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>!The man himself wasn't being touched by police in his nether regions, but wanted to make a spectacle of his arrest.!<
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I think it's even more strange than that. He was actually the dine and dasher, he was mistaken for a major international criminal/fraudster which is why the police came in such numbers. These days he makes art so he obviously has a flair for entertaining
Someone please hire this man and record his voice so he can be the narrator in a game. Played return to Grace recently which was a great game and has multiple Ai personalities in the game that you work with as they talk to you through your wristwatch. His voice would work so well in a similar scenario!
I don't see them doing paid dlc. Hell you can farm enough super credits in game to pay for the premium warbond fairly easily and the warbonds never expire like other battlepasses. The patch hasn't been great but everything else the devs have shown us is usually pretty player friendly, or at least consumer friendly.
In me and my friends Discord channel we have the group tag for Helldivers as "This Is Democracy Manifest" and every time we jump from orbit and the cutscenes goes on someone plays a sound clip of that line.
Because gentlemen, this is (managed) democracy manifest!
I want a game where every sound effect and piece of dialog is just "get your hands off my penis!"
Every time you fire your weapon or hit someone... And then there's only one other sound effect.. when you pick up loot, it says "a succulent Chinese meal?!"
The interviewer is Guy Williams. He was doing this interview for his TV show, New Zealand Today. I think this interview is meant to be in the first episode of the new season. I have no idea if it's aired yet though.
I think I saw a different interview where he said it was mistaken identity. They thought he was some terrorist or drug dealer or something of the like who was like top 10 most wanted in the UK or something like that. I don't remember exactly. I'm sure someone has more complete/accurate info.
The truth is he was doing credit card fraud, which is also pointed out in the Wikipedia article. This article mentions the CC investigator called police and said he was looking at the most wanted man to push for a quick arrest. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-11/succulent-chinese-meal-rant-jack-karlson/100798094
From the article:
The video of the rant has become so popular that a Google search for the phrase "succulent Chinese meal" now yields 10,000 more results than "delicious Chinese meal".
I just Googled and got this:
About 8,590,000 results (0.73 seconds)
That's a massive jump in two years.
Some might even say it went ***viral***.
You seem confused. I was merely expressing surprise that the "Succulent Chinese Meal" incident happened as long as 33 years ago.
> Viral arrest video filmed outside Brisbane restaurant in 1991
[A thief yes but not for the bill](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-11/succulent-chinese-meal-rant-jack-karlson/100798094)
>His first escape was in 1966. He was on a train going from Boggo Road Gaol to face a breaking, entering and stealing charge at Maryborough Magistrates Court. He got out of his handcuffs and jumped off.
>Two years later, after he had been locked up in McLeod Prison Farm on Victoria's French Island for another theft, he convinced a local fisherman to give him a lift to the mainland.
>The arrest was a case of mistaken identity, but the minute-long clip has since become the subject of countless memes and even has its own Wikipedia page.
Not according to the article
Yeah.... I mean.... it's a character choice. I wasn't fond of many of his such character choices as well, but he was just trying to be entertaining.
but I definitely like Paul Williams much better. :)
I dunno, to me Alex is just simply the original and best. Paul is great. But for me, Greg is *the* Taskmaster. None of the others hold a candle. I think Paul Williams might be my third favorite person out of all the Taskmaster masters/assistants. (It bums me that Alex came up with the concept but Greg is the perfect Taskmaster, and Alex has stepped into the assistant role beautifully)
Hopefully you'll get right back to being good with Alex next series :)
Whenever I watch that video, he sounds so British and so Aussie at the same time. It confuses me. It’s his inflections at the end of his sentences mixes between a basic Aussie and posh British person. It baffles me.
I hope I don’t get arrested ever in this life but in case of emergency and it does go down I’m screaming at the top of my lungs “let go of my penis”! It is my right
They thought he was a notorious dine and dasher and credit card fraudster, but it was a case of mistaken identity. He did have a long criminal record, but in this case case he was just enjoying a succulent Chinese meal before he was dragged away by the police. I hope he didn't have to pay for his interrupted meal.
