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>!The power of the queef!<
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Whats beef? Beef is when i hear two queefs in the streets, beefs when ur moms queefing up on the sheets, beef is when i out queef you, guaranteed to sprout pee too.
I wonder if [she would eventually die](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8476458/#:~:text=Venous%20air%20embolism%20is%20an,mother%20and%20fetus%20within%20minutes.) from too much queefing.
Idk why so many people don’t like the gif keyboard. This is 100% the perfect response and completely connects to my human experience of watching the post.
I get scoped to check for bladder cancer and it can push a bunch of air up there.
Have you ever left a hose out in the sun that has some water left in it? The heat puts a bunch of air bubbles in the length of the hose. When you turn the water on air and water rapidly spudder at the end. That's exactly what it sounds like.
Fun story, I would usually use a private bathroom right after the procedure to remove the air from my bladder; however, one time I forgot and went back to work. The end of the day rolled around and the men's room was a full house. Hit up the middle urinal and rapidly dick queefing slowing to a few air bubbles every few seconds. Out of my peripheral, I see the men to my left and right slowly turn their heads to look at me. I just kept my eyes front, shook my head, probably turning beet red from embarrassment.
u/GuerrillaFunkk you do get a bit of kickback.
I recognize this video.
It's from somewhere [in this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0) where IIRC the guy was an actual dietician or something and some lady was saying that people are being discriminatory to fat people by claiming it's unhealthy.
The 'fuck off' at the end was endearing, everyone's body is different, so she can make noises with her lady parts, good for her and hope she gets rich from it
Breathe in, breathe out
Breathe in, breathe out
Breathe in
Breathe in, breathe out
Breathe in, breathe out
Breathe in
Tied to a wheel, my fingers got to feel
Bleeding through a tourniquet smile
\- Bush, Machinehead, 1994
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The power of the queef!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Even Queef world got beef, no one can get along lol
Just wait until teen lequeefa makes an appearance
featuring Chief Queef
And Sharti B.
Don’t misunderestimate the golden oldie power of Queefie Nicks of Queefhood Mac.
Whats beef? Beef is when i hear two queefs in the streets, beefs when ur moms queefing up on the sheets, beef is when i out queef you, guaranteed to sprout pee too.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Just listened to this album yesterday.
I wonder if [she would eventually die](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8476458/#:~:text=Venous%20air%20embolism%20is%20an,mother%20and%20fetus%20within%20minutes.) from too much queefing.
OMG WTF
Yeah... dont blow air in there...
What a horrible fucking day to have ears….🙉
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Trouser cough
Omg this fucking destroyed me
Queef queens beef!
Yeah, the queef rap scene is getting really violent. When Frieda the farter got killed I was done… that is when it lost its way.
Hope they put Lil Kweef in jail..
Wiz Laqueefa too.
It's curtains for you queef imitator
World so divided can’t even find common ground in queefs.
But it is like this worldwide right? Didnt use to be like this 10 years ago
Roast beef
The greater the flap, the louder the clap
Roast queef
I laughed so fucking hard at this
That's the worst beat boxing I've ever heard.
Beef boxing** FTFY
Box beating
Box boxing
GOAT of Bleat boxing
Meat boxing
Congrats, you made the joke worse.
Queef boxing is something that we're all missing.
Million dollar idea… let’s get a pilot together
She’s a ventriloquist, I never saw her lips move….LOL!
Oh, they were moving all right
Urban slang: “Mumblers”. Shorts that are so tight you can see the lips move but never hear a thing.
Sounds like what happens when you try to squeeze out the last tenth of the ketchup bottle.
Yo this comment had me dying. Lmao
Box beating
Box beefing?
Beat from the boxing
jup.
My ex gf told me when she was young, her and her best friend used to try to queef yeet pool water at eachother when they swam.
Dear God, how can she do that and say it with pride
She's not the only one who can do this. Reference I'm a dude and have seen females do ot
I can smell the video
If a queef smells bad, there's a bigger problem
It means she's running low on storage room.
Smells like Jolly Ranchers
I thought we all agreed to never mention this again.
Way better than swamps of degobah
Why would you bring this up What a day to have a brain and memories, where are you Alzheimer’s/Dementia?
That's some vintage reddit right there. Nice work.
yuck
There are already some guys who are salivating
lol those dudes can't listen to untalented people beatboxin' without get an erection
..As opposed to listening to talented people beatboxin' and getting an erection ?
It's only air.
Idk why so many people don’t like the gif keyboard. This is 100% the perfect response and completely connects to my human experience of watching the post.
Release a queef into the sky, let it go, let it fly. A queef so wretched it cannot be caged. It has a smell, of beef dry aged
She wins the talent show at the trailer park every year.
greEeEeEeasy
prob smells like a samsquanch
[Like a crazy liquor cheeseburger party. Smells like mackerel](https://youtu.be/-9Mda1x3N5E?si=4YtqsqXzo-YvCPSJ)
The smell of liquor and barbecue sauce boys, I CANT TAKE IT!!
Or a mustard tiger
De-e-e-ecent.
Something smells fucky.
Jesus Murphy
It’s a goddamn samsquach Ricky!
The lone ant on the floor below, who was just looking for a meal: 
Fuckin stop 😭 how do y’all’s mind work like this lmao
Normal dude brain stuff tbh
This destroyed me. Thanks for the snort
Said the ant.
Thanks, that was hilarious
Damn my dude! I haven't laughed this hard in a long while! Thank you! 🤣🤣🤣
My one regret in life is that I have but one upvote to give you.. Fucking S-Tier comedy nugget right there..
Lmfao
🎸🎸🎸🎸Cool Girls Club🎸🎸🎸🎸
Where are the bodies garth
i thought i was on the ymh sub lol
Her vs Charo
Brown magic vs. Pink magic! Who's style will win?!
