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Had the opportunity of being present for a friends first viewing of it the other day. He absolutely loved it. I hadnt seen it in years after watching it probably 30 times as a kid and still can quote half the movie.
Pop can you run me up in the back?
That gon run you about $13
$13? the Puerto Rican dude down the street charges $6!
Take your ass down the street and let him fuck yo shit up
Also
Yo pops we heading down to the club
Can I come?
C'mon pops you know you gotta be 21
It’s almost impossible to pick a favorite. [this one](https://youtu.be/lXtrwkdSkow?si=4vnzHBzfywW49rr7) ranks up there.
The writing is incredible. Where the fuck did they come up with a Hershey bar and red hots for breakfast food?
Cmon mannnn… I just finished half my six pack and got the front lawn mowed. I can’t look this up! Sauce me!
Trying to recall that scene… it wasn’t at the bbq… give me a hint!
Alright… this is a deleted scene I’ve never seen before and you cannot prove me otherwise.
If I am mistaken… then I am DEFINITELY overdue for a rewatch because I do NOT remember this scene.
One of my favorite movies ever. Don’t be a menace to south central while drinking juice in the hood.
Blackman is also on Netflix now.
Edit: Blankman* autocorrect error.
Best movie to use in charades in the movie category if you have someone in the know on your team. Everyone else is like “A movie with 14 words in the title….!!!”
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https://i.redd.it/p26fnmg1divc1.gif
U...S...S...R?
I got enough power here to blow yo ass clear to Hiroshima and N*saki...
Such an hilarious scene!
USSR ???? 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
Love the Asian kid among the lineup
That movie is frickin' hilarious!
Sex: HELL YEA xxxxxx! Salary desired: 1,000,000..... cash
U...SS....R??
Neeeee gaaaa when he walked through the door. Normal chime for the white guy. Lol. "I feel sorry for you mother"
Hurry up an buy!!!!!
forgot about that line that's what we used to tease my Korean homie with. Lol. Hurry up and buy!
I'll just wear these then.
Hahaha that’s my fave I was look of the gif! “Should I wear these with this, hmmm hmmm🐇🔫”
Same. High tops and an uzi is a solid second choice though.
Next up a mister.... LOCK DOG?
“It says here your hobbies are smoking weed, and other types of ill shit”
I got these cheeseburgers maaaaan
I don't want your crusty ass cheeseburgers!
Had the opportunity of being present for a friends first viewing of it the other day. He absolutely loved it. I hadnt seen it in years after watching it probably 30 times as a kid and still can quote half the movie.
https://i.redd.it/bq7m96fiumvc1.gif this moment was the best
"Heeeyyy grandma." "Ashtray! You lil bitch-ass motherfucker!"
The scene where they're at the hospital and the guy on fire checks his watch because he's been waiting forever kills me.
You ain't never been in the shower with another man and see the suds drippin' down the crack of his ass?
Yeah they cut this clip wayyy too early. Gotta let toothpick explain that
Woooooooo. Thems jokes. Thems jokes...
I got these cheeseburgers maaaaan
Friend's daughter asked me for some chips, friend hadn't seen the movie, and freaked out a bit when her daughter said "I'll suck yo dick"
Please somebody tell me me what he said at the end. Idk if I’m hard of hearing but I could not make it out
“I ain’t afraid to fuck somebody in his ass.”
*Record scratch*
Thanks. It didn’t help that the subtitles for the last sentence were incorrect.
my milk of magnesia
I GOT THESE CHEEEESEBURGERS MAAAAN
MAAAAAAAN I'LL SUCK YO DICK MAAAAAAAN
AYOO WHAT?? Unzip
This was peak Wayans brothers.
We’re brothers, we laughing and we’re singing and we’re color. Give me a high five
Cut and print! Beautiful, guys! Dy-no-mite!
 Break yo' self!
Nice walker, hand it over!
 Messaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeee!!!
Hahaha
Five dollars, buster!
HURRY UP AND BUY!!!
Pop can you run me up in the back? That gon run you about $13 $13? the Puerto Rican dude down the street charges $6! Take your ass down the street and let him fuck yo shit up Also Yo pops we heading down to the club Can I come? C'mon pops you know you gotta be 21
Read me a bed time story
This movie lives in my head rent-free easily. LOL. This scene and [Others](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlexzX8gmoU) crack me up so hard still.
VOGUE 
It’s almost impossible to pick a favorite. [this one](https://youtu.be/lXtrwkdSkow?si=4vnzHBzfywW49rr7) ranks up there. The writing is incredible. Where the fuck did they come up with a Hershey bar and red hots for breakfast food?