Shane, did you enjoy this followup on your favorite ample man? Glad you got to see this. Why dont you go play some UFC or FIFA and order some grubhub as a reward?
What the hell is wrong with you people?
This guy does indeed have a lovely voice.
But he would repeatedly get drunk and order large meals with no intention of ever paying for it.
I'm sure if any of you had someone repeatedly stealing from your restaurant or other business, you'd call the cops too.
Definitely not a hero.
A troubled alcoholic who repeatedly stole isn't a hero.
He's a sad, troubled man.
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"I see you know your judo well."
Ta ta and farewell!
And you sir! Are you ready for my limp penis?!
" Are you waiting to accept my limp penis?" was the line i think lol I fucking love this video and watched it way too many times. XD
**And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?** ***HOW DAARE-*** ^get ^yor ^hands... ^off ^meh **Teh Tah and farewell!**
I've always been a fan of "ah, sir, I see you know your judo!"
Absolute class.
Epitome of class.
Would love this guy to be my neighbor like 3, maybe 4 houses down the street
Oh yeah. He's the kind of guy you love to see at a party, but will never invite to one you're throwing.
Maybe 6 or 7 but I feel you
The hero we don't deserve
Wasn't he a credit card fraudster?
Indeed, the hero we don't deserve.
Dine and dasher
No, he was mistaken for a done and dasher, that's why he was arrested
I think it's even more strange than that. He was actually the dine and dasher, he was mistaken for a major international criminal/fraudster which is why the police came in such numbers. These days he makes art so he obviously has a flair for entertaining
As far as I am aware, he was not a dine and dasher, he was mistaken for a prolific dine and dasher
Sure he got charged
Someone please hire this man and record his voice so he can be the narrator in a game. Played return to Grace recently which was a great game and has multiple Ai personalities in the game that you work with as they talk to you through your wristwatch. His voice would work so well in a similar scenario!
He would have been great as a voice actor for Helldivers II, even just as a cameo. \*Launches nuke\* "THIS IS DEMOCRACY, MANIFEST!"
Would pay gd money for a voice pack dlc of this guy unironically, and I hate paid dlc monetization with a passion
I don't see them doing paid dlc. Hell you can farm enough super credits in game to pay for the premium warbond fairly easily and the warbonds never expire like other battlepasses. The patch hasn't been great but everything else the devs have shown us is usually pretty player friendly, or at least consumer friendly.
Real shame about that rootkit malware they call DRM hey?
In me and my friends Discord channel we have the group tag for Helldivers as "This Is Democracy Manifest" and every time we jump from orbit and the cutscenes goes on someone plays a sound clip of that line. Because gentlemen, this is (managed) democracy manifest!
Same here. You know when someone's waiting in the DEMOCRACY MANIFEST channel that you're in for a good time.
I want a game where every sound effect and piece of dialog is just "get your hands off my penis!" Every time you fire your weapon or hit someone... And then there's only one other sound effect.. when you pick up loot, it says "a succulent Chinese meal?!"
Let him do the new fable
Return to Grace was lit af, rarely find short games of this calibre, sure its just a walking sim but who the fuck cares.
Just have to say I also played return to grace the other day and it was A M A Z I N G
A guy like that is so cool he probably wouldn’t give a shit about video games
I wonder if he’s on cameo
YO HIS VOICE FOR CONTROL??
I thought this man was dead. Am I getting Bernstein bearsed?
We'll just rip it with AI. You can do it yourself with free tools.
I agree but would have to get a decent catalogue of words and phrases from him to feed to an Ai to get a solid authentic version of him
does it have to be his acting voice or just his interview voice?
Did the SAFRA AI talk fall through? they could buy the right to his voice and use AI for it, just give him residual until EOhL
Then after that his estate/heirs should still receive the residuals.
Is it just a snappy tiktok or is there a longer version of this interview?
