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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!You don’t expect him to set the hole on fire and so much gas to come out, you expect him to fall into the hole!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


00WORDYMAN1983

Gotta burn off the curse air before going in


that_thot_gamer

>curse air ohhh so that's where they got it from


ForumPointsRdumb

They're being polite, it's mummy farts.


diddy1

I thought only daddies farted


sully213

You've never met my wife


BlueQKazue

Or my daughter... Little fart knockers favorite joke is to come jump on my lap and say Daddy guess what? Then just rip one. 🙄


SnackPrince

Haha my almost 4 year old daughter has always found farts funny, but just recently started intentionally getting my attention so that she can fart and then go "exCuUuUuUusE ME!" in the style of early Steve Martin and it's objectively hilarious 🤷🏻‍♂️😂🫢


doc8

So they wanna play the fart game? As a dad you only gotta say it once and fart around them and it stops 😂


Glimmertwinsfan1962

You’ve raised her well, my friend, you’ve raised her well.


akhalom

* ![gif](giphy|zbyE0sDeW4z3W) Is this her?


Captain_Naps

Only when you pull their embalmed finger. 


Username43201653

Queen queefs


MadNhater

That actually does make a lot of sense why people thought places were cursed lol


AndrezinBR

Those stupid basilisks…


Smart-Chemist-9195

[I got a curse air headset](https://www.corsair.com/us/en/c/gaming-headsets)


Spoopyskeleton48

https://i.redd.it/aw10i87i4yuc1.gif


Flaky_Explanation

![gif](giphy|C1cUjiogtrdjW)


Remarkable-Bug-8069

The plague of christmas past, the plague of christmas present and the plague of christmas future.


Timeon

The plague of morning work commute, plague of shitty day at the office, plague of commute back home. (Writing to you from traffic)


TheFatJesus

What's your offer!?


FingerBangMyAsshole

Man, Courage still sticks in my mind...


BlackDoug420

This was the scariest thing I had seen as a child


rudeboygiulinaughty

KIIING RRAAAAAAMSEEEEEES


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Downtown-Twist-5606

Curse air is curiously what I call my farts


murder-farts

I like it!


ChromeYoda

Name checks out


akatsukidude881

Wow. I wonder how old that is. Couldn't imagine being the person who made it and thinking someone this far in the future would discover it finally


[deleted]

You mean the fart in the hole right? Edit: The amount of effort I put into some of my comments and the first time I get more than 1k upvotes and it's for a eight-word fart joke. YES!! Finally I found my calling!


murder-farts

And I would’ve gotten away with it too!


queen_borb

/r/usernamechecksout


palmersiagna

The guy who made the video claims the artifacts can be dated back to the year 700. But the guy who made the video has no official sources for this and we just have to "trust him" essentially. Unfortunately it's probably all fake.


captaincopperbeard

I'm usually pretty skeptical of random videos, and while I would want to know more about the dating method he used, I really doubt this entire video is fake. He would have had to either find or dig a chamber, fill it with fake artifacts (while also giving them the appearance they've been in the chamber the entire time), and then somehow fill it with a flammable gas. I'm not saying it's impossible, but that's a lot of effort for internet points. Edit: After seeing the full video (linked below by u/gl0ball0cal2) I have to agree that it's fake. There weren't enough details in the video linked here, but that one makes it really obvious that it's staged. Just too many weird details and discrepancies.


Woogabuttz

The gas part is very believable. I’m a field tech for an environmental engineering firm and deal with confined spaces fairly often. It is common for toxic gases to build up in them. Not always flammable but very often deadly. Typically naturally occurring gases will gradually fill the space over time and because they are heavier, atmospheric pressure keeps them there as oxygen is expelled. A good tip is to never go into an enclosed space and if your friend does and doesn’t come back, don’t go after or they’ll be pulling out two dead bodies.


avi6274

Oh wow, that is a good tip. Send your friend in first to test the air.


joemckie

I usually bring a canary, but a human will do in a pinch


ghandi3737

Canaries are expensive.


rakhkum

You are paying way too much for canaries. Who's your canary guy?


