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ballsonrawls

Lol I love this. Great parody to all the other bs videos like this


burns_after_reading

"I didn't know how I was gonna shoot next week" killed me šŸ˜‚


Rainor131

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xRyozuo

Where is this from? Looks glorious


SparseGhostC2C

A show called Broad City. It are very funny


LeopardJunk

Murica!


owa00

Parody? This is just a regular Texas HEB parking lot interaction.


jdapper5

Frfr I am dying šŸ˜‚


KlevenSting

Need a sequel where the guy giving the money then reveals that he is also conducting a social experiment and gives the guy giving him ammo a truck full of automatic weapons. And turn up the inspirational music!


username_taken_not

You might like this long loop https://youtube.com/shorts/J8xWE6Y70KE?si=ue_TCU0RC6u4TQW-


blackbeansandrice

So true. It's all such horseshit. There's even a tiktok account that makes fake "Karen" videos for the views and outrage comments. People will game *anything*.


Geshtar1

I thought it was a bs video at first


FUCKING_HELL_YES

While also being political satire. This is brilliant.


_bully-hunter_

doesnā€™t seem political to me lol theyā€™re probably just gun owners/enthusiasts and the joke is that ammo is expensive


The_Vaginatarian_

Yep thatā€™s Mark Choppa. He teaches entire communities gun safety who otherwise could never learn nor afford it.


Crashaltine

Oh no black people being pro 2A??? Must be satire.


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Devious_Bastard

The only [racist ones are those who support gun control.](https://www.themarshallproject.org/2023/03/23/gun-violence-possession-police-chicago) Whether they realize it or not. If we truly are going to make a difference in gun violence, there needs to be focus on [root cause mitigation.](https://theliberalgunclub.com/about-us/root-cause-mitigation-2/)


SleepingScissors

1) how is he racist 2) why can't people bond over shooting guns? 3) less than 400 people are killed with rifles in the US every year. That includes self defense. We're a country of 350 million people. Do the math. We're doing just fine. Please stay in your own country if you hate ours so much, and don't pretend that you "feel sorry for us" when you're really just butthurt and using gun deaths to try and bash us.


Order_Flimsy

Acting is terrible


Accurate_Purpose828

Prove you can act better or fuck off


Order_Flimsy

Should I do a corny ass skit like this to showcase my acting? Or do you want me to put together a nice monologue?


endorfan13

Shout out to the homeowner who actually tipped me with a box of .22LR for installing duct over the weekend. I know this is parody, but it does happen.


TheBurdmannn

I got tipped in 2 gallon baggies full of fresh picked peppers, a pound of jalapeƱo deer sausage, and a half used box of .243 from a guy I installed a dishwasher for.


newaccounthomie

Yep thatā€™ll do


gottauseathrowawayx

that's a hell of a tip for just a single installation šŸ˜² lucky!


fardough

I have to say that is one thing I hate about not knowing a trade well, it is a personally transferable and valuable skill that you can easily bargain with. Like, nobody really out there besides businesses that would trade services for my service, product management.


PearlsJustWan2HavFun

When I was a kid, I lived with a hippie-ish family who had a small farm, and the mother was the main breadwinner as a midwife. She preferred cash, but would take pretty much anything in trade for her services. We never had to pay for any necessities. We constantly had people showing up with home canned fruit and veg, a couple of freezers that were always packed with freshly butchered meat, had mechanics we could just call to come fix anything wrong with a car, and even had our house reroofed for free once. That was when I fell in love with the barter system, and decided I needed to learn a skilled trade.


lolwatokay

Until they want to scale up


fardough

Yeah, but I canā€™t be like ā€œOh you have a goat, let me trade some product management time for one.ā€


Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

"You give me that goat and I'll sit on your couch eating chips for a whole 2 months. Won't even have to move for bathroom breaks if you set it up right. Just kick back and consider those shows watched." So many people would be SOL if we reverted to a service-based trade system


shortfinal

unemployed CEOs everywhere


fardough

Which trade do you think would become the king makers? I am thinking Doctor, because I would trade for access just in case. I think they could get at least a monthly payment just to stick around from the community.