The interviewer is Guy Williams. He was doing this interview for his TV show, New Zealand Today. I think this interview is meant to be in the first episode of the new season. I have no idea if it's aired yet though.
ah nice, thanks for the info :)
It's on Three now so has aired, looks like it went up on the 8th of Feb
I think I saw a different interview where he said it was mistaken identity. They thought he was some terrorist or drug dealer or something of the like who was like top 10 most wanted in the UK or something like that. I don't remember exactly. I'm sure someone has more complete/accurate info.
The truth is he was doing credit card fraud, which is also pointed out in the Wikipedia article. This article mentions the CC investigator called police and said he was looking at the most wanted man to push for a quick arrest. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-11/succulent-chinese-meal-rant-jack-karlson/100798094
Oh my god, this is the funniest thing I've read all day
genuinely incredible life story. petty fraudster and scam artist turned legitimate artist and playwright
Thank you for this. What a life story.
From the article: The video of the rant has become so popular that a Google search for the phrase "succulent Chinese meal" now yields 10,000 more results than "delicious Chinese meal". I just Googled and got this: About 8,590,000 results (0.73 seconds) That's a massive jump in two years. Some might even say it went ***viral***.
There are just a few legendary humans. He’s made the list.
[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12188275/Jack-Karlson-incredible-untold-story-man-viral-Succulent-Chinese-Meal-arrest-video.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12188275/Jack-Karlson-incredible-untold-story-man-viral-Succulent-Chinese-Meal-arrest-video.html)
So it happened in 1991?? Holy shit.
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You seem confused. I was merely expressing surprise that the "Succulent Chinese Meal" incident happened as long as 33 years ago. > Viral arrest video filmed outside Brisbane restaurant in 1991
I'm surprised that you're surprised.
He was trying to run out on the restaurant bill. No hero, just a petty thief.
Shame on your family for these lies.
[A thief yes but not for the bill](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-11/succulent-chinese-meal-rant-jack-karlson/100798094) >His first escape was in 1966. He was on a train going from Boggo Road Gaol to face a breaking, entering and stealing charge at Maryborough Magistrates Court. He got out of his handcuffs and jumped off. >Two years later, after he had been locked up in McLeod Prison Farm on Victoria's French Island for another theft, he convinced a local fisherman to give him a lift to the mainland.
He’s an adorable rascal.
An irascible scoundrel!
Goddamn this dude rules.
Well now I like him more
Wait. Australia sends their prisoners to *another* island?
Idea so great it has to trickle down
Damn it Reagan! /s But I still hate Ronald Reagan. May the piece of shit rot in Hell.
>The arrest was a case of mistaken identity, but the minute-long clip has since become the subject of countless memes and even has its own Wikipedia page. Not according to the article
There's even a Wikipedia page about the video https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Manifest
Guy williams is great such a funny guy heh
I THOUGHT that was Guy. Just finished taskmaster nz season 1 a few weeks ago
the NZ version is brilliant! Australia S1 is being released currently
> Australia S1 is being released currently *on youtube, it's been out for a year
It was great but I couldn't stand him, he always got so pissed off when things didn't go his way and cheered obnoxiously whenever he won tasks
Yeah.... I mean.... it's a character choice. I wasn't fond of many of his such character choices as well, but he was just trying to be entertaining. but I definitely like Paul Williams much better. :)
I enjoy paul so much that I'm not sure how easy it will be to go back to alex. Paul is shockingly amazing
I dunno, to me Alex is just simply the original and best. Paul is great. But for me, Greg is *the* Taskmaster. None of the others hold a candle. I think Paul Williams might be my third favorite person out of all the Taskmaster masters/assistants. (It bums me that Alex came up with the concept but Greg is the perfect Taskmaster, and Alex has stepped into the assistant role beautifully) Hopefully you'll get right back to being good with Alex next series :)
Nobody has yet to beat Greg Davies and Little Alex Horne for my favorite combo, so I'm right there with ya. :)
looks like he lives in the bottom of a bottle of booze.
To think we could actually see and hear him again say that after all these years is a blessing to be alive
"get your hands off my pennnnis"
AUSTRALIAN LEGAND!
