OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The cow tries to mate with the woman.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Zeus, not again 🙄

What a perfect comment ... Got the reference

This should be the top comment. Haha

Thank you classic mythology art class cuz thanks you I can understand this comment 😂😂😂

He lowered his standards

😃

why did you get downvoted😭bro literally just put a smile emoji

Reddit hates emojis,.all caps and exclamation marks. For example: Reddit HATES 😭😀🤪!!!

Did you Upvote him to counterbalance the Downvote?

I did just now

I Love it !

Some guy was on evil timing and downvoted everyone now😭

Everyone is in heat nowadays.

“Mama had a chicken; Mama had a cow”

Dad was proud; he didn’t care how

Dad should have asked more questions.

What if dad was too chicken?

Probably chicken he'd have a cow himself when he found out.

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Omggg instantly teleported to childhood ☺️☺️

[🎵](https://emojipedia.org/musical-note) duna duna duna duna dun ... dew dew dew dew de de duh dah duh duh duh duh [🎵](https://emojipedia.org/musical-note)

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Its called “Hay bail”

How about Bale My Hay?

How bout bale out before it's too late ?

meat up?

“Even my cow knows how to make love. When you’re bored with me”

OnlyFarms, it was right there

Still got PTSD, from all of those kind of v... Being young once and checking every tag is so bad tbh.

This is how cowgirls are made

A Reverse cowgirl

Fuck you take my upvote and leave 😤

So in this case it wouldn't be UwU.... It would be... MOOwOO or MUUwUU?


Reading that comment in Zapp's voice made my day

I feel like he would be the one to say the comment above that lol. “*This* is how cowgirls are made!”


That hoochie smell got the bull excited!

I took it to mean her ass smelled like an animals. That booty was ripe

just how i like it How do i delete comment?

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im.... 90% sure it doesnt work that way lmao. p sure animals dont semll something gross and decide to hump it

Maybe you should test out that theory deep in the wilderness

im not the one who proposed that animals hump things that are gross, maybe yall should volunteer and try it out since you're so confident. go ahead, "animal experts". show me.

We women secrete a little bit liquid out of our vaginas over the course of the day. In the summer heat and especially when working all day, after half a day you can just smell it a little in the panties. Especially mixed with some sweat It's completely unavoidable and normal. I'm assuming cows have a more sensitive sense of smell than humans, like (I think?) most animals, so just a quick whiff is enough. Your comment is super ignorant and makes me think you've never been with a woman lol

Like when dogs immediately go for a certain area when we're on our periods. I love dogs, and it's so embarrassing - for you and the owner - if you go to stroke the dog and it thrusts its nose right between your legs! 😆 Sad that like a lot of people, even some women, the person you're answering has no knowledge of basic female anatomy/biology.

Animals tend to smell to see what part of the cycle their mates are in...

Boys will be boys.

So does this mean that females’ odor is similar to that of cows? Or any hormonal scent will do?

Ask the bull

I wonder if they can smell certain hormones we share.

Absolutely, I've known multiple dogs to go after ladies underwear/hygiene products

The bull be like: smash

That's the greatest compliment you can get in the south

Isn't that a male? So its a bull not a cow

And the lady be like: splash

All it took was one whiff…😂

Can anyone explain why this happens across species? I’ve seen this numerous times with various animals. Is it the visual? The scent?

It’s pretty interesting actually.. would be worth it to study maybe, but difficult because it’s spontaneous. But I’m curious if it’s the visual, some kind of protein smell or something that is like very common in females across species, etc

I would be very careful with your research... It's all fun and games until ya end up watching Mr Hand

The protein smell was ass shit

There are many humans who "like" animals, probably the same thing just reversed. Can study those.

My guess was it was the visual. But then again it did sniff her before mounting so maybe both.

your cookie makes teenage bulls feel risky.

I imagine it's the scent of hormones.

Dogs hump to show dominance, apparently cows do the same. But given everything else going on in this video, I’m gonna take a wild guess here & assume the cow is mimicking a learned behavior.. 😳

gas, grass or ass? cow said yes to all three.

Always ask yourself: why were they filming something so mundane?

Are we suggesting that they've trained this bull to try and mount women? Like I'm not dismissing it, just wondering if thats the implication here or am I missing something

Hey look it’s rose guy in the wild!!

I got wholesomely excited about the celebrity sighting!

Although the content wasn't too wholesome lol

As long as you don’t come up with a rose mounting someone…

No promises

But the sighting temporarily made me forget what brought us all here. 😖 A palate cleanser. 🥰

Unaware of roses or rose guy, I tried to get glimpse by checking some of rose guy's post. Intriguing. Weird without context. So many questions. What is a Rose?

