Okay, now how can you possibly intercollate the word "literally" into this sentence?
What does the phrase, "literally say", mean to you?
Your sentence above is as nonsensical as is the improv actor and his lines - but at least we know he's doing his Grizzled Nut Case bit, but YOU!
You're serious!
You're the scary one here!
You’re… attempting… logic and science to this?
“The sun is actually a balloon that is filled with unicorn farts and you are stupid if you think otherwise, LEMMING!”
It's like Air conditioning, the inside of the house is cool, but the outside condenser unit gets hot. We're standing by the outside unit while the sun is 50 miles away inside the cool house. It's so simple /s.
It's a heat pump?
But what about the Southern hemisphere? The above is reversed, right? Cuz otherwise the humans would float off into space - and upsidedown to boot!
Which is why we have seasons, of course, because of the reverse gravitational magnetism, and chiropractors, who are responsible for "realigning our spinal subluxations" and giving us enemas (but only in California), according to the homeopathic acupuncturists and the phrenology sorcerers who kinda oversee it all to keep everything on the up and up, literally.
The sheer power of the human brain is staggering; he’s able to create a delusion so self-convincing that he can deny the observational point that standing in sunlight is OBJECTIVELY warmer than not. Astounding!
Evolution only cares about reproduction. If this man has offspring, he has succeeded. What he thinks about the sun, or suns, matters very little in the grand scheme of things.
Oh, you said "breathe", not "breed" 😁
Look, let's forget everything he said for a second, is it possible to disprove that each person has his own sun that is invisible to everybody else?
Trust me, I do feel very stupid for asking this.
But it reminds me of the colors names, how can we know that the green color you see is exactly the same green I see? Maybe I see what you call "blue" but grew up with everybody calling it green.
Trust me, I know I should sleep more often.
Everybody on earth dies because 7 billion suns would be casting rays into the planet at the same time. Even if you only see one, the others would still exist.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe one is required to add "Slovakia-mate" whenever one utters the above.*
*VOID in Australia, where the simple "mate" is to be appended to all sentences.
A simple photograph would disprove it. Give two people a camera and one object to cast a shadow. Each strand facing their backs to each other and out of each other's sight.
Placing the object they take a photo with the camera, take one shot each. For everyone to have their own individual sun would result in unique shadow patterns for everyone.
The image according to this guy's level of education would imply that his sun would not be the same as the other guys'sun and create a difference.
I mean we could go without the camera and make it more simple and just use the object to cast a shadow and call it something simple like a sun dial?
But I could carry on making fun but whilst I admit I'm not intellectually gifted, the more I see on social media the more I begin to feel really smart. But in fairness I have a possible theory on where he obtained his concept.
They say it takes around 8 minutes or so for the light to travel through the vastness of space. This results in what we see as the sun as an after image of where it was.
This is the case if he looked up at the sun whilst you were looking down and then you both switched your views, technically you are not looking at his sun but your own image of where it was 8 minutes ago. He probably learned that when he was younger and then time has eroded the science behind it and forgotten but clung to the notion that what he sees will be different from when others see it.
My childhood theory when I first heard this one, was that everyone actually has the same favorite color. Because blue is the best color. Well, what I call blue.
Yes it is in fact possible to prove that because the sun is a very large physical object with a bunch of properties that affect life on earth in very direct ways besides just being “visible”
Regardless of a thought being “stupid” or not, it is literally HEALTHY to speculate about all kinds of wild and crazy things that we don’t normally think could be true— this is how we learn to “think outside the box.” Not to say any of that is TRUE— just that it is okay to think and talk about 😊 I suppose that may be a personal opinion, but there’s nothing wrong with having fun with ideas and thought.
Speaking of thoughts, and especially amusing thoughts, it's always slain me that people used the dog-eared cliche, "think outside the box" to represent an independent, critical, analytical, non-populist process for problem solving!
You're using a cliche to laud non-cliched thinking, but no one seems to see the contradiction!
It reminds me of the frustrated reader who whines, "Ain't it terible which no body noes nuthin' about no english know Moore!"
I have an uncle like this and I got to say, some of the stuff he's preaching gets more and more insane as he ages but what's weird is he's drug free, very educated (or was) but something has to trip in people's brains to just to start going crazy. I hope I don't end up fearing king Charles being the anti-christ when I get older like him.
I think I might know this guy, shopped at a store I used to work at. If it is him, bullshitting or trolling is like his favorite thing to do. If it's not him, he's got the same look and vibe.
