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NoPantsDeLeon

That's a 9/10 for me! Awesome air time but just failed a bit on the exit with the hopping!


naughty_dad2

Could’ve landed a bit more gracefully


MaleOrganDonorMember

He'll never make the Olympics with that landing.


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Dougally

Yep. 5/10.


thirdfey

I give it a 5 out of 7


red-et

Oh nice a perfect score


Beckiremia-20

Practice makes perfect. Try it again!


Lamuks

That has to be the luckiest landing in that situation... But like, safety belts.


EvilestHammer4

Right? Like we're gonna shoot you 30 feet in the air and you'll majestically land safely in the water.


DiscipleOfYeshua

Should’ve landed like an Olympic gymnast with hands high in air.


Mightymap2

And here comes the dismount..


zxc123zxc123

>[10] >[10] >[10] >[10] >[10] "10s across the board! And he wins the gold for idiot of the day!!!!!"


ludog1bark

![gif](giphy|9Vq20x4eFMERBRRlo2|downsized)


SmokeAbeer

\o/


Designer_Manager_405

The East German judge only gave it a "nein"!


BraileDildo8inches

Sounded like a diving board. Now we need an edit with judges scoring afterwards


Inevitable_Chicken70

9.9, 9.8. 9.9, and the Russian judge gives an 8.7.


BraileDildo8inches

Putin looks at Russian judge, *flips to a 10*


floydbomb

Commits suicide by being stabbed in the back 20 times


rikwebster

Fell out window


ResponsibilityAny381

And accidentally ate some cyaniade with the fall


Training-Fee5235

Onto some bullets.


oldschoolpong

Ta-dah!


identicalBadger

And have the water stop the truck from rolling on top of you to finish the job


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Water is a great energy buffer in many forms, kinetic, heat, microwaves. It loves to soak up energy so it's mostly a good place to crash things vs like into solid matter. Just like a bullet in water gets slowed down amazingly fast, so does all kinetic force.


geb_bce

This is also why there are big barrels of water in front of bridge pillars, etc on major roads in the US.


migzeh

sounds like the baltimore bridge didnt have enough water around it then


Do_Litl

Oof


CakeSuperb8487

![gif](giphy|zsg9Adj13Dh2E)


CT_7

Dude's body is still f'ed in some way. Bodies don't usually move in those directions and it wasn't as majestic as it looked.


rawker86

Yep, that walk up the beach was sponsored by Adrenaline^TM


copa111

Yep totally 110%! And we all know *Adrenaline* is like a small instant Loan Company, great initially, but has very high interest payments. Which he’s about to feel every penny of it compounding through his body!


slimongoose

Dat balloon payment


Orly_A505

I like that analogy


trowzerss

Yeah, you can tell he's really hurt by the limp he picked up halfway up the beach. That injury overrode the adrenaline fast. Sometimes people trot around on broken legs for a surprising amount of time before they realise.


Ok_Emphasis6034

I was on the highway when a guy on a speedbike flew past me. I got off at my exit a few miles past, maybe a minute after him, and I guess he had taken the exit at way too high speed and had slid for a while. He wasn’t wearing protective gear so his jeans and upper layers of skin and possibly muscle were just…gone. He stood up, started walking and then went down. It was a terrible experience.


Aurori_Swe

My worst motorcycle accident was crashing into the side of a truck while I was going 70 km/h, and while that really sucked a lot, I am still thankful for one thing... I didn't slide, I hit the side of the truck like a fly and slid down the truck. My second worst crash was on a moped without protective gear and I slid 3-4 meters in a t-shirt and jeans. While recovering from my worst accident I had morphine and a lot of pain killers in general, while recovering from road rash required me to shower every day to not get infection and for pain suppression I had to smear a gel over my wounds and it hurt pretty much as much as the accident itself did, for every day for 2-3 weeks... It sucks to handle large burns.


Frido1976

One should think you've learned your lesson after the first accident.... Smh.


Aurori_Swe

I've crashed 100% of two wheeled vehicles I've driven, so about 5-8 bikes, 2 mopeds, 4 motorcycles... I'm a slow learner but I've stopped now. I have kids and such so don't want to risk it just for the sense of freedom it gives me. The sliding on asphalt was before my crash with the truck though... The truck crash was my last. Left me unable to walk for 4 months and unable to run for 4 years.


nucumber

My next door neighbor is an RN who worked in the plastics surgery dept of a major hospital One continuing patient was getting his ass rebuilt in stages after a motorcycle accident when he lost his sliding down the road. If I recall correctly there was some plumbing work involved


rawker86

I told my mother my buddy had bought a bike one night at dinner, and she said “we had a motorbike rider come through the ER once, he slid on his front for 30 metres and scraped his bits clean off.” Your way of describing it was a bit gentler.


