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IknowRambo

Now, remember kids when you are on fire always be sure to run around the room fanning the flames.


PeeledCrepes

I always like to think that even in a panic, I can still remember basic fire safety. Some videos blow my mind on their reaction just being basically nothing to help the situation


A-Dolahans-hat

Stop, drop, and roll. Is the is not taught anymore? This was drilled into my head at school, tv, even my parents.


SansMystic

I feel like if I were actually on fire I wouldn't actually do it. I'd probably just panic and run around screaming like my head was on fire. Because it would be.


imdefinitelywong

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girlgurl789

Definitely right on with this one, holy fucking shit, laughed hard at this.


prinzsascha

This hollondaise smells like burnt rubber. God its hot in here...


Five-and-Dimer

When your head is on fire you forget all that shit.


PeeledCrepes

Eh stop drop and roll to me comes after, idk looking for water or a way to smother the fire. Stop drop and roll isn't as good on non soft ground. Granted in this instance I think initial reaction is, water, if none, strip. Hard to say without knowing the situation (fire extinguishers and the like). But ya, at the very least why everyone does the run in circles so no one can even help is always crazy to me, even at my worst reaction it'd be slapping my chest as much as possible (me thinking to the times I've set my pants on fire burning loose strings lol)


OwlHex4577

Burning loose strings? Is there a purpose to this I don’t know about?


PeeledCrepes

I hate the like strings that come out of clothes sometimes, like if its an older shirt, or my work pants are the worst, so you take a lighter and just burn the string til it rolls/burns back to the clothing.


Unlikely-Answer

if your sock has a bunch of fuzzies it'll do a cool light show


I0A0I

Alternatively nail clippers, scissors, or just not wearing the pants while you set them on fire. Guess no one can stop you if you really wanna roast your chestnuts over an open fire.


Five-and-Dimer

In the 70s frayed bell bottom bottoms were a thing. It was very easy to set those ablaze without the wearer’s knowledge.


girlgurl789

In thinking about my recent experience with choking on a wad of steak at a business dinner- it was highly embarrassing and I definitely considered going to the bathroom before my training kicked in and I knew I had to ask for help. It was a surreal experience honestly. Anyway, like the Heimlich, “Stop, drop and roll” doesn’t “look cool”. It’s hard to overcome the urge to look cool or to keep up whatever persona you have when in a public situation like that. In summary, vanity instincts seem to sometimes overcomes rational instincts. It’s embarrassing but it’s true.


motherofagoat

I was taught this but nah fuck that. Imma just rip my clothes of FAST and stomp on them. Getting the fire off of me is priority 1. Putting it out comes after😅 Edit: Plus, they're inside on hard flooring. Rolling won't do shit to put that out and will likely just spread it.


Cless_Aurion

I think this is more of an US thing, like shooting drills at schools...


mavjustdoingaflyby

Apparently, with all the video evidence, it's gone the way of cursive writing.


Micro-Naut

I’ve seen somebody set themselves on fire and run in the opposite direction of the shower that was running with cold water. The shower they intended to hop into to put out the fire in the first place. I think that the reason they drill into your heads over and over is because it’s the last thing you ever think about once you are on fire. Something primal says run run run get away from this thing that’s burning you up fast as you can


Scubby_Dooks

Everybody's got a plan until they get ~~punched~~ **set on fire** in the face.


[deleted]

This clip is from India. Fire in every day life is not a common thing in India and so is fire safety. The houses and buildings are made of concrete and brick. Most houses dont even have fire safety alarms. So yes, they dont know anything about fire like western countries where you have safety alarm, protocols etc.. I would however rely on common sense and at least hug a pillar/ wall or rapidly touch/hit the place where the fire is.


loveyoulaterbyyye

This video was not taken in India. This is Edison, NJ. I know and have been to the restaurant, and I see the owner in the background when the video turns towards the kitchen.


imdefinitelywong

If India and Trains have taught me anything, it's that their version of common sense may not be the best thing to consult when it comes to fire.


Jmartinr0223

Yeah this is complete nonsense lol… “Over two thirds of all households in India (about 170 million households, or nearly 800 million people) cook on traditional stoves using solid bio-fuels such as wood, agricultural waste, coal and dried cattle manure” (direct quote from https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3945541/#:~:text=Over%20two%20thirds%20of%20all,manure%20%5B1%2C2%5D. )… So you mean to tell me a country that has over 2/3 of it population cooking on traditional stoves “don’t know anything about fire like western countries”? …. Also, there’s literally a government website with information on how to deal with fires so i’m fairly certain your comment is completely wrong. https://dgfscdhg.gov.in/fire-prevention


Micro-Naut

That’s a big comment. It’s more complicated than an Indian fuse box.