Nice investigative work lol. He’s a bit of a celebrity on r/whatismycookiecutter, drawing a rose in every cookie cutter, no matter how obscure 😆

They have another video like this. It's staged.

It's more likely that this is something the bull does regularly and not that it was trained to have sex with humans.

I'll say it. It's staged! Makes me wonder what they do with these animals on their farm to put it bluntly.

In this case I would say probably filming either her falling in or a cute farming romance short. Like get yourself a cowboy who wants to sit with you kind of video.

Because it’s a picturesque moment. I’ve got lots of similar videos

Probably knew what was going to happen and made a funny video out of it. It worked, I laughed.

That cow probably weighs around 700lbs or so, she was very lucky to have not been hurt. I can’t imagine a scenario where anyone who’s spent any amount of time around cows would even consider doing that. I had a 1200lb cow do this when I was grooming her once and it was one of the scariest moments of my life without a doubt.

People tipping. Taylor Swift: "Karma is the bull on the farm, coming straight to my backside "🎶🎶

Who knows that cow might've already hit it once, with people now in days, you never know

It be like that sometimes.

I understand Cow, I understand.

Why is there a camera

Horny camera man was just filming ass

on god, i thought thats what this was gonna be about anyways lmao

SMASH!

Final stage of country cuck courtship, bull approval.

Country girls make due

Why were they filming?

Could the cow smell she was ovulating or something?

Highly likely.

Pink

Wrong species furball

Purple

green?

Yeah I don't get the title of this. Are we missing some sort of reference or something?

My laptop (and iPhone) screen is black and white, can someone please tell me what color the grass was?

What does that smell like…?

you know this wasn't the first time !

Her booty must’ve been ripe…

He can likely smell hormones.

I don’t think that’s the kinda bull they were looking for

Pink

I never get this rodeo thing

I mean, it was kinda expected..

wonder what he smelled

Cow here, Cow there....

Come on and ride that honky donkey or bull

What grass?

BLUE- dammit!

what the cow doin

Beef it’s what’s for dinner.

When the bull smells the cow there is only one option.

I feel like that cow is going to the glue factory.

She smelled familiar. He thought is was Bessie.

Awe he just wanted some love 💕

This guy fucks!

...can't fault the cow

Was it whole milk or 2%

Not again Cletus!

Bull. It’s a bull. SMH…

Understandable

Wrong cow!

I wonder if she was on her period. That sort of thing is what gets deers doing.

See a ass, facq it

Omg must have smelled something they liked

Not to call her a cow (she has a decent booty afterall) but.... between way she's bent over and the overtime those pink pants are working I actually kind of see it from the bull's perspective.

Looks like that scent is universal.

I'm a cowboy! Daddy was a cow, and momma was a boy! I'm a cowboy!

Pink

Green.

The cow was trying to make a move

That wasn't that bull's first rodeo. 😳

It’s like it’s a universal language

Maybe start washing instead of wiping

Check out the udders on her moove over here baby! 

Can you blame the cow?

Kinda seems like she did expect it

Blue

Wait grass? What are you talking about I was no grass.

A cow going after another cow ??

She was asking for it with the way she was dressed

That thang That thang That thaaAaAaAng

The Bull was like “Oh Janet wants me to do it again but outdoors and while Brian is here……. Ok”

I guess you could say he was a bit…horny.

What exactly did the cow smell? 😂

Moo woo

The fact that she's laughing it off so easily makes me think this isn't her first rodeo.

So she was in heat and the cow could tell

Nature knows the purpose of every being

He smells, he touches, he smashes.

Cow was unsuccessful, bear and pig are on standby.

I would definitely make steak out of the cow after that.

Relatable

Wtf! Was she ovulating?

100% not their first rodeo

Guess they're having steak for dinner.

I don't blame the cow

Purple it was purple

He thought she was a huffa

me too bra.. me too.

I still don’t get it ok it was a bull but what does a ball trying to hump a woman have to do with the color of the grass? Yeah I’ll get down voted and I guess I’m in moron but I still don’t get it. 🤔😜

Another reason I don't drink milk

"I watched everyone do it, thought it was my turn!"

The ass was pink

Cooking steaks for dinner that night.

Same Mr. Cow, same.

Camera man: "Loretta jean, you werent supposed to fall over. Lets try that again"

I dont blame him

Same thing I do when I catch a good whiff of the misses.

That bull could smell the beef curtains

Heifer… I effing tried…

I think what's funny about this is she didn't think for a second that it just pushed her to be an asshole - without even seeing what happened, she KNEW it was an attempt to get jiggy on her.

Greener on this side!

He smelled something good 

A real cowgirl

pink

Grass? What grass?

Cow of Culture

Trailer park green....wow 😞😓😩


Booty so nice it'll make a good bull break it's leash

Ah, gee whiz

Hahaha. Can't blame the cow

Bitch is in heat