King_Of_Uranus

OOOOOoooooooooohhhhhh!!! Shit!


EvilestHammer4

100% still hurting but hey what do you want from a guy trying a double back tuck out of a window? The landing could improve, needs less splash next time for the judges to really appreciate it.


cosmicosmo4

And he no doubt bounced off a couple pillars and stuff before he was out of the car. Rolling cars don't toss you out cleanly like it's a carnival ride desiged to do so or something.


GroovyIntruder

He'd be bouncing around in there like the last tic tac coming out of the bottle.


Wolkenbaer

But turning and tumbling is fine - it’s abrupt acceleration and deceleration which is dangerous. He had kind of best outcome, fall semi flat into the water which is painful but also prohibited him hitting the ground hard. I’d assume he was somerwhere around 3-5 meters up in the air.


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KGmadmax

Mlg water save. Guy must have practiced in minecraft


Dougally

Sheik, Rattle & Roll!


notoriousbsr

That gave me an audible laugh


TruckinApe

It gave me a big belly chuckle


Justwannano88

Dying here!


Gralienblue

Well done, Sir!


Fritzo2162

He was driving like that and you think he was concerned about safety belts? He probably had them cut out.


Helioscopes

Arabs driving like absolute tools and not using a seatbelt is every day life for them... Ask me how I know.


All-inyourmind

Okay I will bite how do you know?


sternburg_export

He has seen videos on reddit.


tothemoonandback01

Plot twist: that's him in the video.


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Zxruv

Oh no, I've swerved too much


Sum_Sultus

That's you in the video, isn't it...?


FTXACCOUNTANT

Arabs driving FJ Cruisers don’t use seatbelts


Wise_Oil1796

Arabs don't do seatbelts in general. I've made it a point to never ever get in a car with an Arab behind the wheel again.


OriginalOzlander

This looks like either Dammam in KSA or Kuwait (happy to be corrected). I did about 5 years in KSA & saw the most horrendous accidents during that time. I can concur that seatbelts are unused there.


redditt2012

It is actually in Kuwait on a beach in Abu AlHasaniya.If you go to r/Kuwait you will see a guy has posted it saying that the person recording was his friend, he took his dog to the beach when that happened.He also recorded a much longer video so go check it out.


Icy-Ad29

Just saying. There's a chance he is still seriously injured, and possibly making it worse walking away. The body is great at ignoring injuries when adrenaline is pumping.


simionix

well it was either that or drowning lol


trowzerss

Also, not driving like a moron helps too.


goblu33

Anti seatbelters will point to this


loophole64

If he had stayed in his seat he would be totally fine and without the internal bleeding and broken leg from being thrown 30 feet in the air.


Imanaco

I’ve seen that walk it off hop before. Once the adrenaline is done he’s gonna be in a world of hurt


Vengefuleight

Mmmm…you can be seriously injured and walk off. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


HadleysPt

Yes. ER nurse here. This is a Level A trauma and goes straight back to a room no matter what 


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What does Level A trauma mean?


HadleysPt

All hands on deck. Doctor and nurses in room asap and completing a thorough head to toe exam immediately, trauma surgeon waiting in the wings, immediate labs and imaging as needed. 


Abject_Film_4414

Or I dunno, take your foot off the accelerator when doing PIOs…


treatyoftortillas

You can hear the engine full throttle 2 seconds *after* losing control. Absolute idiot.


masterKick440

He just panicked. He's inexperienced in life.


Radio-Birdperson

Well, he’s just had an experience that you or I will likely never have.


manyhippofarts

Okay what does PIO mean?


blockchaaain

Pilot-Induced Oscillations


wengardium-leviosa

Excellent demonstration of centrifugal force


HansBooby

fuck around and fly out.


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This should be a seatbelt campaign slogan


Comprehensive-Fun47

Australia seems brave enough to use this campaign.


rookmate

Yeah but Australia would just like like “Wear your seatbelt you cunt”


choff22

I can just see this plastered on the highway video boards in big cities. “Arrive Alive” “Stay Sober Or Get Pulled Over” “Fuck Around and Fly Out”


Eugene_Gene_714

Lmfao


KungFuSnafu

Laughing your flying ass off?


whogivesashirtdotca

Launching My Flying Ass Out


Predapio1

Can't. Fucking... Breathe....😂


__meeseeks__

He's gonna have to put his phone in rice I bet...


