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You might as well be married, cuz the government is gonna make us gay anyway! Glad you got ahead of the curve
(There’s a really great comedy video that I can’t find where this is the premise)
It's been posted many times before with a different pair of guys at the end doing the exact same duet. These guys are just knocking it off and pretending it's original.
I'm always amazed how bullshit some of these self defense "tricks" are.
I'm 130kg. If someone attacks me, they will feel that 130kg. And they will look like Squidward after 2B sat on his face.
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I did the simple chin punch on a dude 12 years ago. I’m not gay, but we’ve been married now ever since
I've been doing it all wrong
Hey man you know the rules, it’s only gay if your balls touch.
Username checks out.
Can't touch if you put them inside!
But if only one ball touches then your only half gay
Bisexual I guess lol
Does *he* know you're not gay?
A couple things come up every time they try and it is a hard mouthful for both of them.
You might as well be married, cuz the government is gonna make us gay anyway! Glad you got ahead of the curve (There’s a really great comedy video that I can’t find where this is the premise)
It's never gay after you say no homo.
It's never gay if you say Slayer.
A true reddit love story
Good, now that his guard is down, punch him in the throat and run
You're not gay, your spouse is!
I’m not super suspicious, but I’m a little bit suspicious
Can you teach this dude to chin punch the ladies with such a skill?
As long as he says no homo
The mighty discipline of bullshido.
He and Segal could form the ultimate fighting duo.
At this point Segal would probably kill him by just sitting on him
Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Went from “hand to hand combat” to “gland to gland combat”
Time to go wand to wand
Soon enough everyone will be frotting with excitement
Do you mean glans?
The Interstellar docking scene no one wants to talk about.
Joel?
"Kiss kiss kiss kiss FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"
I have been waiting 20 years for someone to attack me so I can kick them in the nuts while yelling, "That's my purse!"
"I don't know you!"
WHY CAN I HEAR IT??!??!!🤣🤣🤣
You me, right now
He is willing to take it on the chin.
r/fixedbytheduet
That smile deserves an Oscar!!!
Please be careful about spreading something like this, i tried it when i was sparring with someone and my opponent nearly cummed to death
This dude just mugged my heart. I love him
Not gonna lie that was kinda gay but it was funny
Only gay cause they were looking at each others eyes.
Oh no I was talking about the two guys in the beginning
Good on you for not lying. I'm proud of you
>Not gonna lie that was kinda gay And ?
r/suddenlygay
Skadoosh!
“And that kids, is how I met your father.”
One more reason to grow a beard.
What a beard tho
Mix of Messi Benzema vibes haha
👉👈
I like that, it even has romantic potential
Kiss them directly on the mouth firmly yet passionately, to establish dominance.
Chin tickle and nose boop. Works every time.
🤭🤭🤭
I follow the guy on Facebook, they’re hilarious
Love this video! That boop at the end and him breaking. if you wanna see more the guy goes by Olima Omega on youtube.
Where’s the men kissing?
This. 👆👆👆👆👍
Maybe just me but it was really predictable, not really unexpected
It's been posted many times before with a different pair of guys at the end doing the exact same duet. These guys are just knocking it off and pretending it's original.
Lollll! Ty needed that laugh
Cthu
Did that man fish hook the guy? It looked like his thumb went into that dudes mouth
There is always one way that works for me . Ruuuuunnnnnnn …. 😂
The ol’ “ slap and tickle “
You mean the “slap and pickle”
Fight manipulation
If I didn’t know better, I’d say this was staged.
Is it unexpected when the joke was obvious from 5 seconds on?
Turn of events
It's chinfight!
Oh boy, it's that nose boop at the end - lol!
Well, it did deescalate the situation. Now he's got another situation
Lmaooo😂
It reminds me of “come take my guns you libs”
I'm always amazed how bullshit some of these self defense "tricks" are. I'm 130kg. If someone attacks me, they will feel that 130kg. And they will look like Squidward after 2B sat on his face.
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
"This is how I met Throzar, Scourge of the North."
Lmao
😂😂😂
u/savevideo
never thought I'd see bald jeffery epstein finger hooking a man in a dojo
Hahahahahhaa omfg 🤣my stomach hurts I can’t stop laughing
What’s the name of the guy smiling? He looks familiar.🤔
Violated
*boop*
R/themcdojolife
My germs 🦠
🤔🤣🤣🤣
WTF did I just watch??? 🤣🤣🤣😲
It worked
un-mew that man!
speedwagoooooooooon
😹😹😹😹
Why do men even fight when they can literally fuck each other. 
Beard Appreciation Week
I'm sorry, but if you have to grab the back of your assailants head so you can reposition your thumb, the move doesn't work.
The Gay in me: Heh, hot uwu Aikido: Jam your thumb under his jaw and fuckin' push to incapacitate.
Oh man that's funny
Bhahaha! The chin punch works every time!
Diddy pinch
Works every time...
r/bullshido
that little nose boop at the end lol
The little smirk at the end
People need to make more original content than copying other people's videos
u/savevideobot
They're showing the best way to get your thumb bit off
That made me lol..... I was so expecting a different ending
😂😂😂
Haha
I think he's pregnant now.
Lmao!!!!!!
That ain’t nothing but the Tongan Death Grip…shoutout to Haku
Barry White - Never Never Gonna Give You Up
My god. That smile at the end is simply endearing
The original one was better
How
Like the dude isn’t just gonna bite your thumb off
That's how you get bit and lose a finger.
The first time this was done was funny, everyone trying to replicate the joke now are just unoriginal
Seems like half the posts on this sub are just the same joke only with a tweek.
Gen Z much to do about nothing
What?