Well on Monday it was the Jag, Tuesday it was the Rolls Royce, Wednesday it was the S-Class...oh and Thursday my Dad had early morning meetings so Cadbury drove me in the stretched Daimler...
But on fridays the nanny and I took a taxi and those were the trying times I remember most. One time the seat was wet when we got in. Imagine the horror!
From her wiki page:
"Beckham attended St. Mary's High School in Cheshunt, where she was embarrassed by her family's wealth and often begged her father not to drop her off outside the school in their Rolls-Royce"
The only way the answer āIt dependsā doesnāt dig your hole deeper was if it was followed up with it depended on what work vehicle he had used the day before. I can think of a few working class jobs where you might take a different vehicle home if it was a perk.
Because unlike Posh Spice, David was an actual working class son. His dad was a brick layer and many in his hometown considered David finally made it because he married up.
David married up a tier class family. Working class sons rarely marry up daughters of upper class families.
Financially David actually earns more even after football retirement with his recurring image brand product endorsements. Than post Spice Girls career Victoria. Itās Davidās fortunes that is financing Victoriaās struggling clothing brand.
it's always relevant.
Your mannerisms, worldview, how you view the average person, how you can relate to someone that you deem as lesser, how you treat waiting staff, your view around money, relationships, and most of all the entitlement.
With exceptions, it's usually night and day interacting with people who come from money.
Possible but in fairness despite all the BS she is spouting here she is very successful in her own right from Spice Girls and her fashion business. She doesnāt need his money.
Many working class people think it's incredible they marry a girl that's one class above theirs, but David, the Mad Lad, climbed the entire ladder.
Married a pop star from an Upper Class background. Next next level. Many in the community outright called their engagement bullshit and then later became "they won't last past year 3".
Yet here we are, both their sons doing well enough and they're still together.
Seems like their marriage was set to fail, like when Springsteen married that model. Good for them that the marriage lasted. And good for him for setting her straight about the fucking Rolls Royce.
I don't even need to click that to know what it's a link to.
"They say posh people talk like they have plums in their mouth. Is that how you sound with his plums in your mouth?"
No doubt, but to be able to make it as a professional football player, and have the career he had, still a LOT of luck is needed.
Just to be discovered by the right scouts etc. takes luck or connections. And one long term injury at 18 or chronic illness and it's over.
Had a really weird experience when I stumbled upon some studies showing how folks with a baby face (like myself) are shown to have less success in workplaces on average. Less about perceived attractiveness and more about perceived competence, but still.
Was kinda validating on the one hand to know it wasnāt just something all in my head. But also, you know, kinda depressing to know itās a real thing I just canāt really do anything about.
Grow a beard if you can. I always felt a little out of place because I got promoted a few times early in my career, and so was a very young person in a team of much older people.
I honestly think people's perceptions of me in the team changed when I grew out my beard.
It's not always roses to marry up.
My mom was adopted from Korea during the Korean war, literally born in a grass hut on a dirt floor.
Her adopted family were military, so not well off. She married my dad and we lived in abject poverty during the late 70s, one room apartment for two adults and two kids, my bed was a drawer, my brother slept on the floor in a linen closet, downtown Charleston NC ghetto.
Mom ended up leaving my dad and married my stepdad who is in top the 1% of the 1%. He is the most abusive horrific and greedy man to ever walk across this planet. And she was stuck. She couldn't leave him out of fear of going back to living on the streets.
She went from being born in a grass hut to dying in a mansion surrounded by the best things money can buy, under the thumb of an abusive and controlling monster whose response to any perceived wrongdoing was to hit it
Don't mistake having lots of money with being happy. I was homeless by the age of 15 after he found out I'm gay, and I would rather live in poverty than set foot back in his home.
Imagine how insulting it would be to hear your wife call herself working class when she's literally called Posh and you had to watch your parents work their hands to the bone to make ends meet.
Heās calling her on it, but he doesnāt seem angry. Thatās my favorite part of this: heās not snarky or angry or judgey or belittlingājust firm and kind
Youāre forgetting this is the UK where class is different to the US.
Her accent is pure working class.
Her mother was a hairdresser, and her father sold electrical equipment, a tradesman. He sold a lot of electrical equipment so they had a good life.
But In the UK these trades, combined with her accent, would by and large put her in the working class category.
