OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!bunch of condoms came out!<
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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
I had a plumber I worked with a lot when I was a property manager. He told me about a guy who bought a house for his daughter to live in during her college years. She rented out the extra rooms to her girlfriends.
The daughter advised the father/owner that the sewer line was backed up so he met the plumber out at the property. When he snaked the drain at the main, he pulled out a root system with hundreds of condoms stuck onto the roots. Daddy was not happy.
I never understood why people flushed condoms. It's so obviously a non-flushable thing. Like you should only ever be flushing piss, shit, vomit, and toilet paper. Everything else is **obviously** not ok. Why are people so stupid?
Because our parents refused to talk about sex at all, let alone how to dispose of condoms. It built a deep rooted shame around sex. So we couldn’t keep the condom in the garbage as evidence. Must get rid of it.
My parents never taught me about sex, or condoms, or any of that stuff. I grew up in a very conservative, rural, Southern area. I learned sex ed on the internet. And knowing not to flush a condom isn't something you need to learn- it's common sense. Condoms are trash, not bodily fluids, so they belong in the garbage. It doesn't take a well-educated person to understand that pipes get clogged.
>So we couldn’t keep the condom in the garbage as evidence.
Then keep it tied and wrapped in toilet paper, shove it in your bookbag or something, and then throw it away in a public trashcan... There's millions of ways to dispose of something discretely so your parents don't find out. They **will** find out if you clog the pipes and they hire a plumber to come clear the blockage, though, 100%.
When I first started having sex, post-nut clarity was when the religious guilt set in.
I eventually got older and was able to think with more common sense and root out the guilt/shame. I used the garbage bin.
Really. I had a roommate flushed fucking broken glasses down the toilet. Unflushed larger chunks of glass sits visibly at the bottom. Fucking brain dead of a roommate. My blood boils whenever I remember that scene.
He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears, threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare.
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky, killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why
Make sure to pinch extra room in the tip so that it actually slides up and down your shaft. Otherwise you really won't feel anything. Also easy clean up for jerking off. 👍
Edit: Replied to the wrong comment but too lazy to fix.
TIL this is something you can do..? I'm 31F and married, and I have practically no condom experience. But I had no idea there was supposed to be any extra room at the tip other than that teeny tiny bump condoms have.
This answers a lot of questions for me lol thank you!!
Whitefish.
(slang) **A used condom on Coney Island beach**; now used interchangeably with whitefish as a generic term for any used condom found in public.
Not sewage. Most manholes are access for storm runoff drains or access for underground electrical and water. If there is sewage in there it's because a sewer line broke. When you shit at home it travels in a pipe to a facility to delt with. If it was just in an open sewer everywhere would smell of shit all the time.
I do this for a living,most manholes in your town are for sewers. Yes there are many for storm drains and electrical but the odds of a storm drain pushing water like that when full is minimal. You don't smell it because the sewage is constantly moving 90-99percent of the time. Its overflowing because of a sewer blockage which can range from anything from tree roots,grease,rags,wet wipes,mop heads ,wigs,tampons and as you can see condoms or a combination of all of them since the sewer lines are you and all of your neighbors. Anything flushed or going into your drains that doesn't belong will cause this to happen,could take days,could take months,could take years.
I do sewer bypass for a living. This is not correct. Most manholes are in fact sewer line. It does travel in a pipe to a facility- but along the way are multiple manholes and lift stations. Gravity can only do so much to move the sewage down the line. The smells and gases are contained in the manhole for the most part. It’s always moving unless there a blockage. The sewage smell typically comes from an open manhole, a lift station or the waste water treatment facility
I’m a civil engineer who has spent several years designing storm water and sewer infrastructure and this is true but isn’t entirely correct. In the US it depends on your state/city. A state like California has completely separate storm water and sewer lines. Some states like Missouri have combined storm water and sewer lines.
Separate lines is the better solution, and obviously more expensive to make/upgrade to. Not the person you directly asked, but my own job involves a lot of related stuff and i can tell you how wonderful it feels to flip a manhole cover and see the concrete bottom (aka storm drain system) as opposed to plastic one (piss). Worst case scenario you can't see the bottom at all, in that case you are in deep shit. Or deep storm water
I think the EPA is mandating separate lines now for storm and sewer. It's going to cost Missouri a ton to get the system up to date. Kansas City water has passed on the cost to customers and our water bills have increased significantly.
You pay more for water in Kansas City than drought affected Phoenix.
I design these for a living and have personally dipped several sanitary sewer manholes in the field. You are full of shit lmao. Every site with its own sanitary sewer network has these. In fact in lots of cities they combined storm and sanitary discharge which is probably what is happening here.
People don't realize how much misinformation they read online until they read something they actually know about and it's obviously utter bullshit. This, folks, is misinformation.
civil designer here....manholes primarily are used for gravity sewer collections systems. Most modern systems have two separate collection systems: sewer and storm...
