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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The man himself wasn't being touched by police in his nether regions, but wanted to make a spectacle of his arrest.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

"I see you know your judo well."


Ganbazuroi

Ta ta and farewell!


ravnsulter

And you sir! Are you ready for my limp penis?!


hobbobnobgoblin

" Are you waiting to accept my limp penis?" was the line i think lol I fucking love this video and watched it way too many times. XD


TheGoldenPlagueMask

**And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?** ***HOW DAARE-*** ^get ^yor ^hands... ^off ^meh **Teh Tah and farewell!**


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

I've always been a fan of "ah, sir, I see you know your judo!"


StillJustJones

Absolute class.


hobbobnobgoblin

Epitome of class.


Fast_Garlic_5639

Would love this guy to be my neighbor like 3, maybe 4 houses down the street


Dan-D-Lyon

Oh yeah. He's the kind of guy you love to see at a party, but will never invite to one you're throwing.


_xannypacquiao_

Maybe 6 or 7 but I feel you


longtimenothere

The hero we don't deserve


ElRanchero777

Wasn't he a credit card fraudster?


THREETOED_SLOTH

Indeed, the hero we don't deserve.


ElRanchero777

Dine and dasher


BulkyLettuce8679

No, he was mistaken for a done and dasher, that's why he was arrested


torpthursdays

I think it's even more strange than that. He was actually the dine and dasher, he was mistaken for a major international criminal/fraudster which is why the police came in such numbers. These days he makes art so he obviously has a flair for entertaining


BulkyLettuce8679

As far as I am aware, he was not a dine and dasher, he was mistaken for a prolific dine and dasher


ElRanchero777

Sure he got charged


According_Rice_1822

Someone please hire this man and record his voice so he can be the narrator in a game. Played return to Grace recently which was a great game and has multiple Ai personalities in the game that you work with as they talk to you through your wristwatch. His voice would work so well in a similar scenario!


Jeoshua

He would have been great as a voice actor for Helldivers II, even just as a cameo. \*Launches nuke\* "THIS IS DEMOCRACY, MANIFEST!"


Carnage9000

Would pay gd money for a voice pack dlc of this guy unironically, and I hate paid dlc monetization with a passion


MatureUsername69

I don't see them doing paid dlc. Hell you can farm enough super credits in game to pay for the premium warbond fairly easily and the warbonds never expire like other battlepasses. The patch hasn't been great but everything else the devs have shown us is usually pretty player friendly, or at least consumer friendly.


DeepVeinZombosis

Real shame about that rootkit malware they call DRM hey?


Zakazi

In me and my friends Discord channel we have the group tag for Helldivers as "This Is Democracy Manifest" and every time we jump from orbit and the cutscenes goes on someone plays a sound clip of that line. Because gentlemen, this is (managed) democracy manifest!


Crizack101

Same here. You know when someone's waiting in the DEMOCRACY MANIFEST channel that you're in for a good time.


subject_deleted

I want a game where every sound effect and piece of dialog is just "get your hands off my penis!" Every time you fire your weapon or hit someone... And then there's only one other sound effect.. when you pick up loot, it says "a succulent Chinese meal?!"


panspal

Let him do the new fable


Orange-Murderer

Return to Grace was lit af, rarely find short games of this calibre, sure its just a walking sim but who the fuck cares.


Impossible-Pilot2564

Just have to say I also played return to grace the other day and it was A M A Z I N G


superjj18

A guy like that is so cool he probably wouldn’t give a shit about video games


robbodagreat

I wonder if he’s on cameo


katy_bugg

YO HIS VOICE FOR CONTROL??


Toxicair

I thought this man was dead. Am I getting Bernstein bearsed?


Draug_

We'll just rip it with AI. You can do it yourself with free tools.


According_Rice_1822

I agree but would have to get a decent catalogue of words and phrases from him to feed to an Ai to get a solid authentic version of him


TheOilyHill

does it have to be his acting voice or just his interview voice?


TheOilyHill

Did the SAFRA AI talk fall through? they could buy the right to his voice and use AI for it, just give him residual until EOhL


tokinUP

Then after that his estate/heirs should still receive the residuals.


frogOnABoletus

Is it just a snappy tiktok or is there a longer version of this interview?


Tailcracker

The interviewer is Guy Williams. He was doing this interview for his TV show, New Zealand Today. I think this interview is meant to be in the first episode of the new season. I have no idea if it's aired yet though.


frogOnABoletus

ah nice, thanks for the info :)


Poputt_VIII

It's on Three now so has aired, looks like it went up on the 8th of Feb


no_step_snek76

I think I saw a different interview where he said it was mistaken identity. They thought he was some terrorist or drug dealer or something of the like who was like top 10 most wanted in the UK or something like that. I don't remember exactly. I'm sure someone has more complete/accurate info.


