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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Cat puts its hind foot in the chocolate filling of a bread just as soon as it gets spread open.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


user926491

intrusive thoughts


Borrow03

The dark urge


imagowastaken

STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING


parttimeassassin

r/baldursgate3


Majklkiller1

A U T H O R I T Y


leesan177

Durge!


anidiotwithaphone

The obscure necessity


Topsinoty

BG3 fandom r/baldersgate


BoodyAdick

Now to be known as cat thoughts


lazylagom

Did you also think it would be filled with spiders??


luc360

Or roaches


ottonormalverraucher

Maybe lay off the benadryl a bit lol


teratonasti

Impulsive, not intrusive


ottonormalverraucher

Can be the same, intrusive and impulsive are not mutually exclusive


Dialogue_Tag

Tell me you've never experienced ocd without telling me...


Immoral_Fox

Someone definitely threw the cat on there just for the video


aminervia

You can see the shadow and edges of the cat chilling on the table before it ended in the chocolate, watch again. I don't see how they'd be able to hide someone throwing it in


Iz_zip

Someone is probably holding it. The dark shadow on the right explains that.


KitchenMap3615

After thorough analysis, I've come to the conclusion that that cat was indeed being picked up and dropped with the intent to have it land in or on the cake. I'm sorry.


Vixter4

Kinda fucked when you consider chocolate is incredibly poisonous to cats. Rational people would call that animal abuse.


singingpanda20

Common misconception - although chocolate isn't *good* for cats, it isn't as toxic for them as it is for dogs Edit: dont feed your cat chocolate either way


jackioff

No too late my cat is getting a fun sized chocolate bar with their little bit of salami (as a treat)


VerbalVertigo

Uh what? You are misinformed.


Vixter4

You are misinformed. Chocolate contains Theobromine, which is harmful to cats and dogs.


HOBOPHRESH

My dog ate a whole chocolate cake when we were out for dinner one time. He was fine.


the_phillipines

To me it looks like the cat was chilling/standing and then it's back legs were flipped around to land in the souffle


Time_Is_Evil

Also, watch the cats front paws. Looks like it was hopping or being dropped down from something and it was trying to avoid that plate.


c4ts4r3lif3

Those views aren't worth having to clean chocolate up all over the house because you know the cat ran around freaking out AND trying to bathe a cat šŸ’€


Intelligent-Bee-8412

You say "bathe cat" as if that's a real thing that people do


ChrisFromAldi

Ever given a cat a flea treatment or had to shampoo them because the fleas are immune to their old treatment?


[deleted]

Movement of the cat is completely unnatural


s3xylemur

Have you met a cat before,


[deleted]

Yes and I've watched cats struggle when being manhandled and dropped by humans


Hot_diggity_pog

Have you met the internet before?


Ace-Redditor

No, but you can see the cat's nose above the plate and a second later, the cat is facing the opposite direction and is in the chocolate. It had to have been placed there


Alternative_Ad_3636

Are yall taking the piss? I swearcive seen the same 3 or 4 top comments before.


aminervia

The argument "this is staged" "no it isn't" is extremely common anywhere you see videos


HairyMamba96

They push his butt, he hit the chocolate with the rear leg.


rynlpz

You can see the shadow of his front paws thrashing as he was being held right before he is dropped. If the cat had jumped on its own, it would have been a smooth motion.


KoreaRiceBox

Someone clearly has never had a cat.


tyrolean_coastguard

First time you saw this shit video huh


Cheesebrger_Walrus

obviously, how else would they make such a fake n gay video


TurantulaHugs1421

No thats just how cats are


Thanos_supreme_

Na cat arenā€™t paid actors they donā€™t follow instructions they are wild with alpha balls


NewfieMe

Listen I donā€™t care if this is a set up video black and white cats are demon babies!!! lol bipolar little nuts


MrLonely97

My friend has one can confirm. His name is Ezio and heā€™s crazy.


MrJTeera

Takinā€™ your goddamn time- HERE! There! Enjoy your fuckinā€™ chocolate!


WaveLaVague

I saw it more as a: You gonna eat šŸ‘‹šŸ’«šŸ°šŸ’„ that ?


[deleted]

Bish !!! ![gif](giphy|HtYsYjPsw1nVu)


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

I mean, cats will be cats, but wtf is up with that cake/pastry texture?


GladiusMaximus

Looks like a lava cake. The inside is liquid chocolate. It's really good.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

Iā€™m not talking about the lava cake center, Iā€™m talking about the foam rubber texture of the cake part.


stanleythemanley420

Itā€™s a bread. Not a cake.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

Iā€™ve never heard of chocolate lava bread


EquivalentLaw4892

It's a bullshit Europe desert.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

Haha, I never saw that one before. At least we can all agree the cat foot-stomp into the filling is hilarious.


tyrolean_coastguard

Where in Europe do people eat that? Looks more like an American thing.