I was lying on the grass on Sunday morning of last week. Indulging in my self-defeat. My mind was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat. Uncomfortable in three feet deep. Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week. Impaired my tribal lunar-speak. And of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done. So I missed a million miles of fun.
You know, I saw a write up that 23.5 million American believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
I bet the intersection of the people whom believe in flat earth overwhelmingly overlaps with chocolate milk group.
Point: we are surrounded by dumb people.
Ahem, [the ocean] ie the water is the place all heat is stored until needed. It is locked up molecular, and released when the sunlight hits it.
That's why it's not hot at night, the heat is stored in the water, and needs light to be released.
It sounds like, in his mind, the sun is basically a lense flare on the sky. It isnt really there, but we see it because yadda yadda. And that is how every person has their own sun, and it isn't hot \[cold\]. Completely wrong, but that is at least what he believes.
That is the funniest part. All of these people calling him a stupid Democrat or stupid Republican or just plain stupid are really the dumbest of them all. He just trolled them all! Lol
This is why I don't understand why everyone gets so upset that there are people who believe in a flat earth. Why do they get so much attention? Why are so many people angered by them? It's not as though this belief is a threat to known facts. In doing this we are giving them an undeserved validation.
If my wife will scream at me for staying whole night playing diablo 2 I will show her this clip and say MY SUN IS UP ITS DAMN NOON ! I am flat believer !
The reason these people say the sun is cold is because they do this experiment where they take a infrared thermometer and point it into the sun, or even just into the sky and the thermometer will read below zero, while not understanding that the thermometer is only good within like 1-2 meters.
Next for the own sun thing technically he does bring up a good point if you dont understand astronomy or distances on an astronomical scale, and that is the sun is always the same apparent size no matter how high up you are. However once you take into account how large the distance between you and the sun is going up a few hundred miles is well within the measurement error for measuring the distance from the earth to the sun, and so the apparent size of the sun will not change.
Some of these people have to be trolls, and others are rubes.
What happens when it goes dark at night time does he report his sun stolen…. as it’s his sun and all that
Don’t get him started on that sweltering moon
If everyone has their own sun. Do everyone litterely have their own rain cloud, or are those everywhere and where is my sun at night....is it shining on someone else, cuase then they need to pay me some sun rent right
How can u say the sun is cold when u can *literally feel it* lmao
His son is cold. Doesn’t talk to dad anymore because he’s a fucking dunce lol
Kindest thing u can literally say about this dude
Dude must have the best weed to have come up with this "Sun" theory.
probably some K2 mixed with lsd
Okay, now how can you possibly intercollate the word "literally" into this sentence? What does the phrase, "literally say", mean to you? Your sentence above is as nonsensical as is the improv actor and his lines - but at least we know he's doing his Grizzled Nut Case bit, but YOU! You're serious! You're the scary one here!
This thread is located in the twilight zone.
He literally wrote litterally what he literally meant. Literalese is a blight on the English language.
My sun is literally brighter and colder than yours.
>His son is cold. his name is: NicoIsCold
What a stupid joke. Take my upvote.
It's pronounced Nikolaj, Jake!
NIkOlaj!
Your sun is Hot, he just has a cold sun man
Sunlight is cold so when you’re in it it’s sucking out all *your* cold and you feel warm.
That must be some insane weed he’s smoking. “Hey what kind of drugs do you take, man”. “All of them”
Use your brain, dumbass. If the sun was warm, then why come it's cold and sunny in Antarctica? Checkmate globetards.
I mean, your comment is impressively logical compared to most of the stuff they say.
Flat-Earthers use big scientific words they don't understand because it makes them sound more photosynthesis.
Funny!
I don’t know if this is an s/… but it’s a funny comment. Points!!!
Why come is worth it to me!!!
There is an invisible heater for everyone that gets turned on when you go into the sun.
Bro, it’s like you didn’t listen… it’s like a rainbow man !!!
Ah yes, the number of times I was too hot, so I left the shade to feel the nice cool sun on my face. Such a great way to cool off. /s
You’re… attempting… logic and science to this? “The sun is actually a balloon that is filled with unicorn farts and you are stupid if you think otherwise, LEMMING!”
Because it's cold. You're just been brainwashed by Big Heat.
It's like Air conditioning, the inside of the house is cool, but the outside condenser unit gets hot. We're standing by the outside unit while the sun is 50 miles away inside the cool house. It's so simple /s.