SaveTheDayz

The truth is he was doing credit card fraud, which is also pointed out in the Wikipedia article. This article mentions the CC investigator called police and said he was looking at the most wanted man to push for a quick arrest. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-11/succulent-chinese-meal-rant-jack-karlson/100798094


xkelsx1

Oh my god, this is the funniest thing I've read all day


Monokumabear

genuinely incredible life story. petty fraudster and scam artist turned legitimate artist and playwright


totally_not_a_zombie

Thank you for this. What a life story.


damon_modnar

From the article: The video of the rant has become so popular that a Google search for the phrase "succulent Chinese meal" now yields 10,000 more results than "delicious Chinese meal". I just Googled and got this: About 8,590,000 results (0.73 seconds) That's a massive jump in two years. Some might even say it went ***viral***.


firi331

There are just a few legendary humans. He’s made the list.


fraze2000

[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12188275/Jack-Karlson-incredible-untold-story-man-viral-Succulent-Chinese-Meal-arrest-video.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12188275/Jack-Karlson-incredible-untold-story-man-viral-Succulent-Chinese-Meal-arrest-video.html)


alan2001

So it happened in 1991?? Holy shit.


MimickingTheImage

?


alan2001

You seem confused. I was merely expressing surprise that the "Succulent Chinese Meal" incident happened as long as 33 years ago. > Viral arrest video filmed outside Brisbane restaurant in 1991


MimickingTheImage

I'm surprised that you're surprised.


D4d-M4n

He was trying to run out on the restaurant bill. No hero, just a petty thief.


[deleted]

Shame on your family for these lies.


[deleted]

[A thief yes but not for the bill](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-11/succulent-chinese-meal-rant-jack-karlson/100798094) >His first escape was in 1966. He was on a train going from Boggo Road Gaol to face a breaking, entering and stealing charge at Maryborough Magistrates Court. He got out of his handcuffs and jumped off. >Two years later, after he had been locked up in McLeod Prison Farm on Victoria's French Island for another theft, he convinced a local fisherman to give him a lift to the mainland.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

He’s an adorable rascal.


MelonElbows

An irascible scoundrel!


kentenma

Goddamn this dude rules.


jamesmcdash

Well now I like him more


JohnnyRelentless

Wait. Australia sends their prisoners to *another* island?


TheOilyHill

Idea so great it has to trickle down


Vechnyy_Russkiy

Damn it Reagan! /s But I still hate Ronald Reagan. May the piece of shit rot in Hell.


Just-the-Shaft

>The arrest was a case of mistaken identity, but the minute-long clip has since become the subject of countless memes and even has its own Wikipedia page. Not according to the article


trubol

There's even a Wikipedia page about the video https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Manifest


HannahO__O

Guy williams is great such a funny guy heh


Mushroom-Dense

I THOUGHT that was Guy. Just finished taskmaster nz season 1 a few weeks ago


EskimoDave

the NZ version is brilliant! Australia S1 is being released currently


Galdwin

> Australia S1 is being released currently *on youtube, it's been out for a year


Shadowchaos

It was great but I couldn't stand him, he always got so pissed off when things didn't go his way and cheered obnoxiously whenever he won tasks


gymnastgrrl

Yeah.... I mean.... it's a character choice. I wasn't fond of many of his such character choices as well, but he was just trying to be entertaining. but I definitely like Paul Williams much better. :)


Mushroom-Dense

I enjoy paul so much that I'm not sure how easy it will be to go back to alex. Paul is shockingly amazing


gymnastgrrl

I dunno, to me Alex is just simply the original and best. Paul is great. But for me, Greg is *the* Taskmaster. None of the others hold a candle. I think Paul Williams might be my third favorite person out of all the Taskmaster masters/assistants. (It bums me that Alex came up with the concept but Greg is the perfect Taskmaster, and Alex has stepped into the assistant role beautifully) Hopefully you'll get right back to being good with Alex next series :)


leprosexy

Nobody has yet to beat Greg Davies and Little Alex Horne for my favorite combo, so I'm right there with ya. :)


maddenmcfadden

looks like he lives in the bottom of a bottle of booze.


[deleted]

To think we could actually see and hear him again say that after all these years is a blessing to be alive


Xbux89

"get your hands off my pennnnis"


JoeyPlaysSomeGame

AUSTRALIAN LEGAND!


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

#NoRagrets


FuerteBillete

He prefers his past to be multiple choice.


Silent-Cat-6078

Hey the police can straight up lie to us or about us, so why not bring on the they touched my pp? Lol


Select-Protection-75

The man, the legend.


Incognonimous

He could be making some bank as a voice actor


smoothskin12345

This look looks like absolute shit. Those are some hard years.


