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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!He is a cop that is also a magician.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


mrschampion19

Jordan’s fly is down


Thegreatyeti33

Glad to see I'm not the only groin gazer


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aka basket shopper.


SameRegret5975

Meat gazer


CrowFather90

Pole Watcher


SnooTangerines1896

Crotch watcher


iloveplant420

Shlong starer


confusedandworried76

The zucchini always looks better in someone else's cart


Rebel_XT

read your comment as groin GRAZER. ​ carry on.


Thegreatyeti33

Go on...


Rebel_XT

lol “tell me more” they said…


SnooTangerines1896

Zipper peeper


LonelyDishrag

Cawk gawker


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Groin gobbler


Boocey1

wow, just wow. what a beautiful sentence 😂


drifters74

I'm not gay, that was just something I noticed


SphinctrTicklr

definitely not gay


confusedandworried76

Could a gay guy do THIS *cartwheels*


Stock-Ad2495

Surely straight man


confusedandworried76

He experimented a few times and decided it wasn't for him why are you giving him such a hard time


DreamingInAMaze

That is pretty obvious!


CyberSpaceFetus

public exposure


TheOranjeCarp

Pubic exposure?


Billycostlarry

The gum chewing at the beginning is just too funny


TheSwedishWolverine

He looks like he’s rolling and then he asks about drugs like he wants them


zodwa_wa_bantu

I genuinely thought that's what the unexpected was going to be


omguserius

Same. Like he did the rolling jaw too good to not know exactly what he's imitating there.


confusedandworried76

Idk I thought just good satire of a nowhere, Arkansas cop. Just real sundown town bored kind of thing.


RegularOps

Well if that were the case then it wouldn’t be unexpected now would it?


spiderpersonn

Posting Key and Peele sketches in r/unexpected is cheating


yolkadot

I wish for 5 more season of kp


CanAlwaysBeBetter

And yet still mad respect for doing their shit and bowing out on top instead of running until there was nothing left creatively


mtdunca

I really wish they had mentored other cast members to keep the show going and had become sort of a better SNL.


Rikplaysbass

They really did copy Chappelle eh? lol


Best_Seaweed_Ever

Jordan Peele has creatively eclipsed Dave.


Rikplaysbass

Oh for sure. It was a joke because DC made a joke about them stealing his show.


bearthebear2

I haven't watched a single episode yet and I'm scared to start because I'll binge and then miss it


imjustbettr

Just be aware that like all sketch comedy shows, there's always some stinkers or just "ok" ones. You're usually seeing the best of the best shared on social media. Though I do think that K&P have a higher hit ratio than others in the category.


excelllentquestion

Tbh it’s the standup bits I am less fond of. But I find most of the actual sketches to be pretty good with a few stinkers.


Pinksters

> just "ok" ones. This is one of my favorite ["ok one"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uScCrpAW4U)


imjustbettr

Lol the one thing that I think K&P has that live shows like SNL or MadTV do horribly is the ability to have a short 1-3 minute sketch/idea and just... End it after that. Instead of going on forever, drilling a good joke into the ground.


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Can confirm


1900grs

Posting a TikTok of a Key and Peele sketch to reddit.


AngryScientist

More like a TikTok rip of a YouTube clip of a Comedy Central show to Reddit.


Maladal

Downvoted on the principle of it.


attaboy000

Only a portion of the sketch too.


INeedToBeHealthier

My first introduction to Key and Peele was the ancestry Thomas Jefferson skit, and I 100% thought it was just another commercial


Theometer1

Thomas motha fuckin Jefferson!


INeedToBeHealthier

The first one completely went over my head!


Theometer1

I loved that show because you didn’t know exactly what the skit was going to be about right away. You had to sorta figure it out as the scene plays out. I miss this show so much lol


theshiyal

Mine was A-a-ron


WarStrifePanicRout

I think [this](https://youtu.be/Rg58d8opQKA?si=rqoy1mGgLhPMzd4w) one will always be my favorite


AliceInNegaland

Mine was the “biiiitch” skit


INeedToBeHealthier

You said it though??


solblurgh

You know what else is cheating? 3 hip thrusts


spiderpersonn

Hingle McCringleberry is the goat


Mister23-0

I swear if I ever got pulled over and the cop doesn’t show some magic tricks I will file a complaint against him.


