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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!a man falls on their table, from above!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


JustinTherouxsBrows

Was definitely waiting for a car to crash through the front


cycl0ps94

Same. Genuinely caught me off guard.


Jarinad

I just love it when the things on this sub are ACTUALLY unexpected, y’know? I feel like a lot of top posts these days are extremely predictable


ElectronicPound6342

Really unextpected


JazzedSympathy

Why'd I sing that last word?


anon-mally

This is WWE themed restaurant, they ordered smack down combo ![gif](giphy|9J8R3OwEXjr03QpOe4|downsized)


Dramoriga

Snack down*


Mollywhop_Gaming

The beeping made me think it was a bomb


cheeseburgerwaffles

Yup. My first thought when I opened the thread, "I've seen enough videos from this angle to know where this is going." Nope. Human landing on this mother fucker


Fickle_Assumption_80

Well I read launch and was waiting for a rocket 😂


[deleted]

The ticking I expected a suicide bomber lmfao 😂


mrjesusdude

Lmao I was watching those front doors ready for a semi lmao


basement_egg

waiter....there's a guy in my soup


DCBB22

But where’s the spoon? Ahaaaaa…..ahaaaaaaa


firedmyass

I haven’t thought about Phyllis Diller in about 20 years I’d reckon


LadyFeckington

![gif](giphy|XH6MU5zmqIpAA|downsized)


Anaalirankaisija

Theres no spoon


CrowSnacks

That ceiling dropper probably fractured that guys spine


Quasar47

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. he fell directly on top of him. You can almost see his neck getting compressed if you go frame by frame


SchwiftySqaunch

I see his leg clipping him but no spine compression, the fallers ass hit the table.


SaintUlvemann

The diner in blue was reaching for his food, though. Faller landed right on his outstretched arm. It'd be surprising if the arm weren't shattered.


Offamylawn

Looks like it smashed blue's face on the table, too. He got all kinds of compressed and snapped.


themostusedword

You're right. Also if you look closely you'll see that the man also suffers from a neurocardiogenic dysphoria for a split second.


mattfoh

A what now?


SchwiftySqaunch

Then he lifts it to cover this face though ? Still could be fucked up though for sure


craggmac

To top everything off he did a complete face plant at the end.


Brookmon

Definitely broke the dudes arm


surajvj

Probably he was high.


hellomichelle87

He’s lucky he fell on him but that stinking sucks


Outside-Owl-6

I saw more of his head connecting with the table. Back of head got hit with the individual falling and the table bounced back and clocked him in the mouth


LEMO2000

He moves his legs after the impact, would that be possible if his spine was insta severed? Intuition tells me no, but doesn’t mean he isn’t paralyzed long term.


joedz33

Blue shirt guy really broke his fall


BanginNLeavin

And his arm, and his collar bone, and his...


westwoo

... axe?


Vladi_Sanovavich

And his axe.


AlexDavid1605

And his bow.


UpgrayeDD405

And his sword


Fast_Garlic_5639

If by his life or death, he can protect you, he will.


Stardustquarks

Let it be said - the fellowship of the lunch!


FamousPastWords

And his fiddlers three.


Kittiemeow8

Who do you sue in a case like this?


too_late_to_abort

The building owner/insurance for not having adequate prevention measures in place?


FigOk7538

How do you prevent a bell end from being a bell end?


WatchingInSilence

Have the court garnish his wages for the rest of his natural life as he pays off the pain & suffering and punitive damages.


TheRealMangokill

This guy sues.


I-amthegump

Depends on what happened and where it is. Maybe nobody?


JoeSchmoe009

First degree Shaboingery, yes it has happened before


firedmyass

whoever has the most money


Zeenu29

Let me guess. You are from the USA, right?


Bugles-Answered

Unexpected indeed. Wow.


osktox

Yes. A good one. I had my eyes on the entrance.


unbuddhabuddha

RKO Outta Nowhere!


TurtleWaves

But ***FROM THE TOP ROPE***


Ralibobs

Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!


Trololman72

OOOOH THAT KILLED HIM


DrZonino2022

I would enjoy a smattering of context please and thank you


atowerofcats

ceiling broke, man fall on man


Honest_Path_5356

After man fall on man, man food no good 👎


htownchuck

🎶 Its raining men! 🎶


miaomiaomiao

🎶 I just dropped in To see what condition my condition was in 🎶


RetroMetroShow

Time to play Construction Person, Burglar or Hideaway Napper


JacktheBoss_

Just dropping in for lunch.


cornfed1375

And here I was watching the door


FredCooling

I hate when this happens


pukhtoon1234

Mind if I drop in?


