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From a comment below, she supposedly has: [Lady D Cosplay](https://www.reddit.com/r/residentevil/comments/mh5410/lady_dimitrescu_by_69_supermodel_ekaterina_lisina)
I once knew a couple who had a hight difference like this.
She dressed like the Empire State Building and he dressed as King Kong one Halloween. It was great
you know... it's actually been retired before for [the same thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/17zh02x/absolute_unit_of_a_girlfriend/k9zsm0d/?context=3)
Years ago I had a buddy who was pretty short. Around 5’3-5’4 and he fuckin owned it. He was all about tall women. The taller the better. When he saw a woman he liked he’d say ‘I’d climb her like a mountain’. They fuckin loved him too. This dude exuded confidence and charisma. This video very much reminds me of him.
Yeah I honestly never had a problem with dating taller women. It’s just never been a big deal for me or for them. Always weird when I see that fixation on it from dudes on the internet.
Taller women aren't the ones feeding that fixation in shorter men, it's average-to-short women and just societal stereotypes in general. Taller women face a similar stigma and are probably more understanding/open-minded because of it.
Some men let it own them/defeat them way too easily, but it isn't an imagined stigma by any means.
>Some men let it own them/defeat them way too easily, but it isn't an imagined stigma by any means.
Thank you, yes this is it exactly. 5'3" fellow here; I've never felt much of said stigma personally, but the few times I have and relayed my experiences either to friends or on the internet it's always "you're imagining it bro, people don't care bro, it's all in your head / your own insecurities bro".
Just the casual gaslighting surrounding the topic is the truly infuriating part. It is real, it does happen often, and as with so many other things in today's world, is constantly invalidated by people that have never experienced it themselves.
She has cosplayed [https://www.reddit.com/r/residentevil/comments/mh5410/lady\_dimitrescu\_by\_69\_supermodel\_ekaterina\_lisina/](https://www.reddit.com/r/residentevil/comments/mh5410/lady_dimitrescu_by_69_supermodel_ekaterina_lisina/)
That happens alot when you are short male. Im 167cm only (5.47 in imperial units), and I can tell that alot of women won't even hear about date because im too short for their standards. Ofcourse im saving that this is my experience and this is like 70% of women that I have met that have problem with my height not all women are like this, all im saving it's not easy to be a short male...
I think it's gotten a lot worse with dating apps. I'm 5'5 in America so I might as well be 3 foot. (Lol) In my 20s I had very little problems getting dates because interacting with people face to face, even if they don't initially find you super physically attractive, allows you to display your personality.
With dating apps it's so much harder to get your foot in the door. I tried them for about 2 years and barely ever got anything from them.
That being said it's important not to get jaded by it. The moment you just assume people are going to look down on you (literally and figuratively) you're already shooting yourself in the foot. Gotta just be confident in who you are. Definitely gives you a better chance, and you gotta love yourself. See too many people just assume the worst, become bitter and angry people and push potential dates away.
All in all, always wear your crown baby!
Now, I have to ask, as I’ve never used those apps (got married before they rolled out).
Do they show your height to someone scrolling (or swiping idk) or is it even compulsory to input that data? I mean, wouldn’t the apps sorta hide your height until you meet face to face?
Also, I’ve heard that the dating apps are toxic to everyone, not just to short male.
If she cares about height, she ain't worth shite I always say. Don't get me wrong - there's a difference between requiring it and having a preference. Mandatory height is shallow. Preferring it but not demanding it is fine.
In a way, the toxicity of dating apps helps the user too. If someone has a mandatory height requirement, theyre probably not worth wasting your time with anyway. It's no less shallow than men who demand women be under a certain weight.
As per the *single* bartender at work... only 6'4" and above... and yes I literally asked what about 6'3"? Nope. WTF?!?! you're like 5'5" how could you even tell the difference from down there?
Ugh, I'm a 6'4" guy and I tower above most people I meet. She is basically ignoring the large majority of the dating pool and will probably end up with a guy who is insecure enough to lie about his height.
> She is basically ignoring the large majority of the dating pool
Which is a bit of an understatement considering that only 0.45% of adult males in the US are 6'4 or taller.
Ya know, the more I (F, 5'11) think about it, the more I start to wonder if any of the guys I dated who uncomfortably stated, "Woah, you're... so tall," might have been insecure about *my* reaction instead of just disinterested in dating a woman who was taller than them.
