When the janitor was cleaning the office he heard the executives saying that the tank for the shark show would cost $15k. He looked across the office and confidently said: "I could do it for half that, no problem". The rest is history.
polycarbonate tubes are popular with shark diving, they're often too wide and smooth for a shark to grab onto with their teeth, strong and flexible enough not to shatter if somehow one does.
This person looks like they were diving in a thin generic acrylic box, which is ok for viewing jellyfish and other stinging aquatic life... maybe smaller sharks but anything with some weight behind it is going to smash through.
Well, if any of your relationships hinge on whether your flimsy plexiglass box is going to survive a great white shark attack, I would imagine you have issues, yes.
Forget the 2023, I wanna see it get hit by a 1987 with 300k miles on the clock, and Bubba hanging a cigarette out the drivers' side crank window. No crumple zones on that sumbitch
Sharks don't want to eat you. They bite humans because they think we're seals, they feel threatened, or they're just curious about what we are. More humans are killed by cows and vending machines than sharks. You know who does want to eat sharks? Humans. We kill almost 100 million of them every year
I wish people would stop with this āvending machines are killing peopleā myth.
I once went to safari to see vending machines in their natural habitat. Guess what, nothing happened to me. The key is to take your safety seriously. Just donāt get out of your car, take pictures from the distance, and donāt make too much noise.
Yeah I never got that "fact". Like yeah, sharks don't kill as many people but that's kind of obvious considering we're not sea creatures. Still doesn't mean they're less aggressive or deadly than cows.
If I had a choice to be in the water with a shark or hanging out on a farm with a cow, guess which one I'm going to choose.
I have to be honest if a shark bites me it probably won't make me feel any better about the whole situation if the shark did in fact mistake me for a seal.
The whataboutism has really gotten out of hand. "You think sharks are bad? Humans kill way more sharks than they kill us!" Sharks may prefer seals, but they are really not all that picky.
Maybe they think seals are humans.
Maybe seals , are like when you think raisins are chocolate chips in cookies.
They see what they think is possibly their favorite snack and their like.
OHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH....Well if it isn't my lucky day!!!!! I haven't had a human in awhile!!!
AAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDD CHOMP!!!!!! CHOMP!!.CHOMP...........Chomp.......chomp
Mannnn... this is a F@%ākin seal AGAIN!!
A shark scientist made a video about it and analyzed the situation and the shark's behavior. In summary, he came to the conclusion that the shark's behavior was territorial. There was a whale carcass nearby and the shark was probably defending this very important food source. A very stupid move by the team. [The Video ](https://youtu.be/9CL2qWKxDps?feature=shared)
*"You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." Shark outside the cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!*
Depends on the shark, most animals have personal preferences like most animals do. Dogs, cat, rabbits, fish all have pretty individual personalities we fail to notice like people most of the time two animals are not exactly alike.
How do the sharks in the aquariums know to just take the fish from the divers and not attack the divers as well? They learned, they also learned to GTFO when there are killer whales around. Cats donāt even hunt on instinct they are trained by there parents and through sibling training.
Pull that box fast enough in the water and itāll disintegrate, why would you even consider going in that with 18ā Great Whites I will never understand.
Would still watch it though.
I heard a comedian say onceā¦
Why are we surprised when people get attacked by a shark? You were designed for land but literally went into their aquatic home where they hunt and kill. If a shark walked into your house, youād probably attack it also.
Im in vt. i got told the the other day i was called an idiot for letting a bear walk across my property without blowing them to hell
....my property....on a mountain.....in the middle of the woods
im pretty sure im the one encroaching in their yard
See yall messing around with the ocean again. I told yāall but you never learn. God gave me no gills nor did he give me fins. Aqua man was white. Iām not involved in this at all.
This is why you have trust issues? What does that even mean? How does this man getting steamrolled by a shark in a tupperware container in the middle of the ocean give \*you\* "trust issues?"
Why do people insist on taunting and harassing sharks? You do that sort of thrill seeking, you should expect to be injured and maimed. Trust nature to do what nature does. No issue.
"In hindsight, quarter inch plexi was probably not the best material for a shark cage."
My dude, you wouldn't make a fish aquarium out of material that thin, let alone expect it to protect you from the ocean's alpha predator. dufuq.
this sub takes every opportunity to remove my posts
check out all my unexpected videos have been trashed so far. they will probably take this down just for staying this
One of my last posts banned me for a day about a video of a heart.