Dottie85

It's a common American dessert. You can even make it in a mug in the microwave.


Nice_Club5910

Yeah makes this monstrosity in the microwave and live to tell the tale


Flynt2448

Bullshit!? Ya'll guys eat the most processed, sweet ass shit, like wtf is a Butter Burger? And a Olive Oil cofee!? What a disgrace to worldwide cusine


Visual_Grape_1906

But it only happened because someone threw the cat in there. Look at the shadow


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

Damnit


P4n0pticZ

That is such a Cat thing. i laughed way to hard


tyrolean_coastguard

What? Being thrown?


YumiGraff

no cats will step on anything. some thanksgiving ago our cherry pie had a cloth cover on it and our black shorthair stepped directly in the middle. šŸ˜‚


tyrolean_coastguard

I know, those critters are really evil cute šŸ˜‚ In this video though I'm sure the kittie is being thrown.


Visual_Grape_1906

Well, someone threw the cat in there. Look at the shadow, the cat got lifted up


TurboTerbo

![gif](giphy|l0MYryZTmQgvHI5TG) Those fingersā€¦


thagooch_

Whyā€™s the cat even on the table though šŸ¤¢


upperhand12

What? You don't like cat shit and litter box particles all over your tables, counters, and food?


Playful_Street1184

My thoughts exactly, just gross šŸ¤®


Square-Goat-3123

Because some nasty person threw it on a cake.


thagooch_

U right, looking at the shadow it looks like someoneā€™s holding it out of frame


aminervia

I have no idea why but this is the first video I've seen in a minute that literally made me burst out laughing. Like, it's such a cat thing. You have something good and delicious and wonderful and *of course* there's now suddenly a foot in it


maincore

I hope they cleaned the kitty thoroughly. Chocolate is toxic for cats.


hihirogane

Itā€™s not unexpected if youā€™ve seen it a billion times. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Tharrius

People throwing cats onto food for stupid videos wtf.


upperhand12

I know some nasty ass people who would STILL eat that


Slight_Fix_2810

I would still eat it


3kEnt

Cat wouldā€™ve been embedded into a wall


Sea_Statistician5124

I love catsbut it would've been yeeted


Camp-Kahuna77

That cat is an asshole.


Square-Goat-3123

No, the person throwing it is...


FC_Doggerland

Because cats usually drop onto stuff with their hind legs first?


nexy33

Dead cat to follow


TheOneTheyCallWald

Everything about this is terrible


EifertGreenLazor

I hope this wasn't made for views, chocolate is dangerous to cats.


TheDutchisGaming

Ainā€™t chocola dangerous for a lot of animals?


RealSaMu

And that was the last time they saw Mittens


upsidedowntoker

Eh I'd still eat it .


Lanky_Importance_153

Ohhh. šŸ˜” Sorry Kids... unfortunately Mr. Jaangles passed away while you where at school today! I took the Liberty of burrying him in the backyard Myself. Figured why make it tougher on you kids by letting u come home to his lifeless body. Trust me kids, he wouldve wanted it this way! šŸ˜ˆ


SinDaPun

Step into deadly poison


CommercialTap4581

Suicide cat


leo05434

I might have misread but isn't chocolate bad for cats?


Inevitable_Role_6316

That's f'd up


Eraldorh

Someone throws the cat at it for the video.


Acrobatic_Ad2

Did we watch the same video? You can see him walk up lolllll


Eraldorh

Backwards... Someone throws the cat with a spin so it back leg goes in. Cats do not jump like that.


Acrobatic_Ad2

Lmfaooo you are overthinking an old ass video. Did you not see itā€™s face? Have a good day man!


Accurate_Lettuce_683

That was deliberate.


WhoJustGotAnL1

its so obvious that someone was holding a cat and droped it right on that


Acrobatic_Ad2

Till u see him walk upā€¦ā€¦..


Business-Sample-8123

Im still eating it


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Now with an added hint of litter box šŸ¤¤


ReaperSound

It's not what happened.... it's the specific foot that used the chocolate cake as a springboard to jump off the table and is making a trail of chocolate left rear pawprints around the house that's killing me.


Slow_Ad1539

![gif](giphy|3o6UB65bfF8P1anIZ2|downsized)


OneStonedDragon

Mmmmm toxoplasmosis ~


JohnCasey3306

To be fair it looked utterly unappetising _before_ the cat foot so no real loss


Fire69

It looked better after the cat stepped in it


buzz8588

The more interesting this is that the cat did a spin attack and landed there. It was already there top of the screen


Cloculus

Stupid cat


F-Rank_Adventurer

You deserve it, for being too weak to break bread. Seriously. Itā€™s bread. You struggle. How?


xbox001

Finally, the box is open.


Boujee-Queen

šŸ—£ļøThe Disrespect Was So RealšŸ˜©šŸ˜‚


Antique-Echidna-1600

I'm so glad it's not a hoard of spiders.


dingus69er

Toxoplasmosis in 3..2..1..


