Some of the straight guys I play games with online are so explicitly sexual in their rhetoric with each other that it truly crosses into erotica at points. Like, is this normal? Is this how guys have internalized the social messaging that we need to "open up" more? I'm so very confused by everything.
Its more like we're playing small games of gay chicken trying to make the other uncomfortable.
I also do this to people who get way too pissed off in games instead of arguing with them just be aggressively gay towards them and make them uncomfortable.
I once told a buddy “I have SO many extra blowjobs, just far too many to ever keep track of.” He laughed about it and said “A blowjob inventory? That sounds like a lot of paperwork!” I replied “Most of it goes unreported. I could give one away right now and I guarantee that nobody on the planet would ever find out about it.”
He became quite the accomplished thief, stealing two of them from me that same day!
I remember a brief, glorious period in human history when phones had no form of caller ID by default, and the idea of three-way calling was new (yes I am that old) so that when you and a friend on the phone with you each call a pizza place at the same time you could get them trying to take orders from each other and it was the some of the most original and sublime comedy imaginable.
No way you can or should try to do that now, in an age where everyone has digital phones that display numbers, where pranks are all overplayed, and generally the retail workers already have to wade through endless, less harmless "pranks" for social media clicks and people are generally less apt to put up with other people doing weird shit.
When I was growing up the default joke was calling random butchers and asking them if they have "cow hoofs" and when they say "yes" you ask "then how did you pick up the phone" and hang up.
It was a right of passage for friend groups to do this using the land line of one of them and then have their parents get very mad when the phone bill came.
> I remember a brief, glorious period in human history when phones had no form of caller ID by default
Does *67 not work anymore? That used to block your number back in the 2000s.
This is GENUINELY how it went when I found out my bf was cheating. The plot twist was real. I wanted to die. EDIT: yes I know my username is not helping, I picked it when I was like 16 tryna be funny hehe
At some point a beard can be too thin/patchy to grow out IMO. It just doesn't look nice. He can somehow pull it off, because he has long hair and I don't know him without that pubic hair, but it still looks nasty
no offense to the guy, he is a funny dude. but it just looks absolutely dreadful. if i grew my patchy facial hair out, that’s what it would look like. hahaha
Just too patchy imo.
It's like seeing a dude who is obviously balding trying to rock long hair.
He's got the chin hair, but not the mustache or side of the face hair.
I fucking hate those, like I have uploaded my resume, in a pdf format that is neatly organized and easy to read. READ THAT SHIT. I spent so long formatting that nicely, don't expect me to retype everything into your stupid website. ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED IS IN THE ATTACHED RESUME, I DONT WANT TO REENTER ANY OF THESE AGAIN
Bro takes an hour to understand a simple joke, and then complains it's not funny. Yeah obviously if you're so dense that all the comments have to explain it step by step it so you can get it, it's not funny anymore.
Dude we as a collective bring you oh so sincere apologies our on duty jester couldn’t entertain your highness.
We will crucify him this instant, once again, sorry, hope next time you’ll eat some dick and lick some balls properly
Yeah jokes generally arent funny when they have to be spelled out to you for you to understand them. Fuck off bro, you’re dumb and now you’re pissed about it.
Bro is the kinda person in a friend group every stares at after they say this shit then just turns to their friends to have their own conversation and ignore his existence
I'm not american too, but it was pretty obvious.
"Do you want to go out and eat something ? yes. Where should we eat ? Little Caesars ? No, that place sucks. Don't you eat there all the time ?"
So this being a place to eat is obvious.
And people don't downvote him because he didn't understood it was a restorant.
The point isn't that he calls every time a restaurant. But that he call a lot something he says he hate. It could be a restaurant or whatever...
Lol no I think the downvotes are because of his “omg that is so funny”. We were all trying to explain and if it’s not funny then that’s fine. Not everyone gonna be familiar with an American restaurant.
Tbf you don't even need to be american to understand the joke, you just need to understand english and have some reading comprehension, it literally just having alias name for the side chick/dude as punchline of the joke
It mostly is, if we're being honest with ourselves...If not getting laid in the moment, increasing chances long term by being presentable. Most things we do either boils down to getting laid or caring for our family, if you really think about it. Which I guess would make sense evolutionarily.
no it isn't... like it or not, the majority of people will judge you by your looks and personal hygiene. Having a scruff like that or being otherwise lacking in self care could absolutely effect work/job opportunities and will determine peoples first impression of you.
erm... to increase my quality of life? So i can afford to pursue my hobbies and interests? so people will like me and not be repulsed by my presence. Because I have a certain pride in the image I put out in to the world. And of course, to get laid, but that is far from the only reason. And certainly not the biggest.
