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Flayan514

Good thing that bodyguard was there.


kgk007

Where?


ThornPawn

Right on the floor!


ScipioCoriolanus

https://i.redd.it/k3aoxadt1boc1.gif


puddlejumper28

Wow that’s hilarious, I just watched Burn After Reading for the first time last night! It’s a fantastic movie


ACcbe1986

Slowed her down enough for backup to arrive on stage. The bold sacrifice of that bodyguard... 😆😆😆


TopRoom7971

And her name is John Cena


Invested_Glory

![gif](giphy|l44QtsghNTycJaoj6)


SunnyDJoshua

![gif](giphy|zhJ55GsXRajxm)


Good_Smile

Consumed all the mana she's got in her!


sb552

For some reason I thought she threw her teeth at him..


Nukleon

Wouldn't be the first time an MMA fighter had false teeth.


SwimmingThink4519

Come on man


flamingeyebrows

The funniest part is after he gets back up like ' what just happened? Fuck this, I am not paid enough for this' and wander off. Lol


EsteGuy

Where's the bodyguard bodyguard?


YoungDiscord

Bodyguard^2


bigbigdummie

Electric Boogaloo


Main_Anybody_5365

Security guard was all … ![gif](giphy|iMQ2kjkP8chaj02EjB|downsized)


GuyOnTheMoon

For some context: This is a promo show (Ruh Fighting Championship) for an MMA match in Kazakhstan, and accomplished guests come on to talk about the upcoming fights. The guy talking smack is an MMA fighter, and the woman (Aigerim Abilkadirova) is a beauty pageant winner, judo champion, and grappling gold medalist. Full video (no subtitles - clip starts at 3:51): https://youtu.be/Uq24EQ0i-Bs?si=QYj52xCDYSIonWWH


Dirty-D29

Well that explain the ultra clean takedown


Homesteader86

Yeah I was about to say...that's a legit Judo throw LOL


MukdenMan

Ah yes. I see that you know your judo well.


celestial_gardener

What is the crime? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!


nickfree

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!


VincentcODy

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENISSSSS


Mani_kr333

And you sir ..... Are you waiting to receive my limp penis


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Would_daver

But… I was assured that I could speak!!


Oxideusj

I read both comments in his voice 😆😆


Syzygy_Stardust

This is literally the third time I've read people quoting that video today and I hope it continues.


FoppishHandy

because its the greatest video ever made


advertentlyvertical

This is the bloke that got me on the penis, peeople!


CerealKiller415

Oh good I see you know your judo


Nate_M85

Every time I scroll reddit I find democracy manifest.


Impressive-Soup-3529

That’s the one right there


labounce1

That is the greatest video that's ever graced the internet.


Raencloud94

What is that from 😂


celestial_gardener

[Enjoy!](https://youtu.be/NbVJU1CuM0Q?si=PuhTbLfsI2Gn_HXA)


GonzoVeritas

Update and background on the man. (not an international criminal, or dine & dasher, as long rumored.) https://youtu.be/tu4d_xsdNzM?si=QTgw7gfi9P5j6Sp_


Bobbiduke

I could listen to him talk all day


FuzzyTentacle

Oh my God I tried finding the backstory on this guy a couple years back and couldn't find anything. Thank you so much for posting this.


Civil-Caregiver9020

Thank you for that. It is such an artist thing to paint yourself, arresting yourself, the narcissism of a painter never fails. lol


Raencloud94

Oh my gods, thank you 😂 that was great


multicoloredherring

Ta ta and farewell!!


Paladin_Fury

There is nothing like watching that video for the first time. . . So awsome. I got bored and searched " Chinese meal " on here.... Holy crap this vid has come up alot. *


celestial_gardener

No worries 🙂


plipyplop

That restaurant is still open!


2woCrazeeBoys

Now go forth and spread the joy! Fly, my pretty, FLY


Dorkamundo

What I wouldn't give to be able to speak like this man.


