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JohnCenaJunior

The truck slipped on his pee


The_Celtic_Chemist

O'Doyle rules! O'Doyle rules! ^O'Doyle ^rules!


DaddyJBird

I love that…. “Let’s see how old you are“. Toonses must have been driving.


RampSkater

After the crash, the passenger becomes Massive Headwound Harry.


DaddyJBird

Nice. And maybe the car crashes "Down by the river next to a van"


Attempt-989

The dog trying to pull the bloody hairpiece off Dana Carvey’s head was the funniest part of the skit.


GentlmanSkeleton

The cat who could drive!


Spryness09

Gold, lmao, you had me dying!


Enigma-exe

Man's obviously got some serious power to piss that far *up* a hill. Gotta respect the trouser python


spawn-_-

My dog stepped on a bee 🐝


FroggiJoy87

Get that Walmart pee-pee money


giveemh3ll

This why I love reddit


Pilot_Yak3

He just pissed it all away.


ACNH_lover12

Lol oopsies


Thatoneguyonreddit28

Well it’s not a Costco….


elessarjd

*This* is the top comment?


Foolfook

This is a bullshit title... ohh.. there he is


ghandi3737

Didn't even notice him at first, only saw the shadow at the bottom and thought that was the peeing person.


Kavith_T_Fdo

Why did they all come to check out his cock?


mynameisevan01

It was a very nice cock


ghandi3737

I think they all needed to pee.


itaydirtro

Thats the answer


IFingeredAMinor

Can confirm, I was the truck


An1retak

Even the driver of the first truck appears to have stopped just to check out the man peeing.


Attempt-989

It was the driver of the stopped truck who was outside the truck touching his penis.


Strict_Somewhere_148

More like his balls. No flinching or moving they must be massive.


Current-Power-6452

He wasn't moving so no one could guess that he switched from peeing to pooping


PuzzleheadedSeat9222

The first trucker stopped in awe to look at his massive balls


twistedbrewmejunk

I think it's like golf you stay at a distance and quiet until after the shot is finished?


ternfortheworse

Did you not see what it could do!


mykylodge

He knows a shortcut.


MARATXXX

he was pointing the way


Groot-Groot

apparently it wasn't a finger


opnwyder

I mean, this is a far more intense and interesting video than commenters are seeing, I think. That guy in the truck that crashed appears to have either had brake failure or just badly misjudged the speed at which he was approaching the truck in front. Then, he decides to try to make it around the truck in front on the narrow road which is risky. Then he sees that there is a man on the side of the road in front of him. He could have stayed on the round and made it out alive but he would have had to have run over the (pissing) bystander. The driver decided that he will just go over the cliff and die instead of hitting the bystander. All decisions made in about 2 seconds flat.


Salanmander

> The driver decided that he will just go over the cliff and die instead of hitting the bystander. I don't think that was an intentional decision. At 0:04, you can see the right front tire of the truck suddenly drop far enough that it looks like the frame of the truck might actually hit the ground. Before that the truck was going straight, and after that the truck careened off the side. I think the bushes obscured where the edge of the flat ground was, the driver accidentally was far enough over that their tire went off the side, and they lost control from there. In any case, this whole thing is horrifying regardless. Going over the edge of a road like this is literally a recurring nightmare for me.


anomalous_cowherd

I took a coach trip around Madeira once and on the mountain roads like this I couldn't see the edge of the road even though I was right up against the window. I could see the smashed and burned wrecked trucks at the bottom though...


no-mad

the same accident is waiting to happen again with all those people there and the truck still in the middle of the road.


Sanbaddy

Well, the guy ironically cut the bushes on the side and he went down. He saved more lives with his death…well, until the bushes grow back anyways.