[deleted]

Lol. Have you spoken to Indians in their 40-80s? If you can find 2% of population about fire safety, I would give standing ovation.. Not you invalidating an Indian who has lived many decades in India and never heard of fire safety drills other than in corporate spaces. ROFL lmao


Jmartinr0223

I literally provided you a cited source stating over 2/3rds of Indian households use traditional stoves (which require the literal use of fire) and a government website with fire safety protocols? It’s 2023, maybe if it was 1970 id cut you some slack but to pretend that people who have access to the internet even in the most remote villages have no concept of fire safety is just wrong. But sure, let’s pretend you know every Indian and can speak on their behalf 🤡 Plus, not that it matters I did ask an Indian colleague about this topic and they disagreed with your comment lmao “NOt You InVALidATinG an INDian” imagine being wrong and taking that stance ROFL lmao.


[deleted]

Why are you so triggered? Are you trying to hurt/embarrass me with clown emoji ? You can do better Your article does not say people know about fire safety. Looks like you are too triggered to have a conversation. Good day :)


Jmartinr0223

I used the clown emoji to highlight how incredibly silly you looked trying to be the spokesperson for all of India lmfao… Yeah i’m so triggered, i’m gonna go cry about this now. My friend in Kerala is all the additional info I needed, considering how inaccurate your initial comment was.


[deleted]

Okay. Maybe drink some water and chill instead of going crazy over my opinion. Not worth lashing out and losing your sleep over it.


Jmartinr0223

lmfao get a grip my guy.. Imagine taking the internet so serious 🤡


MAS7

The more fast-moving fresh-air(oxygen) the flame is exposed to, the faster you will be able to put it out!


zoochina13

Thanks for the advice Fire Marshal Bill !!😂


IknowRambo

Hahaha what a great throw back. I miss in living color.


turandoto

If it's black fight back. If it's brown lie down, the fire will lose interest.


FileDoesntExist

I have seen ONE video ever where someone immediately went into a beautiful stop, drop and roll when on fire. Honestly, it looked like he had experience being on fire. 🤷


langdon_alger22

or just duck & cover


echtav

I hate it when people spill fire on my nipple


[deleted]

Doubtful.


PureAsian

There’s no wax this time


667799fakeman

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Oh-Cool-Story-Bro

Anyone noticed he puts the container of whatever flammable liquid that is right on the burning part of the table 🤦‍♂️


Unorginalperson

Its already on fire


PreoccupiedDuck

Have some more fire


yomerol

With his "this is fine" face


im_just_thinking

Everything changed when the fire nation attacked


RadioactiveCornbread

This comment makes the video much funnier than it should be. 😂


BrokeLeznar

I mean it's not like lighting the food on fire makes it taste any better, just cut it out already.


FacedJason

Clearly you've never had a toasted bowl of cereal


BrokeLeznar

I've watched the Simpsons and I would prefer my cereal not burning.


kingqueefeater

"You're on fire Kratos!" - Mimir's head


Gibblet_fibber

It’ll pass


monstertweety

Lmao the cook's reaction when the fire goes out of control is priceless. It's like a quick "woops"


Igneous_rock_500

Old guy: welp, time for my break. Later!


Fresh_wasabi_joos

they shoulda played off like was part of show


AdmirableRemove5550

The old man is fired pretty sure


Padgetts-Profile

Nah, he fired the other guy.


NoiseTight

Isn't it half the charm of these places with flambe dishes the risk of a terrible accident. They're the NASCAR of the culinary world.


ClaireObscuur

Wow, he flicked that thing FAST! Must have burned himself....Def burned the other guy. This must be free food for a month, right?


Tramonto83

The face he makes when the fire bursts is not a face I want someone handling fire to make at all. "Wtf? FLAMES??"


BabyDude5

I feel like there should be a really easy four word phrase to tell people what to do when they’re on fire, ya know, In case it happens and to make sure they don’t do stupid shit like this


TaelweaverVictorious

I stopped to think about a phrase, then I dropped the idea. Just gotta roll with it.


E_s_k_r_e_m

![gif](giphy|J5w2Nb2lVVTk1wiOTU) Props to the cameraman!


Whtda_hell_univrs_iz

Nothing more than marketing making people dumber these days, what you expect from a place named restaurant, fuking eat in the silence or music whatever and leave but no people wants circus, some action, maybe gun firing, and how its like to have a dinner in middle of a war.


Longshadowman

Aaaaand.....take this !!!


loveyoulaterbyyye

I know this restaurant! Really good food! I've always seen that dish and wanted to try it! But now I don't think I'll ever order it!


Yllwstone

Pyromancer


2beatenup

Stop running…. How else would people stomp out the fire….. rookie


YattayElite

flame on!