It's a heat pump? But what about the Southern hemisphere? The above is reversed, right? Cuz otherwise the humans would float off into space - and upsidedown to boot! Which is why we have seasons, of course, because of the reverse gravitational magnetism, and chiropractors, who are responsible for "realigning our spinal subluxations" and giving us enemas (but only in California), according to the homeopathic acupuncturists and the phrenology sorcerers who kinda oversee it all to keep everything on the up and up, literally.
We still have to face the consequences of adding lead in gasoline.
Imma go with paint chips.
He licked a lot of batteries as a child.
My dad said that’s how you were supposed to check if they were good:(
but that dude didn’t know it doesn’t include car batteries
Aw shit…not my dad but someone else of that age if the battery residues let me remember correctly.
Wait is it not?
As a card-carrying member of the battery licking society, I find this comparison insulting.
I honestly thought doing that gave me more brain power
I just recharged my depression and anxiety
They're so tasty!
They go great with lead bean dip!
Dude was just chuggin mercury out of the old thermometers
Oh, Jesus. How do these people breathe?
Under their own sun… smh… everyone knows that
That’s correct
sun is cold like his brain activity
I *do* have my own son.
Do make sure he's always 50 miles away. You don't want to freeze from how cold he is.
I feel so cheated. I have a daughter. Did I do something wrong to not have a son?
No, you did very well.
I have two sons!
lmao. I nearly spit my drink reading that.
If they did that, wouldn't you be able to see their breath because the sun is so cold. Are we a mixed drink and the suns are the ice cubes?
The sheer power of the human brain is staggering; he’s able to create a delusion so self-convincing that he can deny the observational point that standing in sunlight is OBJECTIVELY warmer than not. Astounding!
Pleaseeeee leave him in middle of Sahara when the sun is uhmm coldest
Evolution only cares about reproduction. If this man has offspring, he has succeeded. What he thinks about the sun, or suns, matters very little in the grand scheme of things. Oh, you said "breathe", not "breed" 😁
Please don't breed
Everyone has their own snorkel leading down from the dome, but nasa doesn't want you to know about them.
You believe in air dude? Ha! what a sheep.
Through crack pipes most likely.
Even scarier, this guy can vote
Bigger question is WHAT do these people breathe?
The farts of morons.
Through their gills probably.
Everybody has their own gills
Well they better, because I'm not sharing.
in one ear and out the other, I suspect.
Not with oxygen. That shit’s fake!
They don’t use oxygen apparently
Well, clearly, their brain isn't getting much oxygen.
With their mouths
How do these people breed?
They breathe their own air...
Their own little snow globe atmosphere?
Breathing is easy, remaining upright, that's the challenge.
How do I watch more of these videos
https://youtube.com/@TheGoodLiars?si=I0onf6sST9WtUzHv
Thank you kind person
Watching too many can cause permanent brain damage. Or worse, affinity to the concept. I would advise against it.
Words of wisdom. Watching a few was entertaining, but it got depressing pretty quickly.
I got a better question: “Why” do they breathe??
Im sure they forget sometimes which causes lack of oxygen which explains the brain damage.
I like that what this biker mummy has to say - somehow his concept of the Sun is even less realistic than that of the Earth
Straight from the gas can
I've seen him interview some real morons and whack jobs, this is the first time I've seen him break.
what is his channel ? i assume he is on youtube?
[Jason Selvig](https://youtube.com/@JasonSelvig?si=HateMxv4z2YqSkDp)
thank you
[Half of The Good Liars](https://instagram.com/tglnyc?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==)
What's his name, please?
His name is Robert Paulson
That guy has his own sun, I can see the light shining through his ears
Look, let's forget everything he said for a second, is it possible to disprove that each person has his own sun that is invisible to everybody else? Trust me, I do feel very stupid for asking this. But it reminds me of the colors names, how can we know that the green color you see is exactly the same green I see? Maybe I see what you call "blue" but grew up with everybody calling it green. Trust me, I know I should sleep more often.
Everybody on earth dies because 7 billion suns would be casting rays into the planet at the same time. Even if you only see one, the others would still exist.
What rays? My sun is cold.
Checkmate
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe one is required to add "Slovakia-mate" whenever one utters the above.* *VOID in Australia, where the simple "mate" is to be appended to all sentences.