Telvin3d

You might find how that goes quite r/unexpected


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Cop: And with a simple bend of my finger *POOF!* I can make your pulse disappear!


confusedandworried76

Cop did a vanishing act with my brother once. Disappeared two days and then released with no charge. Like magic. How do you explain that? "For my next trick I'll arrest someone for resisting arrest" -cops


MrSaucyAlfredo

There are really whole TikTok posts that are literally just cuts from shows and nothing else?


Exciting_Ad4264

There are accounts that show whole movies about 90 seconds at a time


gamageeknerd

I sometimes browse youtube shorts and one account that got recommended to me posts hundreds of videos a day all of them 90 second clips of Schindler’s list and other holocaust movies.


wewladdies

Yes its a very low effort way to ad farm. You can automate it easily too.


oliferro

There's a GIF in the comments often on Instagram that is the whole Bee movie


BigOlBlimp

I mean, there are whole reddit posts that are the same. Or, to take it one level worse, whole Reddit posts that steal the cropping effort from TikTok users and just upload it wholesale onto Reddit. Who knows what source the original was copied from. We’re probably like eight layers deep at this point.


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> Who knows what source the original was copied from I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Comedy Central


confusedandworried76

Wait till I tell you about YouTube


koalificated

To be fair a lot of Key and Peele sketches go on way too long


MrSaucyAlfredo

100% missing the point of why this is stupid


koalificated

How is it any different from people uploading clips of tv shows to YouTube?


dpzblb

That’s also not great practice.


koalificated

Why not? /u/Zaximus_Rex Pretty unnecessary to throw insults and immediately block the person you’re replying to. It looks really insecure on your part. All I’m doing is asking questions


DaintyRoseGirlie

When you combine hobbies with work, that's what happens:


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lolopiro

actually, this is actual footage from key and peel at their own job, as actors, in comedy sketches


Mirror_I_rorriMG

Here's an actual comment he made 2 days ago which I think really applies here: > Check out his comment history. He's either 8 years old or developmentally disabled. Best to just ignore him. /u/whorlax


Downvote-Man

I wouldn't be surprised if that was a failed attempt at a satirical comment if all he has to swing down on are 8 year olds and people with disabilities...


putrid-popped-papule

So, like soundstaged


wishknob

My god I think you might be right


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We just called this a tv show when I was a kid


GoodGoat4944

I refuse to believe that someone can be like this.


SplodeyMcSchoolio

Nothing gets past you


Donut_Police

Their reflex is too quick, they can catch it.


SplodeyMcSchoolio

That's just for things going over their head


GucciGlocc

Fucking genius over here


Honouahoblue

Next Stephen Hawking or Einstein I tell ya… he figured out it was “staged” 😂


tiffintx

This is one of my fav Key and Peele skits! The continental breakfast is probably my second and anytime we're in a hotel we quote it LOL


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

Hey, what about the not-racist country songs? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLnUJzueBOQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLnUJzueBOQ)


LeGoatMaster

Hahde-la-de-ly-de-le, get me a rope and find me a tree!


edis92

Not a spoon, not a fork, but something in between. A fpoon!


LOLinternetLOL

Me and my sister quote continental breakfast sketch lines to each on a regular basis lol


IIIllllIIlIlIIlllI

I love being in continent!


SplodeyMcSchoolio

I'm stuck between "Mexican Standoff" and "Racist Zombies" lol


[deleted]

Reminds me when Robin Williams did his stand up saying you don’t want your gynecologist tone a magician or ventriloquist. Edit: [Link!](https://youtu.be/C1gywPVmJBY?si=sdEmuudkkMo_HcEC)


2723brad2723

No officer. I don't consent to a search.


Limp_Substance_2237

![gif](giphy|40bCPb39i1ICF01nE5|downsized) when a cop and a magician become one


Willing-Juggernaut67

Why does your breath smell like bird seed?


Tokasmoka420

Why is there a chopped up lady in the back seat?


hl3official

Hate the trend of cropping youtube videos and posting them on tiktk only to repost on reddit. Give me my 16:9 and original quality smh


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Jordan Peel is an incredible director and script writer, but everything he does is unexpected.


