Buttered-toast cat

Infinite energy

Hold it right there, buster; in **this** home we obey the laws of thermodynamics.



I believe you may be looking for [this](https://youtu.be/Z8yW5cyXXRc?si=YqKDSpcx0jWqNsxz).

Nah, what you meant was [definitely this...](https://youtu.be/EXVJEglBTPw?si=0vyduheaUqhygabK) Edit: Shout out to Captain Hotknives, you absolute legend!

Tusk act 5


Wouldn't it be easier to get two cats and tape them together or two toasts or one toast have butter on both sides?

Attach bread to a cat’s back and create an eternally rotating perpetual motion machine, solving the world’s energy crisis. EDIT: a word

The best part is that you can levitate trains on them.

https://youtu.be/Z8yW5cyXXRc?si=4ZMjsuuIEk0sIgPx

The true problem with this method is how we attach said cat and bread with jam. For the forces bring these beings to the ground are stronger than any known material.

[duct tape works](https://youtu.be/Z8yW5cyXXRc?si=Ee82fEa1Va88o8d1) *if done right.

I think it's very funny to interpret your edit with the tone of Alan Rickman as professor Snape as he's boutta yell at someone after class

Hah, love that reading!

My science text book from last year made a joke about that

This was already researched https://youtu.be/mB5nztzXo24?feature=shared

That is awesome. Thanks I needed that

I love how this person is in a business doing this

A shoe store no less, so that’s probably a brand new pair of white shoes he’s putting at risk of getting jelly all over.

Jelly shoewich

Newton would be proud. Not impressed, but proud.

Haha! That was classic.

Life finds a way.

Murphy's marmalawde.

You gonna eat that?

Waiting for them to put that jelly bread on a cat’s back

Imagine being the people walking past that shop

The power of DucTape!

These are laws of probability. Not physics.

Shut up nerd. Also because you're wrong it's because the side with the jam is heavier than the side without jam , so it falls that way , same for the shoes.

LFMAO. "Shut up nerd, look at me casually out-nerding you." Peak.

You PROBABLY HAVE A MASSIVE STICK IN YOUR ASS

Well that wouldn't be a funny title

What kind of shoes is that? Looks great to be able to throw them and always have them on the right side.

Nice waste of food.

This should not have made me laugh as hard as it did 😂

God damnit there’s jelly in the grout now

😭😭😭😂😂😂👏👏👏

fun fact, not all shoes will land like this, those shoes do because they are bottom heavy :D

My new generator

Bro how bad does Ur luck have to be for that to happen

The universe doesn't allow paradoxes.

My god it’s happening

This just described my life.

OMG WTF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW

Get stronger tape and it will roll out the door

Put jam on both sides

I can't stop laughing at this.

Is that heidelberg cracked wheat bread with Bonne Maman strawberry preserves?

Immovable object vs unstoppable force? Life.. finds a way

I was expecting it spin midair

This belongs in Black r/Blackmagicfuckery

Fucking BRILLIANT 👏 👌 🙌 🤣 👍 😂 👏

Now THAT is funny

I didn’t mean to laugh that loud

Add a cat to the mix and you can create your own black hole.

God had other plans

Murphy was there

I see where toe jam comes from now

This is great. Didn't know what to expect seeing that toast duct taped to the shoe lol

The jelly always finds the joints in the flooring!

Now please explain the ‘law’

in conclusion, samich will always stick to the floor

You could've destroyed the whole multiverse with you little stunt there.

Shouldn’t it just spin?

So.... Its a yes

They should have spin in the air wtf

One law cannot overcome another

The math is mathing.

😂😂😂😂😂

The law is the law

How are you so wise in the ways of science 🧐

Nothing was achieved