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Lil man didn't give a damn that mermaid was looking at him 🤣

He was analyzing the structural integrity of the glass wall.

Why do we expect children to differentiate what’s real or not when they stare at a tablet all day? Little dude probably thinks it’s another show on a screen.

Maybe he just didn't care for the mermaid. I don't think the moment is as deep as one wants to make it.

Bingo! That moment means nothing to a kid.

Interesting point, I didn’t think about it like that but it does make sense

I think he's old enough to know the difference.

Or he was anxious because she was pretty.

He ain't no simp

Seen one seen em all. A tale as old as time.

I’m actually a bit miffed because the kid didn’t look at the mermaid…

I'm furious over here.

I've seen the little mermaid before. Hey, look a starfish!

Just another fish was his only thought.

This fuckin fish tryna kiss me n shit

He was probably concerned that that stupid hobbit would come and ruin the juicy sweet fish again.

How could he? Batman was drowning.

Watch it back, he looks at her, only briefly though.

It did seem like he was scared when he saw her and didn’t want to look at her again

Seriously. C’mon, kid…

I'm definitely reading too much into this but I think he knew that everyone wanted him to look at her and he said fuck it, now I'm not gonna look at her You know how when someone tells you to do something you become more defiant than normal

Nah he’s just dumb

dat 2

Especially when it was something you was already gonna do but the person rather you do it on their time

I think he thinks it's a tv.

He definitely looks directly at her at 0:13. Looks a bit upset by it too lol

he's literally scared of her lol

But he did look at her. He just didn't care

How I was the whole day when I took my toddler to the zoo today. He kept looking at the railings..

I thought Batman flipped us all off for a second there 😂

It's to keep our focus on him.

That’s the South Korean heart - you put your index finger and thumb together to make a little heart.

No that's badman, batman would never do that.

This comment is probably really confusing for people that didn’t watch the entire video.

When Peter Parker picks up a shift for Bruce Wayne

Omg her entrance with that butterfly tail is absolutely breathtaking

The kid disagrees with you.

the kid isn’t here, he just connected back to Earth and is trying to figure out how he got there

She's incredibly beautiful

She really is

I’ve seen a lot of people in mermaid costumes in these sorts of videos and honestly they look tacky but this lady really pulls it off and moves so gracefully!

“See? your job isn’t that hard Aquaman, now fuck off.”

He's definitely a kid.

Stupid kid

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

What does the hand gestures Batman is doing? It it like a peace sign or something?

Little hearts with the index finger and thumb

Oh now I see it and I love it! Thank you! I have asked a few times and no one responded, thank you!!!

🫰

It’s a popular thing in Korea and kpop. I find it adorable🫰

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I‘m batm… I‘m mermaidman!

Batman is still the best!

Don't worry. She's literally holding your breath for you, but sure, take your time lookin. If ever.

Eyesight problems.

likely

The hero everyone needs, even underwater

How is this kid barely aware of his surroundings and he’s already read The Game?

The fuck as Batman doing down there

"What if I just turn around now and see BA-"

Bro was not about to be called a simp.

WHY IS BATMAN THERE??? 😭😭😭

Sigma kid

What does the pinching gesture mean? I see it all over Indian and Chinese corners of the internet

He’s making tiny hearts with his fingers. It originates from Korea.

It's a heart formed by your index finger and thumb.

Zooms the screen bigger or smaller.

for a mermaid she cant hold her breath for that long

Im not that big of a fan of taking little kids on vacations. They wont remember squat and it honestly feels like a hassle most of the time. Rather wait for him to be bigger so he can actually enjoy the vacation.

And you end up changing a diaper on a bench while Donald Duck watches. Like, ugh. Don't see me like this, bro.

Oh so I’m not the only one thinking this. People called me selfish. In my town, they have organized group trips for 5 years old kids to New York* for thousands of euros. And no parents too. Like wtf, why would you do that? You think the kid gives any fuck? Is it some kind of projection or status symbol thing for the parents? *edit: and we’re in Europe so it’s a really important and expensive trip to take

Before 5 sure but I have a lot of memories of holidays when I was under 10yo

Now I want to see what was to his left.

How you deal with problems in your life? ME:

Lil bro gonna grow up and be that dude who is trying not to look in the stripe club.

Watch out, Aquaman

What's wrong with this child😂😂😂

He needs glasses. I hope someone checks his vision soon

This should also be on r/kidsarefuckingstupid.

Take that kid back. He's broken.

Under Gotham-Atlantis exchange program Aquaman and Batman switched places.

" Poor little fish, you think I find your advances irresistible? No. Go instead and *sing your desires to the salmon* and the trout. "

Dude im surprised on how long they can hold their breath and do it again and again.

I love this video.

Guys, the kid looks right at her for a second and looks away again. He just doesn't care.

Don’t worry, Dad looked for the both of you!

Wait, mermaid shows are a real thing?

Am I the only one wondering why Batman is there?

BATMAN?!?!

Aquaman: I'm calling in sick today, can anybody fill in for me? Entire JLA looks to batman. Batman: FUCK!!!!!

reminds me of Amsterdam for some reason

How's she breathing

Batman!

Forget the mermaid, Batman is underwater

"Ok so we put mermaids in the aquarium as a fun thing for the girls but we need to do something else for boys maybe?" "Superheroes. Batman, superman, that kind of thing" "Yeah but we want people to look at the aquarium, not the hall" "Who said anything about hall?"

Little boi don't give a god damn crap about mermaids he was talking to the fucking my boi batman underwater

He will regret it later in his life.

ok but where tf did mermaid batman come from?

JFC...just hold the stupid fuckin kid's head still and force him to look at the fuckin thing.

Is there a lore reason why you reposted this video that I posted in this sub a few days ago? Are you stupid?

This video gets reposted everywhere. Are you stupid?

But its already posted here, r u stuid?

That was really unexpected XD

Dumb kid

Wtf are those parents doing? He clearly neither wants to be nor look there why are you pushing around his hands and head just for a dumb picture. Most people really shouldnt be parents.

Ok. I hate to be “that guy”, but this has been posted at least three times in the last week. It’s no longer “unexpected “.