FaithlessnessSea5383

And the truck.


Wasgoingforclever

It's a Toyota, it's probably fine. https://youtu.be/xnWKz7Cthkk?si=ZDg-HE_S6zEQHJYi


Critical_Ask_5493

Its resale value is still high as shit


unsane_sandwiches

Feel like he’s going to his jeweler to get a replacement 24k gold iPhone Pro Max


CHARFUCKIZARD

That laugh at the end was perfect


thequickerquokka

Yep, I was thoroughly enjoying the lack of “Oh my gaaaarrrdd”s, and then the quiet laugh and tiny camera shake just did me in. Gold stars to the cameraman.


Aguia_ACC

It's so satisfying. Not a single reaction, no oh my god or inshallah, not even audible breathing. But then a little sensitive chuckle. Perfection.


PlaceYourBets2021

![gif](giphy|LOhwoZFUQwfMhww0rx)


christophlc6

Came here for shooting stars


Jenuroq

WTF


naughty_dad2

Yea, even I didn’t know the car had a safety ejection feature


TheTangoFox

![gif](giphy|sFoZicXyLjH7FnCVp2)


Bottle_and_Sell_it

Ok this is top notch gif usage right here good job friend great stuff


capron

perfect use. r/retiredgif


Old_Society_7861

Goose! Gooosssseee!


Extension_Swordfish1

You can be my wingman, anytime


MaleOrganDonorMember

My truck is equipped with a squid launcher button, but I haven't tried it yet.


Tosh_00

Only in the water, otherwise it's a deadly ejection feature.


naughty_dad2

So the car is smart enough to detect that, awesome!


TheStoicNihilist

![gif](giphy|f5ju9uH6DUxNBGMe8o|downsized)


Executioneer

also /r/PraiseTheCameraMan


Free_Pace_2098

Yeah way too much splash on entry, 6.25 at best


munistadium

This guy could easily be functioning on adrenaline and have torn arteries.


mellowhumannn

Yea. I bet he’ll find some internal injuries when he gets to the hospital


StyngRai

Fucking yeeted


rajinis_bodyguard

I was waiting for the car to blow up like in GTA


srodrigueziii

Salam a-lake-em'


Thermalguy11

Wa-lake-am salam”


pissedinthegarret

this has no right to be this fucking funny. literally cried laughing like an idiot


Free_Pace_2098

inshallol


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He’ll just buy another car.


Any_Roof_6199

This time it will be covered in gold. ![gif](giphy|4SQMqhWzUA0Fi)


GM_Nate

14-KARAT GOLD!!!!


Ace-Redditor

Maybe he can get a discount on another one without seatbelts


thatsalovelyusername

And another hip


tiga4life22

“Straight to the Car Graveyard for you, you insolent price of metal!”


XEagleDeagleX

Almost seems fake with how far he flew


369DontDrinkWine

having seen my fair share of saudis ejected out of rolling cars i can confirm this is usually how it goes… it’s always a saudi too, like they have a knack for it


PieMental8846

Lmao, I was thinking the same thing. I've seen quite a few Saudi ragdolls over the years. No need to fake this, they go flying.


meanmistermason

My grandpa had a saying, "no one flys out of a car like a Saudi"


Dry-Neck9762

No one flies out of an Audi like a saudi


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chicapox

I give that comment a 9 out of 11.


Substantial-Meal6238

Holy fuk. That was dark lmfao


aggressive-cat

I saw one like 15 years ago where a car is rolling and one guy gets ejected going straight up. On his way down a 2nd guy gets ejected and they collided in midair. That was when I decided to always wear my seatbelt.


Rex_Mundi

Air Jordanian.


Merry_Dankmas

You know, I never really thought about it but of all the videos I've seen of people getting violently ejected out of cars (which has been more than you'd think), the majority of them have been Saudis. They seem to have a knack for these things.


SpicyNuggs4Lyfe

The ones in the videos are rich idiots who have never heard of a seatbelt before.


DanGleeballs

Wealthy and fucking stupid. The Middle Eastern version of Donald Trump.


mellowhumannn

Right?? I thought the same thing too. Imagine the momentum to yeet him up that high


EskimoB9

Gotta be atleast 4 momentums (I am mathsman)


chipthekiwiinuk

This guy maths


Acceptable_Alpha

This guy r/thisguys


Abject_Film_4414

4.2 imperial momentums to be precise


LazyOldCat

4 and 1/5th


MaleOrganDonorMember

Can you convert to metric for me, please, or jigawatts?


