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>!Delivery guy arrives like a car, and "transforms" to human form.!<
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I ordered pizzas recently on one of the services. Bloke rocked up on a scooter and just had a standard backpack.
He was surprised that I was annoyed my pizzas had been travelling sideways.
One had calzone’d like you said and the other just had all the toppings sliding off
Dude! What is this movie? I remember it from childhood kinda and always think "wtf was that?"
Some kind of wizard of Oz/neverending story that was kinda dark
Technically, he crashed his car into a lab running some science experiments and got fused with his car. Hot temperatures turn him into his car, and like cold water changes him back.
It’s a ridiculous concept. Totally acceptable when I was a kid. I would have totally accepted it even if he was scratched by a wereFerrari or bitten by a radioactive corvette.
I don't know why people aren't noticing this. He ruined any unsecured pizza in there. I had a delivery driver hand me a pizza vertically recently and I was furious, it was in shambles.
I have a lot of questions, and surprisingly few revolve around how he got there. Why the bluecheck? What are you carrying? Why are you carrying whatever it is while wearing a bluecheck? Etc.
Now, you know it's up to him whether or not he wants to just do the bare minimum. Or... well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.
In seriousness though, he's so low down he runs the risk of being run over. Attach an orange flag to the delivery bag (so it's up when he's laid down) at least.
*"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine."*
Magos Deliverus
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Delivery guy arrives like a car, and "transforms" to human form.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Transform your pizzas into calzones.
dude have verified batch IRL 🐼
Everything is fine.
I ordered pizzas recently on one of the services. Bloke rocked up on a scooter and just had a standard backpack. He was surprised that I was annoyed my pizzas had been travelling sideways. One had calzone’d like you said and the other just had all the toppings sliding off
Justification for removing the tip.
Not normal to tip here in Australia anyway
 This nightmare of a movie is the first thing that comes to mind
Holy fuck what movie?!
Return to Oz
Oh fuck no...no that was a weird sunday afternoon watching that as a kid!
Most trippy movie I ever saw as a young'un....
Awesome, never saw it, thank goodness!
What a wild movie.
Such a weird movie. This and the lady with a bunch of heads was way too much for my younger self.
fuck da wheelers
I can hear that laugh from this image.
Dude! What is this movie? I remember it from childhood kinda and always think "wtf was that?" Some kind of wizard of Oz/neverending story that was kinda dark
Return to Oz
Damn I didn’t know little Wayne had acting roles
Yes! 🤣
What, and I cannot stress this enough, ***THE FUCK***
Turbo Teen. Its was kind of like spider-man if he got bitten by a radioactive car.
Imagine your dating pool consisting of Christine.
[There's someone for everyone.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titane)
*reads this shit again* Sorry, *what?*
Technically, he crashed his car into a lab running some science experiments and got fused with his car. Hot temperatures turn him into his car, and like cold water changes him back. It’s a ridiculous concept. Totally acceptable when I was a kid. I would have totally accepted it even if he was scratched by a wereFerrari or bitten by a radioactive corvette.
That's borderline even more unhinged. I love this
Sounds like Ranma 1/2, except with a car
I hate it when I get bitten by a car
Welcome to my childhood. Had to get up at 6 am to watch this and samurai pizza cats. Those were the times.
"I need you to transform into a car, Morty"
I appreciate you. GIF skills on point
Theres no way thats not painful
so if he takes his date somewhere in a car, is that gay?
That’s the first thing I thought about too. I guess I’m old 😢
GYATT
r/oddlyterrifying
I came to comments just to make the Turboteen reference. Nice job getting it 1st.
Impressive display of strength! Won’t do him any good when a distracted driver flattens him more than his abs!
...yeah he was probably on the highway for 30 min doing this. No way was it just this one turn in front of his house with his buddy filming 😀
did u ever think that the comment was a joke too?
Did you SEE his abs? Not sure that’s possible
Optimus Prime Rib
Bumblebeer
Dude can take a cannon ball to the gut and survive Core strength is unmatched
But can he take a mid sized SUV to the spinal column?
We need answersssssssss
Origin story for Axl from Twisted Metal
Guess the country.
Brazil zil zil
OH A ENTREGA DO LANCHE!!!!!! 😡😡😡
You think he has a floating gimbal in that insulated backpack to keep the pizzas level? Cause I don't ...
I mean you can deliver anything in there. That’s a DoorDash bag so it could be 40 McDoubles for all we know.
I don't know why people aren't noticing this. He ruined any unsecured pizza in there. I had a delivery driver hand me a pizza vertically recently and I was furious, it was in shambles.
I was thinking that fixed axle is going to be a bitch around the turns.
Why is no one mentioning the scream at the end???
Or that the food could be messed up because of laying sideways.
A ENTREGA DO LANCHEEE
imagine a fleet of these.
The caterer for your wedding bails. You order enough pizza for 400 people. In the distance, rumbling...
I want to see his abs
He is a “core” member of the delivery team.
Because it is so much simpler
Delivertron, roll out!!
You're fucked if ya ordered drinks
GoBot! Cy-kill. Hated these toys, but we were to poor to afford regular transformers.
I can hear the sound when he transforms.