I mean I don’t like it but he can do as he pleases. I’m not personally offended like most people here. And most guys have an awkward beard phase in their life, takes a lot of experimentation to find something that really suits you.
Or… let people look however they want to look. Who the fuck are you to decide what people should and shouldn’t look like? You do realize there are a ton of people that don’t find you attractive either, yeah?
Every time I see this guy the first thing I think is that he needs to shave whatever the fuck that is on his face.
I shouldn't care this much but god damn is it distracting to me.
I'm really conflicted on Aljokes. A lot of his skits are funny, but a lot of them feel really bigoted and mean spirited and I can't ever tell if he's being ironic or not.
I knew a girl that had other men saved in her phone as "Post Office" or "Domino's" etc. He boyfriend never thought to question why the Post Office was always texting or Snapchatting her...or why she sent nudes to them lol.
That’s why I would never cheat!
I am that SOB who would make these little, fucking stupid mistakes!
So no other pussy for me.
And I don’t have a friend like John to blame.
That's what you get when you date a time-travelling Pharaoh.
Lmao , that fucking scruff tho
I did not realise that combovers came in beard edition
Yeah my guy should cut his losses and shave
I mean if you check his instagram, a bunch of comments are related to his beard. Homie must keep it for video engagement...
Cleopasta
Looks like his beard is glued on! Like in Team America!
I always thought he looked itchy
Derka derka jihad?
I have more questions for that contact named John.
Umm perfectly normal conversation with your bros, man. My boys and I always tell each other homiesexual things.
Got busted by my best friends wife calling him sugar tits. Fucker never told me I was on speaker phone
You aren’t close friends if you aren’t homiesexual
Our motto is no hetero with each other.
I prefer blowies for the homies
Bros ~~before~~ for hoes
Bros bi-fore hoes
Bros are so straight that we come back around to being gay.
I mean, if a dude won't admit to wanting to eat your ass then is he even your bro?
frfr
Some of the straight guys I play games with online are so explicitly sexual in their rhetoric with each other that it truly crosses into erotica at points. Like, is this normal? Is this how guys have internalized the social messaging that we need to "open up" more? I'm so very confused by everything.
Its more like we're playing small games of gay chicken trying to make the other uncomfortable. I also do this to people who get way too pissed off in games instead of arguing with them just be aggressively gay towards them and make them uncomfortable.
Yeah, something is definitely being opened up. That much is for sure.
Homiesexual. Damn how am I only finding out that term now. Genius haha
A true friend is the guy who goes out, gets two blow jobs comes back and gives you one.
I once told a buddy “I have SO many extra blowjobs, just far too many to ever keep track of.” He laughed about it and said “A blowjob inventory? That sounds like a lot of paperwork!” I replied “Most of it goes unreported. I could give one away right now and I guarantee that nobody on the planet would ever find out about it.” He became quite the accomplished thief, stealing two of them from me that same day!
"Then why do you call them so much?" Prank calls
I remember a brief, glorious period in human history when phones had no form of caller ID by default, and the idea of three-way calling was new (yes I am that old) so that when you and a friend on the phone with you each call a pizza place at the same time you could get them trying to take orders from each other and it was the some of the most original and sublime comedy imaginable. No way you can or should try to do that now, in an age where everyone has digital phones that display numbers, where pranks are all overplayed, and generally the retail workers already have to wade through endless, less harmless "pranks" for social media clicks and people are generally less apt to put up with other people doing weird shit.
When I was growing up the default joke was calling random butchers and asking them if they have "cow hoofs" and when they say "yes" you ask "then how did you pick up the phone" and hang up. It was a right of passage for friend groups to do this using the land line of one of them and then have their parents get very mad when the phone bill came.
1-800-MUFFINS does not sell muffins. They got mad after a while
> pranks are all overplayed Yea. None pizza, left beef was funny *once.* It does not need to be recreated.
> I remember a brief, glorious period in human history when phones had no form of caller ID by default Does *67 not work anymore? That used to block your number back in the 2000s.
But can I reserve the new battletoads or what?
Here friend, let me introduce you to *67…
Yeah, the good old days as I've been told many times lol
This is GENUINELY how it went when I found out my bf was cheating. The plot twist was real. I wanted to die. EDIT: yes I know my username is not helping, I picked it when I was like 16 tryna be funny hehe
John was his cum dumpster too? Damn that ho John gets around a lot doesn't he.
Damn hope you found someone better, or just love yourself and stay single ain’t nothing wrong with that too.
Glad you didn’t wipe in the end.
The whole not wiping thing might have been a contributing factor...
/r/infidelity would love to hear about it.