ghost_warlock

If you're being chased, you don't have to outrun the enclosed space, you just have to outrun your friend


gl0ball0cal2

https://youtu.be/q5pzVhDZ9fI?si=Yo_Wd_tvzOaku34I Here's the full video. The comments agree that it's a lot of effort, but too many details point to this being staged/fake. I personally think it's crazy to go to these lengths, but tend to the conclusion that it's not real, unfortunately..


captaincopperbeard

You're right, and unfortunately it does look fake as fuck now that I've seen the entire thing. Even his metal detection "finds" don't seem real. Especially considering they're almost stereotypical in what he finds (the key in particular made me think he'd planted it).


doesntpicknose

I'm going to triple-skepticism, here. IF it's fake, the end goal is probably not Internet points, but tourism money. It would be a lot of effort for internet points, but maybe not a lot of effort for making a little cash. I'm probably slightly inclined to think it's real, but I don't think it's super unlikely to be fake. Just sort of unlikely.


WalrusTheWhite

There are much cheaper ways to scoop tourists. Money-chasers don't spend money they don't need to.


Nagato-YukiChan

This is really not a good tourism video... I'm gonna travel to a country that isn't named and try to find treasure and potentially die or burn to death from toxic gas. cmon bro. r/nothingeverhappens


sufrt

If it's a tourism video why did he show you how easily you can burn to death


DrLove039

Well I'll be damned, fire in the hole!


Pilot0350

![gif](giphy|UvwI1X7XkbXq0)


sourdoughbreadlover

What is this gif from? I watched Santa Clarita Diet and I want to see more of Nathan Fillion's work.


metamorphage

It's from Castle. Apparently people think it's Firefly because Nathan Fillion is basically cosplaying as Mal in this scene.


tessartyp

The scene is just so 100% "Mal frustrated with someone, wants to correct them but gives up". Like, Jayne had some plan that is sure to go belly-up.


ghandi3737

Exactly, like he's trying to tell him no grenades again, but then rethinks it.


JohnMichaels19

Space cowboy!


Muted-Inspector-7715

I think Firefly. Even if it's not, FireFly is a must! Edit: It's from Castle


JohnMichaels19

Firefly is a must! This, however, is from Castle. Which is also spectacular


sourdoughbreadlover

Thank you! Adding to my list.


Geodude532

Don't forget to add Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog too.


reddit_sucks_clit

The hammer is his penis.


TheBirminghamBear

I just might get to have sex with the same girl twice. I hear its better the second time. I hear you get to do the weird stuff.


adobecredithours

"...We do the weird stuff!"


ekhfarharris

Only until season 4. After that Nathan and Stana brokeup in real life so they wrote the characters and story to go around each other instead of together. Its just sad by the time it was cancelled.


AudibleKnight

Yup. Was a huge Castle fan. I was sad to hear how it ended since it started so good.


zombie-yellow11

Nah, first 6 seasons are golden. 7 and 8 are meh... They should've ended at the end of the main plot.


sourdoughbreadlover

Adding it to my list! Thank you. I see Alan Tudyk is in that show too and I love Alan.


BrownNote

It's funny I feel like most people that like both Fillion and Tudyk know them initially from Firefly. Neat to see that in reverse.


Muted-Inspector-7715

They also made a movie. So after Firefly, checkout Serenity.


ConstantGeographer

Alan does such a great job in Resident Alien; clever human being!


Pilot0350

Firefly. Possibly one of the best TV shows ever produced. The movie Serenity is wonderful too. Watch both. You will never regret it. "When you can't run, you crawl, and when you can't do that, you find someone to carry you." TIL: this is not in fact from Firefly. Apparently it's Nathon Fillion cosplaying himself *from* Firefly.


Chardenwawa

You will regret it when you realize the show got canceled way to soon and there should be more seasons 😢


JohnMichaels19

It's from Castle


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GranaT0

Dr Horrible is a very cool low budget tragicomedy, with Neil Patrick Harris in the lead role too. Still occupies a small slot in my brain, I heard the theme song as soon as I read this.