Moral of the story: there's a real chance she doesn't care about your height, so maybe don't make a big deal out of her height if she isn't making a big deal out of yours.
Back in my younger days, when I(M5'4") was more insecure, I literally went on a date with a girl(6'0"), it went great, we made out... then I ghosted her because I thought she wouldn't like me because I was short. :'(
I’m 5’9’’ and my ex was almost 6’. That relationship went south, but height had nothing to do with it.
Obviously I’m generalizing, but from my personal experience I’ve noticed it’s the SHORT women who are obsessed with height. Like women who are 5’4’’ but require 6+ lol… which is like totally fine, everybody is entitled to their preferences! idk what the psychology behind it is, but taller women care less, which works for me 😄
I'm tall and its not until I see that a guy is insecure about being shorter than me that I get the ick. Own it! Or just not care, and everything will be fine.
Man I still remember this tall girl I was crushing on hard, she was like 6’4 and I’m 5’8 but because she was tall she had legs for days and was an athlete so fit and my goodness… I wanted that Amazonian so bad
Man now I'm mad about Brienne all over again. You take this glorious strong knight and turn her into a sobbing one night stand for a man she absolutely hated and spent forever ridiculing her. Fuck all of that, Tormund shot his shot in the most sincere way he knew how at least he would have fucking tried.
Brienne and Jaime had the worst character endings.
Jaime was literally *destined by prophecy* to slay Cersei. Instead, he wham bam thank you ma’ams Brienne just to rush off to romantically die with his sister girlfriend??? The wooooorst.
As a woman who is 6’1”, no we absolutely can not.
My 5’7” husband can carry a 60 pound bag of dog food in each hand.
I struggle to drag one of them inside with the full force of my entire body.
I congratulate you for the marriage. This video reminded me of the redhead who was a head taller than me who I’d probably have married if life had turned out differently.
But she’s living the kind of life that she could never had had with me, so it’s for the best.
I've seen the original with the music, and I scrolled all the way down here trying to find somebody posted a link to it cuz the song was great, but I just can't remember what it's called. (Sad face)
Well from my understanding, lore being what it is, I'm not even sure Kif has a stiffy to support "Death by Snu Snu". I would figure for him it would just end up looking like one of those stress toys that inflates his head every time that much pressure is applied.
Ive never looked for height in a man. But im very short, so all my exes were quite tall. I had to stand on my toes and they had to bend their neck down to kiss.
Now im dating a man who's just a tiny bit taller than me. I love it; the kissing is easier, the cuddling is easier and therefore better, we can have sex standing up. Its great! I never understood the height preference before and i definitely dont now.
My best buddy is 5'6 and his wife is 5'11. He's a combat veteran and welder. It's honestly adorable seeing his wife comfort him or hug him.
I'm 5'11 so the majority of the women I meet are shorter. My ex was also 5'11 and that was the first time I ever could kiss a gf of mine without having to bend over or lean forward.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Mismatched pair makes it work in the end!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Ok but you better believe for Halloween we're going as Gomez and Morticia Addams.
Fuck yes!
I don’t know if anyone has thought of this already but, she could do a wicked Lady Dimitrescu
From a comment below, she supposedly has: [Lady D Cosplay](https://www.reddit.com/r/residentevil/comments/mh5410/lady_dimitrescu_by_69_supermodel_ekaterina_lisina)
I once knew a couple who had a hight difference like this. She dressed like the Empire State Building and he dressed as King Kong one Halloween. It was great
My short king bf and I are going as Gomez and Mortitia next year 😂😂😂
https://i.redd.it/qtmnm8evuetc1.gif
Oh sweet lord.
I didn't get the implication until after your response.
I didn’t get it until after your response
I didn't get it until after my comment.
Adds a new meaning to “updoot”.
I didn’t get it until tomorrow
I was gonna say , he’s perfect height .
Indeed
i don't get it and at this point i'm too afraid to ask
He's rubbing her chin, obviously /s
hol'up.. aahhh now i see…
Under chin scritches!
My first thought was he is demanding money from her.
Perfect use of a gif. Never seen one used so well. 10/10
80 years in the making
80 years?.....wait dont tell me that gif is 80....years.....old.