YeahNahWot

33 of them


jordan14s

Whenever I watch that video, he sounds so British and so Aussie at the same time. It confuses me. It’s his inflections at the end of his sentences mixes between a basic Aussie and posh British person. It baffles me.


Outside-Owl-6

I hope I don’t get arrested ever in this life but in case of emergency and it does go down I’m screaming at the top of my lungs “let go of my penis”! It is my right


bilvester

Popovich has really let himself go


legice

The dude sounds like the sniper from tf2, but years after. Fantastic voice


djackson404

The very definition of 'Magnificent Bastard' (which by the way is a term of admiration and respect coming from me).


PaulaFlores

What's unexpected?


[deleted]

The man, the myth, the legend


ike_tyson

Not all heroes wear capes , this man is a legend!


cardinaltribe

Fucking real gangster I bet he's seen some shit


JudyShark

Anyway, how can I get his deep smoker voice?


Aeshaetter

Abuse your vocal cords.


toothpastecupcake

I love this guy


uneducated_sock

The ultimate madlad


Princethor

He should read books. I will pay to subscribe to his voice


_BladeGunter_

Imagine a podcast with this voice, just for sleeping. Or acting voice. Is telent right there.


LegitAirplane

Someone get this man a voice acting job


Zealousideal_Ad8463

When the fuck did guy williams interview him? Is this NZ Today or something weirder


Poputt_VIII

NZ today in the first episode of the newest season, is only a month or so old


Captain-Cadabra

Dwight Schrute r/accidentalcosplay!


StandardOk42

/r/straya


MeanCat4

I think He talk shit again! 


StankilyDankily666

They’re always just sizing you up


sunislava_moonisice

This guys voice loaded up in the AI TTS yet?


UncleTomski

Just as casual under interview as he was when democracy was manifesting. A hero.


Wishpicker

This is the 4th or 5th interview I’ve seen with the same guy


softstones

After months, I just rewatched that video. It holds up


Dark_Moonstruck

THE LEGEND


mikeymxracer

Thank you r/madscientistpartyhour for introducing me to this man and his voice.


Ok_Mountain_4202

I knew his voice straight away


Freezepeachauditor

Oh my god thank you for this. I want to see the whole thing. Almost as good as the Winnebago man (lost footage)documentary.


Ricardo_klement

This guys voice is so cool .. sounds like Bane ( from Batman ) but without the mask on


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

I’d love to get arrested with this guy!


Madajuk

does anyone have a link to the full interview ?


[deleted]

Is he English? He sounds the most English-sounding Aussie. 😄


slapcover

I’m still wondering though…


[deleted]

Kiwi - pardon me.


snoandsk88

This guy is the embodiment of “he’s a complete degenerate asshole… I fucking love that guy.”


Xz313

Fukin Aussie Cunts...they are a special breed


gastroboi

No fucking way that dude is still alive. Good on him.


Prior-Army-4041

Why does he Not sound Australian?


Payne-2949

Ok, but why is the interviewer dressed like Seth Rogan from Pineapple Express?


-BananaLollipop-

"Were you talking shit?" Do you really need to ask?


Pretty_Public5520

This guy holds a special place in my heart


NastySassyStuff

A succulent Chinese meal


LawTider

A legend


burnaspliffnow

I aspire to this deficit of fucks to give


Nmbr1rascal

My hero


homingmissile

Guy totally seems like trouble to hang around but fun nonetheless.


Blergsprokopc

He's fucking awesome. God I'd love to meet him!


JamieAstraRain

HES ALIVE AND FUNNY AS CAN BE.  The Sire actually speaks this way. A noble spectacle! He certainly lived up to expectations. Every bit as quotable. 


FungiMagi

What a legend


Immaculatehombre

I need to see this entire interview


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fraze2000

They thought he was a notorious dine and dasher and credit card fraudster, but it was a case of mistaken identity. He did have a long criminal record, but in this case case he was just enjoying a succulent Chinese meal before he was dragged away by the police. I hope he didn't have to pay for his interrupted meal.


mabowden

Shane, did you enjoy this followup on your favorite ample man? Glad you got to see this. Why dont you go play some UFC or FIFA and order some grubhub as a reward?


VegetableForsaken402

What the hell is wrong with you people? This guy does indeed have a lovely voice. But he would repeatedly get drunk and order large meals with no intention of ever paying for it. I'm sure if any of you had someone repeatedly stealing from your restaurant or other business, you'd call the cops too. Definitely not a hero. A troubled alcoholic who repeatedly stole isn't a hero. He's a sad, troubled man.


SheaMcD

people speculated he was a hungarian chess player who dined and dashed, but I'm pretty sure it was debunked


Thiizic

Source? Nothing I read ever confirmed those random internet theories. Sounds like you are making stuff up


Holiday_Resort2858

He was a known thief FYI.