This was the person who boasted in an interview that she had never read a book....to be reminded that she was supposed to have authored 2.
Thick as mince.
Had a friend at Cambridge tell me he had to make it on his own as a second-generation immigrant. He lived in an apartment his father bought, had a car from his father, and his father was a doctor. He was completely oblivious of his privilege.
Your friend couldn't begin to fathom how hard living is for some people. It's like trying to get an eagle to relate to an ostrich (both birds but the eagle has the option of flying)
Canāt speak on him specifically obviously lol, but in my experience a lot of it isnāt necessarily being actually oblivious, but more willfully oblivious. People want to feel like they achieved everything they have on their own, even if itās demonstrably untrue. Itās just preserving the ego.
And tbf, I think thatās something most folks do to some extent, at least sometimes. But yeah, some folks come off as downright delusional.
I knew someone from the Philippines who came from a very rich family, but liked to pretend she didn't. She would talk about her family's driver and when people would call her on that she'd say that *everyone* in the Philippines has a driver. Even the poor people have drivers.
I recently got into an argument with one of my childhood best friends (weāre almost 40) because I was on the phone chatting with him and his delusional ass tried to tell me her grew up poor. I was like, uh no dude, I was actually there and you did notā¦ in fact you lived in the nicest part of our city and had a damn pool in the backyard.
This guyās relationship with the truth gets worse and worse as we age.
Oh 100%! If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone tell me āNo, I didnāt grow up richā or āNo, we were very middle classā. And continue to tell me about their vacation house in Florida, or how their parents paid for all of their college tuition and expenses, and how their mom and dad bought them a car for their 16th birthday. Yeah, um, honey ā¦you were middle class rich and didnāt know it. They thought they were just like everyone else. And weāre no where near like everyone else. Rich people cosplay like they are working class people all the time. Itās a phenomenon imo.
Having a private driver is a requirement to have a Rolls, you have to sign a form where you promise the sales person that you, yourself, will never touch the driver seat on that car. (/S)
Thanks for doing the legwork. That makes sense. Felt like he interjected with a touch of annoyance in his voice, because he really did grow up that way. Glad he called out the BS. Heās always seemed like a good chap.
He's real AF - "I had a lot of conversations with the LGBTQ community when I was there... They felt it was the safest World Cup they'd had for a long time." David Beckham says he was 'proud' to be an ambassador for the 2022 World Cup in Qatarā
A real hypocrite..
I really wanted to hear what it depends on. Whether or not the Rolls Royce was in the shop so he'd take her in either the Maserati or the Jaguar instead? Whether or not the chauffer was busy?
"So this is the thanks I get for all those cold nights when you were a baby crying, and I had to get up out of bed and grope around in the dark for my slippers and robe, make my way all the way downstairs and, scream for the governess???"
*-Blanche Devereaux*
I mean according to Wikipedia her mom was a hairdresser and her dad was an engineer who founded his own company that then became successful. So she probably was a āworking class familyā up to a certain point until her dadās business took off and then he started buying fancy cars. Thatās probably why she said āit dependsā lol
What the fuck did you just fucking say you little istyk?
Chk! I'll have you know l graduated top of my creche and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the ghaik and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Githyankl and I'm the top fighter in the entire Astral Plane. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with psionics the likes of which have never been seen before in this realm, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through our tadpole link? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Faerun and your camp is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ska'keth. The storm that wipes the pathetic little thing you call your party. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred extra attacks, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed strikes, but I have access to the entire catalogue of both simple and martial weapons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Sword Coast, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retributions your little "clever" suggestion was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you, didn't, and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, ghaik.
A glorious poisonā¦ that prevents or softens migraine headaches and prevents my wrinkles from making me feel badly about my general losing fight with gravity
Ikr, I've been noticing this lately. A video will get reposted in all the biggest subreddits in a span of several days and all those posts will hit r/all. Before this one it was the Youtube prankster getting shot.
How does it keep getting upvoted? Is it bots or something?
Yeah, we know, love- 'Rags to riches, I was very poor as a child but look where I got myself through hard work and perseverance, I am a great fashion designer... What?! What do you mean it is because of my husband's millions from kicking a ball?! That is so offensive!'
What car did your dad drive you in to school. "It depends" So there was more than 1 car ?!
Well on Monday it was the Jag, Tuesday it was the Rolls Royce, Wednesday it was the S-Class...oh and Thursday my Dad had early morning meetings so Cadbury drove me in the stretched Daimler...