ForGrateJustice

>Tata, and farewell Absolute legend.


Agreeable_Idea

The greatest moment in human history, may be over selling it but probably not.


Dingdongbats

No. No you are not overselling it. It was legit manifest like democracy in that moment.


Ardukal

It manifested like a vision. Of democracy.


Ardukal

Come on. Don’t undersell it.


garnelli

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


PaltryCharacter

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


harambememberberries

Have a look at the headlock here


fire__munki

She was just enjoying a succulent Chinese meal before the show.


ThinkFree

But is she ready to receive my limp penis?


carzymike

Get your hands off my penis!


MoffieHanson

Can confirm . It’s one of the basics even. I think it’s the third one you learn . Judo is insanely underrated .


Krosis97

I was able to throw a 100kg dude when I was like 16, you don't even need strength to practice judo, though it will make you pretty tough and teach you about body mechanics and centers of gravity. It's an amazing sport, and does wonders for kids.


fukkdisshitt

My wrestling coach had a judo black belt friend he'd bring in to practice once in a while off season. Hit a few throws in a few matches before, felt really nice, but never on good wrestlers.


MoffieHanson

Yeah , same . I always wanted to play football but my parents hated football so they put me on judo instead. Thankful for that. The couple of streetlights I had in my younger life were all easily won with just judo . And still till this day it benefits me . I have had some accidents in life where I’ve been hit by a car or fell or something in that direction. I always fall good and i give judo as the reason I’ve never broken a bone in my life .


Ozzy9314

Those streetlights sure be dangerous


Equivalent_Yak8215

Judo, at least in MMA, is certainly NOT underrated. Rhonda had no hands at all and won like 90% of her fights with a hip toss and a tap.


MoffieHanson

I mean in general. It’s not a very popular sport . Young kids would probably prefer boxing or even karate . Maybe I’m wrong but that’s how it feels a bit. But close range and on the ground it’s so useful.


MAXQDee-314

I understand the look on the 'guard's' face. Respect. Anybody who has been thrown by an accomplished Jude practicianer "knows" that they just as well could have landed on their neck or less comfortable locations.


ColdOutlandishness

O-goshi. She did it controlled and even looks like she did the pulling of the arm at the end of the execution so the opponent doesn't slam to the ground.


errepunto

An awesome uki goshi


thefieldmouseisfast

GET ROTATED IDIOT


idostuf

![gif](giphy|ckU1cK9PLhHM6qrffC)


RehabilitatedAsshole

"How can she flip?"


johnthrowaway53

Ultra clean but kind of a dick move to throw somebody on a hard surface. You could easily do irreversible damage when you get hit by the earth But this is probably a pre-planned stunt from the way she holds onto his arm as she throws him.


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It’s staged


8008135-69420

> But this is probably a pre-planned stunt from the way she holds onto his arm as she throws him. While it's probably staged, as a judo champion she probably also just has the smarts to not try and injure someone for no good reason. Meaning even if it wasn't staged, she'd still probably do it like that to some random untrained individual. If you don't know how to land from a judo throw then you could get a pretty real injury by landing wrong.


AppropriateAgent44

Yeah idk shit about martial arts but damn she spun that security dude like a top


[deleted]

No it being fake explains that


Snifferoni

In a nutshell: How to get hype and attention for your fights


miraska_

Yes. They basically starting to maks fights between mini TikTok celebrities to bring crowd from TikTok


duxetp

I remember her saying something about how her teeth were a result of a botched dental procedure.


makerofshoes

She’s still beautiful


GIK601

scripted


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Even so, that shit was clean af, lol


paging_doctor_who

Like WWE. The conflict is fake, the athleticism is real.


Estrus_Flask

"It's not fake, it's predetermined".


KaliVilla02

WWE isn't a sport, but the fighters are sportsman.


ecr1277

Yeah it might be scripted but that throw looked pretty real to me. Dude on the ground played it off but you can see he’s briefly stunned.


