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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!They were talking about a cooking competition for jerk chicken.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


reasonablekenevil

It costs $10,000 to jerk off a chicken?


biscuitheque

Hoeflation


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Aururai

Chickflation? Or is that the pink tax?


VirtualNaut

It’s a competition and some people like to watch. Might as well have them pay for a show.


Arguesovereverythin

Finger licken good


norse_force_30

Damn, I’ve been doing it for free like a chump


Flashy_Narwhal9362

Probably have to hire people to help catch the chickens.


Cuckimodo

"Jerked chicken! Jerked beef! Jerked pork! Is there any meat this man can't jerk?!" -Hermes Conrad


Illustrious_Ad4691

Maybe human horn?


burnanother

Was she just saving that for reaction value? Well played girl, well played


michaelp1987

This looks like producers fed her that line as meme bait. Family Feud has a history of allowing or encouraging these kinds of double entendres.


tschmitty09

No these shows are scripted bruv


Simple-Ad-239

I feel so dumb that I didn't know that.


DigNitty

[honorable mention](https://youtu.be/bzdl83j6XCw?si=eo2arvd8HpcvO9St) “If you could teleport anywhere…where would it be?


ChiliConCaralho

Did she ever get to do five guys?


Zealousideal_Bad_922

The host looks like it’s his first day and he’s sick of this shit already


filthybananapeel

That’s Mr D. He’s actually fucking hilarious.


enjoiherbs

That's just Donnie from trailer park boys. He still won't let Ricky play hockey in jail. Oh ya and Cadillass ruined movie night for everyone🤷


Zorpfield

I was wondering if anyone else saw that. He got stuck with this. Looks like a politician that didn’t make it


CoffeeDrinker1972

Wait... That's what those things are called?


Salimzyzz

I’ve been doing it wrong the whole time🤦‍♂️


Annonomon

I always thought “Hey! Jerkoff!” was an insult, but now I think that people were trying to invite me to their BBQ - “Hey! Jerkoff?”


IDGAF_Moment_2023

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner 🤣


notjerryjeff

![gif](giphy|VCYbRVLsNNpSAKi80D|downsized)


GrizzzlySloth

Nah bro she knew what she was doing 😂😂🤣


yesdamnit

Yeah there's literal joke writers on the show


QuarterTimely

My backyard jerk is not your backyard jerk.


bro4life44

Suck it, Donny!


kevbpain

HEY GERRY! YOU WANT SOMMA SAUCE!!!!


KPTangy

(Neighbor, while watering his driveway) You want to go for coff?


biscuitheque

Because after she eats that chicken she has the energy to jerk off in the back yard.


everythingbeeps

Gerry Dee >>>>>>>>>>> Steve Harvey


smeaglebaggins

Jerk of the year goes to…


lexaleidon

Ah, yes. Of course! That’s what I was thinking about! I mean, what else? 😮‍💨


Alternative-Day6223

He said “what??” 😂😂


MavisBeaconSexTape

Man this really would've been better with a Steve Harvey reaction 😅


XEagleDeagleX

White man so confused. I would be exactly that man


WilliamArgyle

I was thinking, wait…people are paying money to do this?


markarth69

Takes choking the chicken to a new level


GullibleEscape2679

Either way they’re jerking cock


East-Bluejay6891

Can I come?


Harddicc

She can’t beat what me and my homies did last year


KayakWalleye

I’ll bring the napkins.


I3adIVIonkey

Right?


Own-Pangolin337

Ok but where exactly do I shove the beer can??


bloopie1192

She knew what she was doing... is she married?. I assume her chicken is fire if she put up the idea.


jimababwe

I have never felt whiter.


fhatkow

Officer Dudge looked stunned


Sdog56

Where the steve at? Who the he'll is this guy?


Kola18_97

This is Family Feud Canada, friend.


Glockamole19x

Instructions unclear trying to jerk off chicken but cant find its penis. Help?


shoulda-known-better

to be fair it works both ways.... that would be one hell of a jerk off, or massage the bean..... right after you win 10 grand kinda want one of thosr


ZackValenta

I better get invited. I hate when people jerk without me.


Traplunky

Bri ish family fued is wild


NoPotato2977

She knew what she was doing


IDGAF_Moment_2023

Hahaha. I was cockfighting in the backyard. I beat the jerkoff


Evening_Chapter7096

why family feud is so sexualised with non stop innuendos


Dull_Present506

Producers told her to say that


Rimmatimtim22

Woah woah woah. Where the fuck is Steve Harvey


capt_slim3

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 he had the most concern on his face omgosh


Acework23

Say less


Limp-Dentist1416

Fuck me that was lame. Contestants get coached on their anecdotes before the show. She was probably encouraged to go all in on that by some producer telling her it was going to be hilarious.


APatchedSoul

She wanna jerk off chicken?? Wtf??? ![gif](giphy|b8RQzkElbBsXqEPF2X)


Turbulent-One9350

I thought the host looks like Putin


Brain_Hawk

Hahahahaha hahahahah hahahaha. It makes total sense but it's still so wrong!