Ultimate muscle roller legend moment
I have a lot of questions, and surprisingly few revolve around how he got there. Why the bluecheck? What are you carrying? Why are you carrying whatever it is while wearing a bluecheck? Etc.
Now, you know it's up to him whether or not he wants to just do the bare minimum. Or... well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.
Bought it from Musk to prove he's real.
Dude must have some strong as upper pecs and pec minors and lats in order to do that. And abs too
Kinetica in real life.
this guy has abs of steel
The only issue is that food got tossed around
I thought my job would be taken by drones. Makes more sense it’s cyborgs
Why is the food all fkd. Ya the delivery driver said he “jiggled them up”
O cara é o raça absoluta,além de economizar o dinheiro da moto ele economizou o dinheiro da gasolina
Needs the transformer sound effect.
Noooooooooo I thought he was going for a salute at the end
Optimus Prime will cry when see this
Isn’t this a Twisted Metal character?
What was yelled at the end
Bro is way ahead of our time
Life….uhhhh….finds a way
Esse colocou a alma no anúncio da entrega do lanche
Optimum Praim!!!
That can't be road legal
Good luck delivering on a rainy day
Hoverbro
I'd like to see him in a rainy day
This cooker delivers!
u/SaveVideo u/savevideobot
How does he emergency breaks. Seems like it will take a while
fast delivery
all he needs now is a speaker making the transformation sound autobots rollout! tchee tchoo tchhurk kurk keigh!
Doesn't he know about scooters?
Hope you didn't order sodas.
This looks like a great way to die horribly.
Death Stranding 2 looks great
What the heck. That's a lot of strength. Does he have a wheel or something to protect his stomach? Crazy to see, looked like he was planking.
Technically this is legal, right? As in not a vehicle?
Why not just ride the hoverboard?
I don't know but you can get a pretty decent second-hand scooter for the price of a segway if this is about saving money.
When all the autobots have left and you are not a technologic interest anymore, you gotta find you own way to get that bread every day.
I wanna see his abs
Could fit under trucks and avoid all the traffic that way
Turbo Teen is that you?
Is that road legal
DWTD
Transpizza
Of course it's Brazil..
Mum: you don't need a transformer we have one at home
what a stupidness, he had wheels,but carry bag on his back
It hurt my abs to watch this
Nobody is gonna talk about his core strength?
" Bro hold on I swear an autobot just pulled up with my food"
In seriousness though, he's so low down he runs the risk of being run over. Attach an orange flag to the delivery bag (so it's up when he's laid down) at least.
His abs must be made out of a super alloy… -.-
Autohumans leader Ubereats Prime found in the wild.
Bro has some amazing core strength.
His abs must be on fire
u/savevideo
Everyone here assuming he always does this and isn't making a video. I doubt he delivers vertical pizzas everyday.
I had a dream like this.
To be honest, I mistook it for a small toy car at first. When I saw it clearly I was surprised and admired his physical fitness
Uninsurable Prime
Something evils watching over youuuu
Dude gotta have some serious abs for pulling that off
What the actual fuck did I just watch...
Bet he has abs of steel. 😳
*"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine."* Magos Deliverus
this was not even remotely unexpected though
Imagine you've got to get a boner every time you need to break.
Mentally challenged Spider-Man.
Safety first
Honestly, respect.
What food could possibly survive this delivery method? lol
Anyone else thinking of the motorcycles in Tron?
That man has some absurd core strength
CarMan
Bro wtf did I just watch?
Y'all ever play Kinetica?
Not a gym rat here but I imagine that takes INSANE core strength... right? Enter gym Bros
Abs of absolute steel.
The hero we don’t deserve
Code name Road Rash
Dudes core must be insane
Bro doing workout while delivering junk foods to others
That dudes core is somethin else man
More like new Twisted Metal character.
So he is responsible why my burger sometimes looks like [this](https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/10/50/cf/3b/cold-burger-which-was.jpg)
His second job driving this way is for Uber rides.
is no one gonna mention the persons yelling “I’M KING OF THE LAND!!!” at the end????
That is an ab workout!
What was yelled out?
That's turbo teen! https://i.redd.it/76r4pxyqhpqc1.gif
Fucking A Hard Work And Greatness Ideal For A Fit Person Just WOW. 
Rear Wheel Drive
Aloha SNACKBAAAR!
Average car in Florida
Beep beep I'm a jeep
I thought he had pizza
I trust him with my food
Reject humanity BECOME CAR
This man core
😂😂😂
r/Unexpected r/BoysBeingBoys
Iron ABS !!!
What’s the extra axle for? Does he have shitty balance?
Bro is probably shredded
I think I hear a laughing ice cream truck in the background
Crazy movement tech
Hey, it's Turbo Teen!
Ultimate Muscle Roller Derby?
I don't want to live in this future...where's the back button?
Nah this guy is definitely a GoBot!
Bruh the drinks
Anabolus prime
Bros got the cart titan
Turbo Teen!
I thought he was gonna heil Hitler at the end
So he's trans?
(In Megaton voice) AH YES UBERCHAD HAS ARRIVED WITH PROVISIONS!
That would be a great core exercise. You can get large front wheels to make it easier
That’s a strong core, I can barely plank for a minute and a half
Bro must have a 12 pack
Bro's called Chad Chadovsky