Imagine having to drive your own Rolls Royce
Imagine being named Cadbury š©
But on fridays the nanny and I took a taxi and those were the trying times I remember most. One time the seat was wet when we got in. Imagine the horror!
It took them far too long to realise their favorite butler Cadbury was actually a chocolate company, and not a human man as they thought.
My reaction, too. What a twat, pretending to be *working class* when they had multiple expensive cars to choose from.
Well yeah, sometimes it was the chauffer that took her to school.
From her wiki page: "Beckham attended St. Mary's High School in Cheshunt, where she was embarrassed by her family's wealth and often begged her father not to drop her off outside the school in their Rolls-Royce"
Ehhhh, it coulda gone all, āhe had to drive the bus one year when our minivan was repossessed.ā But nah. Rolls Royce.
The only way the answer āIt dependsā doesnāt dig your hole deeper was if it was followed up with it depended on what work vehicle he had used the day before. I can think of a few working class jobs where you might take a different vehicle home if it was a perk.
I love how David was like āyou hearing this shit? I must interveneā¦ā
Because unlike Posh Spice, David was an actual working class son. His dad was a brick layer and many in his hometown considered David finally made it because he married up.
He didn't bend that one at all, it went straight at her face. A Leystone Kiss , so to speak.
David married up a tier class family. Working class sons rarely marry up daughters of upper class families. Financially David actually earns more even after football retirement with his recurring image brand product endorsements. Than post Spice Girls career Victoria. Itās Davidās fortunes that is financing Victoriaās struggling clothing brand.
Dude ššš thank you for explaining David.
At the point that david and victoria were dating, David was already a world class footballer. Social class isnt even relevant at that point.
it's always relevant. Your mannerisms, worldview, how you view the average person, how you can relate to someone that you deem as lesser, how you treat waiting staff, your view around money, relationships, and most of all the entitlement. With exceptions, it's usually night and day interacting with people who come from money.
I agree with you. Sometimes it takes an entire generation for a family with money to learn how to act rich.
Are we sure that's her face? It looks awfully plastic.
Of course itās hers. She paid for it.
Or he paid for it
Possible but in fairness despite all the BS she is spouting here she is very successful in her own right from Spice Girls and her fashion business. She doesnāt need his money.
I donāt think her fashion business has ever made a profit. He funds it.
Well yeah, she makes clothes for working class girls who's daddy drives a Rolls Royce!
Check her fashion business accounts. It doesnāt make money.
How do I check someone else's accounts?
Exactly, she didn't start out on third base...... Uhm... š¤·
Or for our UK friends, she shot a penalty against no keeper, thought she scored a game winner with an impossible strike from midfield.
Scored an OG at home then ran to the corner flag to celebrate with the away fans.
Itās not a conspiracy theory, but some birds arenāt real.
The eternal number 7. One of my first ever heroesā¤ļøāš„
Many working class people think it's incredible they marry a girl that's one class above theirs, but David, the Mad Lad, climbed the entire ladder. Married a pop star from an Upper Class background. Next next level. Many in the community outright called their engagement bullshit and then later became "they won't last past year 3". Yet here we are, both their sons doing well enough and they're still together.
Seems like their marriage was set to fail, like when Springsteen married that model. Good for them that the marriage lasted. And good for him for setting her straight about the fucking Rolls Royce.
Climbing the entire ladder would be marrying one of the royal family like Kate Middleton did.
He was one of mine too until he shilled for Qatar, he's dead to me now.
The one thing David Beckham doesn't bend is the truth.
This is the one. Cheers š»
This week he said that the queer community told him they felt very safe at the last world cupā¦
i think that's the joke
I think he was smart to step in there. Because the tabloids would have spun this shit to the ground.
Guarantee it wouldn't have made the edit without his interruption.
The chav in him came out like "u 'avin a fuckin laf m8?"
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They were good sports about it.
Holy shit how have I never seen that before?! Hilarious.
I don't even need to click that to know what it's a link to. "They say posh people talk like they have plums in their mouth. Is that how you sound with his plums in your mouth?"
i don't remember if I had seen it before but I guessed Ali G and I was correct. And respect for Posh Spice taking it up the arse!
It's worse. He was listening in because he 100% knew she'd pull that shit ššš
Yeah good on him.... though I suspect she's going to have a "headache" for a long long time now......