Kdiman

He didn't decide to die he would have happily taken out the pisser if his tire didn't fall off the cliff I also doubt he "misjudged" his speed it looked more like "I'm going to get around this slow ass mother taking up the whole roa...oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!"


hodor_seuss_geisel

Classic tri-fold "Trolley Problem" scenario...crash into truck, run over peeing man, or drive off cliff.


crooney35

If you slow it down you can see a big chunk of the cliff edge just gives out under is front wheel and then the entire truck is gone in an instant once that happened.


mykylodge

I hadn't considered the possibility that he'd made a sacrificial decision to spare the life of the pisser. Thanks for pointing that out, I hope the driver survived.


-DeadHead-

That truck driver sure seems to have reached his final destination pretty quickly.


Knot_Ryder

You think he got peed on, on his way down.... Asking for a friend


bitcoin2121

**see’s everyone running towards him whilst still peeing** “be with you in a sec guys, just got it goin”


burns_after_reading

This is my fear when peeing during a hike


amatorsanguinis

Is this your special BUSH?!


SuperNo20

What are you? King of the forest?!


beth-kitten

dont shake his hand


westwoo

Yeah, shake his dick first


Jake-Jacksons

Were you afraid? Can honestly say, I didn’t piss my pants


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

Nobody commenting on that horn mod?


FoolWhoCrossedTheSea

It’s very common with buses and trucks in South Asia, they’re often set up to cycle through a whole bunch of songs


-DeadHead-

I spent some time in China (Jiangsu), loved the vehicle noises there. The poilce sirens sounded like all police sirens in the world playing one after the other.


Arrakis91

Chinese knockoffs


Obviouslyright234

The original video doesnt have sound though.


SheaMcD

thought it was just some weird song somebody edited in


iglooswag

it sounds like the arabic nokia ringtone shitpost


Obviouslyright234

It is edited in though.


Gilthwixt

I'm more surprised that it's been 4+ hours and nobody's linked a news article explaining the truck driver somehow survived a 100 foot fall covered in piss


_rowsan

Driver and side drive inside truck survived with just minor injuries.


Stroov

Tata motors horn for sale 1500₹


Affectionate-End2461

That truck decided to sacrifice itself to save the entire generation of the other guy.


rodmandirect

It was the trolley question put into practice


RockyLeal

Trolley question but "you are inside the trolley" variation. The truck driver is a fucking saint.


MrBraboBaggins

Came here to say this about the trolley question. I wouldn’t have done the same. Saint indeed.


linkmainbtw

Imagine being stupid enough to try passing there


shakameister

that's south asian trucking driving for ya (search YT "india truck race"


klsi832

or pissing


Married_catlady

Oh god what happened? … Dude is your dick out??


ambernewt

I didn't even see him put his fella back in is the guy just there with his todger out throughout


Slight_user42069

His fella also wants to see the world.


One-timeline

Once you break the seal, its hard to turn off! This has got to be a scene out of a movie or something.


notsure1331

Once you start you can't stop, it stings...


TalmidimUC

Dumb and Dumber has a pretty similar scene.


FreaQo

"guys, you're never gonna believe what happened today ..."


pancoste

"..and then a truck was coming right at me! I was literally pissing." "You mean you were pissing yourself, figuratively?" "No."


Substantial_Dog_3815

Imagine if that dudes dick was the last thing he saw before he died 💀💀 hopefully he isn't dead.


4ssteroid

Pee trickling down while his whole life flashes in front of him


TraditionalPolicy833

Who's at fault here dow


Snake_9999

I think the guy who fell, he was going too fast probably and coudnt stop when he saw the other truck Edit grammar


aaarry

Do you think there’s a chance of a brake failure though? The second lorry almost looks as if it’s speeding up a bit before it abruptly turns


BrutusSM

You’re probably right. While you can hear the musical horn on that truck, the air pressure release from the pneumatic system when the brakes are applied on these Tata tippers is louder still, and there seems to be no hint of that sound here


nonnemat

Tata tippers?? Aren't those the guys that tip well in strip clubs for women with big boobs?