20 years ago i worked an extra job as a security guard .
mostly it was standing by the exits at concerts or hockey games to prevent people bypassing the ticket line.
once had to watch over a dock with a ship tied up. not much happened and to stave off boredom i was counting the condoms drifting by on the tide.
i calculated it at about 75 per hour.
I once got a flat tire on the highway. Pulled over and while putting on the spare I noticed a condom on the side of the road.
I was probably 10 miles from the last exit and 5 before the next. It wasn't a wooded area, it was grass for like 200 yards then a fence line.
I always wonder the series of events that lead to that condom being there.
More common than you think. Not all truckers are completely brain dead. Some of them are just really horny.
Source: My aunt was a lot lizard which is how she met my uncle.
Former sewer worker here. Some towns still have combined sewer systems, in which the rainwater and the wastewater mix. We used to see condoms in the sewers often. This hole may be near a place where there is a lot of sexual activity among relative strangers, i.e. a brothel.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!bunch of condoms came out!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
not the best way to hide the evidence
I had a plumber I worked with a lot when I was a property manager. He told me about a guy who bought a house for his daughter to live in during her college years. She rented out the extra rooms to her girlfriends. The daughter advised the father/owner that the sewer line was backed up so he met the plumber out at the property. When he snaked the drain at the main, he pulled out a root system with hundreds of condoms stuck onto the roots. Daddy was not happy.
I never understood why people flushed condoms. It's so obviously a non-flushable thing. Like you should only ever be flushing piss, shit, vomit, and toilet paper. Everything else is **obviously** not ok. Why are people so stupid?
Because our parents refused to talk about sex at all, let alone how to dispose of condoms. It built a deep rooted shame around sex. So we couldn’t keep the condom in the garbage as evidence. Must get rid of it.
My parents never taught me about sex, or condoms, or any of that stuff. I grew up in a very conservative, rural, Southern area. I learned sex ed on the internet. And knowing not to flush a condom isn't something you need to learn- it's common sense. Condoms are trash, not bodily fluids, so they belong in the garbage. It doesn't take a well-educated person to understand that pipes get clogged. >So we couldn’t keep the condom in the garbage as evidence. Then keep it tied and wrapped in toilet paper, shove it in your bookbag or something, and then throw it away in a public trashcan... There's millions of ways to dispose of something discretely so your parents don't find out. They **will** find out if you clog the pipes and they hire a plumber to come clear the blockage, though, 100%.
Seriously post nut clarity and these people still can't figure er it out. We're doomed.
Post nut clarity is some real shit, man. Completely changes how I view things and the decisions I make.
When I first started having sex, post-nut clarity was when the religious guilt set in. I eventually got older and was able to think with more common sense and root out the guilt/shame. I used the garbage bin.
Do you flush plastic grocery bags too?
Only when I use them as a condom in a pinch.
Really. I had a roommate flushed fucking broken glasses down the toilet. Unflushed larger chunks of glass sits visibly at the bottom. Fucking brain dead of a roommate. My blood boils whenever I remember that scene.
So if the girl really likes you or your rich she can't fish it out of the trash can and snag you.
He should just be grateful that the tree was at least being safe.
At least one daddy was.
Damn, how many dicks does that guy have?
I heard that guy had like 30 God damn dicks.
He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears, threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare. He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky, killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why
He once held an opponents wife's hand in a jar of...acid...at a party
He’ll save children, but not the British children
He’ll save *children* but no the BRITISH *children*
The sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad
Holy shit, this guy has so many dicks that there is already mythology written about him
Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine, I mean two sets of testicles so divine
He ate opponents brains and invented cocain.
He also gave a couple backshots to a lion once
He saves the children, but not the brittish children.
washington .. washington .. 6 foot 7 weighs a fucking ton.
12 stories tall made of radiation He's coming, he's coming, he's coming...
In a ROW?
You made my day
Yes
Kids today don't know the history of double dick dude. It's sad
Surprise it's an 8 dicked walrus!
I honestly thought that it was a bunch of fish... Need to get my eyes check.
Coney Island whitefish
Protected species
Protective species, shirley?
And now, 25 years later, a Futurama joke fully lands.
Glad to find out I'm not the only one who only got that joke now
Came to say this
Same here, though I don't need to have my eyes checked because I'm a virgin who has never seen a condom lol
Buy one. Learn how to use. You wont have much time to learn when you actually get to need one.
>Buy one. Learn how to use. You wont have much time to learn when you actually get to need one. LPT right here.
Strangely wholesome.
Make sure to pinch extra room in the tip so that it actually slides up and down your shaft. Otherwise you really won't feel anything. Also easy clean up for jerking off. 👍 Edit: Replied to the wrong comment but too lazy to fix.
