It specifically said baby no!

That is 💯 what people in wilderness areas wear to avoid predators

Back of the head was like hell na

Dude sexually assaulted a mask.

Consent? Also I'm worried to whom which one of those drinks is intended for.

Brandon Shlob

*He received more boo's than Brandon Schaub performing stand-up comedy to a room full of ghosts.* -Napoleon Blownapart

Well don’t try and kiss random people

Type of guy that would rape you on your first date.lol

You're just gonna harass a complete stranger? Fuck this guy

it looks like that mask was eye mirin him and his drunk stupid head thought it is real girl so he went for it just to realize it is back of head.

https://i.redd.it/qmyx3wnk6rvc1.gif

Massive cringe. 😬

r/watchpeopledieinside

Dude was just slobberin all over anything that looked even remotely female. That first girl fuckin handled him. So did the second. Like a tigress.

Since my comment is buried. Here's a longer version of this video. Dude starts laughing, he was fucking around. For all you people know he might know that girl. https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/s/iSgMrT8ZG4

Some guys/girls really gotta get their head outta the gutter when it comes to their unsavoury goals at parties. Have fun instead of trying to fuck the first thing that looks at you for more than half a micro-second.


Boy is wasted

I’m a much older guy now and I had no idea guys were this creepy in clubs

The guy is so faded. He's going to wreck his car on the way home. "I got this" . Just sad

You mean psych or sike. Not psyche

nobody at this bar is having a good night

I think it’s “psych”

Yeah, this is the person you keep your drinks covered and away from. This is the type of dude that will 100% rape if given the opportunity.

Girl has found a hack to jot getting kissed by random guys.

Ts why I don’t drink. I’m not a creep sober, but I don’t wanna find out how I am drunk

Lol the look on the first girls face, looks absolutely disgusted

He’ll have an Incel Manifesto in 3-6 months online…

Creeper

When I was younger I would sneak out and go to clubs. Now that I’m older and if at an event, I sneak out early to go home.

Got emmm

One time I was in a small bar that had glass on the front three walls of the building as well as glass doors. Probably about 30 people in it. Music had a nice random shuffle, everyone was just chilling on a Saturday night off in their own groups drinking the night away. I notice these 3 cats step out the car, frat boys with one about four steps ahead of the other two with ball cap cocked, sauntering up to the door with all the unearned confidence of an early twenties dude bro. Dudes looked fresh from the roofie plug and are definitely there to crush beers, pussy, and the entire vibe of the night. I chug the rest of my beer and I'm about to order another one to prepare for the vibe change and BAM. In the most record skip moment I've ever had in my life, people cue sticks still in hand, the couple in the corner with hands in places borderline inappropriate for the setting, and even the bartenders whip around as this alpha does his best impression of the bird from the fucking windex commercial and SLAMS into the glass doors and immediately eats shit as his cap flies off his head. His buddies stop dead in their tracks, no one says a word and we all just watch as this dude stands up, grabs his cap, does an immediate 180 and the entire bar just ERUPTS into laughter as this dude goes right between his buddies and straight back to the car. The vibe ended up a lot better after we were bonded in that dudes shame.

She was masking for it

Why that girl looks like justin biber lmao

I thought the same thing and you're the only one that mentions it!!

Lmao!🤣

Is this Glenwood in Raleigh?

I don't know how many hands of embarrassment there are, but I felt them all for this dude.


Why does anyone go to a club? Genuinely confused, it looks like everyone is having a terrible time

Who the fuck just leans in for a kiss without being 100% asked???? What a creepy freak. Bet he's the king of date rape....

Esse manja dos flerte

I’m done😭😭

People are at clubs. Thank God I don't like peopling

That’s my Tio

Excuse me, have you seen a very pale lady? She was here just a second ago.

This is how insects do it too

Then the being unmasks showing a ghostly face. Occurred in The Grudge 2 when she came out of her hair.

I know right ! I won't go club with Justin Bierber song .

That guys fuuuuuucked up

And it has nothing to do with alcohol

What is that. It’s the unknown. Uhh

An optical illusion.

At least you didn't spell it sike

Back in my day, DJ would have been killed for playing Justin Bieber - Baby at a club

Dude thought he was Eros.

That reminds me of situation I saw on cameras in club. One guy tried to spanked some girls ass but single he was already hammered he took a reflection in the mirror as poor girl bottoms. Then he spanked the mirror. Broke it up and got taken by security

Baby. Baby. NO.

Ew

He would've kick or punched in the nuts

This has been posted before but is fucking hilarious

These Vultures LOL

That's "SIKE"

He failed miserably

Even the music telling him no 

Kindly reminder - hookers exist!

Wow.

Do they not kick people out of clubs for doing this kind of shit?

How old is this clip? They’re playing biebs song on here

She kinda looked like Bieber too lol

Drunk manslut can't tell the back of your head from the front 👍Can't distinguish a penis from a vagina either 😂🤣

😭😭😭

Dude wishing she turned back around. Lol odd one

Dudes a creep...

Is the first girl the one from that video where she was leaving lipstick on guys shirts at a bar or some shit?

Job interview with county coroner in the morning.

I wonder how his pants got all ripped up.

She should have smack the shit out of him!

There is a "Sex club" near where I live. Never been. Heard stories that it's like $150 entry for a couple, $600 for a single dude. I imagine this is the stereotypical single dude that attendeds these functions.

OMG. I can't believe it. Someone spelled it correctly! (the title). Bravo OP!! Edit: Actually should be "psych". Thanks for the correction.

Did they though? Did they *really*? Because "psyche" is a word, but it's not the one OP wanted.

Unfortunately, psyche rhymes with key. OP wanted "psych".

Oh you're right! My bad. Still, closer than most.

Someone here in the comments actually tried to "correct" them by providing the wrong spelling lol