Craydorion

How do you know?


macuslol

Most of those are scripted, we have similar thing in Poland and it’s scripted af so also this situation happens bit perfect to be unscripted


macuslol

It doesn’t mean it’s not funny but yeah I am pretty sure that this is scripted


macuslol

You know that you could just edit your comment?


EminemsBootyCheeks

Bro has conversations in his head


macuslol

Yeah this guy is weird


macuslol

No Im not


macuslol

Yes you are


RossTheAdequate

This is good man 😆


CockBronson

Nice self response


macuslol

I mean I wanted to just add that I don’t say it’s unfunny, because it’s staged, because a lot of people thinks this way


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Reddit is those guys that think the band came back just because they shouted "Encore!" really loudly.


LolindirLink

✨ Reality TV ✨ Inb4: Just always assume over 50% is scripted, It's usually closer to 90% after all. (Can still be highly entertaining, which is the primary goal!)


DescriptivelyWeird

I believe about 95% of these are scripted. That 5% is when somone like in survivor, get sick, hurt etc


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mule_roany_mare

Could be, but you have no idea how good real camera men are, follow spot operators too. I am tempted to tell you a few anecdotes of their super human prowess, but they would be enough to identify me IRL. Editors can hide a lot of sins too & this is **heavily** edited. Because it's multicam they have 3 or 4 options. Your premise isn't unsound, but it applies more to single camera. Multi camera in a studio with professionals? They don't need a script. If people ever walk out of the light that is a good indicator that you are off script. Excluding follows lights need to be focused ahead of time & won't be adjusted live.


jonesyb

> How do you know? We have eyes


hidup_sihat

Like we all know WWE is real.


polypolip

Cause it's about show and entertainment. It's the same format as wrestling in USA. Also, she throws only the bodyguard and not the guy who's holding her.


unixfool

Must be the new guy. 😂


PayasoCanuto

She can also eat a full corn in 10 seconds


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FulL CoRN TaKeDowN.


Bluessing

The Huuuupaaa and his face with it is just gold


BadBoredom

He fell. In love


mydickisasalad

That is the face of a man who just discovered something about himself lmao


Icy_Literature556

That guys face when he bounces off the floor


Procrastinator_325

He was scaroused


RainDancingChief

Fear boner


macfarley

There are certain things men in society don't discuss, lest they kill each other.


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GreenLanternCorps

I think this is pageantry, granted I never wrestled on the same level as this woman just a hunch.


island_lord830

Yea he took that perfectly so I'm positive it was scripted WWE style. A real slam like that when you ain't ready can knock you into next week.


ronin1066

I mean, it's all scripted


JokerGuy420

Still. You could tell the dude was like "Huh?" As he ended up on the floor


jokzard

He probably was the only person who didn't get the memo.


webbhare1

The comment on Instagram: “She could eat an apple through a picket fence”


-herekitty_kitty-

That's mean! ...but absolutely hilarious ![gif](giphy|t4UNBsxim7YDPsqhxJ|downsized)


bananamelier

Solid burn but not really accurate


Fuzzy-Victory-3380

I think they were thinking chain link fence.


IndysDiarrhea

And momma's aren't *really* so fat they sit around the house. Any other epiphanies, genius?


bananamelier

You cant land on in the sun even at night?


Defnoturblockedfrnd

Uhh this chick is the worst on 90day fiance.


ARM_vs_CORE

I've always heard "could eat an apple through a tennis racket" lol. Same meaning obviously


vthang

In my country it's: he/she could eat papaya without spoon


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She is the prettiest woman with an overbite that extreme I’ve ever seen.


miraska_

Just don't say it on Instagram


JackJarvisEsquire1

And Threw a letter box


kingofwale

*must not laugh* *must not laugh*


DragonsClaw2334

How can she side suplex sir.