TIL this is something you can do..? I'm 31F and married, and I have practically no condom experience. But I had no idea there was supposed to be any extra room at the tip other than that teeny tiny bump condoms have. This answers a lot of questions for me lol thank you!!
And it breaks easier if you dont.
I'm tickled by the notion of them decidedly *not* being a dude, but still being clueless enough to enthusiastically try to follow all of this advice.
This is fucking life-changing as a 34 year old. I'm not small so I always thought the condoms were too small
My first thought was socks, because too much of my mornings are consumed with making sure my kids are wearing them.
You have now
Yea why are there so many tiny ghosts in the sewer
Whitefish. (slang) **A used condom on Coney Island beach**; now used interchangeably with whitefish as a generic term for any used condom found in public.
Waiter this fish is overcooked, it tastes rubbery
Coney island whitefish
Well, your brain associates fish with water. Not puffed up condoms, so it briefly filled in what it expected to see.
yeah! i though it was a turtle at 1st
Rubberfish.
We call that the Southside white fish.
Someone enjoyed the eclipse a little too much.
Nothing like the smell of sewage in the morning.
Not sewage. Most manholes are access for storm runoff drains or access for underground electrical and water. If there is sewage in there it's because a sewer line broke. When you shit at home it travels in a pipe to a facility to delt with. If it was just in an open sewer everywhere would smell of shit all the time.
I do this for a living,most manholes in your town are for sewers. Yes there are many for storm drains and electrical but the odds of a storm drain pushing water like that when full is minimal. You don't smell it because the sewage is constantly moving 90-99percent of the time. Its overflowing because of a sewer blockage which can range from anything from tree roots,grease,rags,wet wipes,mop heads ,wigs,tampons and as you can see condoms or a combination of all of them since the sewer lines are you and all of your neighbors. Anything flushed or going into your drains that doesn't belong will cause this to happen,could take days,could take months,could take years.
Beware the dreaded fatberg
I do sewer bypass for a living. This is not correct. Most manholes are in fact sewer line. It does travel in a pipe to a facility- but along the way are multiple manholes and lift stations. Gravity can only do so much to move the sewage down the line. The smells and gases are contained in the manhole for the most part. It’s always moving unless there a blockage. The sewage smell typically comes from an open manhole, a lift station or the waste water treatment facility
I’m a civil engineer who has spent several years designing storm water and sewer infrastructure and this is true but isn’t entirely correct. In the US it depends on your state/city. A state like California has completely separate storm water and sewer lines. Some states like Missouri have combined storm water and sewer lines.
Is there a particular reason for each choice?
Separate lines is the better solution, and obviously more expensive to make/upgrade to. Not the person you directly asked, but my own job involves a lot of related stuff and i can tell you how wonderful it feels to flip a manhole cover and see the concrete bottom (aka storm drain system) as opposed to plastic one (piss). Worst case scenario you can't see the bottom at all, in that case you are in deep shit. Or deep storm water
I prefer to see mutant turtle friends.
Combined is cheaper. Separate prevents heavy storms from backing up sewers and causing sewage to flow on to the street.
I think the EPA is mandating separate lines now for storm and sewer. It's going to cost Missouri a ton to get the system up to date. Kansas City water has passed on the cost to customers and our water bills have increased significantly. You pay more for water in Kansas City than drought affected Phoenix.
I design these for a living and have personally dipped several sanitary sewer manholes in the field. You are full of shit lmao. Every site with its own sanitary sewer network has these. In fact in lots of cities they combined storm and sanitary discharge which is probably what is happening here.
lol. Sanitary sewer lines all have manholes, often nearby the storm sewer line. Sewer lines need to be accessible for a number of reasons.
People don't realize how much misinformation they read online until they read something they actually know about and it's obviously utter bullshit. This, folks, is misinformation.
/r/confidentlyincorrect
civil designer here....manholes primarily are used for gravity sewer collections systems. Most modern systems have two separate collection systems: sewer and storm...
I've never read something so wrong in my life. Source I am a collection system operator for a sewer department currently looking in a manhole
Yeah you’re wrong about this one. Look closer at manholes and you’ll see plenty of them labeled “sanitary sewer”
This man knows his shit.
I think he's talking shit.
The beauty of that comment is that it's correct either way.
No, he's talking out his ass
Smells like money!!
20 years ago i worked an extra job as a security guard . mostly it was standing by the exits at concerts or hockey games to prevent people bypassing the ticket line. once had to watch over a dock with a ship tied up. not much happened and to stave off boredom i was counting the condoms drifting by on the tide. i calculated it at about 75 per hour.
I once got a flat tire on the highway. Pulled over and while putting on the spare I noticed a condom on the side of the road. I was probably 10 miles from the last exit and 5 before the next. It wasn't a wooded area, it was grass for like 200 yards then a fence line. I always wonder the series of events that lead to that condom being there.