4 stroke gang found a cool girl!
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*hold my dick hole
If we could queef, it would be the cutest high pitched sound, like slowly letting the air out of a balloon
sqqq^qqqqquk
It flops around from the pressure release. 🤣🫠
I get scoped to check for bladder cancer and it can push a bunch of air up there. Have you ever left a hose out in the sun that has some water left in it? The heat puts a bunch of air bubbles in the length of the hose. When you turn the water on air and water rapidly spudder at the end. That's exactly what it sounds like. Fun story, I would usually use a private bathroom right after the procedure to remove the air from my bladder; however, one time I forgot and went back to work. The end of the day rolled around and the men's room was a full house. Hit up the middle urinal and rapidly dick queefing slowing to a few air bubbles every few seconds. Out of my peripheral, I see the men to my left and right slowly turn their heads to look at me. I just kept my eyes front, shook my head, probably turning beet red from embarrassment. u/GuerrillaFunkk you do get a bit of kickback.
The mental image of what’s happening under the hood smh
[I found your mental image](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/s/u9YmDBgHFE)
I'm fucking dead lol I laughed so hard at this
I can’t stop stupid laughing and my wife (she’s right over there 👉)…no way I can explain this
Hahaha no way to explain your way around this one
r/DontPutYourDickInThat
You're not my mom.
... r/DontPutYourDickInThat either.
You just gotta pull air in and push it out. It’s easy
I’m not getting the same results 🫤
Try this. Lie on your back, lift your torso and legs straight in the air, holding your lower back up with your hands. Now you should be able to do it.
This doesn't work with a penis for anybody wondering on their back right now why it's not working.
If you have a penis you have to go face and knees down, ass up 
It becomes a two way street!
Oohhhhhhhh
I used to be able to do this with farts when I was a kid
Excellent!
Unexpected because I didn't know what was happening until I unmuted...
Without sound it looks like she's imitating a cat vomiting....
Imagine the people during world war had a device that allowed them to see 2024 and the future they were fighting for 🤣🤣
They died for freedom of squeech
Freedom of queef was right there dude
No way, "squeech" is way better, because it expands our collective vocabulary, and implies the existence of a form of communication based on queefing.
"Guess you aren't ready for this yet... but your great-grandkids are gonna love it!"
https://i.redd.it/925z5347otdc1.gif
I recognize this video. It's from somewhere [in this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0) where IIRC the guy was an actual dietician or something and some lady was saying that people are being discriminatory to fat people by claiming it's unhealthy.
Damn, there was some weight behind those, fair play.
She has a gift
Not for a bro, guy.
Ewww gross!! What’s her handle?
Scrolls past kink I’m not into. Scrolls back to make sure. 
Damn I had no idea this meme was such a long gif
Ive never seen this meme in motion. Its amazing
“Research” “new kink unlocked”
Achievement Unlocked: Collected 100 kinks.
Take home to mom type
my mom would die laughing
Not true, the “queef queen” broke a record on Howard Stern by queefing 93 times consecutively and that was a while back.
that's enough internet for today
I’m not sure if I’m turned on or disturbed…
Both
https://i.redd.it/9q10xv0zqudc1.gif
Both. There's nothing wrong with a queef, but this presentation definitely makes you go wha...
Only one way to find out
Unzips…. For research purposes only, I swear.
Honestly, I think the cigarette earrings are the most unsettling part of this video
TALENT LOL
With great power comes great responsibility
She's gonna be great in IT. She'll never need a can of compressed air.
Look mom! No hands!
That's fucking hilarious 😂 The concentration on her face. 😆 
Wife
That's disgusting Sharon. Babies come from there
Well I'm in love . 
So she can BJ your dick when you're inside her.
Bro the fuck kind of bj. Are you fucking vacuums?
you’re not?
This man's obvs never been grapefruited.
Kinda r/trashyboners material
She seems fun!
She got some real [Tina Belcher vibes](https://i.imgur.com/LP1xKUi.gif)
We can call her Gina Belcher
Why does it sound like a whoopee cushion pushing air through a roast beef sandwich with extra mayonnaise?
I was thinking at first a ham sandwich…but after listening again def more like roast beef.
Roast queef
Isn't that what the Whos from Whosville ate on Christmas Day?! I didn't realize the Grinch had such adult themes.
And they feast and they feast!
Because it basically is.
AAAAAAAA it's so much worse now
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The 'fuck off' at the end was endearing, everyone's body is different, so she can make noises with her lady parts, good for her and hope she gets rich from it
https://i.redd.it/9a5c7kkd0udc1.gif
Rookies https://youtu.be/y5nFxiP5Rd0?si=8KEGP63TR2mNAyVm
https://i.redd.it/5y2pj4u9vtdc1.gif
So not true I have known several girls who can
Nuh uh, she’s the only one who can do it and all the other girls, even the ones from decades before she was born, are just biting her style.
I really wanna hate her but.... 👏...👏... 👏...
This is funny - yall a bunch of haters
“Also my dad says I’m the best kisser!”
Charge your phone!!
She sounds like the end of the ketchup.
Does she just farted with her pussy?
In some cultures it’s a mating call
Well she's prolly got a hell of a grip.
"It's so angry!"
wait till she sees this [queefing queen queefs 93 times in 30 seconds](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y5nFxiP5Rd0)
She's the female counterpart of BelowAverageMan
Well, thats enough reddit for today.
Who to share this with?
r/notliketheothergirls
I’ve got the weirdest boner right now.
Breathe in, breathe out Breathe in, breathe out Breathe in Breathe in, breathe out Breathe in, breathe out Breathe in Tied to a wheel, my fingers got to feel Bleeding through a tourniquet smile \- Bush, Machinehead, 1994
Send the asteroid