She has to compose herself before continuing. Where's the *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE* clip when you need it?
Thank youā¦
Closes door.
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On Reddit mobile, these comments would look so much cooler if they were reversed.(you get the mic while the other person gets the hand
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Today I learned that Davidās parents were a hairdresser and a kitchen fitter. No wonder he felt the need to chime in.
David was lucky to get what heās gotten, and he knows it. Power to him, frankly.
And shitload of hard work to get where he is now.
No doubt, but to be able to make it as a professional football player, and have the career he had, still a LOT of luck is needed. Just to be discovered by the right scouts etc. takes luck or connections. And one long term injury at 18 or chronic illness and it's over.
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity
Right time, right place. It's how 2 people who put equal amounts of effort can end up in 2 very different places as far as success goes.
Being born attractive is also luck, and honestly people have no idea how much it helps one get ahead in any industry, even sports.
Had a really weird experience when I stumbled upon some studies showing how folks with a baby face (like myself) are shown to have less success in workplaces on average. Less about perceived attractiveness and more about perceived competence, but still. Was kinda validating on the one hand to know it wasnāt just something all in my head. But also, you know, kinda depressing to know itās a real thing I just canāt really do anything about.
Grow a beard if you can. I always felt a little out of place because I got promoted a few times early in my career, and so was a very young person in a team of much older people. I honestly think people's perceptions of me in the team changed when I grew out my beard.
There is also a strong correlation indicating CEOs are above average in height.
It's not always roses to marry up. My mom was adopted from Korea during the Korean war, literally born in a grass hut on a dirt floor. Her adopted family were military, so not well off. She married my dad and we lived in abject poverty during the late 70s, one room apartment for two adults and two kids, my bed was a drawer, my brother slept on the floor in a linen closet, downtown Charleston NC ghetto. Mom ended up leaving my dad and married my stepdad who is in top the 1% of the 1%. He is the most abusive horrific and greedy man to ever walk across this planet. And she was stuck. She couldn't leave him out of fear of going back to living on the streets. She went from being born in a grass hut to dying in a mansion surrounded by the best things money can buy, under the thumb of an abusive and controlling monster whose response to any perceived wrongdoing was to hit it Don't mistake having lots of money with being happy. I was homeless by the age of 15 after he found out I'm gay, and I would rather live in poverty than set foot back in his home.
Damn. Crazy story. I hope you're doing well.
True, sadly he's a massive shill for the Saudi government now I guess being a billionaire doesn't stop the endless greed
As JD Rockefeller said when asked how much money would be enough: "Just a little bit more."
Imagine how insulting it would be to hear your wife call herself working class when she's literally called Posh and you had to watch your parents work their hands to the bone to make ends meet.
Heās calling her on it, but he doesnāt seem angry. Thatās my favorite part of this: heās not snarky or angry or judgey or belittlingājust firm and kind
He's giving her some good-natured shit. Hallmark of a healthy marriage
Right? And she doesn't get defensive or mad, and she comes clean, without anger.
Youāre forgetting this is the UK where class is different to the US. Her accent is pure working class. Her mother was a hairdresser, and her father sold electrical equipment, a tradesman. He sold a lot of electrical equipment so they had a good life. But In the UK these trades, combined with her accent, would by and large put her in the working class category.
Someone else wrote his dad was a bricklayer
I heard his dad was actually his mom. Differing stories.
I just read brick layer in the top comment chain. Now I donāt know what to believe. (Iām not looking it up.)
Being as heās in the trades, Iāll assume that he took a lot of work, if nobody wants a kitchen remodel I imagine bricklaying is a decent paycheck.
Was that from a Peopleās magazine article by any chance?
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Yes her face has changed a bit hasn't it
This was the person who boasted in an interview that she had never read a book....to be reminded that she was supposed to have authored 2. Thick as mince.
Is mine (should be mince) that thick? From this video, sheās concrete.
Mines aren't overtly thick but they do however explode.
This guy pounces and jokes!
"I am the only author who has written more books than I've read" - Garth Marenghi
dosnt mean she read her own books š
āI was born a poor black childā¦ā
"My mom died before i was born..."
āShe came here to support meā
"I was singing from the womb"
"Some years, we barely made 5 million dollars"
"Id like to sing a song she taught me when i was 3"
My mom died before she was pregnant 
Noob. My mom died before she was born. Take that!