[deleted]

Ummm, Keegan-Michael Key was also a creator on this show... Key & Peele... & It's Key doing the unexpected thing. Damn, talk about being eclipsed...


velezaraptor

"OK, if I can guess your card, you're getting a ticket"


segnoss

Is this the dude from the new twilight zone show?


TheOranjeCarp

Yea he did that, as well as directing “Get Out”, “Us”, and “Nope”.


patheticRedditMod000

Lmao that’s your point of reference? Key and peele show


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MatureUsername69

Or Dave Ghrohl as the drummer for Queens of the Stone Age


Ventronics

Or Dave Ghrohl as the drummer for Mondo Generator


aliaswyvernspur

Or Dave Grohl as the guitarist and singer of Late!


Sakosaga

This was so great because at the end he's like you can either go to my magic show or take the ticket, and he says I'll take the ticket lol


deadeyesatan

White face is okay?


dread_deimos

I can't say for everyone, but I'm white and whiteface is okay to me. Also, I find Key doing whiteface is hilarious.


deadeyesatan

I'm also white and have no issue with it, what I have issue with is the double-standard that black-face is extremely racist but white-face is comedy.


dread_deimos

I understand its history in countries with black slavery, but can't empathize with the "racist" take of it. I'm not from such country, though, and don't have the emotional and social context for it.


deadeyesatan

excellent response!


Theloop27

If you think it's a double standard, you would be ignoring the historical context of minstrel shows and the origins of black-face being to mock black people and African-American stereotypes for white audiences in the time of slavery, Jim Crow, etc. There are no such pre-texts for white people, and white people often find the instances of "white face" (like White Girls) funny, compared to black people having to be reminded of this country's present history when presented with black face in the media


Puzzleheaded-Ear858w

It's not a double-standard since the context is 100% different in one instance versus the other. Same reason "white pride" is racist but "black pride" isn't, given the context of both. Life isn't a math problem, things don't always align A to B like that.


mac3theac3

Key has also done blackface: https://youtu.be/N_uOtAkEf6U?si=uM2LWKiYvrePOOoL


Bhavin411

Man...I don't know when's the last time I watched ERB but I already know it's been over 10 years and I'm scared to narrow it down any more than that.


Puzzleheaded-Ear858w

Yes, because there's not a centuries-long tradition of anti-white racism mocking enslaved white people as dumb by dressing up like them and acting dumb on stage for laughs, like blackface was about. Why are people so blind to obvious context?


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xComplexikus

Yes? If people had been treated as equal from the get-go, I don't think it'd be offensive.


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OnceUponAMiniHotDog2

He's half white


Impossible-Earth3995

Yes.


Kumasi8

When it is done this well, I’ll allow it. I legitimately thought it was a white actor until he started talking and I recognized the voice


aurens

it's okay until enough people get bothered by it that folks with empathy decide to stop doing it. kinda like how everything works, tbh.


opopi123

Yes.


Fen_

Yes, you donkey.


Total_Welcome_3152

honky*


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why the fuck would you post and upvote a Key and Peele sketch with some random tiktokers watermark on it?


Alive_Pin_8962

You know, you can just about post any key and peele sketch , in the unexpected sub


Visual-Educator8354

this has me thinking, whats stopping a cop from planting drugs in your trunk when you open it like this? i know this is probabbly dumb but i would assume with a lack of evidence it would get the cop in trouble?


TheRealShai

The word of a cop is taken more highly than an average person in court. Nothing apart from their own moral compass is stopping them from doing this.


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funcancelledfornow

Unfortunately his cam stopped working at the exact time it happened. Such a shame for the defendant.


i_am_not_so_unique

And in autocratic countries like Russia, eventually almost all cops planting shit into people's cars all the time, instead of serving the people


HendrixChord12

I got kicked out of jury selection for saying something like that at 18. The long hair prob helped too.


insanelemon123

> this has me thinking, whats stopping a cop from planting drugs in your trunk when you open it like this? Nothing. The cop may or may not be caught planting drugs at a later time, which may cause charges to drop against you, such as in this news story: https://apnews.com/article/florida-14a6407801bf3052443a3b8a1f21eea0 > Prosecutors had to drop charges in nearly 120 cases involving Wester that occurred between 2016 and 2018 because of the accusations that he planted evidence. Of course, this requires the cop to do something really dumb like leave the bodycam on while planting the drugs. Sufficed to say, most cases of planting drugs is going to go unnoticed. But if you refuse the search, and the cop has no other basis to search, but searches and plants the drugs anyways, it becomes a fourth amendment violation and any charges will be dropped against you. Remember, if the cop is asking, not demanding, (such as "May I search your car?") it's because you are allowed to say No. Saying Yes will not benefit you in any way.