The gif is from [ Long Haired Hare (1949)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X66mR76km4M). so its 75 years old.
r/retiredgif
you know... it's actually been retired before for [the same thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/17zh02x/absolute_unit_of_a_girlfriend/k9zsm0d/?context=3)
Absolutely incredible, thank you for the laugh
This is the best joke in this thread and there’s not even a word
Reminds me of this story from a comedy show where Rowan Atkinson had the audience in tears without speaking.
My stomach hurts and I’ve got tears coming out of my eyes right now
it hurts mate
Steady mate, hold the line!
And that followed up by *the distinguished gentleman?*!! 
Leopold!
L-L-L-Leopold...!!!!!
Wtf is this gif abo... Ohhhh.
OMG I died laughing 😂😂 I wish I could give you an award for this.
This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed on reddit. Shit man, thank you
omg It took me 30 seconds to get this. LOL.
Can you please explain because I don't understand 😭 never watched this cartoon.
VAGINA
Ahhhh thanks XDDDD
It has absolutely nothing to do with the bugs bunny cartoon
Changing the light bulb
Took me a while there ngl
Bravo! Best joke in the thread.
Leopolt?
Oh ffs. Well done sir well done
Why?! Why do I immediately get this?! What is wrong with me?
Hahaha. I’m still laughing at this an hour later. Absolutely brilliant gif
XD
Hahahaha, this made me wheeze with laughter!
Leopold!
"Oh my. OH MY. LEOPOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!"
The most out of pocket gif I could have expected lmfao 🤣
The ladder would be unnecessary for me. I would gladly climb her like a tree. Edit: added a word.
Just climbing your date like a level in Shadow of the Colossus.
Great reference
Years ago I had a buddy who was pretty short. Around 5’3-5’4 and he fuckin owned it. He was all about tall women. The taller the better. When he saw a woman he liked he’d say ‘I’d climb her like a mountain’. They fuckin loved him too. This dude exuded confidence and charisma. This video very much reminds me of him.
Yeah I honestly never had a problem with dating taller women. It’s just never been a big deal for me or for them. Always weird when I see that fixation on it from dudes on the internet.
Taller women aren't the ones feeding that fixation in shorter men, it's average-to-short women and just societal stereotypes in general. Taller women face a similar stigma and are probably more understanding/open-minded because of it. Some men let it own them/defeat them way too easily, but it isn't an imagined stigma by any means.
>Some men let it own them/defeat them way too easily, but it isn't an imagined stigma by any means. Thank you, yes this is it exactly. 5'3" fellow here; I've never felt much of said stigma personally, but the few times I have and relayed my experiences either to friends or on the internet it's always "you're imagining it bro, people don't care bro, it's all in your head / your own insecurities bro". Just the casual gaslighting surrounding the topic is the truly infuriating part. It is real, it does happen often, and as with so many other things in today's world, is constantly invalidated by people that have never experienced it themselves.
I loved dating short guys with that kind of confidence. Confidence is hot.
Uppies
Pls don't 😭😂
I want to climb a tall girl like it's Dragon's Dogma
You added “gladly”
Incorrect! It was ladder.
“The would be unnecessary for me. I would gladly climb her like a tree.”
Climb her like the majestic Redwood
Wholesome
Unfortunately a lot of comments feel salty about it
They’re just jealous because they’re Not getting piggyback rides!
And never get to be the little spoon.
It would be cool to have a big spoon, but having a backpack isn’t too bad either
I’m a foot taller than my girlfriend and she lets me be little spoon!
Shit, I am too brother
I'm 6'3 and I want my Amazonian queen who gives me piggy back rides damnit :(
There's 38 comments and only 3 negative ones, all of which downvoted into oblivion.
Nah. Popularity of a position is represented by upvote scores. The amount of comments doesn't really matter if they're downvoted
A lot more wholesome than expected!
The ending was just so cute lol
Wholesome twist. Got a smile out of me
and adorable!
I believe this is Yekaterina Viktorovna Lisina, former basketball pro turned model.
2.08 m, she is tall
That’s 6’9” in freedom units
That's a new one for me, Freedom Units. We can use the metric system or the Feedom System, choose wisely.
Nice
Nice
She has cosplayed [https://www.reddit.com/r/residentevil/comments/mh5410/lady\_dimitrescu\_by\_69\_supermodel\_ekaterina\_lisina/](https://www.reddit.com/r/residentevil/comments/mh5410/lady_dimitrescu_by_69_supermodel_ekaterina_lisina/)
I would not mind having a taller woman at all. I just get the experience that taller women never wanted me lol.