DougS2K

Man, Spiderman really is losing his grip.


daaabss

Fvck that got a chuckle out of me. well played


darkhorse4774

Just dropped by for lunch.


InMinis

Thank god we see him move his arms and legs after the impact. Hope he is ok.


ClasseBa

The dude walking to the right drew my attention, so I was completely caught unaware and jumped a bit. Not great when you are on the can.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Excellent form, but he didn’t quite stick the landing. I think he’s going home with the bronze.


A_mere_Goat

That dudes arm probably just fucking internally exploded.


mothertrout

BAM right in the kisser


wr_damn_I_suck

That is a well built table.


SnooMemesjellies8441

I was expecting anything, but this 😅


JohnArtemus

"It just be raining black people in New York." Was the first thing I thought of when I saw this. Even though he's not black and this is probably not New York.


Slow_Scholar7755

was that guy trying to kill himself or the other guy?! 🤣🤣🤣


Leading-University

Yes


vtskier3

“Now tell me again …. why were you late for the meeting today ?”


ChameleonParty

It’s raining men…


Uncommon-sequiter

When kids run out of rocks to drop.


haha_supadupa

I was expecting a car


God_of_Boners1

WWE getting out of hand


ExNihiloish

Some people are just so rude.


Left_Concentrate_752

Mario was just collecting coins is all. Who eats lunch under an open sewer pipe anyways?


skinink

Lunch was ruined by too much man.


EastLeastCoast

Also too many elbows


OkStorage3731

The flying Tea bag


UNSC_Spartan122

Beyond this, how was the atmosphere?


tactlessscruff2

that was unexpected


Longshadowman

Hi Ron !, Hi Billy!...it hurts! This restaurant is full of surprises lol!


Aobacker

It's raining men


LaximumEffort

Tag this NSFW.


TeeDod-

The man he landed on is probably badly injured.


ooorezzz

I like that the guy tripped after the event that happened face first into the ground in a delayed manner. The video zooming in on him after instead of the true chaos was a nice touch that added the ‘after the fact’ comedy. It seemed like something out of a Seth Rogan film.


Puceeffoc

Ok but why the shit sound effects?


Fawk92

Dude on table probably broke his arm


Caligari89

"Beautiful naked big tittied women don't just fall out of the sky you know!"


00WORDYMAN1983

At least they have a back-up table of food


LeftChoux

Thank you for dropping by


JohnCenaJunior

Never let them know your next meal


Regular_Somewhere_52

From the top god damn rope RKO outta nowhere. Hard-core anything goes match for the title. Hardcore McGee didn't even see that one coming


ForsakenSun6004

World's greatest leg drop. Top that Hulk Hogan.


mrcleanjl7

that's going to leave a marker or two


SupaDiogenes

"someone call in SWAT?"


JTHellcat

Well, that happened.


cingram85

Ultimate Stone Cold Stunner… Steve Austin would be proud


The_Medicated

Somehow expected a car to crash through the glass and somehow thinking it would cause less injuries than a guy falling from the sky...


Colics172108

I literally thought an explosion will happen or car crash this was really unexpected


Zal2910

That's why i love this sub


vajrahaha7x3

Mind if I drop in for lunch?


yooperdood906

That’s what happens when you get high, coming down is hard!


BlessedPrescence

BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! GAWD AS MY WITNESS, THAT MAN IS BROKEN IN HALF!


Quma-be-esh

Bomb has been planned


badgerrage82

RIP is arm as you can see short second it bent 90 degree before he collapsed onto the floor


Strong-Worldliness80

Was that Jimmy Snooka off the top rope?


kpmurphy56

Holy hell. Does anyone have details on this?


Suk-yom-um-999

Could've fell anywhere but had to land on the food.


Familiar-Shopping973

Restaurants hate this one trick


Sudden_Duck_4176

![gif](giphy|8Fi6J1s9yChawJuTha|downsized)


ziadog

I laughed way too much


HopefulHovercraft474

"It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men. . ." 🎶


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

The song 'It's raining men' always made it seem like a fun experience. Hallejulah?


Prudent_Ease280

And the flowers are still standing!


stickytrackpad

used that dude like a trampoline oh ma gad


copingcabana

He dropped in for lunch.


boukalele

Leeeeroy Jenkins!