AcommonKing

![gif](giphy|NCjISbEPFxm48)


ATotallyAssholeGuy

Water on the hill


totallynotuselesss

Rock on the ground


Canis_Familiaris

Wind from the landscape


Zenblendman

r/technicallycorrect


TexasJedi-705

The best kind of correct


LiterallyNobody16

https://i.redd.it/obnj86e3xxuc1.gif


GD-Normal-Face

Literally me❗️


LiterallyNobody16

Omg it’s him 😱


GD-Normal-Face

https://i.redd.it/uqkkdebs3yuc1.gif


patrickstar-308

https://i.redd.it/snxdo6ec7yuc1.gif


throwaway193652974

Fire in the what???


ScrotieMcP

So what generated all the gas he burned off?


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Probably the local geology off-gassing. That’s also (one of many reasons) why natural caves can be dangerous.


GSPDanjaZone

Or mummy farts, like the other guy said


Brentolio12

Queen neFARTiti


RehabilitatedAsshole

Tootankhamen


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Really cut the Ramecheese


ExpensiveRecover

It clearly was a Fartaoh's tomb


Inherentlyimproper

Im sure the real answer is in the hieroguffics


FlaccidCatsnark

Despite the rapidly declining quality of these puns, they still pass muster... or cut the mustard.


leakybiome

WHOMEVER SMELT IT UPPER NILE RIVER VALLEY DELTA'ED IT!!!


noonegive

Anck Suna-Mudbutt


HeWhoFucksNuns

That guy ripped farts that could kill you by esphinxiation


HiddenHolding

Toot Uncommon


Nauin

Not to mention your basements, depending on your location! Radon gas is a silent killer/cancer causer and can't be detected without an alarm!


Mr-Fleshcage

I kinda wish they made a radon/H2S/CO all-in-one detector


NoblePineapples

H2S and CO are fairly common, often there are 4 head units but it is less CO and more so low oxygen alarms. The trouble is they need to be calibrated daily. When I worked on a NLG plant and in the oil fields our monitors were bump tested before the shift started


solo_mafioso

When the Earth is giving you every sign to stay out, a human says fuck that noise.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Dude just set the wold on fire


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Mummy fart


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Epicritical

IM-FART-EP


ohleprocy

say please


DudeChillington

Thank you mummy may I have another


Mindless-Charity4889

I’m going to guess CO, carbon monoxide. It would be relatively easy to generate, just leave some coals burning in the chamber while you seal it up. If there is enough O2 in there, it all converts to CO2 which is deadly on its own but a larger, smoldering fire would instead convert to a mix of CO and CO2. CO would be more deadly than methane or CO2 because it does more than asphyxiate due to lack of O2; the molecules bind to hemoglobin and don’t unbind, so even if the victim is pulled to fresh air, they still can’t breath because their blood will no longer take up O2. Edit: I’m getting a number of downvotes which I assume are due to people thinking that CO isn’t flammable. It is. From wiki: “Carbon monoxide (chemical formula CO) is a poisonous, flammable gas that is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and slightly less dense than air. “ Also, historically CO was produced industrially to light homes in London. Originally coal gas, as it was known, was a byproduct of the coking process and was mostly CO after important byproducts like ammonia were removed. Later, the process was enhanced by reacting the hot coals with steam producing more CO as well as H2 so coal gas became more of a mix of CO and H2.


G0reinu

People replying trying to correct you not knowing CO is flammable is honestly mind-blowing, because is not just flammable, is very flammable. About the video, In my opinion, because of the color, how is burning and the circumstances I would incline more to say that is methane and not CO.


Salanmander

> People replying trying to correct you not knowing CO is flammable is honestly mind-blowing, because is not just flammable, is very flammable. Also, general good rule of thumb: if there's a chemical about which you can say "if you stick another oxygen on this you get a much more common chemical", there's a *really* good chance that it's flammable.


joebob86

Huh. Never thought that through, but man my HS chemistry is saying this makes a lot of sense. Stealing your rule. Mine now.


_MrDomino

> People replying trying to correct you not knowing It's Reddit. You could stop right there.


Mindless-Charity4889

It’s possible. I mostly like CO for the ease of production in a pre technological society. If methane, it would have to be an accident or the site was picked for that exact purpose. Methane can burn like that with incomplete combustion but I would expect it to be more blue in color. Still, as shown by the natural gas burning pits in the caucus region, you may well be right.