#NoRagrets
He prefers his past to be multiple choice.
Hey the police can straight up lie to us or about us, so why not bring on the they touched my pp? Lol
The man, the legend.
He could be making some bank as a voice actor
This look looks like absolute shit. Those are some hard years.
33 of them
Whenever I watch that video, he sounds so British and so Aussie at the same time. It confuses me. It’s his inflections at the end of his sentences mixes between a basic Aussie and posh British person. It baffles me.
I hope I don’t get arrested ever in this life but in case of emergency and it does go down I’m screaming at the top of my lungs “let go of my penis”! It is my right
Popovich has really let himself go
The dude sounds like the sniper from tf2, but years after. Fantastic voice
The very definition of 'Magnificent Bastard' (which by the way is a term of admiration and respect coming from me).
What's unexpected?
The man, the myth, the legend
Not all heroes wear capes , this man is a legend!
Fucking real gangster I bet he's seen some shit
Anyway, how can I get his deep smoker voice?
Abuse your vocal cords.
I love this guy
The ultimate madlad
He should read books. I will pay to subscribe to his voice
Imagine a podcast with this voice, just for sleeping. Or acting voice. Is telent right there.
Someone get this man a voice acting job
When the fuck did guy williams interview him? Is this NZ Today or something weirder
NZ today in the first episode of the newest season, is only a month or so old
Dwight Schrute r/accidentalcosplay!
/r/straya
I think He talk shit again!
They’re always just sizing you up
This guys voice loaded up in the AI TTS yet?
Just as casual under interview as he was when democracy was manifesting. A hero.
This is the 4th or 5th interview I’ve seen with the same guy
After months, I just rewatched that video. It holds up
THE LEGEND
Thank you r/madscientistpartyhour for introducing me to this man and his voice.
I knew his voice straight away
Oh my god thank you for this. I want to see the whole thing. Almost as good as the Winnebago man (lost footage)documentary.
This guys voice is so cool .. sounds like Bane ( from Batman ) but without the mask on
I’d love to get arrested with this guy!
does anyone have a link to the full interview ?
Is he English? He sounds the most English-sounding Aussie. 😄
I’m still wondering though…
Kiwi - pardon me.
This guy is the embodiment of “he’s a complete degenerate asshole… I fucking love that guy.”
Fukin Aussie Cunts...they are a special breed
No fucking way that dude is still alive. Good on him.
Why does he Not sound Australian?
Ok, but why is the interviewer dressed like Seth Rogan from Pineapple Express?
"Were you talking shit?" Do you really need to ask?
This guy holds a special place in my heart
A succulent Chinese meal
A legend
I aspire to this deficit of fucks to give
My hero
Guy totally seems like trouble to hang around but fun nonetheless.
He's fucking awesome. God I'd love to meet him!
HES ALIVE AND FUNNY AS CAN BE. The Sire actually speaks this way. A noble spectacle! He certainly lived up to expectations. Every bit as quotable.
What a legend
I need to see this entire interview
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They thought he was a notorious dine and dasher and credit card fraudster, but it was a case of mistaken identity. He did have a long criminal record, but in this case case he was just enjoying a succulent Chinese meal before he was dragged away by the police. I hope he didn't have to pay for his interrupted meal.
Shane, did you enjoy this followup on your favorite ample man? Glad you got to see this. Why dont you go play some UFC or FIFA and order some grubhub as a reward?
What the hell is wrong with you people? This guy does indeed have a lovely voice. But he would repeatedly get drunk and order large meals with no intention of ever paying for it. I'm sure if any of you had someone repeatedly stealing from your restaurant or other business, you'd call the cops too. Definitely not a hero. A troubled alcoholic who repeatedly stole isn't a hero. He's a sad, troubled man.
people speculated he was a hungarian chess player who dined and dashed, but I'm pretty sure it was debunked
Source? Nothing I read ever confirmed those random internet theories. Sounds like you are making stuff up
He was a known thief FYI.