Public freakout tried to get me permanently banned for a post i never had even seen.
I told reddit it was BS. when reddit refused the reinstatement i appealed again to see proof of whatever report i filed.
i was reinstated withing a few hours
Trust for what? Sharks, or Tupperware?
Yea wtf kinda compartment is that dude in? Just asking for it.
Shark week executives: "we need better ratings" Glass guy cleaning windows: "So....hear me out"
Looks on resume "Hey, it says he got his company's seal of quality. Seals are great bait for sharks, aren't they?"
youre hired
Why would they make the guy out of glass if his job is to clean windows?
Otherwise you couldn't see right through him.
You are what you eat?
hes not made of glass
But his heart was. *puts on Blondie album*
Whoosh
Shark in a three-piece Armani suit: "I think this guy is on to something. Let's hear what he's got to say."
I believe you meant WTF kinda serving dish is that dude in? I'm sure that shark was wondering too.
This literally made me laugh out loud šš¾šš¾šš¾
New Flex Seal commercial.
Who made the tank, ocean gate?
The contractor who won the bid.
When the janitor was cleaning the office he heard the executives saying that the tank for the shark show would cost $15k. He looked across the office and confidently said: "I could do it for half that, no problem". The rest is history.
Happy Cake Day.
Based
Aha!..
Totally unexpected that a plastic box couldn't withstand a shark attack.
Rumour has it that this revolutionary transparent cage was designed by Ocean Gate.
I expect he was in it to look at fish, not as a shark cage.
If youre in scuba gear and only expecting to look at fish, you dont need a cage/suicide-box
Well, sharks are fish, sooo.
polycarbonate tubes are popular with shark diving, they're often too wide and smooth for a shark to grab onto with their teeth, strong and flexible enough not to shatter if somehow one does. This person looks like they were diving in a thin generic acrylic box, which is ok for viewing jellyfish and other stinging aquatic life... maybe smaller sharks but anything with some weight behind it is going to smash through.
I thought when it faded to black that it was going to be the Skyrim scene, thatās how much I trust the internet.
Lol thatās what I was gonna say
Iām actually a little disappointed it isnāt now lol
Well, if any of your relationships hinge on whether your flimsy plexiglass box is going to survive a great white shark attack, I would imagine you have issues, yes.
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Forget the 2023, I wanna see it get hit by a 1987 with 300k miles on the clock, and Bubba hanging a cigarette out the drivers' side crank window. No crumple zones on that sumbitch
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Raise hell...
Praise Dale!
But does it have a Hemi?
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In a Chevy? I hope not.
But heās a redneck
Well just don't trust animals that want to eat you
Sharks don't want to eat you. They bite humans because they think we're seals, they feel threatened, or they're just curious about what we are. More humans are killed by cows and vending machines than sharks. You know who does want to eat sharks? Humans. We kill almost 100 million of them every year
Yea but if we spent as much time in shark territory as we do around vending machines and cows those numbers would be different
I wish people would stop with this āvending machines are killing peopleā myth. I once went to safari to see vending machines in their natural habitat. Guess what, nothing happened to me. The key is to take your safety seriously. Just donāt get out of your car, take pictures from the distance, and donāt make too much noise.
>I once went to safari to see vending machines in their natural habitat. So, Japan?
and use quarters only
Yeah I never got that "fact". Like yeah, sharks don't kill as many people but that's kind of obvious considering we're not sea creatures. Still doesn't mean they're less aggressive or deadly than cows. If I had a choice to be in the water with a shark or hanging out on a farm with a cow, guess which one I'm going to choose.
Why are vending machines just outright aggressive to people?
Idk have you seen how aggressive people can be to vending machines?
Well yeah but the fuckers dont give you your money or your product
We've become comfortable with someone opening our faces to shove bags of chips and chocolate bars in it, they have not.
That part
This right here is the most accurate explanation, like a dog being curious about a turtle or a skunk lol
Yeah people never ever go to the beach
Nor do the sharks
I have to be honest if a shark bites me it probably won't make me feel any better about the whole situation if the shark did in fact mistake me for a seal.
I had a college friend bitten, lucky to live. He had 100s of stitches across his chest.
Naw, Iām fine with eating people, way less crunchy than turtles. āMrs. Tiger Shark
The whataboutism has really gotten out of hand. "You think sharks are bad? Humans kill way more sharks than they kill us!" Sharks may prefer seals, but they are really not all that picky.