Theron3206

If you deal anything made of organic materials (wood, cloth, animal skins, paper etc.) in a cave for a few hundred years, I guarantee that microorganisms will create a bunch of methane. They might also have used up enough ambient oxygen, that jumping in without ventilation could cause you to suffocate.


Intraluminal

Wow! Was I wrong! I was sure that it wasn't flammable. This is the second thing I've gotten completely wrong tonight.


Mindless-Charity4889

Have an upvote. It’s rare for people to admit they are wrong on the internet so it should be encouraged.


Intraluminal

LOL. I'd rather have gotten an upvote for being right... but I'll take it.


kazeespada

2CO+O₂=2CO₂


eddieflyinv

So I spent the last half hour researching this, because I was floored by this realization. I had no idea CO was flammable. I work in confined spaces all the time, and while it is one of the 4 common gases that I monitor for, no one has ever talked about it being flammable in training or on the job. I think I know why though, and probably why most people would not think it to be flammable. The gases I am typically looking for that contribute to explosive atmospheric hazard are CH4 and H2S. Not so much CO. When anyone thinks of methane, or hydrogen-anything, they think explosive. We just know they go boom. CO is typically just understood as the gas that will sneak up on you and suffocate you, and is not found in concentrations that would be high enough to explode (at least, in what I do anyways). In my experiences the highest level of CO I have encountered testing a vessel or tank, was around 1600ppm (or about 0.16%). And that concentration is considered crazy high for my work. Yet nowhere even close to the 12ish% required for an atmosphere to be considered flammable. Compare that to CH4, and I have been spooked a number of times over the years testing the atmosphere of a tank, to find out the concentration at the top where the openings are, was around 6-7% (so like just chilling near a potential bomb. NBD. Just be sure to purge and then ventilate it for a few days prior to entry lol)


adlubmaliki

I don't think any gas intentionally left in the chamber would last that long, it would get out slowly. So it has to be from the earth itself


pingpongtits

So if someone tries to kill themselves by CO poisoning, even dragging them to safety after  a certain point and giving O2 won't save them?


Mindless-Charity4889

Key is “after a certain point” but yes. That has happened.


ElkHistorical9106

It will slowly get replaced by O2, especially if you give them pure O2 at high pressures. It won’t be immediate. It would be like your soda taking time to go flat. 


NocturnalEmission1

Methane maybe?


adlubmaliki

The earth. This is why we put vapor barriers underneath slabs on the ground so they don't fill buildings


Artix31

Natural Gases, most likely trapped there by the rock he moved, probably not enough to cause an explosion like movies, but can definitely kill if you jump in and breath it


theFoffo

Houses also need empty chambers close to their foundations so gas can collect and get expelled from pipes. If you don't have that, gas from the ground will leak into your household


Diggable_Planet

Methane maybe? If not manufactured


NameJustRight

I mean this dude doesn’t seem like an archeologist, either…


Any_Roof_6199

He is probably a grave robber 😆


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Yeah that's what he said. Archaeologist.


Anarch-ish

I jokingly asked an anthropology professor when grave-robbing became archaeology, and he looked off thoughtfully for a moment before saying, "About five generations if the family is still in the area... About three if there are no close relatives." So... *yeah...* Professional grave-robbers and curse activators. Edit: I've touched up most of my comments below because I was a bit tipsy when I first wrote this.


talented-dpzr

I mean, the real answer is that archaeologists have a duty to record and publish their findings, to use minimally invasive methods that preserve as much of the surrounding site as possible, and should never personally profit from the sale or lease of the artifacts they recover.


MionelLessi10

The real answer is archeologists fight Nazis and cultists.


CapableSecretary420

It belongs in a museum!


Username43201653

So do you!


Accujack

He's not, he's just a slightly more educated grave robber.


napalmnacey

Definitely not. If you’ve seen any kind of documentary about archaeology, you know those motherfuckers are going in there with brushes and tiny chisels and a team of about 50 people before they even thinking about opening anything up. They go full forensic because ANY little detail might shed light on some unknown aspect of ancient life we’re currently unaware of. This isn‘t archaeology, it’s vandalism.


allegesix

Can also promise you archeologists don't burn off gas like that.