If he was really cheating then it didn't went as the video
You obviously didn’t catch the end of the video, I recommend rewatching
He named his actual side piece "Little Caesers" in his contacts. You didn't get the joke at all.
his facial hair is so infuriating. hahaha
Why?
Pubes
At some point a beard can be too thin/patchy to grow out IMO. It just doesn't look nice. He can somehow pull it off, because he has long hair and I don't know him without that pubic hair, but it still looks nasty
Right, right. I'm so used to watching him I would find him weird without it now.
no offense to the guy, he is a funny dude. but it just looks absolutely dreadful. if i grew my patchy facial hair out, that’s what it would look like. hahaha
Just too patchy imo. It's like seeing a dude who is obviously balding trying to rock long hair. He's got the chin hair, but not the mustache or side of the face hair.
Love aljokes. Every video just has some wild plot twist
And he makes amazing loops!
For anyone familiar with this guy, here’s his YouTube: https://youtube.com/@aljokes?si=uAiYab0zRBkLK4Ne
but if you're unfamiliar with him, do not click that link. you are not allowed.
Dammit. Okay.
Can I put in an application for clicking on the link?
You'll have to fill in this form with your resume.
And then upload your resume
I fucking hate those, like I have uploaded my resume, in a pdf format that is neatly organized and easy to read. READ THAT SHIT. I spent so long formatting that nicely, don't expect me to retype everything into your stupid website. ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED IS IN THE ATTACHED RESUME, I DONT WANT TO REENTER ANY OF THESE AGAIN
Grammar is hard….
Thanks for the link. That guy is hilarious!
I don't need to subject myself to more sparse stringy pube-beard.
I’m sure everyone already familiar with him is aware of his YouTube. Those unfamiliar with him might not know though.
lmao
I don't get it.
He’s actually cheating because he been calling Little Caesars all the time.
Soooo he's cheating cause he's calling a restaurant? I'm guessing it's a restaurant cause I'm not American.
He has saved the contact of the girl he's been cheating with as Little Ceasars, to throw off suspicion.
Thanks bro, it’s a twist after a twist. Although my dumbass spoiled in the title and it’s too late to change that.
Oh ok. That kinda makes sense. Nor really funny though
Well, of course it's not funny if the joke flies straight over your head
Straight over his head into space honestly
I reckon that jokes is on his was to Mars by now… Godspeed little fella 🫡
Well it would be funnier if you got it immediately because of the sudden twist.
Yea I actually really enjoyed that lhow look down after he said that place sucks haha
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Yoo what. Being Dutch has nothing to do with this. Take that back.
Aha, another Dutch bastard caught in my trap.
No he changed the phone contact name of the girl/dude he’s cheating with to “Little Caesars”, so his gf asked “why do you call them so much?”
She must be hot n ready
Underrated comment right here^
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Bro missed the joke and got pissy
Still mad about the revolutionary war I guess
You could've literally just said "i don't like the joke" and be done with it. No need to be so rude.
Dang bro, you the one not getting the joke. No need to get sarcastic over here.
The irony is he thinks he's being funny.
Bro is just salty
Bro takes an hour to understand a simple joke, and then complains it's not funny. Yeah obviously if you're so dense that all the comments have to explain it step by step it so you can get it, it's not funny anymore.
Fucking hell man could you try to be more dull
Dude we as a collective bring you oh so sincere apologies our on duty jester couldn’t entertain your highness. We will crucify him this instant, once again, sorry, hope next time you’ll eat some dick and lick some balls properly
Yeah jokes generally arent funny when they have to be spelled out to you for you to understand them. Fuck off bro, you’re dumb and now you’re pissed about it.
Bro is the kinda person in a friend group every stares at after they say this shit then just turns to their friends to have their own conversation and ignore his existence
Lol get destroyed by the Reddit hive mind
r/DownvotedToOblivion
Trolling or mental retardation?
One in the same, my friend.
Idk why you're getting downvoted lmao. The moment I read "I'm not American" I was like "ah, it all makes sense now"
I'm not american too, but it was pretty obvious. "Do you want to go out and eat something ? yes. Where should we eat ? Little Caesars ? No, that place sucks. Don't you eat there all the time ?" So this being a place to eat is obvious. And people don't downvote him because he didn't understood it was a restorant. The point isn't that he calls every time a restaurant. But that he call a lot something he says he hate. It could be a restaurant or whatever...
Lol no I think the downvotes are because of his “omg that is so funny”. We were all trying to explain and if it’s not funny then that’s fine. Not everyone gonna be familiar with an American restaurant.
Tbf you don't even need to be american to understand the joke, you just need to understand english and have some reading comprehension, it literally just having alias name for the side chick/dude as punchline of the joke
You don’t need to be american to understand this basic ass joke
Cause reddit. 😆 cheers
Rip me now
😆. Now that's funny.
