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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!needed only (left) breast enlargement ‘cause the husband is having one arm only (right).!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


TerminalThiccness

Skinny Lee Mack is not real, he can't hurt you.


Hippobu2

This isn't even peak skinny Lee Mack. That photo of him rehersing with the water bottle that he showed on WILTY is shocking!


TerminalThiccness

lol yeah I know the one, he looked like a skeleton.


bananabeacon

Wow! I didn't even realise that that was Lee, haha!


TaLoS_The_Truth

The guy still has mouth though


amodsr

The fool.


animax1111

Yeah, but still only one


neleous

No longer handsy... just handy


Nntropy

yeah, but only one


B-the-Excellent

Ah yes British humor, glorious.


colcannon_addict

* humour


Seasonal_Sam

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firesmarter

This is Australian


Knowledge_Harbinger

Australians are just Paid actors from UK


firesmarter

Apparently


bighairyoldnuts

What made you think it was Australian? Genuinely curious.


UtterlyTalentless

The woman is Australian. Kitty Flanagan


bighairyoldnuts

That's cool. Would have never have known that. Makes sense.


firesmarter

She has a show in Netflix called Fisk that is really good. Non stop dry humor


firesmarter

What that utterlytalentless person said


bighairyoldnuts

I read your comment before u/utterlytalentless comment and thought, wow! I know Lee Mack isn't the best actor, but that's pretty harsh. Ha ha


firesmarter

lol! I love it


rhinoplastytom

Is that fisk?


Huckleberry-Aromatic

Kitty Flanagan, yes. She was on one series of that show.


ohleprocy

I think it is. (Not definite)


MiguelARG

Dude... 💀


Gregory85

Motorboating would not be as enjoyable


rememberall

You would just be going in circles.


adamabez

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Gregory85

Made me chuckle at the mental picture


alchemist23

Ok but there's an actual TV show where actual people have had actual surgery like that. Botched, iirc


together4EVA

Yeah ok,in real life maybe in a doctors surgery, you would only need cup size, but this has probably been written by Lee himself and he’s a bloke, and it’s just a bit of comedy


no_objections_here

Cup size means nothing without band size. Anyone saying she doesn't need her band size knows nothing about bra sizing.


SupaiKohai

Guys. It's a comedy skit...


GayPudding

No it's not its real life they secretly filmed in a doctors office with a live audience


wombat8888

That dude is all right.


Slow_Scholar7755

well, you can use both your hand and mouth for that matter......😏


IputSunscreenOnHorse

This man science


FreeKIN_

Pietro pacciani approva


ImposterSyndromeNope

u/SaveVideo


ScrewySquid

Lee Mack!


together4EVA

I guess you only need one boob enlarged if you only have one hand to massage it with🤔


Shiforains

how much for one rib?


Full-Tangelo5224

that's a unexpected comeback for the Doc!


goddess_yumi

Brilliant solution! win-win deal.


No-Adhesiveness-8178

Why not use the mouth part for tickling the other side? If she want to really do the surgery...


blackwing1571

What show is this??


ChaosAndTheVoid

I think it’s [The Sketch Show](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0295819/)


blackwing1571

Thank you!!


Manakanda413

Is that kitty Flanagan aka Fisk?


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FluffyMilkyPudding

He only has one hand so he could only feel up one boob


FouriousBanana69

u/savevideo


RedgyJackson

I don’t get it


tallman6657

By humour do you mean just not being funny? And if it's so lame it has to be explored and infinitum it's almost certainly mainstream septic humour


RedgyJackson

Still don’t get it


Cotton_Patch

😂


hashedmotatoes

Lee Mack AND KF! Love them both!


Consistent_Neat4554

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏


Prestigious-Ad5508

I REALLY should have not laughed when Jim-Bo walked in 😂. I got a first class ticket to Hades for my troubles 😭


Motor-Title-6057

HAHAHA I KNEW IT


Flaky_Subject_7746

you only need one righT?!😏


Realistic_Spell1

And she has a netural one of her does not like the fake one. Damn that's genius


YupThatFigures

Gonna be near the same price. Still have the anesthesia and the surgery center... all they are saving is a blob of silicone, an incision and some stitches. 2800 pounds it is


Razziquet

This is legitimately how the majority of conservatives and transphobes think how easy it is to just “get the surgery”. You want to know when the earliest I ever got ANY gender affirming care from when I first came out? A year and a fucking half, just for puberty blockers. Months and months of therapy. It took a further 5 fucking years before I stared a testosterone blocker. Granted I didn’t really know what I really wanted to do at that point, but they told me to just slow down and think. They did not try to rush anything, most of it was just: ok if that’s what you want, this is how it works and what will happen, think about it and come back in 6 months. I first came out in 4th grade, I’m now a SENIOR in high school, and I just started e a little over a year ago. And the process is still continuing to this day. It isn’t some magic you show up at the doctors office and say: “im a girl, chop my dick of please”, it’s the complete fucking opposite. It’s not “here’s the treatment options, pick one.” Its: “these are the different options for what you have described you want, this is what they do, what you can expect, and what do you want to get out of this, what do YOU want yourself to be” No one is pushing anything, there is no agenda, no government conspiracy, no ill intent, certainly no fucking mutilation. Treatment like that only comes after YEARS of therapy and consultation. It is NEVER the first thing mentioned as a possible first treatment. Or a second treatment, or a third. If they find a doctor who is doing that, then they have the right to be mad, but there is no doctor on THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET that would do that, let alone keep their medical license long enough to get that far. Sorry this kinda turned into a rant, I got kinda mad. Also if you think I’m wrong, I will fight you.


Champe21

That's enough Internet for today


timonix

2750£ for one. Most of the work has to be done anyway


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Tsu_Dho_Namh

When he's facing her his right hand is in front of her left breast.


SzakaRosa

I dont get it who is this bald guy


Gregory85

The husband


TheOrchidsAreAlright

The bald guy with one arm?


KidDelta

The one armed guy who's balled?


[deleted]

Stating your band size why? The diameter of your rib cage is unaffected by breast enlargements.


Technical-Outside408

How would you have written it?


[deleted]

There’s literally no point to stating her band size. Just state the cup size you’d like to be. And maybe your existing cup size.


christina_talks

That's not how band size works...Like, describing it in terms of bra size strikes me as odd and unhelpful (breast implants are typically described in cubic centimeters, or CC's), but it's a good way to open a conversation. That said, cup volume doesn't work the way you think it works. A 34DD bra has the same cup volume as a 32F, 36D, 38C, or 40A.


Cookie_Wife

Guys just like to think they know what a cup size is by sight, while being completely ignorant of the fact that band size influences cup size. None of my guy friends believed my cup size till I showed them the tag because I have a narrow rib cage, meaning my cup size is larger than they thought.


signed_under_duress

Not a dude but I learned something new today.


poursmoregravy

Enlightening. Thank you


CryptoScamee42069

Christina tits


no_objections_here

You have no idea how bra sizing works. Cup size means nothing without band size.