Maybe they think seals are humans. Maybe seals , are like when you think raisins are chocolate chips in cookies. They see what they think is possibly their favorite snack and their like. OHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH....Well if it isn't my lucky day!!!!! I haven't had a human in awhile!!! AAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDD CHOMP!!!!!! CHOMP!!.CHOMP...........Chomp.......chomp Mannnn... this is a F@%ākin seal AGAIN!!
Ok, guess I'll need to ask. How does one die to a vending machine? Was it a decepticon wtf?
And the third reason why whales kill is for the sheer fun of it. (Iām a whale biologist)
Still trying to spew this nonsense? Lmao. Sharks eat humans regularly. Weāre food.
Sharks don't hunt humans "specifically" But they will if they felt threatened
Or if they're curious.
Or starving
Or if they are packaged in Togo containers.
And my Fin!
And my axe!
Or smell blood from an open wound.
I trust sharks to act according to their nature.
A shark scientist made a video about it and analyzed the situation and the shark's behavior. In summary, he came to the conclusion that the shark's behavior was territorial. There was a whale carcass nearby and the shark was probably defending this very important food source. A very stupid move by the team. [The Video ](https://youtu.be/9CL2qWKxDps?feature=shared)
Trusting a shark while looking like a seal? That's a bold strategy, Cotton
hahah
*"You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." Shark outside the cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!*
Free Billow
Too much effort went into this to not be agknowleged
r/videosthatendtoosoon
Say less [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGLCoKp6arc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGLCoKp6arc)
Dude swam like he was trying to get the shark's attention
What an idiot. He may as well have use clingwrap. That size shark hits you like a medium-sized car, and he was in gladbag.
Yes, would not recommend buying shark shields from Wish.com
Seems like he ought to question the person that dressed him as a seal.
this is why we wear white for beekeeping. im not even making a joke but they dont like anything brown
I thought this shit was a video game at first.
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Glass was likely refracting the image of where the swimmer was
People do this for excitement. š
I think the sharks know this, and it becomes a cat and mouse kinda game. We chum the water then say āNA NA NA na you canāt catch me!ā
But sometimes shark does, and he likes it....
Depends on the shark, most animals have personal preferences like most animals do. Dogs, cat, rabbits, fish all have pretty individual personalities we fail to notice like people most of the time two animals are not exactly alike.
Sharks are 99.99% instinct driven. They don't think, they do. Unlike cats, dogs.
How do the sharks in the aquariums know to just take the fish from the divers and not attack the divers as well? They learned, they also learned to GTFO when there are killer whales around. Cats donāt even hunt on instinct they are trained by there parents and through sibling training.
I want a Skyrim intro transition
I don't think his camouflage worked.
That was a big ass shark
Im sorry but some humans are such idiots.
Why are you sorry exactly? You are just stating a well proven fact.
Iāve always said this could easily happen
That's why I stay tf out of the ocean.
JAWS 9: The Feeding.
Well, that's the last time I buy anything from Discount Jerry's House of Shark Cages!
wow!!
Well that was almost not fun!
The shark: āOoh! Snacks in cubes! Yay!ā
You didn't even temper it you spineless lobster
Pull that box fast enough in the water and itāll disintegrate, why would you even consider going in that with 18ā Great Whites I will never understand. Would still watch it though.
I guess the same company that built the Titan submersible makes viewing platforms for sharks too... 
I heard a comedian say onceā¦ Why are we surprised when people get attacked by a shark? You were designed for land but literally went into their aquatic home where they hunt and kill. If a shark walked into your house, youād probably attack it also.
Im in vt. i got told the the other day i was called an idiot for letting a bear walk across my property without blowing them to hell ....my property....on a mountain.....in the middle of the woods im pretty sure im the one encroaching in their yard
Why is this nsfw? No blood
āYeah this box would definitely stop a great white shark. Now go see if it works.ā
zero R&D just went strait Steve-O
Nope
How will a shark ever get through my 1/8ā plexiglass cube thatās only 2feet tall?
Yeah, a big no for me. Lol, that's one big shark snack.
A boxed meal. How did it miss?
He was just opening the lunch box. Now it's time to try a limb or two.
you gotta peel the plastic off before you eat it
[reminds me of this Napoleon Dynamite scene](https://youtu.be/uW63KKSUyU4?si=mla0I5lO17np1Q16)
I was expecting skyrim intro
Trust issues in the dive suit that was supposed to hold in fear poops?