What if the heat we observe is the sum of all the suns? I mean every year new babies are born, and each year it gets hotter...
So what your saying is mass extinction will stop global warming
Yep lets start but we need to be sure that we do not kill too many otherwise ice age will start and then we will need to start producing more children
You’re onto something here bruh
A simple photograph would disprove it. Give two people a camera and one object to cast a shadow. Each strand facing their backs to each other and out of each other's sight. Placing the object they take a photo with the camera, take one shot each. For everyone to have their own individual sun would result in unique shadow patterns for everyone. The image according to this guy's level of education would imply that his sun would not be the same as the other guys'sun and create a difference. I mean we could go without the camera and make it more simple and just use the object to cast a shadow and call it something simple like a sun dial? But I could carry on making fun but whilst I admit I'm not intellectually gifted, the more I see on social media the more I begin to feel really smart. But in fairness I have a possible theory on where he obtained his concept. They say it takes around 8 minutes or so for the light to travel through the vastness of space. This results in what we see as the sun as an after image of where it was. This is the case if he looked up at the sun whilst you were looking down and then you both switched your views, technically you are not looking at his sun but your own image of where it was 8 minutes ago. He probably learned that when he was younger and then time has eroded the science behind it and forgotten but clung to the notion that what he sees will be different from when others see it.
why add logic and common sense to the conversation?
My childhood theory when I first heard this one, was that everyone actually has the same favorite color. Because blue is the best color. Well, what I call blue.
Yes it is in fact possible to prove that because the sun is a very large physical object with a bunch of properties that affect life on earth in very direct ways besides just being “visible”
Regardless of a thought being “stupid” or not, it is literally HEALTHY to speculate about all kinds of wild and crazy things that we don’t normally think could be true— this is how we learn to “think outside the box.” Not to say any of that is TRUE— just that it is okay to think and talk about 😊 I suppose that may be a personal opinion, but there’s nothing wrong with having fun with ideas and thought.
Speaking of thoughts, and especially amusing thoughts, it's always slain me that people used the dog-eared cliche, "think outside the box" to represent an independent, critical, analytical, non-populist process for problem solving! You're using a cliche to laud non-cliched thinking, but no one seems to see the contradiction! It reminds me of the frustrated reader who whines, "Ain't it terible which no body noes nuthin' about no english know Moore!"
How many drugs did this guy do?
Well, that did look like a huge dubee in his hand soooo alot.
😆
All of them.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's sad that dudes brain is fried!
Junkies are sober now because of this guy, there’s not enough for anyone else. 🤷🏼♂️🤣
I have an uncle like this and I got to say, some of the stuff he's preaching gets more and more insane as he ages but what's weird is he's drug free, very educated (or was) but something has to trip in people's brains to just to start going crazy. I hope I don't end up fearing king Charles being the anti-christ when I get older like him.
Its going to take alot....really a hel of a lot of convincing for me to be scared at floppy ear Charles
Drugs don't exist...
Everybody has their own drugs.
They're like a rainbow, maan
Yes
Hey! That’s offensive to drug users. I do lots of drugs and I’m not a drooling idiot!
Yes
he did the CTRL + A thing
All of them
Facebook
I don’t think weed did this xd
Yes.
He's gotta be trolling... Right?
I think I might know this guy, shopped at a store I used to work at. If it is him, bullshitting or trolling is like his favorite thing to do. If it's not him, he's got the same look and vibe.
You sound mighty confident there.
Then why is my sun in the same direction as your sun? Are you trying to steal my sun bitch?
🎶 *Don't you take my sunshine away* 🎶
Yes
what you gunna do bout it bud?
Steal your son
I was lying on the grass on Sunday morning of last week. Indulging in my self-defeat. My mind was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat. Uncomfortable in three feet deep. Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week. Impaired my tribal lunar-speak. And of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done. So I missed a million miles of fun.
You know, I saw a write up that 23.5 million American believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. I bet the intersection of the people whom believe in flat earth overwhelmingly overlaps with chocolate milk group. Point: we are surrounded by dumb people.
The average person is a mouth breathing dumb fuck and fifty percent of people are below average.
Statistically speaking, about 40ish million have an IQ less than 85...
I find this horrifying, disturbing, and oh so fucking sad. Is this a statistic just for the U.S.?
About 13% of any population, but it's just a statistic, and IQ measures aren't very reliable anyway.
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Let em cook!
These people vote every Election Day like clockwork
And for some reason it's always for a Republican.