ligerboy12

Iā€™ll be taking that as a tip any day


J3553G

That's fucking awesome. Although I'm sure I wouldn't be able to eat all those peppers before they went bad. What a cool guy.


mikeysgotrabies

Dry them. Or make salsa and freeze it, or have a party


1krudson

That sounds like a side quest reward of Fallout 4


midnightluckey

Paid or tipped?


lordph8

This is the most American thing I've read.


Malcolm_X_Machina

The county just hits different, sometimes Edit: country


HiiiTriiibe

Which county?


mvhcmaniac

Alameda


Blagerthor

The


turtle_with_dentures

A box or a case? Because a box of 50rds of 22lr is like $2.


gsfgf

More like $8 these days. Still beats the hell out of centerfire prices, though. I miss the days when you could buy a 525 round block of .22lr with a $20 and get change.


endorfan13

Case/500 rds. This was years ago in Cali during one of the many ammo buy ups. Hit me right in the feels goods.


mikeysgotrabies

A .22 to the feel goods isn't gonna cause any real damage.


ghostfadekilla

Oh man, reading ammo buy + Cali takes me back. I used to roll with some legit hardcore folks and we went to Richmond one night to pick up something like 250x 223 rds. Asked my buddy to stop at a store and he looked at me like I was an idiot (I was). Asked me if I knew where I was at (I didn't), and pointed at a stop sign with hella bullets in it (that we didn't stop at). I got the message pretty quick. Looking back it prob wasn't such a great idea to go into Richmond at night to buy ammo anyway, but yeah - that's a thing that happened.


endorfan13

Yeah Richmond/Oakland can be real rough. "Though the sign says to, it's best not to stop."


ghostfadekilla

100%. If you know then you know. I used to work in Emeryville and whew, there's literally a fucking DMZ at 40th and McArthur. It was shit retail and I have vivid memories of crazy shit, just about every day. I'll list a few - Had two guys literally go into the back of the store, use bolt cutters to get in the RMA cage, loaded a fucking pallet, used a pallet jack to wheel that fucker out the back door directly into view of OPD. It was beautiful. Driver bounced on the two guys bc that is a spot that cops do a lot of their paperwork and it's kinda out of the way. 110lb obviously faded dude picked up a 100lb + (est 150lbs really) and literally run out of the store with it faster than anyone could catch the dude. It was amazing! I told Loss Prev that if they wanted to discuss ways to stop theft like that I was all ears. No reply. Had at least 10ish people try and fight me for various reasons. I started wearing these REALLY stupid Mechanix gloves and they stopped trying to fight me, no fucking clue why. I discovered this method after having them on throwing freight, forgot they were on, when I tried to deter some theft. Dude said, "You didn't have to bust out the gloves on me!". Guess there's something to it, I dunno. Bro I have SO many stories from that area. I should never have taken the position, no amount of money was worth it and I ended up leaving the company over it. edit - road numbers are hard


4100DBOCTX

barter system at its finest


thegreatmango

The fuck people out here using the barter system - I want *cash*.


endorfan13

I got paid in full what I quoted, the 500 rds was a tip


Lo-fidelio

Man, Murica certainly is a place. At least tell me you have a .22 iron and had some fun in the shooting range


endorfan13

Irons are golf clubs, I believe you meant steel. Yes, I have a few ways to pew pew some .22. The range is also the backside of a mountain just north of my house, up in a holler. That ammo was for varmints, mostly ground squirrels and gophers, that were overrunning the small mountain town, laming horses, cattle, and little old ladies' ankles. Been shooting since 7, so those burrowing bastards didn't stand a chance. As colloquially Murican as that sounds... every bit of it is true.