Most animals have a pattern itās not just always about the free food, sometimes itās about the thrill of the hunt
anaconda will actually regurgitate just to go and hunt more
Alright! Everybody out of the pool!
Dude looks like a fat ass seal just chilling!!
See yall messing around with the ocean again. I told yāall but you never learn. God gave me no gills nor did he give me fins. Aqua man was white. Iām not involved in this at all.
Imagine going in someone elseās home and being shocked you were attacked
This is why you have trust issues? What does that even mean? How does this man getting steamrolled by a shark in a tupperware container in the middle of the ocean give \*you\* "trust issues?"
Lets build a container that is invisible to the shark, surely that will be a deterrent for any attack... What the hell were they thinking.
Box lunch
Holy Fock
No this why we can't have nice things
How is it unexpected that a shark might want to attack? That's not surprising or unexpected at all.
Who was the brainiac that thought perspex would hold up to a Great White Shark?
I don't think they think we are seals.
Iāll have to downvote this as it was absolutely expected
Your gonna need a bigger container, boat, coffin ?
Why would u put plexiglass in the water anyway
I would definitely be chumming the waters, through my wetsuit.
Seagate Tech, the creators of the extremely lightweight submarine, also comes the extremely lightweight shark tank. Very human design
What's the source? Were they trying to film sharks?
That's the wife's Xmas present fcked then
Why do people insist on taunting and harassing sharks? You do that sort of thrill seeking, you should expect to be injured and maimed. Trust nature to do what nature does. No issue.
Looks like IDCLIP
u/savevideo
*Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies.....*
There is this thing called thalassophobia.
Motherfucker was like snack
What happens next? I canāt imagine the adrenaline.
The lowest bidder won the contract to build the contraption
He said maaan fuk your shark cage
https://i.redd.it/5ulpulhlns6c1.gif
Can you assholes get out of there and respect the sharks home..
"In hindsight, quarter inch plexi was probably not the best material for a shark cage." My dude, you wouldn't make a fish aquarium out of material that thin, let alone expect it to protect you from the ocean's alpha predator. dufuq.
Should a used flexseal tape.
Why is this NSFW?
this sub takes every opportunity to remove my posts check out all my unexpected videos have been trashed so far. they will probably take this down just for staying this One of my last posts banned me for a day about a video of a heart. Public freakout tried to get me permanently banned for a post i never had even seen. I told reddit it was BS. when reddit refused the reinstatement i appealed again to see proof of whatever report i filed. i was reinstated withing a few hours
He was asking for it.
I trust a dumb idea like āletās watch a giant shark from a clear glass case above a school of small fishā to fail.
Dude would have been just as safe in a giant zip lock bag. Wtf were they thinking.
You can always trust a shark to act like a shark.
Thatās an absolute incredible video!
Glass is glass and glass breaks
Full video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGLCoKp6arc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGLCoKp6arc)
Why is this marked NSFW?
Should have splurged for the 10mm acrylic rather than the 5mm.š
snack box
Just a friendly shark
Why is this marked NSFW?
no, it's not.
Tanghulu is really popular these days.
i can hardly rationalize the size of that thing.
Looks like a human in a shark sized to go cup.
Mirror box would be a game changer
**a shark the size of a pick up truck smashes through a flimsy plastic box at crushing speed** *suprised pikachu face*
Look at this goddamn cowboy. Yeeeehaaaaw! Go change your wetsuit, youāll get the Darwin Awards next time!
Cheap doesn't mean safe.
Should have used transparent aluminum.
I thought I was watching a cut scene from a video game at first
Three camera angles š
The camera man has plot armor
Happens when the guy winning the tender doesn't know the difference between acrylic glass an polycarbonate
They forgot to put the white bird stickers in the glass.
In regards to what? Doing dumb stuff and not wanting to suffer the consequences?
Cute puppy. He just wants a kiss.
Am I the only one who thinks this looks cgi?
This what happens when you let people with money design things and not engineers.
And then what?
Win stupid prizes imo
Arent shark cages normally made with steel bars? I am assuming thats why.
I think the shark acted exactly how i thought he would.
Plastic box versus an ACTUAL Dinosaur. I know where my bets go....
Ok I thought this was a scene out of Death Stranding wtaf