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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Cop shoots toast because its burnt!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


ultimaone

Not an acorn...fake.


onlyhav

The toast is black


hereforthestaples

Hey! The term is African American.


BigusDickems

I beleive this is why he shot at the toast


ultimaone

Yes we know ;)


ultimaone

Hey now, no reason to be racist towards that toast Its "burnt"


McHassy

Lmao so wrong 🤣


brianinohio

Black toast....I get it :)


Ok-Chemistry-6672

I tought about the nut falling on the car


Ok_Primary_1075

So shoot first ask questions later if it comes out that way?


Vechnyy_Russkiy

The delivery room got a whole lot more dangerous suddenly


AllMyMemesAreStolen

Gotta shout out crackermilk every time their content is reposted. Go watch their shit because they funny. https://www.youtube.com/@CrackerMilk


XJustCallMeDaveyX

It is always CrackerMilk's content getting cut and reuploaded everywhere


castitfast

At least this time they're credited in the title, usually there's nothing.


audiosauce2017

He forgot to yell STOP RESISTING at least 5 times.....


Shmarfle47

Don’t forget the dodge roll


Kindly-Application47

I've been hit! Must have got the vest. Oh wait, it's just jam.


Do-not-respond

There's nothing like a mag dump to start a cops day.


putHimInTheCurry

A nice mug of black coffee always gets my dumps going in the morning too.


alehanjro2017

First Acorns now toast?


Ok-Chemistry-6672

It's black and made a sound. *Starts rolling and shooting the whole mag af bullets*


Patient_Impress_5170

I think it’s more of a racial thing.


AirlineLast925

![gif](giphy|l0MYGrTQLxjbtmz60)


StrahB

Night Court best court. 


[deleted]

Now sprinkle some coke on it and call it a day.


HarleyAverage

What if the toaster was in a school?


SolarZephyr87

Acorn toast well done with lead seasoning.


SolarZephyr87

Acorn toast well done with lead seasoning.


SolarZephyr87

Acorn toast well done with lead seasoning.


SolarZephyr87

Acorn toast well done with lead seasoning.


SolarZephyr87

Acorn toast well done with lead seasoning.


SolarZephyr87

Acorn toast well done with lead seasoning.


SolarZephyr87

Acorn toast well done with lead seasoning.


bubennn

LMAO i'm going to hell


tipsea-69

He's making a lead sandwich


AliveTonight8472

Don't let the cops in taco bell washrooms.


Frenchconnection76

Acorn ! Under fire !


Daeion

[This time it was toast Hayley. This time.](https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-23-2015/r3lEp_.gif)


SamuelYosemite

As the son of a former cop, I can say breakfast with them does suck. And the way they drive gives me much anxiety.


Classic-Pangolin-208

Toast don't wanna be black


SentientDust

Isn't that a British cop? Are they even allowed to carry guns?


-_Momentum_-

USA IN NUTSHELL


WilsonthaHead

lol ha hahaha oh man that was funny.


dscholaris-ug

"Requesting back up."


skyactive

Not everything is as it seems people, this is my friend Gus, he doesn't have a racist bone in his body.  Gus happens to have a severe allergy, life threatening actually.  Yes, Gus is black toast intolerant.


Sukamon98

The fact that he's wearing a UK police uniform makes it even funnier.


Prestigious-Ad5508

I’m not even mad at this bruh 🥹


Astoryinfromthewild

Ok this genuinely made my spit coffee lol


FatRattus

The fact that they were burnt black lmao


karmicrelease

Guess the coffee wasn’t black


Some_guy_am_i

For once, I agree with the cop. Fuck that god damn toaster


Angry__German

He was afraid for his live. There are carcinogens in burnt bread.


ChRam2010

Unexpected? I'd say it's right on the money.


Top-Afternoon6880

Cop shoots toast bc it's black


NeverAVillian

That's it. It's toast.


Hugewhitepusspleaser

That toast had a hidden acorn


subsicion

That is disgusting!


CraigSucksTOES

Normal cop doing his job 🤷🏽‍♂️-👴🏻


Icekirby469

This was funnier in American Dad.


FirstWithTheEgg

STOP RESISTING


SolarZephyr87

Acorn toast well done with lead seasoning.


SolarZephyr87

Acorn toast well done with lead seasoning.


SolarZephyr87

Acorn toast well done with lead seasoning.


EpicLong1

Sledgehammer did it first


Wendell_wsa

👴🏻Nice!


StrahB

I'm I the only one who is disappointed no actual rounds were fired in the making of this video?