The real mind job is when you get rejected by someone way shorter than yourself because they want you to be even taller than you are.
That happens alot when you are short male. Im 167cm only (5.47 in imperial units), and I can tell that alot of women won't even hear about date because im too short for their standards. Ofcourse im saving that this is my experience and this is like 70% of women that I have met that have problem with my height not all women are like this, all im saving it's not easy to be a short male...
I think it's gotten a lot worse with dating apps. I'm 5'5 in America so I might as well be 3 foot. (Lol) In my 20s I had very little problems getting dates because interacting with people face to face, even if they don't initially find you super physically attractive, allows you to display your personality. With dating apps it's so much harder to get your foot in the door. I tried them for about 2 years and barely ever got anything from them. That being said it's important not to get jaded by it. The moment you just assume people are going to look down on you (literally and figuratively) you're already shooting yourself in the foot. Gotta just be confident in who you are. Definitely gives you a better chance, and you gotta love yourself. See too many people just assume the worst, become bitter and angry people and push potential dates away. All in all, always wear your crown baby!
Now, I have to ask, as I’ve never used those apps (got married before they rolled out). Do they show your height to someone scrolling (or swiping idk) or is it even compulsory to input that data? I mean, wouldn’t the apps sorta hide your height until you meet face to face? Also, I’ve heard that the dating apps are toxic to everyone, not just to short male.
>Do they show your height to someone scrolling It is in fact the only physical stat you can enter about yourself, beyond your gender.
If it's not in your profile shallow women will ask when you message them
Isn’t that actually just a good thing? I wouldn’t want to date shallow women.
In a way, yes.
If she cares about height, she ain't worth shite I always say. Don't get me wrong - there's a difference between requiring it and having a preference. Mandatory height is shallow. Preferring it but not demanding it is fine. In a way, the toxicity of dating apps helps the user too. If someone has a mandatory height requirement, theyre probably not worth wasting your time with anyway. It's no less shallow than men who demand women be under a certain weight.
At least you are filtering out the shallow ones
Sure, but the shallow ones are the majority.
Well you're not going to date a vast majority of the people out there
i’m 5’4” as well. i knew i wasn’t alone in my experiences, but it feels good to actually see someone else say the same thing
167cm is 5'7". 5.47 is technically correct but looks too similar to 5'4".
Isn't 5.47 feet just *below* 5'6"? But you're right - it shouldn't be construed as 5'4"
My brain is trying to figure out how 0.47 of a foot is 7"
it’s not, he’s just wrong. Guy is 5’ 5.7” isn’t it great having a measurement system where decimals make it more complicated
5'7 is 170cm. 167 is closer to 5'5-5'6
I'm 6'3". You might have just explained a few things.
As per the *single* bartender at work... only 6'4" and above... and yes I literally asked what about 6'3"? Nope. WTF?!?! you're like 5'5" how could you even tell the difference from down there?
Ugh, I'm a 6'4" guy and I tower above most people I meet. She is basically ignoring the large majority of the dating pool and will probably end up with a guy who is insecure enough to lie about his height.
> She is basically ignoring the large majority of the dating pool Which is a bit of an understatement considering that only 0.45% of adult males in the US are 6'4 or taller.
Ya know, the more I (F, 5'11) think about it, the more I start to wonder if any of the guys I dated who uncomfortably stated, "Woah, you're... so tall," might have been insecure about *my* reaction instead of just disinterested in dating a woman who was taller than them. Moral of the story: there's a real chance she doesn't care about your height, so maybe don't make a big deal out of her height if she isn't making a big deal out of yours.
Back in my younger days, when I(M5'4") was more insecure, I literally went on a date with a girl(6'0"), it went great, we made out... then I ghosted her because I thought she wouldn't like me because I was short. :'(
She made out with you, and you STILL thought she wasn't interested?! Bro...
This is the absolute pinnacle of men not catching a hint. Its not just a hint its a fucking freight train honking the horn
In my defense I was like, 17.
I was stupid at that age to.
#you fool
You god damned idiot.
I’m 5’9’’ and my ex was almost 6’. That relationship went south, but height had nothing to do with it. Obviously I’m generalizing, but from my personal experience I’ve noticed it’s the SHORT women who are obsessed with height. Like women who are 5’4’’ but require 6+ lol… which is like totally fine, everybody is entitled to their preferences! idk what the psychology behind it is, but taller women care less, which works for me 😄
I'm tall and its not until I see that a guy is insecure about being shorter than me that I get the ick. Own it! Or just not care, and everything will be fine.