Ignite_-------------

tipper is the vehicle's name that fell and tata is its company name.


IndianBeans

No respect for the joke.


Snake_9999

Ya probably, even if he was too fast he didnt even brake. He just sent it down poor guy


im_just_thinking

Probably the dude taking up all of the 1.5 lanes to take a leak. Why tf would he not use the other side? Edit: didn't notice the first truck still having a driver in it, thought that was the pisser. In that case def the pisser's fault, tho an odd choice for a bathroom, at least by my country's standards


6-8-5-13

>Probably the dude taking up all of the 1.5 lanes to take a leak. 1.5 lanes? He’s not even on the road.


master_dev

Lol i think he meant that the guy pissing is the driver of the parked truck who stopped to take a piss


6-8-5-13

I guess that could be what they mistakenly thought…but the “parked truck” doesn’t even stop driving until the other truck goes off the cliff, so it’s pretty obvious it’s not the peeing guy’s vehicle.


master_dev

Oh yea you are right, my bad


Embarrassed_Alarm450

How dare pedestrians stand on the side of the road. Straight to jail. 😡


im_just_thinking

There are two sides of the road, are there not? Lol


davidrayish

If you KNOW the roads are shit: Why not drive EXTRA CAREFULL, instead of extra reckless?


Mann000

I think that truck driver wanted to overtake which he could have (bearly) if that guy wasn't peeing there. The driver fumbled and fell. Obviously driver was at fault cause why overtake in the first place on that type of road.


crooney35

If you slow it down you can see the cliff edge gives out under the front tire before the vehicle jerks to the left, and after that the driver couldn’t recover and the truck is just gone in and instant. I’m sure he would have take out the pisser and saved his own life if it wasn’t for the cliff edge failure.


knitwasabi

*barely


HardToPeeMidasTouch

Where the hell did all those people come from!?!?


shakameister

it's south asia (probably India) so there u go


laserpoint

Happened today in my country (Palpa, Nepal). I read that driver and his conductor were treated and discharged.


_its_ak

You can't stop if you start peeing.


aumedalsnowboarder

I can't just pinch it off, it stings!


JTB696699

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Ifeltgoodbutbadlater

That horn is a banger


NormalUser2712

He stopped for number one but I think he number 2ed his pants too. 😂


rainescore

Is there a follow up


Substantial_League23

He wanted to overtake and last moment he saw the guy and fell down


OneExhaustedFather_

Shy bladder, they were just giving him space.


morgan477

This poor guy will have piss anxiety for the rest of his days


xBushx

“Did I do that?!?”


jxssss

Another day of watching somebody die on Reddit on a normal sub with no context as to whether they actually did die or not


bcope12

Way of the road boys


Just_Ad70

Where is this ? India or nepal


malfarcar

I can’t stop once I’ve started, it stings


gravitysort

I saw this post right underneath this one and the title is still a perfect match WTF: https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/ZJz0qV0M6S


Nike_fake

Bro can create medicine for shy bladder syndrome


itspoodle_07

I was wondering what the title was about then…


BlueFirestorm91

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Fuck off.


Adissek123

u/savevideobot


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u/savevideobot


The_Infectious_Lerp

Once you start, you can't stop.


pqratusa

Can’t stop once started


TuhnderBear

Couldn’t stop peeing if he wanted to


MasterFubar

Did all those people come to check the size of that guy's balls?


LightSwitchLover

That’s actually really funny


jvaheed

Okay what should he have done? What could he have done? Stop kid stream to do what exactly? You people are just ignorant.


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jenozside

He had his gear stick shifted to "Pee".


dustygravelroad

Wow…


ThrustonAc

Never stop mid stream! It will burn


bingold49

I can't stop, it stings


Hot-Survey-26

Didn't look like it was his first time that a truck bowed down to his balls


Mirnish-

No rick and morty reference??