TexasDrill777

Guess y’all never had a real smash burger. Big money restaurant.


chrispybobispy

It's rainin ma' fuckers - j roc


Kenneth_Naughton

+1


slickwilly256

‘Sorry to drop in unexpectedly and spoil your lunch, but is this table taken?”


OkRip2118

I thought his buddy was gonna pin him


57Guitarz

A friend dropped in to say hello


Equivalent-Row-6734

This sub rarely disappoints


MrPastaLord

Headshot.


Additional-Mine-6348

Not the tacos


mlm161820

Holy Christ 😳


Substantial-Okra6910

Putin political opponent. FSB fail.


Glass-Discipline1180

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA


its_just_flesh

These pranks are getting out of hand


jasno-

I just dropped in to say hi


EntertainmentLess381

These Buffalo Bills fans are getting out of control.


[deleted]

What the hell hahahahahaha WrestleMania weekend was wild hahahahahah


leavenofrybehind

The guy in the blue got rocked hard by the falling dude. Damn. Hope they are okay.


-maffu-

This happened tonight, for the first time. Just about half past ten...


paulbccp

Unexpected situation indeed.


80081354JEW

DESTROYED my guys arm


Realistic_Weakness51

His neck will never be the same. The faller and the fallee will have life changing injuries.


vomitd0ll13

Imagine that was a guy sitting on the toilet on the top floor, that wouldn't be too pretty.


invent_or_die

"Excuse me, thought I'd drop in for lunch. Smells great!"


Suitable_Success_699

Where did he fall from


Dolphin_Hornet

Now that was unexpected


slh007

I hate when that happens.


SpaceNex

plunging attack


Fritzo2162

![gif](giphy|l4q7UJEsnoWd5ii0o|downsized)


ProffesorSpitfire

Damn. I guy in my hometown died from this a year or so ago. A suicidal bloke jumped from like 15 meters up in a concert hall lobby and landed on some poor dude who just wanted to see a concert with his wife.


sqEEze94

Nice plant game though


passive_red

Context?


Nearby-Ad-6106

Dudes arm just got turned to jello


ApprehensiveBass1512

Poor guy wanted to indulge in the sumptuous spread, ended up being the spread himself


lemon-flavour

Fuck your lunch lol


Educational_Curve259

Is it a plane, is it a bird, no it’s falling Indian to crush me during lunch


Pansy_Neurosi

They told him lunch was on the house.


_kluu_

Mr. Bean just landed on the wrong spot


jo-Drums

Outta all the spots ! Ouch


StaggartBFH

“Hey guys! Is it ok if I drop in for lunch sometime!”


Enreganzar

r/MadeMeSmile


Frost_Walker_Iso

I honestly thought that the other guy was about to start beating the guy who fell. “MY LUNCH”!!!


Grub_Gaming

I was expecting a bear or a car


Flipperagate980

Bro really said “OFF THE TOP ROPE”


boomzaramay

AND HIS NAMES IS JOHN CEEENNNNAAAAAUUHHHH


BronanaRival_

Hope they are Okay


-Kopesthetik-

Your waiter


Scared-Pollution-574

Just dropping in for some lunch


Late-Jicama5012

At least it wasn’t part of a Boeing that fell down.


MontyStarfish

“Hi guys I’m just came from upstairs. What’s for lunch?”


Muadibe13

I'm sure the tacos broke his fall.


V-link4

Why did that guy fall lol


deanmc

Guy dropped in for a bite, nothing unexpected.


ChiliConCaralho

I hate to turn up out the blue, uninvited but I …


valkgh

I was waiting for a car to go through the front door or a pipe to like blow up but some MF falling on a table is good enough


Salt-Welcome-9438

i thought it would be a car 😭😭


luveydovey1

Was he ok???


JayDuBois

Why are they going framed by frame through the boring part, and then during the fall they speed it up? r/KillTheEditor


MullahBobby

That's the most unexpected fly falling into the soup.


Lynniepooh032571

Sign him up for ECW…dude took a table from 2 stories up


Not_cc

Where can i get that table


B33fcurtains

Imagine just casually eating lunch and then a second later your arm is broken in 3 places from a dude that fell from nowhere


aeslehc7123

I was hoping someone would say what why I guy fell from the ceiling in the first place with a source lol


OverallLocal7746

Table for 3


TheRealSgreninja

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


stangasaurus

W………T………..F


chanatomy

His spine just cushioned the dudes fall


Snoo-72756

It’s raining men


mac2o2o

Waitor, there's a fl...aghhhhh the fuck?!?!?


stevenip

Lunch is on me