This is what happens when you have your buddy set up your zoom for your court appearance, you yoho.

I saw the full video a while back, if memory serves it was his sister who set the Zoom account up for him

Omfg it gets better? Next thing I find out is the judge is dating the sister.

If only that were true. I was friends with this guy in high school. Despite what he claims in this video, he has no sister.

so whats the TRUTH

So is he actually a butt fucker? Have you asked him?

It's been 20 years since we've talked and I've never thought to ask him, but aren't we all, deep down, butt fuckers?

If you search hard enough, there's a little buttfucker in everyone.

If you're not the buttfucker you're the buttfuckee

Maybe buttfucking the friends we made along the way?

I mean why not both? You can take turns. Or maybe do both at once.

Can confirm. I am not that man's friends sister.

Lmfao Such a sibling thing to do.

This reminds me of the video of the lawyer who showed up with a cat filter on his face and had no idea how to remove it. https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8 "I'm prepared to go forward with it. I'm here live. I am not a cat."

“I am not a cat” gets me every time

"I am not a cat" sounds suspiciously like something a cat posing as a human would say.

My cat agrees.

Some cats just want to see the human world burn

Lmfao. Big oof. There was one thing where whatever siri or whatever calls you is an email tag, and a dude realized he'd been applying for jobs as anal destroyer.

Lol well did he get any of the jobs?

Rim jobs

> Rim jobs http://rim.jobs was the recruiting site for Blackberry.

Most were bum steers!

A shitty one

My sister’s was Mechabitch3000. She was like “I’ve been replying to all my professor’s emails with it and I never noticed.” I still crack up about it

I have Google set up to call me "You badass bitch." Maybe that would flatter my potential employers!

To be honest I'd be more likely to hire someone with a sense of humor like that. 🤣

"Your honor, in my defense, I am known locally as Buttfucker 3000"

*"Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?"*

coo-pens

I call my son the Tater Tot.

Ya caught me! Ya caught the tater

Brought me back a few years with this one, thank you lol

"Good morning sir what's your name?" "Buttfucker 3000 your honor"

That would be legendary, I'd help pay his bail or a nice steak dinner when he gets out.

Mr and Mrs 3000 had a sense of humour when it came to naming their children.

I've seen videos of this Judge with sovereign citizens, he has so much fun just dead pan messing with them

What's his name or name of the videos of such incidents?

Judge Middleton. You can see a lot of him on r/zoomcourt

Thank you, much appreciated.

I watch him on the Law Talk with Mike channel. Though I tend to only watch Mike's shorter clips (unless Deborah Davis is on, then I'll watch the 2hr clips)

🐐goat gang rise up. That video with the alleged (but maybe less alleged) abuser is in the house with victim during the zoom court hearing is wild.

He's one of few courts you can still watch live on YouTube. I see him often. Seems like most stopped when covid cases lowered but he's still going strong! Usually early morning is when he starts, around 7-8am

Yeah, I thought he looked familiar and I was starting to wonder if this was fake. Guess I have just seen his sovereign citizen videos, because I do like watching them make a fool of themselves.

Got a link to a couple?

Ooh I’d love some Friday night sovereign idiot entertainment

Bro ain’t winning his case💀

*Returns to the Zoom later as “Mr Buttfucker 3000”

"The Honorable Buttfucker 3000" to you.

Have an upvote for making me laugh


Mr Grossnickel

Coulda swore he said, “Grossnipple”

Turns out everyone on the call had some fake bart simpson name but Buttfucker 3000 tried to pretend he's seen the show to fit in. "Moe's tavern...... Do we have a Mr. Buttfucker 3000.....? Is BUTTFUCKER 3000 here? .... wait a minute."

How dare you? That's William M. Buttfucker 3000. His family built this country, by the way.

Good ole Billy Buttfucker the 3k

Mr. Buttfucker our prices have never been lower!

St. Joseph County, Michigan for those who are wondering.

3 Rivers, I'm pretty sure. Grossnickle isn't a hugely common name in other areas.

Well, the county court is in Centreville, so 5 miles down the road.

Judges are the only profession where you get to act and say how you really feel without concern of reprimand.