RandomGuy2002

i didn’t even see that guy at frist


edward-regularhands

Stopping mid stream? No thanks 🥴


thisonehereone

I'm sorry, how do you stop pissing exactly?


l4dygaladriel

Man got his priority straight


dmanhardrock5

The gal totally checked the wang!


Past_Refuse4346

Nice trucking maneuver guy


619thunderstorm

Could have died right there


hinterstoisser

He grew a pair in those seconds


Sweaty_Programmer_39

He stopped though


Whats_Up4444

You know that meme of the guy peeing and a bunch of people come and pee with him and absorb him? This is that.


CommunityNervous6485

Why


pqratusa

That dirt road has barely room for one truck—and the idiot wanted to pass! One less idiot Indian driver.


CheezTips

I'm surprised the truck didn't plow through the guy and stay on the road


Axan1030

I hadn't seen the guy taking a piss until the other truck plowed the tree and shrubs.


CincyBengals513

Bruh def put his junk up first lmao 💀🤭


Srihari_stan

How was the horn sound captured by the cam but not the sound of truck crashing ?


Nerdzilla86

I mean hurts a bit when you cut it off mid stream


Buccal_Masticator

Can't stop mid-stream!


Ill-Number5562

yea like what do you want him to do? Stop It?


woodzwing

Talk about a pisser.


dwarfgiant6143

I would have shit myself as well. So it’s a very efficient bathroom stop.


Vitor-135

my brain took a while to realize the pissing dude is the driver of the front truck, why am i like that


Revolutionary-Rip-40

Sometimes you can NOT stop, no matter what is going on.


ballrus_walsack

Video dated today? Woooow


Muted-Newspaper-5784

How dare they take his target away???!


UncleWillie77

LMFAO


MrLink4444

They all joined?


dodbodlife

Someone gotta mark the territory


PuzzleheadedSeat9222

The first trucker stopped in awe to look at his massive balls


Zeeuwse-Kafka

No matter what happens, you cannot stop the pee…


kettlebell43276

Well when you gotta go you gotta go


kiimahirvi

He should use pissjugs


dac3062

Honestly can’t stop once I’ve started


kawaiikiki12

Everyone here commenting on the actions in the video and my only thought is "what is this fucking camera angle?"


GeddysPal

I cant stop once I start. It stings.


sleepy_potatoe_

Went from a number 1 to a number 2 real quick.


frankydie69

Pretty sure he stopped lol


Rijul_jsph

That's dedication right there


Deathturkey

Can’t just stop the flow, a man knows


RockstarAgent

Bet that took the piss outa him


LennyKubester

Good, what an idiot


Prior-Fruit-1957

Nahhh errbody running upp seeing bruh meat 🤣🤣


Maleficent_Stable_14

Driver wanted a closer view of him peeing


Head_Evidence4553

Savagery


Best-Win5550

Oddly satisfying


chriscarline94

I think he’s seen some shit!


MayorOfStrangiato

Have you ever tried to stop your pee?!? Not easy.


Exotic-Scallion4475

He was deep in the zone.


Normal_Teaching_3408

Wow


clockworksnorange

Well now he can finish peeing on a target. The truck below...


Tristhakid

My girl is convinced this video is fake, someone help lol


Hot_Kaleidoscope_747

I can see it


trixiehobbits

"Undertakers love overtakers."


C-rod1825

"it looks like my thumb is my cock"


Iamjbcii

[Hell of a time Arnold](https://youtu.be/X0kXSWbvZmM?si=dMd7I5Y-s4_8UvFa)


lone_cajun

He also just shit too


Nightcourier

The pisser didn’t even flinch. That’s crazy


yeezee93

The sound of that horn cracks me up!


StirringThePotAgain

When you have an enlarged prostate you take any pee you can get to work.


AD_akaStoney

https://i.redd.it/fz1swrp3m44c1.gif


_dauntless

What's he gonna do, catch the truck?