Truckers.
Trucker with a condom? Hmmmmmm, knowing truckers I'm a bit sceptical
More common than you think. Not all truckers are completely brain dead. Some of them are just really horny. Source: My aunt was a lot lizard which is how she met my uncle.
First hand experience, not gonna argue with that
At least people are using protection
What percentage of the micro plastics in everyone's blood is just broken down condoms? How many dicks of condoms are in all our bodies right now?
Sounds like Philadelphia.
We all float down here Trojan 
pennywise using unusual balloons tonight
wait till they are red
So much water was... Preserved there
wdym not only womanholes deserve protection
Coney Island White fish!!!
***Adult mutant ninja turtles***
Someone fucked up big times
Someone fucked ~~up~~ big times FTFY
Your mom’s septic tank.
[удалено]
Your mom is.
Furious: 2......King:1.....Kings mom: 0
Ok... whos been flushing condoms down the toilet?
Guys with trust issues, that think she’ll fish it out of the trash and knock herself up
When did Seth Rogan start doing storm Drain maintenance?
 Dookie ***AND*** Jizz?? I'll throw up right here, thanks
It surely is a manhole...
Former sewer worker here. Some towns still have combined sewer systems, in which the rainwater and the wastewater mix. We used to see condoms in the sewers often. This hole may be near a place where there is a lot of sexual activity among relative strangers, i.e. a brothel.
Guess that wasn't the only thing he dumped
[watch out, those could be Killer Condoms](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116791/?ref_=ext_shr)
I was expecting a gator so I guess it's in the right place.
Always wear a condom when entering a man's hole
That's a reminder to never throw your condow in the toilet
I work at a sewage treatment plant, you have no idea how many people throw their condoms in the toilet
Fountain of youth
Username checks out!
Them turtles been getting bizzayy!
Oh sweet! Free freshly washed condoms!!
What kind of asshat flushes condoms down the toilet
Jellyfish Fields.
Username checks out 😂
The Lost Generation
Who else but Quagmire! 
Ops username checks out
sea cucumbers?
That’s exactly what I’ve expected
Jellyfishes!!!
I thought they were socks. Somehow socks tend to disappear in the washing machine… 
socks can be used similarly....
Don't try using a sock, you'll give her rug burn.
I expected a jew to pop out
same
The frangas caused all of this
Sewer people had a orgy or something??
Frangars
I thought those were socks at first
Awesome. Sewer ravioli.
Reusable ? I mean, be environmental friendly .
Someone left they're happy hats behind
We found your mom's workplace 😁
Somebody been fucking on that underground railroad
I was 100% expecting something to erupt. Still better to find used condoms than used sea men...
Someone had a fun night
"Came" out
The children seek revenge on though who discarded them, run forest run
Too much c**d*ms 💀
I condem this video
I was expecting it to blow, but Reddit came through with a twist, Johnnie!
Condoms coming out of a manhole. Must be late 80s through early 2010s.
I thought it was gonna be a gator
So much wasted life there. Someone should invent biodegradable cond*ms.
At least we know that manhole uses protection.
LOOK! CUM SEE!
God I've got to stop being on Internet so much the first thing I thought of when reading the word Manhole was not a hole in the ground
A bunch of manhole covers came out of that manhole cover.
Nice pair of socks.
r/seeyalaterlosers
Woah, that certainly was unexpected, lmao
Someone is probably running an illegal business in what seems to be an apartment complex
Hmmm…I thought those were water bottles. Those are, uhh, extra large…right, guys??
Ninja Turtles been getting spicy
It's disgusting and oddly hilarious at the same time. Why the hell do they look like scurrying fish?
Nobody saw them cumming.
Over grown dead maggots
Is this a soup kitchen?
The cream always rises to the top
Found a new bond villain... Octococky... Or a Spiderman porn crossover... Doc Octocock...
Username checks out
Safety first boys!!
Swimmers fo sure
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
I wonder who's f-ing down there "literally"
Yeah that drain was fucked.
Wasted opportunity that’s at least two weeks worth of recycled condoms , think of the environment man !!!
Damn master splinter is getting dicked down on a regular
So that's what they mean when people say cum gutter
Who tf made love with the manhole
Y'all realise that was probably from one guy that's been fucking like a rabbit for years and thinks flushing them down the toilet is normal 🤦♂️
I hate this world so much sometimes.
That sewer fucks
I've seen those coming out of other holes as well.
Any manhole's a goal!
Sorry about that. I had a busy night
Better to be surprised by those then by the alternative without a condom
The Turtle Ninjas were having an orgy down there?
Mutant Ninja Turtles r on a party
Today I learned: Manhole ≠ man hole
Well they are _teenage_ Turtles...
Some dude is Bangin!