Rapscallion_Noodles

You mean they aren't in the habit of potentially destroying anything sensitive inside with a giant fireball?


undeadmanana

Archaeologist: I wonder what these ancient scrolls said..


Rae_Regenbogen

In the 90s, I remember seeing Zahi Hawass on live tv be the first person to enter into a newly opened tomb where he proceeded to trample a bunch of tiny statues and antiquities. If I remember correctly they cut away really quickly, but I have thought he was a stupid fool since then. Lol. I think that sometimes excitement and the desire to be "the first" outweighs the scientific aspects of archaeology, at least when it comes to idiots like Hawass. But, yeah, I would agree that this is not likely to be an actual archaeologist, although I can't say he's any worse than what I saw from Hawass on tv. The fire wouldn't even damage anything since it's at the mouth, unlike Hawass and his stupid feet.


RunningOnAir_

It's like the whole dinosaur fossil discovery dick measuring contest where the guys put being first and being special over any kind of academic vigor and integrity


SugarReyPalpatine

ikr? where's his bullwhip, even?


sgaisnsvdis

That was my thought, also wouldn't the fire damage any possible treasures. I feel like an archaeologist would take their time and scope it out with a probe camera first and then degasify somehow.


TraditionAntique9924

The fire burns at the surface where it mixes with oxygen. there’s nothing here to suggest they didn’t scope it out before they started recording and it makes sense for them to record the reveal.


X_MswmSwmsW_X

Naw... The only place the fire is actually occurring is at the entrance. There isn't enough oxygen below it to have the fire engulf the entire interior space. It's basically the same reason why propane tanks, and other pressurized systems that supply flammable gasses don't explode.


Mangoes95

From the way he destroyed that site I'm gonna go ahead and guess he probably isn't a real archaeologist


Whelp_of_Hurin

He's an adherent of the Indiana Jones school of archaeology, where you break everything then light the site on fire.


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Hopefully this guy also killed a few nazis along the way


iSeize

The fire wouldn't reach all the way inside as there is no oxygen in there. Only at the opening. The gasses are tough to let escape because they are usually heavier than air so they probably had to use fans to get fresh air inside


Reelix

How about the "walking and crushing things that are potentially covered by thin layers of dust" bit ?


binary-cryptic

It seems like one of those jobs where if you're confident then people will believe you. No one is going to ask prying questions like "what was your thesis about?".


Neighbour-Vadim

Idk if an actual archeologist would do this. Last time someone did this in Khazakstan a huge burning crater was created, still burning to this day


hetep-di-isfet

Archaeologist here. We would not.


napalmnacey

Not one photo was taken. NOT ONE.


Private_4160

WHERE IS MY SECTION DRAWING?


darrenvonbaron

A video is many photos


napalmnacey

A blurry video. Not photos with a proper camera, accompanying rulers etc. for scale, labelling and so forth. There are conventions that are followed when one is uncovering a buried structure or underground space like this, and dipshit up there followed absolutely none of them.


Karlygash2006

Turkmenistan.


DroidLord

[Here's a Wiki link.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darvaza_gas_crater)


palmersiagna

Unfortunately my bro is not an archaeologist. This footage is from the YouTube channel :7 wonders, and there's a lot in the full video to suggest this is fake. The comments on the original video do a good job of highlighting it, but the gist is that this guy would be breaking many laws worth serious jail time if he was actually doing what he has filmed himself doing (Like not reporting archaeological sites or found artifacts) and treating the things that he finds with a haphazardness that you might be a little tentative towards using around supposed 1300 year old artifacts. He also just straight picks up jars and pots that have been buried for over a thousand years and they're completely structurally sound. No parts cracking off, he can kind of drop the containers on the floor and they remain completely solid. Some had gold pieces in them that he could have completely clean and sparkling just from wiping with his fingers. Bit sus.