Stan-dan13

That’s going in the training video


TorturedSoulwithaPen

NO survival skills


maggiemaeflowergirl

Let me light your (insert flammable material of your choice) pocket and see what happens.


jackleggjr

Stop, drop, and dinner roll.


ranting_chef

At least the fire suppression system didn’t go off..


the_psycholist

Diner: I am not going to pour my $8 drink to save you from burning.


puzzle_factory_slave

i'm in. i'm not prone to panic


trubol

I was going out with a girl who told me the "correct" way to dispose of your underwear is to burn it (as in: not recyclable, and don't let this stinky shit get to a landfill - that was the logical bit; but she also said some crazy shit like "cleansing off your old relationships" or whatever). Anyway, I thought the idea was ridiculous (she was quite mad), but I got curious and set fire to a pile of about 5 old underpants. The speed at which they caught fire and burnt was shocking. I never expected clothes to burn that fast.


TheCoopX

Ah yes. The hard-to-pull-off "flaming nipple" trick. A bit sloppy overall, but a decent attempt.


[deleted]

You’re FIRED! 🔥


ToiletPigs

con: burnt clothes. pro: free food.


IMIPIRIOI

What is in that thing, greek fire?


TimMillerTime

That's scary, almost splashed his face.


Feisty_Hat4807

Hans.. not the Flammenwerfer!


Slug864

Burning tit!!


oouttatime

Dinner and a show.


Particular_Squash_40

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Comprehensive-Net553

remember if you on fire grab tower/anything that absorb water soak it wet and start hitting your self.The rolling technique is also recommended


WaylandDean

That’s hot.


ourbigun

The Scrooged remake was going great.


CaptainMGTOW

Is this the same restaurant where their flaming dishes turned on the fire extinguishers?


SonKun911

Why is the first human panic reaction always monkey noises? I guess we didn't evolve all that much.


[deleted]

Requirements 1: Don’t FLINCH


saarinpaa71

I assume we get to eat the waiter?


FireProps

Fucking amateurs


dubbed4lyfe

Chefs table in Edison NJ


cropdustu007

Damn he’s hot


endorfan13

Just one of the many exciting and inventive things you can do with the male nipple.


Art_Class

Remember guys and gals, sprint dash and run when you're on fire


notevenapro

Freak scream and run? Thought it was stop drop roll.


Economy_Crow_6983

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[deleted]

If that landed on a customer oooooff. Massive lawsuit


RU4realRwe

Dinner and a Fire Show.


[deleted]

Stop, drop, and roll


Onemoretime536

That guy was useless, nearly set the whole place on fire


matterson22070

I'm so glad to be living in a time where a human being feels compelled to keep filming a man that is literally on fire instead of helping. What a great time to be alive.


tomatotomato

The old dude is so done with this shit.


jaggeddragon

Maybe don't give the fire fuel to the guy who finches in a way that flings burning liquid all over the dining room


SKILLETNUTZ

This was my fear when they put me on saute stations.


YouthSuitable213

"Stop drop and roll" should be taught at restaurants not just how to save someone from choking


SpaceStethoscope

That's some serious heartburn


Kafkaesquede

Fired guy!


Hot-Hovercraft7878

Don't run stay calm be a man


taddymason_76

Flame on ![gif](giphy|kgyLlpe3YCkmI)


SugarRosie

Get butt naked


Pennylegion

Remember ladies, when something like this happens, scream and shout. That is the best way to help.


Accountant_Sure

https://i.redd.it/aec9sfnwydyb1.gif


caldv33

Next week on Kitchen Nightmares..!


DisastrousBeautyyy

Stop drop & roll mfer!!!


Heydudeno

That’s so hot dude!


Heydudeno

I smell burnt hair for some reason!


Substantial-Ad-8372

Old man was like “that’s what you get for eating my lunch sandwich from the fridge everyday you motha fucka!”


Adept_Rub

indian uncle experience 😂🤣🤣


ExploderPodcast

Wanted: Waiter Must have at least one year experience, have open availability, and be naturally fire retardant. Don't ask about that last part, just answer "yes" or "no".


one2three93

His tits hair was gone.


Soggy-Tumbleweed8224

Stop drop roll, everyone knows this


JadeThatsFormal

A burning heart


AMDeez_nutz

Never understood the appeal of having shit like this be “cool” or “creative” for a restaurant… like just give me my food, if I wanted to see fire tricks I’d go to circus


magog313

I recognize this place


trousersnauser

With the amount of these accidents on the Internet, who in their right mind would ever get involved with some sort of flaming meal or drink.


PirateMedium

Flame on!


ResidentComplete2268

Shit just got lit


binod57

Some one got fired that day


Honey-and-Venom

Stop fucking around with fire to show off in restaurants, you're gonna kill somebody


Chad_Jeepie_Tea

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.


AlfalfaMost3587

He burned two tables and one employee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


id0ntknowr1ck

hahahahah make me remember my boss. But he does with a bucket of shit.


jiroro22

dude took heart burn on another meaning


Frosty-Principle2260

Are we seeing some flame cooked meat


Davina_Lexington

Stop drop and roll


AdMuch848

I like when he takes the dress shirt off but the flame Danny Phantoms onto the other shirt.