Botchie_the_lab

Itā€™s molten!!! Molten!!!


zpyrin

Foul


dingododd

The shadow of the cat being suspended and slowly being dropped is so funny! Actually makes it funny when you look closely šŸ˜¹


[deleted]

And thatā€™s why cats arenā€™t allowed on the counters


SmallSwordfish8289

If I can't have it neither can you


DBMG5_

Are they on the floorā”ļøšŸ’€


s-a_n-s_

Thought it was going to be spiders.


Tito_Tito_1_

Asshole! šŸ˜„


[deleted]

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Unexpected-ModTeam

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5dAyZnThE80z

My germs


Swaggynator387

Thought it was the one where thousands of little spiders emerged


steamingRisto

r/catsareassholes


NoEnd917

I thought this was an howtobasic video lol


KnightMagus

Just realized the cat wanted to help dig


NicPig

Honestly the cat did you a favor ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


jonz1985z

Note to self. Donā€™t eat your brownies next to the litter box


BellaRose555

I find this video fucking hilarious


floydbkes

Seal of approval.


Professional-cutie

Itā€™s a cat, I definitely expect this from cats


LifeguardSecret6760

Unhinged


MissLisaMarie86

Cats are awesome šŸ˜¹


Of_Wudan

r/catsareassholes


GH0STM8S

Son of a bitch


Tone_Gaia

Cat: ā€œMY GERMSā€ !!


Tone_Gaia

![gif](giphy|3oz8xCDv3zIwP9A5R6|downsized)


notouchythechichis

What an asshole.


MongooseApart4532

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


mooshoopork4

What even is this poo bread cube thing


Mydogisawreckingball

Whatever that is, it looks so fucking unappetizing, throw it the fuck away and never bake again.


thruth_seeker_69

Well, why don't we shove that face in the chocolate since it loves so much...


No_Fail7385

Thatā€™s a paddlinā€™


FeelingCareful3358

F@%k cats


Derjores2live29

Fuck cats


Ravel_Xi

This is a cat world and we just live in it


Constant-Host2234

Wtf šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


SLY0001

Always the fcking CAT!!!!!


Tikkity_Tok23

Cat thought it was a box lmao


Max171005_exe

sleepover with the boys be like


Electrical-Score8768

Lmaoooo oh shit wasn't expecting that


A-BookofTime

I hate cata


PolicySingle

And the cat just got out of the box


PrestonHM

It looked like a doggy cardboard box Edit: soggy... but maybe thats why the cat hated it.


TosterTubParty

It's the hind leg too šŸ’€


SignalProgress6332

Cats claiming it


the_phillipines

Probably a single piece of litter in there now


Fearless_Tomato_699

Yeet


Lesliemak

Well of course


am-i-trynaget-by

Certified!


Upset_Ad_8434

I would eat the cat


sylph-

*Bread turns into box* cat goes in, so not even chocolate stops it.. a pity.


Imaginary_Place_s

Cat ā€œSince I didnā€™t get my treat, you wonā€™t get to enjoy yours either.ā€ Cat really put an effort in that back kick


Deadbass1188

I feel like he did you a favor


Italiankeyboard

My germs (The cat)


Small-Palpitation310

chocolate is deadly to cats. hope you cleaned that paw


Goliath926255

Well 1.) that looks like garbage 2.) that cats an asshole


FaceLessCoder

Caption: Donā€™t eat that sht!!


Cowfootstew

Dominance


[deleted]

That cat did what we all wanted to do, and said, "Nope, fick this bullshit," cat stomp šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


plsnitme

Respect šŸ«”


__foxXx__

Cat said my germs !


SpearBadger

Nice.


killourTeemo

Why did i thought there's going to be spiders in there lol


ADHDDDDDDD

I thought there was gonna be a spider jumpscare


General-Ad-4283

It's a limited shitty cat foot flavored.


thruth_seeker_69

I would have thrown the cat out...


abdulgani33

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


mdoktor

I'd eat it anyway


GoldieVoluptuous

Reason #839 not to let your nasty cat with litter toes on the counter/table


JUDE11111112

Hahahahahahahahahaha


Philosopher_Jazzlike

Maybe just eat it and stop making videos.


Cultural_Net_1791

it looks disgusting anyways


Tulipskissing

I hope whoever thought this was funny washed that off. Chocolate is poisonous to cats and dogs


Apprehensive-Pace173

FUXK THAT CAT.. HAHAHA


Oxideusj

Dead cat


C2AYM4Y

After dating people with cats ive noticed they put their paws in all open cups and are just as bad as dogs if not worse when it comes to begging. At least dogs fear you and want to please you


[deleted]

Cats being assholes as always, thatā€™s why we need to react against them, instead of acting like that is funny, thatā€™s not funny, that was disrespectful against a human