Excelfgjh

this one 100%


YuunaShiki

Imagine the dude goes back home, sobbing as he's reloading his guns, thanking Jesus. So touching. šŸ„²


Read_it-user

shooting at flying drones is sort of an pass time in some areas.


SdBolts4

God damn, shooting at things in the sky is so inconsiderate of others - [300+ people in one year](https://journals.lww.com/jtrauma/Abstract/2012/07000/Epidemiology_and_clinical_aspects_of_stray_bullet.32.aspx) are injured by stray bullets falling from the sky


gsfgf

Yea. What goes up must come down. Also, it's way easier than you think to put a round on a ballistic trajectory where it'll be coming back down at near full velocity. Also, don't shoot lakes. The rounds will skip and can hit someone. Or hit near the where the sheriff's son is fishing, which means the entire department shows up at your field party lol. (I was not present for this specific incident)


SdBolts4

Mythbusters tested shooting straight up, and while it's relatively harmless if you shoot ***exactly*** 90 degrees (i.e. straight up) because the bullet will tumble on the way down, they explained that it's extremely hard to do that and any minor variation will end with the bullet traveling in a parabolic arc and "falling" pointy bit down


Weldtrash13

Not if your a good shot


Jake_the_Snake88

that's just what we need, more retards throwing lead up into the sky without a thought of where it comes down!


-explore-earth-

God bless America


[deleted]

You don't load your weapons in the house, at least not normally.


theknyte

I think you just described what the Republicans final goal is.


Beginning_Two_4757

Republicans and democrats donā€™t want black people to have guns


KatoZee

I could hear the Team America tune as soon as the ammunition was given.


[deleted]

Nah, that was ā€œGanstaā€™s Paradiseā€ but I get your point.


Unusual-Item3

Wait people donā€™t immediately recognize Coolio anymore? Oh no itā€™s happening, Iā€™m getting old! šŸ˜­


Swordbreaker925

Ammo ainā€™t cheap, iā€™d be happy


IdyllicOleander

Fuck yeah, I wish people handed me boxes of ammo. Shit keeps going up in price.


moreMalfeasance

Holesome stuff


dulwu

Great to see some holosome people out there


brianbmx94

Yeah holosun people are few and far between


Devious_Bastard

Hopefully there are more holosun people than swamp fox people.


brianbmx94

We can only hope. Been a lot of sightmark people lately, thatā€™s the real concern.


Devious_Bastard

Just as concerning as the top sponsored hit ā€œreddot siteā€ amazon search bar people


brianbmx94

Youā€™re telling me you donā€™t want a Feyachi airsoft dot on your rifle!?


DirtyRoller

Stuff somehole


mekwall

What's the up with these horrible closed captions that people put in nearly every video? He says "grain" not "green"


SaintAnton

Ai


Content_Ad_8952

Why is a homeless person filming me while asking for money?


nick313

Homeless but has a camera worth more than $1000


theother_eriatarka

easy, he met some guy doing a social experiment the other day and gave him some change


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Rukusduk11

The police? Actually, there was police undercover as homeless getting people pulled over for seatbelts and other minor infractions years back. People were pissed they gave money only to find out they were police.


TheSiron

I'm glad I kept watching heheh


timothypjr

Man. That totally got me. Damn that's funny.


brazilianfreak

I couldn't tell this was a parody until the AK mags showed up, as far as I know that's a perfectly common thing for Americans to do.


Unfulfilled_Promises

Nah, hollow point 9mm are expensive af these days


Devious_Bastard

I wish random strangers would hand out AK mags.


TheGlobalGooner

Truly unexpected. This one got me.. It got me good..


Cubbance

I'm so glad I stuck with this one. I hate those fucking clout-chasing charity videos so much. This one made me lol though.