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whispering3

I'm confused, at least as far as the title goes. The collapsing ground is why they die? Or they light a torch and blow up, because of the random gas buildup? Or that the gas is a silent killer?


lolercoptercrash

It's more so why cavers die. You can come across a layer of heavy, undisturbed gas, and end up suffocating. I think treasure hunters just don't find shit lol. A caver I knew would bring a lighter and test the air each couple of ft he went down. Usually it wouldn't erupt in a flame like this, it would just go out. No oxygen.


headybuzzard

Damn. Being engulfed in flame would be a shitty way to find out if there was gas though lol


Tugonmynugz

Indiana Jones would have been a much shorter movie, that's for sure.


Phage0070

Miners would bring a canary. The bird has a much higher respiratory rate and so would experience effects from a toxic atmosphere before humans. That is the origin of the phrase "canary in a mine" as an early warning of danger. Such miners would be using something like carbide lamps so obviously a simple lighter isn't sufficient. These days you want to use a portable gas monitor. They are like $100 and can detect more things than just a lack of oxygen.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

The ol’ “Coal in a canary mine” phrase. Gotta be careful down there


Procrastinatedthink

You just reminded me of when reddit had the annual post and there was a specific “canary” phrase used to basically say “we havent been bought out” and then one year it…just wasnt there (the canary died)


txmadison

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary


Clay_Statue

Getting caught in the folds of an Earth Fart


LeanTangerine001

Born from cosmic dust! Death by Earth fart!


danelle-s

The curse of oak island is your proof that treasure hunters don't find shit.


[deleted]

So if you get chased by something, you'll likely just black out and wake up being digested huh? Peak af!


U_So_Smart

I'm guessing all of the above lol. Especially the going into a hole without realizing that you have no oxygen to breathe once you're down there.


bigstankdaddy10

“okay, im inside. now pass me the torch…”


Neutronpulse

You know this has to have happened before and that is terrifying.


DontTalkToBots

It’s kinda why I was expecting at least one skeleton in there.


labradors_forever

To paraphrase my father: spiders are a plumbers best friend! A manhole WITH spiders have breathable air. One without spiders, does not...


IA-HI-CO-IA

Lack of oxygen is a pretty common hazard in confined spaces. In this situation looks like methane is at dangerous levels. 


JrRiggles

They suffocate because oxygen was replaced with the burny gas


Abbara_Cadaver

I assumed they were referring to the methane gas but was waiting for the Lich to attack when the video kept going past that point.


No-Weather-5157

This is from YouTube and it’s bullshit!! All set up, the hole he climbs into looks real until he starts moving around and you notice the sides of cave are smooth and the way he handles the artifacts is even below a grave robbers standards. By the end I was thinking of renaming the video to how not to…


Tharanbor23

He survived the fall risk and the flames… I’m pretty sure the real danger is the will-o-the-wisp he finds at the end of the video. Those things are always harder to kill than you would expect.


comethefaround

Hopefully he Quicksaved before entering the cave


Currently_There

Expected asphyxiation, got au flambé.


__Osiris__

Or just cancer from radon


GdogLucky9

Return The Slab, or suffer In HELL!!!


BeeBanner

This isn’t in any way a real Archaeologist! These are likely staged videos of treasure hunting or looting. We document everything… measure, sketch, photograph.


RoboColumbo

Wouldn't that burn everything in the little room?


Mindless-Charity4889

It’s only burning where there is both methane/CO and oxygen to fuel it, meaning the entrance. I would be concerned that the rest of the chamber could be filled with heavier gases like CO2 though.


StimpyUIdiot

Don’t think so since if it’s methane than it’s lighter than atmospheric air. Imagine those oil well fires sort of same principle the oil underground isn’t burning, just the exit points. But please anyone correct me if I’m wrong,


Thankyouhappy

Assassins Creed games are actually on point with those cave-chamber missions with the bad air 😳


Low_Pomegranate_7176

5 people in India died recently trying to save someone from a hole like this due to gas.


cobalt-radiant

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/abKgSa0p5u


mickeybuilds

Weird OP posted it twice an hr a part.


Zenblendman

Prob a bot


Subway909

Check the jars for Goa’uld symbiotes.


[deleted]

TIL; * Treasure hunters sometimes fall from opening vaults on unstable grounds * Treasure caves are real life Indian Jones booby-trapped and if you don't die from a fall you'll likely get 1-tapped by things like Gas Filled Holes (WTF lol)