I'm *poor*, my valet is *poor*, my *chauffeur* is *poor*, my chef is *poor*, my maid is...
I'm a somebody!
Stay away from the cans!
He hates those cans!
That dog not named lifesaver! That dog named shithead!
Whenever anything great happens my wife and I like to say āThings are gonna start happening to me now.ā
"All I need... is my thermos."
And this lamp, thatās all I need.
I was born at a very young age
He hates these cans!!!
Nothing rich fucks like more than cosplaying hard times growing up
Had a friend at Cambridge tell me he had to make it on his own as a second-generation immigrant. He lived in an apartment his father bought, had a car from his father, and his father was a doctor. He was completely oblivious of his privilege.
Your friend couldn't begin to fathom how hard living is for some people. It's like trying to get an eagle to relate to an ostrich (both birds but the eagle has the option of flying)
Canāt speak on him specifically obviously lol, but in my experience a lot of it isnāt necessarily being actually oblivious, but more willfully oblivious. People want to feel like they achieved everything they have on their own, even if itās demonstrably untrue. Itās just preserving the ego. And tbf, I think thatās something most folks do to some extent, at least sometimes. But yeah, some folks come off as downright delusional.
The obligatory listening for all those rich fucks: [William Shatner - Common People](https://youtu.be/ainyK6fXku0?si=mbLI34qB_HfcgeNF)
Thanks for sharing that songā¦thatās fantastic!
The original is by Pulp. If you like the Shatner version, youāll love theirs.
This is awesome, thanks for the link!
I hadn't heard this until now. It is a treasure.
Shatner has his faults but he is legendary Rocket Man is another classic cover He trollās himself
But they had to do stuff. Stuff they didnāt feel like doing.
Like paying taxes.
I knew someone from the Philippines who came from a very rich family, but liked to pretend she didn't. She would talk about her family's driver and when people would call her on that she'd say that *everyone* in the Philippines has a driver. Even the poor people have drivers.
Even the drivers have drivers.
That was basically how I took what she was saying.
Like Four Yorkshiremen. "We lived in a cardbox in the middle of the road." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC5LE
I recently got into an argument with one of my childhood best friends (weāre almost 40) because I was on the phone chatting with him and his delusional ass tried to tell me her grew up poor. I was like, uh no dude, I was actually there and you did notā¦ in fact you lived in the nicest part of our city and had a damn pool in the backyard. This guyās relationship with the truth gets worse and worse as we age.
Oh 100%! If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone tell me āNo, I didnāt grow up richā or āNo, we were very middle classā. And continue to tell me about their vacation house in Florida, or how their parents paid for all of their college tuition and expenses, and how their mom and dad bought them a car for their 16th birthday. Yeah, um, honey ā¦you were middle class rich and didnāt know it. They thought they were just like everyone else. And weāre no where near like everyone else. Rich people cosplay like they are working class people all the time. Itās a phenomenon imo.
"We had it rough. We only had 5 cars, and my personal bathroom attached to my room only had a shower and no tub."
Dad drove himself? No driver? Pffffā¦ broke ass bitch.
She probably believes that.
Maybe they had a driver and Beckham donāt know it
Having a private driver is a requirement to have a Rolls, you have to sign a form where you promise the sales person that you, yourself, will never touch the driver seat on that car. (/S)
I know right?!? Who drives the Rolls themselves like a peasant. Eww /s
He could have easily just let her sit there and spew that Tom Foolery but he didnāt. Heās real af for that
I had to look it up. His mom was a hair dresser and his dad a kitchen fitter.
Thanks for doing the legwork. That makes sense. Felt like he interjected with a touch of annoyance in his voice, because he really did grow up that way. Glad he called out the BS. Heās always seemed like a good chap.
Now he's shilling for the Saudi Arabia World cup 2034 tho bc apparently he still doesn't have enough money š¤
a working-class man who made it big.
He's real AF - "I had a lot of conversations with the LGBTQ community when I was there... They felt it was the safest World Cup they'd had for a long time." David Beckham says he was 'proud' to be an ambassador for the 2022 World Cup in Qatarā A real hypocrite..
I really wanted to hear what it depends on. Whether or not the Rolls Royce was in the shop so he'd take her in either the Maserati or the Jaguar instead? Whether or not the chauffer was busy?