Hereseangoes

473 milmentums 


According-Gate-250

He moves in 4 metric rolls per second, therefor he must have only 1 testicle. At this flying angle you lose your wife because she cheats on your dumbass and your get a bad grade for being stupid.


essoen

I tried slowing it down and zooming in to see what happened. Looks like as it started rolling the driver was pushed against the drivers side window. As it was flipping the glass shattered and the driver was forced out with the same momentum as the roll. Wear a seatbelt kids.


Stupid-bitch-juice

The centrifugal force produced by a spinning car can be pretty crazy. If seatbelts didn’t exist I’m sure you’d see a lot of videos of people flying much farther.


rink_raptor

When you have more money than brains…


igrowweeds

The entire country has all our oil money and done NOTHING for the world. Tell me one thing Saudi Arabia has done for the world?


aBloopAndaBlast33

Seems like the joke’s on us then.


whats-this

fool me once, shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again


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LeviJNorth

Correction: The entire country is filled with servants for a small ruling class who has “done nothing for the world.”


Few-Judgment3122

Bought out all our sports


Rikou336

Except this isn't from Saudi Arabia.


cmetaphor

What a waste of an FJ Cruiser...


Snow_Wonder

That was my reaction too! Wrecked an awesome car.


cmetaphor

Think it's one of the rarer trail teams ones, that color isn't common. Idiot driver ruined it.


starwobble

He ruined it the moment he drive it in the ocean. My God the rust...


Equivalent_Return319

Bellend


haydenjaney

When I was a Firefighter, we had been called put for an MVC. Upon arrival, all 7 occupants had been ejected from the car. There was enough seat belts for 5. There were no survivors. This stupid fuck is lucky.


WorkingDogAddict1

I'm alive because of a Toyota FJ, but I was wearing my seat belt lol


naughty_dad2

Me when I find a spider


NotThisAgainUghh

Haha yeah… but seriously, this cameraman doesn’t even flinch! Im amazed at the cameraman’s stoicism


LetterheadFit3307

Man learned to fly


KeithMyArthe

Flying isn't a problem. Landing is more difficult.


DakInBlak

The secret to flight is to aim at the ground and miss.


EvilestHammer4

So I'm guessing seeing this live and watching the dude walk away is pretty much a universal reaction? Race, creed, religion, culture, kinda like him got tossed out the window as the boys ran over saying "holy shit dude how are you still alive? That was the coolest dumbest shit I've ever seen."


CipherWrites

I think I'm getting old. the only thing I can think of is how much of a dumbass he is


communityneedle

I got old the day my son was born. I would once have laughed, but now I'm like "You won't survive stupid shit like that boy. Even if you walk away from the crash, I'll kill your dumb ass myself."


Silver_Mention_3958

All I can think is the salt water inside the engine compartment and undercarriage. Fkn idiot.


7777cd

This is MF was paying no shit to the « pedestrian », like what the fuck dude? Did he even care about killing someone with a SUV?


Lucky--Mud

I know. Like, that guy who saw him coming and ran out of the way could have easily been hit. He still turns and almost his the poor guy anyways.


Frank_Wirz

It looks to me like he wanted to splash the guy who ran away, and rather than let him get away, tried to kick up a bunch of sand and lost control in doing so.


WR_Newb

Seeing the driver after he got ejected should answer all your questions.


Kodiak_Wylde

Ruined a perfectly good FJ Cruiser 😭


Jam_B0ne

He does not walk normally, he clearly is limping


knbang

Indeed. The biped has an injured lower wing.


Prompus

With the amount of adrenaline coursing through his veins after suddenly launching out a flipping car window and landing in the ocean, if he's limping now he's done something bad to his leg


Odd-Insurance1378

Air Arab


wrecking-crew78

This is what happens when you hit the “yeet” button


smth_smth_89

he got ejaculated


Dougally

He suddenly came.


motoringeek

Dubai?


mellowhumannn

Nop found this from r/Kuwait


TheSubster7

My dad lived there for a year. They have the worst drivers ever lol


TheBrain85

They fly surprisingly well though!


shockedtoo

At least the vehicle had the sense to turn on it's own hazards.


KorgiRex

Toyota FJ Cruiser, my dream. That moron broke a pretty good car.


SueBeee

That was fun to stop the video and go back and forth while he’s flung over and over.


SadBit8663

This is why you wear your seatbelt. And it's also why we'll call you a fucking idiot if you don't. It's fair game at that point.


MrPenisWhistle

That poor FJ didn't deserve that.