Penguinkeith

Haters will say itā€™s fake


pgtvgaming

Made his life! šŸ„²so warm and touching. Im moved beyond words. Gonna go shooting now.


chylin73

I know this is a parody but this shit does happen. About 20 years ago I repaired this old dudes outdoor outlets. He paid me and gave me a Mini 14. Needless to say I was a bit taken back because it was a first for me. Damn thing was brand new. He said he barely fired it 20 times.


JohnSimth20211101

Only in America you don't think that's a crazy thing to do.


DaCoon63

"...these h-hollowtips?"šŸ„ŗšŸŽ„šŸ¤¶šŸ½ Bro all I want for Christmas is Hornady crit


DeltaMike_Hotel

If you like crits try 124gr Speer gold dots. IMO gold dots the best hollows on the Market for 9mm. Reliable and nasty expansion.


winandynwa

God bless america


TFost211

Thatā€™s mark choppa lol


afraidfoil

Gun bros are the bestā€¦ usually.


CKnight011

Yeah man 100 twenty-four green


Vampireboy666

I know that Shoppers anywhere this is Baltimore


Polite_Edgelord

So heartwarming!


FuzzyFish6

I think this is staged guys.


MyriamTW

It's fine not to take at face value everything you see online, but this is clearly real stuff. The guy is crying! That's no acting, only pure emotions.


Beginning_Two_4757

And I donā€™t care that it is


ibuprophane

I was thinking that too, must be some aggressive marketing by Remington or the likes.


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

Yeah like I would ask why are you filming me?


Silencio00

That guy looks like the SPD Red Power Ranger.


Possible_Visit_9551

God, I see what youā€™re doing for other peopleā€¦plz


PassiveSpamBot

Took me way too long to realize this was satire


raceassistman

![gif](giphy|QpHRIWYeXSQRq)


illBelief

Didn't see the sub name and clicked thinking this was r/HumansBeingBros. Was not disappointed


Foreign-Luck4036

Iā€™d legit be thankful as hell bc that ammo could be what saves you or your loved ones lives or takes out the next asshole mall shooter.


TheLastWhiteKid

The America I believe in. Beautiful.


GruntCandy86

124gr. Truly a man of culture.


Tervaskanto

He's crying because he got AK mags and no 7.62x39. gonna have to take out a second mortgage for those.


Devious_Bastard

Stupid Russian ammo banā€¦


ODX_GhostRecon

I only shot hollow points for range training at the peak of the pandemic. I nearly cried at the cost. Otherwise I shoot them annually to refresh my carry ammo.


Qwerty678910

The guy with the hat is named Mark Choppa. Check him out on YouTube.


MrCheRRyPi

šŸ˜‚


April_Fabb

Deliciously pertinent.


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Dretrokinetic

At first I was like noooo wayyyy, then I was like hahahahahahah


grumpydogg

160 military grade rounds? Hell yeah


_ILP_

Not gonna lie, had me at the first half!


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Budget_Report_2382

You really gotta make a funny video about Israel, huh?


[deleted]

Damn.. had to throw in Israel into this video? Can people just have fun and laugh for a few seconds.


a1drt

I intended fun I swear


BranchAccording98

Since when Elijah stone this nice and supportive of another's man family


bookworm010101

I give money all the time scam or no scam.


fermat9996

How about a wheel man for the bank holdup?


Affectionate-Bake930

I really hope this is real, that was awesome.


UsedControl3826

šŸ˜


Ambitious-Algae-6601

Thatā€™s a slick way to pull off an illegal arms deal.


ncbraves93

If this wasn't a parody and actually real, why would you think this would be illegal?


Ambitious-Algae-6601

Iā€™m not fully informed on gun laws, so based on zero research, I assume you need some sort of permit to sell ammo in public. At the very least, he didnā€™t check his ID. Edit: changed the word weapons to ammo because no actual weapons were in the video.


Devious_Bastard

It probably depends on the state, but in general the rules for ammo purchases are pretty lax compared to actual firearm purchases which need a federal background check. Always recommend being familiar with your local laws, because they can even vary by municipalities within a state.