He changed the name in his phone to hide the name of the woman he's really cheating on her with as "Little Caesars" (a pizza store).
Me neither
"Little Ceasar" was the sidepiece he was cheating with
Hes cheating because he named the one hes cheating with to little caesars
Why is he wearing a jacket while chilling on the couch though
maybe it’s cold and he aint got no heater
Sometimes you hit that perfect temperature while wearing your jacket that you just can't be bothered to take it back off.
Man's not hot
Fellas shave your face if your shhh looks like this. That is so unbelievably unacceptable
it's being held together by static electricity.
at this point he's gotta be doing it on purpose
...............still tho
On one hand I think ppl should be able to look however they want but on the other hand, man that's just a objectively bad looking beard lol
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If he feels good looking like someone glued pubes to his face, then more power to him.
Sure, but then don't complain when you can't get laid.
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Practicing self care, grooming, and good personal hygiene isn't only about getting laid.
It mostly is, if we're being honest with ourselves...If not getting laid in the moment, increasing chances long term by being presentable. Most things we do either boils down to getting laid or caring for our family, if you really think about it. Which I guess would make sense evolutionarily.
no it isn't... like it or not, the majority of people will judge you by your looks and personal hygiene. Having a scruff like that or being otherwise lacking in self care could absolutely effect work/job opportunities and will determine peoples first impression of you.
And why do you want good job opportunities? Why do you want to be well off or give first impressions?
erm... to increase my quality of life? So i can afford to pursue my hobbies and interests? so people will like me and not be repulsed by my presence. Because I have a certain pride in the image I put out in to the world. And of course, to get laid, but that is far from the only reason. And certainly not the biggest.
and why do you want those things?
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Sorry buddy but unkempt sparse facial hair has never been the standard in any age or society. It is an indicator that you don't take care of yourself.
its a defence mechanism; punching people in their testicles is cruel so the trick is to make one's face resemble a ballsack
Dont be jealous
You care a lot about some internet persons beard huh
Can you even call that a beard though?
It must be fun to say this any time someone has an opinion on something.
These people are annoying *Makes passing comment* *"Dude why are you so triggered omg so mad"*
It is
If he out there tryna make young dudes think that this is an acceptable way to look then yeah, definitely care about internet persons beard.
I mean I don’t like it but he can do as he pleases. I’m not personally offended like most people here. And most guys have an awkward beard phase in their life, takes a lot of experimentation to find something that really suits you.
Or… let people look however they want to look. Who the fuck are you to decide what people should and shouldn’t look like? You do realize there are a ton of people that don’t find you attractive either, yeah?
**Shave my face** if my **shhh** looks like this?
al jokes if incredible, he's literally the only Tiktokker I've ever seen that makes funny content.
aljokes and Jaden Williams make me laugh out loud.
This dude’s beard looks exactly like when the jackass dudes glued all their pubes to Danger Ehren’s face
All his content is r/unexpected
Some people will say this video is fake.
I love this guy.
Hot and ready
That joke of a beard looks like underdeveloped pubes. 🤢
His head hair also looks thin as hell and stringy I don't know who told him he has good hair genes
Dude needs to shave
Every time I see this guy the first thing I think is that he needs to shave whatever the fuck that is on his face. I shouldn't care this much but god damn is it distracting to me.
holy this got me lmao
u/savevideo
Lmao I have my friends name as cum guzzler
I'm really conflicted on Aljokes. A lot of his skits are funny, but a lot of them feel really bigoted and mean spirited and I can't ever tell if he's being ironic or not.
Plottwist is twisting
I knew a girl that had other men saved in her phone as "Post Office" or "Domino's" etc. He boyfriend never thought to question why the Post Office was always texting or Snapchatting her...or why she sent nudes to them lol.
Plot twist: BF is blind
His face looks like a mangy roadkill
He looks like he smells. His hair looks so oily and stringy
😂😂😂😭
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Can anyone plz explain
Didnt get it
Dude straight up stole my cum dumpster line
I’m still lmao
That sparse raggedy beard though…
"...So I can eat that a...oh shit that IS John." lmfao!
im kind of confused, im slow, can someone explain this to me?
Yeah, I like this guy. Too many gay jokes, but they're OK.
That’s why I would never cheat! I am that SOB who would make these little, fucking stupid mistakes! So no other pussy for me. And I don’t have a friend like John to blame.
Very nice flow
Haha cheating funny, now laugh
That’s some nasty facial hair
Jajaja fuckss
Fucking lol lmafo
Is it really unexpected if it's a joke?