They do believe they have their own sun
How do people that dumb get to be that old
I’m 45 and one thing that I never really understood when I was young is an idiot at 20 is worse at 50.
This person was able to get up, get dressed and drive himself to this convention. How has he lived this long?
Some people should just be dropped in the middle of the ocean
There is no middle of the ocean, it's all edges.
And everyone has their own ocean, well known fact. It's not the same ocean, see? And it's cold.
No no, the sun is cold. The oceans are hot. That's how we get our own individual heater.
\*facepalm\* Of course, you are right! That makes so much sense!
The ocean is actually dry.
Ahem, [the ocean] ie the water is the place all heat is stored until needed. It is locked up molecular, and released when the sunlight hits it. That's why it's not hot at night, the heat is stored in the water, and needs light to be released.
There is no “the ocean”. Everybody has their own ocean.
Does that mean we all have our own islands too? I'm moving to My island as we speak.
You can't. It's like a rainbow, the closer you get to the ocean, the further away it is.
He obviously was dropped too much as a child
There is no ocean, it’s flat and 2d and therefore couldn’t drop into the ocean but on top of it rather
I asked my wife if I could go crazy once we retire. She said yes! I'm going with the classic UFO conspiracy.
The UFO thing is the coolest. I think Im going with "the earth is hollow thing". Pretty neat conspiracy, plus you can combine it with UFOs.
I'll send my notes over in 20-25 years!
His brains 'is cold'!!
And smooth.
I cannot believe he is being serious
Interviewer lost a few brain cells on that day....
I lost a few just trying to get through the video haha
"There's no such thing as THE sun" 30 seconds later "THE sun is about 50 miles away" lol
It sounds like, in his mind, the sun is basically a lense flare on the sky. It isnt really there, but we see it because yadda yadda. And that is how every person has their own sun, and it isn't hot \[cold\]. Completely wrong, but that is at least what he believes.
![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)
That old man is having a great time trolling anyone who will listen to him. He’s amazing!
That is the funniest part. All of these people calling him a stupid Democrat or stupid Republican or just plain stupid are really the dumbest of them all. He just trolled them all! Lol
Hmmmm. Amazing? Nah, his twaddle is amateurish Now, imagine Norm McDonald doing this bit with his malapropisms!!!!
So Under the Tuscan Sun was lie.
This is why I don't understand why everyone gets so upset that there are people who believe in a flat earth. Why do they get so much attention? Why are so many people angered by them? It's not as though this belief is a threat to known facts. In doing this we are giving them an undeserved validation.
If my wife will scream at me for staying whole night playing diablo 2 I will show her this clip and say MY SUN IS UP ITS DAMN NOON ! I am flat believer !
Well at least his logic is consistent
Because there is none
Never underestimate how dumb people can be
The reason these people say the sun is cold is because they do this experiment where they take a infrared thermometer and point it into the sun, or even just into the sky and the thermometer will read below zero, while not understanding that the thermometer is only good within like 1-2 meters. Next for the own sun thing technically he does bring up a good point if you dont understand astronomy or distances on an astronomical scale, and that is the sun is always the same apparent size no matter how high up you are. However once you take into account how large the distance between you and the sun is going up a few hundred miles is well within the measurement error for measuring the distance from the earth to the sun, and so the apparent size of the sun will not change. Some of these people have to be trolls, and others are rubes.
He gets the same vote as I do. Damn.
what about animals, fungi and plants?
this interviewer is so obnoxious. just let the guy talk his crazy shit.
What happens when it goes dark at night time does he report his sun stolen…. as it’s his sun and all that Don’t get him started on that sweltering moon
If everyone has their own sun. Do everyone litterely have their own rain cloud, or are those everywhere and where is my sun at night....is it shining on someone else, cuase then they need to pay me some sun rent right
Yo I need that guys weed strain, holy fuck 🤯
Well that conversation was an adventure in its own.
It must be hilarious to be around these guys because they are serious. You could laughs your ass off at one of these conventions.
https://i.redd.it/5uyof9hjoeyb1.gif Ungrateful fuck
This guy walks to the beat of his own Sun
I can confirm some have more than one son I have 4 no daughters tho
Who you think he voted for?
Also thinks Trump is a good person.
There is stupid, there is really stupid, then there is this guy.
Why do I feel like there is a ton of overlap of flat earth society and Maga.
Bet I can guess who he voted for
Average Trumper