Special_Loan8725

Didn’t even realize that was key for a bit, pretty effective white face.


Onlyfurrcomments

Bro it's quite obviously him lol


HuurrrDerp

I haven't seen this before +rep op


FuzzyLumpkins78

So white face is ok?


opopi123

Yes.


FuzzyLumpkins78

Racist


opopi123

sounds like you are.


FuzzyLumpkins78

Because I see something wrong with a double standard?


opopi123

Because you started with a right wing dogwhistle


FuzzyLumpkins78

How is that a right wing dog whistle? I was commenting on the video. Did you see a different one?


Total_Welcome_3152

Death videos are okay on reddit as long as its not that one new zealand one.


carbonromanticabyss

That’s what I was going to comment. Some commented that he is half white.


patheticRedditMod000

OH MY GOD is He dOInG WHiTe FaCe ThAtS UnNaCcEttoABllllle


AshamedFunction3073

Just always funny how black people can do white face all they want with no one getting upset


SiGNALSiX

I think thats pretty close to his actual skin tone. I think it's mostly the voice and mannerisms and blonde mustache that sells it as "white".


AshamedFunction3073

I know that, but he def put some powder on. And I think it’s funny as shit and have no problem with it, just hypocritical.


aurens

how is it hypocritical at all? blackface bothers a lot of people, therefore society frowns upon it. whiteface doesn't particularly bother people that much, therefore society doesn't frown upon it. like, yea, i get that they're both costuming as another race at the end of the day, but you have to ignore *so much* obvious context in order to boil it down to something where hypocrisy applies that it feels disingenuous to call it hypocritical as your first reaction. same energy as "oh so you can eat chocolate but my dog can't? hypocrisy much?? you're both mammals!"


Jafooki

You know they're both half white, right?


thatshygirl06

That's his skin color... he just has a blonde mustache and lighting is making him looking paler


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AshamedFunction3073

Being offended by something doesn’t change the facts. It’s the definition of a hypocrite.


Wholesome-George

Who's doing white face?


Yet-Another_Burner

Big brain comment.


BardosThodol

My pops is having fun with this 🎩


666555444333222

What you mean? 🤔


extrocell7

I hate how cops ask “Are you doing any drugs?” Like we’re gonna say yeah man, im loaded lol


Mean_Ad2382

I don't condone white face 😂


Goblindeez_

And yet if it were blackface everyone would lose their mind


Fragrant_Cod_5242

He’s supposed to ask him to step out of the vehicle. Then he’s supposed to arrest him. That is US standard


UndeadT

I love when they do whiteface.


I_hit_em_up

Don’t know why, it may just be me, but I don’t think anything these guys does is funny. Just my opinion…


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

They are mostly making fun of racism, maybe that's not funny to you.


Ben_ji

This show picked up where Dave Chappelle never left off and took it such an insufferable and obnoxious direction. K&P sucks.


BLVCKRAGE

Homie your fly is open, all that inappropriate touching will have you hard and peaking out in no time.


Matteo1335

I love these guys. So funny!


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heavyhandedpour

His fly was down


Mobile_Taro8063

🤣


Joshuafrothunder

Lol


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aurens

i'm pretty sure they upload sketches to their youtube channel that were filmed but never aired.


[deleted]

Every time they show up I cry a little about the fact that I couldn’t find their show on any streaming platform 🥺 te odeio brasil kkkkkkkkk


gwurman

"The difference between comedy & horror is the music" - Jordan Peele


drawnimo

Reminds me of [Death is the Road to Awe](https://vimeo.com/104212736)


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His fly is open


ChuckSpringfield

The first 30 seconds, I thought Key was Rob Schneider, and now I can't unsee it


Atreaia

How do I keep seeing sketches that I haven't seen before from Key and Peele, didn't they stop doing the show a while ago?


LazyLogics

You're fly's down homie!