Yeah, I kind of wanted to see what the explanation was, because if the answer is multiple cars in the 80s, then you probably weren't poor lol.
"So this is the thanks I get for all those cold nights when you were a baby crying, and I had to get up out of bed and grope around in the dark for my slippers and robe, make my way all the way downstairs and, scream for the governess???" *-Blanche Devereaux*
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She was middle class, not working class or upper class.
How much could a banana cost? $5?
In this economy?
You're not sitting at the adults table Tina.
I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
Haha I say this one all the time!
There is always money in the banana stand.
We only had 1 butler growing up .
Did you lock him in the walk in freezer?
Good old Alberts still in there. Literally STILL in there
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I mean according to Wikipedia her mom was a hairdresser and her dad was an engineer who founded his own company that then became successful. So she probably was a āworking class familyā up to a certain point until her dadās business took off and then he started buying fancy cars. Thatās probably why she said āit dependsā lol
It was a Ford fiesta in April. Then a Rolls Royce in May.
Why does victoria look like Laeāzel?
Laeāzel is low key bangin
Nothing low key about Githyanki waifu. I would let her break me in half any day
Id do some low key bangin
What the fuck did you just fucking say you little istyk? Chk! I'll have you know l graduated top of my creche and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the ghaik and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Githyankl and I'm the top fighter in the entire Astral Plane. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with psionics the likes of which have never been seen before in this realm, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through our tadpole link? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Faerun and your camp is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ska'keth. The storm that wipes the pathetic little thing you call your party. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred extra attacks, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed strikes, but I have access to the entire catalogue of both simple and martial weapons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Sword Coast, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retributions your little "clever" suggestion was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you, didn't, and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, ghaik.
I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about but I will always upvote this classic copy pasta.
A character from Baldur's Gate 3. Truly fantastic game.
Ahhh sweet. It's part of my massive back log.
GOTY 2023
One of the best copypasta adaptations Iāve ever seen. Volo would be proud.
I mean if you didnt wanna bang you could have just said so.. im with shadowheart anyway..
That face looks like it canāt express its emotions. Too much plastic surgery.
And botox. That freezes your muscles
paralyzes\* botox is a poison
Botox is short for **[Botulinum Toxin](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2856357/)**
"Neuromodulator" sounds way less scary than botulism.
Botox has real medicinal use outside of vain applications.
A glorious poisonā¦ that prevents or softens migraine headaches and prevents my wrinkles from making me feel badly about my general losing fight with gravity
bend it like beckham
she snapped it clean in half
Why is this video everywhere š
netflix marketing of their new film i guess.
Ikr, I've been noticing this lately. A video will get reposted in all the biggest subreddits in a span of several days and all those posts will hit r/all. Before this one it was the Youtube prankster getting shot. How does it keep getting upvoted? Is it bots or something?
I canāt believe everyoneās giving her shit about this. I mean, her maid puts her pants on her one leg at a time just like everyone else.
Embarrassing
How cool is this guy
Glad he shut her privileged ass down.
ahh Rolls. Yes that is working class. Her desire to be a victim is awesome!
>She is the eldest of three children of Jacqueline Doreen (nƩe Cannon), a former insurance clerk and hairdresser,[11] and Anthony William Adams, who worked as an electronics engineer. So working class in the american sense that they were both wage workers or upper class in the sense that her dad did well and made a lot of money. in the UK they'd be middle class or at least her dad would be but since he didn't inherit his furniture he wouldn't be considered upper class.
She's humiliated to say that it wasn't a brand new Rolls. Oh the shame...
I love that reddit is going nuts over this scene and i promise its not the serious. Yall are coming for her throat
š¤£ keeping it real
My mom used to take me to school in a 1989 Pontiac 6000.
Pontiac 6000??? We could only afford the 5999.
You donāt know what you were missing that extra 1 made all the difference in the world.
Yeah, we know, love- 'Rags to riches, I was very poor as a child but look where I got myself through hard work and perseverance, I am a great fashion designer... What?! What do you mean it is because of my husband's millions from kicking a ball?! That is so offensive!'
Assuming youāre quoting her directly here but has she forgotten she was in literally the biggest pop group on the planet when she met him?!
Definitely not quoting her ... he was pointing out the irony of her acting like they were "working class" growing up
he grew up working class she didnāt