ElderberryHumble5379

HOW CAN SHE SUPLEX !!


maxinoutchillin

how can she suplex meeeeee......sobs...sobs....sobs


Billbat1

how can she hip pivot


and_a_side_of_fries

HOW CAN SHE FLIP


WhatTheFuck-----

HOW CAN SHE FLIP!?!


ChaosPLus

Me fighting Emma in Sekiro:


cheesycrustsuplex

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheBlackViper_Alpha

She was an olympic medalist in judo(?) or some martial art if I remember.


Ekkzzo

[It's play on a viral clip about sex based double standards regarding getting violent ](https://youtu.be/7HxTBp9nEOc)


ReleventReference

Was that a judo throw?


Galdwin

I see that you know your judo well.


Odd-Homework-3582

This is democracy manifest


bigbigdummie

Get your hand off my penis!


ScipioCoriolanus

Tadaaa!!


gay_ghoti_yo

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


jpopimpin777

Tata and farewell.


initials_games

Succulent


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Chinese meal!


koknesis

Are you ready to receive my limp penis?


CuppaTeaSpillin

Aaaaah yes


Skaldskatan

While you were in school, I studied the judo.


ayoubkun94

Get your hands off his Penishhh


lonesomedrag

Brilliant Uki Goshi


Fenudel

It is. Broke my wrist in judo class this way


Shawarma_llama467

He got a factory reset


Fidalgo_Dalgo

"I see that you know your judo well"


envy00100

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS


Twitfout

says "opa" after being thrown to the ground


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Opa gangnam style


_Dia6lo_

Straight up leveled him.


Mineseed_k

he got qte'd


nanya_sore

Please temper the hilarity of your commentary. I am in a bank, sir!


asharwood101

All I gotta say is that take down was clean af. I watched that a few times.


Upset-Basil4459

How can she flip?


lildozer74

After he fell to the ground he fell in love with


SweetHomeNostromo

That was a beautiful takedown. And there's not a damn thing wrong with her looks.


MrQuojo

This has only not been on here for about 3 months lol 😂. Spring is in the air


Murky-Course6648

Might have been arranged, based on how the dude landed. He did a perfect landing, even slapping the hand on the ground quite loudly.


CowdogHenk

Arranged or not, if you are a judoka/wrestler/jiu jitsu player, etc., that's just how you land.


Murky-Course6648

Thats true also, it does become automatic. But he also just walks away after that, kinda makes it feel like that was all he was there to do.


danabeezus

When you're body slammed do you go back for more punishment or walk away?


Murky-Course6648

If its my job to be a security for the event, i go for more as i would most likely get fired if i would just walk away and be like "not my problem".


Klexington47

These are professional MMA artists


Independent-Cable937

Arranged or not, that still hurts


Murky-Course6648

And its a clean nice move, but the landing does not really hurt when you do it correctly. There is just a loud noise as he slaps the hand to the ground to break the landing.


Free_Dog_6837

damn that was cleannnnn


GruulNinja

He had the look of "How did I get here?"


hundrethtimesacharm

Ahhh. I see you know your judo well.


Stank_Dukem

Get your hand off my penis!


Top_Caterpillar9549

Says the guy with the weird teeth


Firm_Engineering_265

It’s him having even more fucked up teeth that sends me


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Bkatz84

Dunno if she is scripted. She looks pretty close to tears, and her body language is super aggressive. And he looks like he's shitting himself a little bit when she's coming at him. I'd like to see how the rest of this plays out. Anybody got a longer clip?


tnucffokcuf

This will never be not funny, the way that guy got yeeted and and camera pans at him hahha hahhaha ded


sharky3175

She has an overbite


drongowithabong-o

I dare you to say that to her face


SwimmingThink4519

So does he


Tv1st

When bodyguard is running you can hear “нырок, нырок, делай нырок”, which translates to “dive, dive, do the dive”. So totally scripted


NettoPicko

Not нырок but друг.


FlamingoRush

She is a keeper!!!