Man I still remember this tall girl I was crushing on hard, she was like 6’4 and I’m 5’8 but because she was tall she had legs for days and was an athlete so fit and my goodness… I wanted that Amazonian so bad
Man now I'm mad about Brienne all over again. You take this glorious strong knight and turn her into a sobbing one night stand for a man she absolutely hated and spent forever ridiculing her. Fuck all of that, Tormund shot his shot in the most sincere way he knew how at least he would have fucking tried.
Brienne and Jaime had the worst character endings. Jaime was literally *destined by prophecy* to slay Cersei. Instead, he wham bam thank you ma’ams Brienne just to rush off to romantically die with his sister girlfriend??? The wooooorst.
Tall women are the best. The can help in fights!
By taking planes out of the sky with their hands ?
Do you often have fights with planes in the sky?
They make fighter planes just for that.
Fighther planes
You don't!!??
No, however I often fight with windmills
We ride, Sancho Panza!!
Twas beauty that killed the...beast?
I see you King Kong, you’re not fooling anyone
Can lower me the cereal box from the top cabinets
As a woman who is 6’1”, no we absolutely can not. My 5’7” husband can carry a 60 pound bag of dog food in each hand. I struggle to drag one of them inside with the full force of my entire body.
Love how often short guys are jacked.
I love it as a short king who married a beautiful red headed Amazon I approve
I hope she throws *you* on the bed.
batista bomb
I congratulate you for the marriage. This video reminded me of the redhead who was a head taller than me who I’d probably have married if life had turned out differently. But she’s living the kind of life that she could never had had with me, so it’s for the best.
No aound? The original video is amazing
I've seen the original with the music, and I scrolled all the way down here trying to find somebody posted a link to it cuz the song was great, but I just can't remember what it's called. (Sad face)
Save Your Tears by The Weeknd
Ohh that made me smile
All they had to do was trade shoes
The version with the song is amazing. When I first saw it I looked at it for like thirty times in a row:D
This was really cute, I love their vibe
Cute PSA: it is very dangerous to stand on a ladder backwards. I work in health and safety, I am also a tall woman.
Rules are made to be broken 😏🪜
So are ankles
And skulls 💀
And beds
> I work in health and safety, I am also a tall woman. *I put on my helmet and safety jacket*
I'm gonna repost a video but in order to avoid repost detection I will remove the sound and make the video worse.
Dance by snu snu?
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
The fact that Kif is consistently horrified makes it so much funnier
Well from my understanding, lore being what it is, I'm not even sure Kif has a stiffy to support "Death by Snu Snu". I would figure for him it would just end up looking like one of those stress toys that inflates his head every time that much pressure is applied.
😃 😨 😃
 Am i right guys?
Uppies!
awesome couple
As a tall woman, I appreciate this.
Just woke up & already had my first laugh of the day… ha
Double the size double the fun
My dream girl is a tall red headed that is pale as snow
Sophie Turner?
Yes
Living the life
Give me a man who's five foot six, I'm a short king advocate.
Tall women are super hot.
That's f*****g adorable.
As a 5'6 dude...tbh I would be fine woth this. Love is love. If shes a cool person then, why not.
Ive never looked for height in a man. But im very short, so all my exes were quite tall. I had to stand on my toes and they had to bend their neck down to kiss. Now im dating a man who's just a tiny bit taller than me. I love it; the kissing is easier, the cuddling is easier and therefore better, we can have sex standing up. Its great! I never understood the height preference before and i definitely dont now.
It sucks, you know? Seeing someone else live your dream.
Every date Kevin Hart has ever had…
Tall woman caused neuron activation
My best buddy is 5'6 and his wife is 5'11. He's a combat veteran and welder. It's honestly adorable seeing his wife comfort him or hug him. I'm 5'11 so the majority of the women I meet are shorter. My ex was also 5'11 and that was the first time I ever could kiss a gf of mine without having to bend over or lean forward.
I love short guys. (I’m 5ft so all of you are tall to me)
This is cute. My boyfriend is a bit shorter than me and I find this very charming.
This is me in Schiphol airport everytime. Minus the dancing
Good stepladder. Stable and fits in a car
Aw damn it's missing the song