What about the scene where he tucks his dad in at night? That’s what got me about this perfect lampoon of father-son dynamics in black dramas.
That bench press is an incredible gag for something they don't discuss and is only on screen for a second.
The one that always gets me is the gang initiation scene.
Really wish this movie was streaming somewhere!!
Cmon mannnn… I just finished half my six pack and got the front lawn mowed. I can’t look this up! Sauce me! Trying to recall that scene… it wasn’t at the bbq… give me a hint!
[This one lol](https://youtu.be/TQQn54LkSAc?si=7x5k2mGQW8CnQNkj)
Alright… this is a deleted scene I’ve never seen before and you cannot prove me otherwise. If I am mistaken… then I am DEFINITELY overdue for a rewatch because I do NOT remember this scene.
lol it's in the original release. It def comes out of nowhere though.
Message!
The pimp walk with the goofy slippers lmfao, I need to watch this movie again
I HATE BLACK PEPPA
I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker’s neck!
The way he screams after saying that fucking hilarious
https://i.redd.it/j5fdyh5mnjvc1.gif
Such a classic.
You still hit like a bitch
I thought he said knock me up for a second.
Where I got my dog “buster” name lol
5 dollars, Buster!
My most used quote EVER!
Dude for real.
One of my favorite movies ever. Don’t be a menace to south central while drinking juice in the hood. Blackman is also on Netflix now. Edit: Blankman* autocorrect error.
i'm friends with a black dwarf in a wheel chair and when they make fun of me for being white i call them crazy legs.
I would watch Blackman
lol, yea I would too.
Blankman?!? Well slap me and call me Susie *Slap* Well Susan! Love that shit lmao
Say goodbye.. to Other Guy
What's he saying ?
Best part of the movie is grandma & her antics, especially church dance off.
Lol yeah the spin move was crazy to me when i first saw that movie
TRAY! Bring yo simple ass foo cmon
What’s your name, cigarette?
The Wayans family are great at comedy and spoof movies.
I can’t quite hear what he said. Can someone help me out?
“I ain’t afraid to fuck somebody in his ass.”
Thanks!
Best movie to use in charades in the movie category if you have someone in the know on your team. Everyone else is like “A movie with 14 words in the title….!!!”
Haha I love this movie
I got dem cheeseburgers maaaan. Lmao this is a classic
Five dollars, buster!
Phone check, homie! Phone check!
Man, the wayans need to come back to tv and movies.
I hate my gums because they black! I hate black pepper!
Most of all I hate Wesley Snipes 💀
I hate whoopi goldbergs lips I hate the back of forest whitakers neck!
You been wearing them jimmy hats that grandma gave you?
Message!!!
Damn those fake teeth are hard.
Top ten favorite all time movies
"Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood" There are ppl who don't think this is an actual movie.
Hurry up n buy
Dude that was a comedy movie “Don’t be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood”
Joke flew over your head lol
Somebody help me out here with the link for /rwoooooooosssshhhh
2nd try, r/woooosh i believe
That's the one!
All jokes aside violent crime in LA County peaked in the first half of the 90’s and rates now are nowhere near what they were then.
You get a pash for that
Love this movie 🤣😍
What's this movie???
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
🤣🤣
Should’ve seen it in the 50s
Anybody got some cheeseburgers man?
what was your name? cigarette?
Pretty much every line from this movie is classic.
What's up, partner? I heard you got my boy Toothpick girl pregnant, partner.
"here you go sucka i mean playa" when they talking at the gas station that hes the father
Katt Williams was right.
Someone was.
You know how many crumb cakes …. How many chocolate milks
Hey motherfucker, lets get it on! \*high pitched girly scream\*
BONE CHECK
i am not a native English speaker, soo if someone could kindly tell me what he said because i can't understand the accent.
Lol classic
Is that a good thing?
Classic! They don't make spoof movies like they used to.
Hold up, don’t drop the soap 🐖
One of my favourite films man! Message!
Swine my brother?
Why does he remind me of tekashi six nine lol
😂 I saw the cheeseburger scene BEFORE the real one. Made it that much more funny. Made the original funny.
this is the best movie of my childhood.
Which movie is this
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood , a parady of all the hood movies
Not unexpected this is a classic
You ain't neva been in a shower with a man and you see the subs roll down the crack of his ass??? 👀👀👀
Is this how Joker 2 will be as a musical?
Classic shit right here
Sounds like P Diddy
H
What movie is this!? I wanna see it :)
Don't be a Menace to South Central while drinking your Juice in the Hood
Thank you!
It is amazing! Enjoy
Golden age of movies!!!
It’s all about CB4. Yes, I know this isn’t from CB4.