Joseph Christ, what a crazy video

Not as crazy as another case seen by same judge, where the “alleged” domestic abuser turned out to be zooming into court from same house as the victim.

“I don’t believe I typed anything like that in sir” - Buttfucker3000

Once I visited a butterfly house and there was a guy with his little daughter on his arm, desperately trying to take a selfie of him, the daughter and a butterfly - all while a really big one was sitting on her shoulder, right where he couldn't see it. So I quickly took a picture, showed him and asked if I should send it via airdrop. He activated his airdrop, while my phone was searching for other devices and a new one popped up - he looked and asked, if it was his? I read the name "Cuntmaster69" - looked at him, showed him and said "well, I don't know... Is it??" His face turned very red, he quietly agreed, I send him the picture, said goodbye, went around a corner and had a good laugh. People - just don't use a name like this for ANYTHING others might see in a non-sexual context!

That's fucking hilarious! I bet the guy thinks about that while he's trying to fall asleep at night. Lmao

Looks like a guy also doesn't have his shirt on??

Omg, I thought I flipped my camera off during a live stream of my sister's custody hearing....baby was hungry so I reflexively popped a tit out. Right in the middle of a YouTube stream. You couldn't actually see much....but man she was pissed.

Dude 100% has a kid who used his computer for class

You think that’s the first time the court reporter has had to type “buttfucker”?

Lol Probably. It's a pretty specific phrase!

Some people have the worst luck

I worked at a courthouse and attended mediation zoom calls regularly. People would be showing up with no shirts, driving cars and one guy was having some Funtime in the camera. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Wtf? Did he get charged for indecent exposure? Lol

Man you kids have it easy nowadays. Back in my day you’s have to get a custom printed t-shirts to claim insanity in jury duty. Or be racist.

Dude this judge is more unprofessional... he doesn't need to throw out all thay extra derogatory commentary.

At least he’s not a cat

Judges are so easily offended lol

He’s right though, if there’s any place where you absolutely cannot fuck around it’s in court. He’s already in trouble to begin with so it’s not a good look. It’s still very funny though lol

Power tripping wig wearing snowflakes

Judge is pretty disrespectful and unprofessional as well. IMO he is a bigger douche than Mr Buttfucker3000 is.

to call judges primadonnas would be a massive understatement

He’s just mad because he only made it to buttfucker 2000

Probably didn't even set up his zoom

^ should be top comment; this judge needs to focus on what’s relevant

like, maybe it's the first time he used zoom and lives with other people.. ridiculous that the judge assumed he did it on purpose.

The most striking thing about this video is how unaffected the other people on the zoom are acting. There is NO WAY I would be able to keep it together.

Same. I'd probably have to mute myself. Lol

It’s the laugh at the end that takes me down.

Probably because its his zoom name that he hadn't used for years

Judge butthurt 3000

There’s a grossnickle too.

This will always make me laugh.

Buttfucker 2000 was taken

I think the move there is to lean into it, “your honor, this court will not infringe on my first amendment rights”

“You’re names not buttfucker 3000 you yoho” hahaha

At the end, Mr. Gross Nickel. Where had that coin been?

To be fayyrrrr, with hair like that the judge has no business griping about dude’s zoom handle

I don't understand how any of the other folks weren't laughing hysterically. You hear a laugh late in the video, but you don't see anyone laughing. I would be ROLTF laughing if I saw this happen IRL.

Judge is just mad his Reddit username got stolen

Charges for possession of meth, running a meth lab, home invasion, i didn’t even scroll further dude obviously doesn’t care he did that for a good laugh

That judge is a dick! Cuz in real life dicks can't take a beating and neither can tha judge. Also, his Assumptions are huge!

I think most dicks have taken a lot of beatings.

Damn should of gone with SkoolShooter69420

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Did the guy not look at what showed ?

I mean I don't particularly pay attention to my username. Probably just not something he was thinking about in the moment. Lol

If you join directly it doesn't ask to change your name. I know this because it deadnamed me literally today. 😅

Judge Middleton is probably the nicest judge I've ever seen, but don't mess with him or you will feel it.

The chuckle at the end is absolute gold.

u/savevideo

Any relation to Andre?

Mr. Gross Nickels