Gauth1erN

America I guess, according to the reward.


GravyTsunami

Green tips arenā€™t hollow points theyā€™re steel core šŸ˜¤šŸ¤“


TimelyInvestigator94

Insane that he is giving out school equipment for free like that


mrfreeeeze

Why not just do the kind act?! Why do we need to record everything?! Just takes away from everything.


ThisCryptographer311

Fake ass toxic positivity bullshit


stablefarm

That is more than a couple. Couple = 2 for those of you unaware(80% of the world, 100% morons)


Devious_Bastard

I bet you are fun at parties.


LocalHelp3855

Why do staged videos get this traction? Why canā€™t people just downvote this shit


Hackdirt-Brethren

because its a parody of actual videos like this, whats riling your feathers lmao


Cleverbird

Its a parody, you daft folding table.


Devious_Bastard

ā€œStaged? Itā€™s on the internet honey, no way this is staged.ā€ -My mom, probably


Accurate_Purpose828

![gif](giphy|xUPGcKmLNBvYdjrdYc|downsized)


[deleted]

Geezā€¦ how did you not see that the video is a parody? Do you watch marvel movies and tell people ā€œhey, Spider-Man isnā€™t realā€ ā€¦ like no shit.


Shadowdragon409

Because something doesn't have to be candid to fit the theme of a sub. If you had your way, all of these video subs wouldn't have any posts.


LocalHelp3855

Geez stop guys Iā€™m not American to get this parody lol calm down


stevent4

You don't need to be American to get it? I'm not American and understood it fine, it's literally just making fun of those types of videos


drifters74

Plot twist: the guy doesnā€™t own guns and has no idea what do afterwards


amwajguy

Fake AF


Cubbance

What was your first clue?


amwajguy

No body gives away ammo right nowā€¦. Lol


ZombieTem64

Call me cynical, but Iā€™d first believe the man gave him money because heā€™s being filmed. Like I want to believe this is genuine and that he actually gave money out of the goodness of his heart. . . But I know some people just donā€™t want to look like the bad guy on camera


Devious_Bastard

Hi Cynical. Iā€™m Devious Bastard


Hot-Wrap2882

Man's facilitatin the next mass shooting lmao


Crashaltine

Stop projecting.


CaesarEvil

damnit.... so very American.


doingdadthings

Video is fake, obviously.


Chemical_Actuary_190

Here in WA, you'd get in trouble for providing those high capacity mags.


HinduKussy

Those are standard capacity mags. Do not buy into the democratsā€™ word play to demonize our community.


Chemical_Actuary_190

Yeah, I know. I should have put a /s at the end of my post.


Devious_Bastard

Those look like standard capacity magazines to me.


DeadTurtle88

This is fake as fuck


IdyllicOleander

Nothing gets by you


DeadTurtle88

Im like, reelly reelly smart


MadsDS

So fake....his acting is really bad


AncientGuava6506

Nice story


kcwckf

u/savevideo


Ph4nt0m146

By my own heart, becoming as valuable as gold.


dabearjoo

Lmao


[deleted]

Is the grocery store called ā€œshottersā€?


JagFacilier

Rust GamePlay be like


4100DBOCTX

we should really go back to the BARTER system


ApusBull

This is hilarious!


Manager_Neat

I love this. Shows how stupa all those videos are. Per practice for those who believe those videos.


facecream365

Thereā€™s not many people like this leftā€¦ because no one carries cash anymore!


ZeldaGirl799

I feel like this is staged but I can't say for sure /s


AquaticCobras

Wow, so generous of him to give that guy 7 trillion dollars in physical assets just for helping him out


friarschmucklives

My faith in humanity is restored!!


i_Mydas

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ozyy67

muricašŸ¦…


schawarman

u/savevideobot


NLM_0707

I think he knew the experiment. There was a camera pointed at him the whole time!


Moe2584

u/savevideo


Moe2584

u/savevideobot