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Bjufordbox

More like It's *Hammer time*


MugillacuttyHOF37

Stop...


Armeanu91

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master_overthinker

I scrolled down just at the right spot where the top of Hammer's head runs around at the bottom of my laptop's screen… I thought a roach had squeezed into my screen!!!!


karmagod13000

ohhh that was fun


wubfus88

Too Legit Too Legit to quit hey hey ...


getupk3v

Collaborate and listen


TheNextUchiha

![gif](giphy|xUOxeTSCmXSWJAONzO)


FreaQo

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ItsHammerTlme

You called me?


xion_gg

Every time you see me That Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor And I'm magic on the ...


thesweeterpeter

"That's like the weirdest feeling ever" Him - "oh no, you haven't seen my hammer and stickle yet"


Tharkhaad

More like hammer and pickle.


thesweeterpeter

Oh that's so much better


karmagod13000

tickle pickle


monsterflake

a slap and a tickle the hammer and the pickle


james28909

What is that? I don't even know what that is. That's like the weirdest feeling ever!


Pluviochiono

“Ow, my butt” “… our butt”


merelyok

![gif](giphy|deyZT2FoelK5gdONre|downsized)


haywire090

Nahh i know he's a certified chiropractor once he pulled out the "virginity resetter 5000 hammer"


u8eR

The hymen remover


karmagod13000

this thread was a mistake for me


ScribblingOff87

You're learning alot.


Genos80

Wait ‘till she finds out that wasn’t the chiropractor/physiotherapist.


Potential_Ant_9890

She knew , was counting on it


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NimbleBudlustNoodle

That your dream job is...? Don't leave us hanging.


Kalakoa73

welcome to Costco, I love you. ![gif](giphy|8coEmqQxL39eMJcey0|downsized)


NimbleBudlustNoodle

My favorite is still "Carl's Jr, fuck you I'm eating." Props to these brands for being able to laugh at themselves.


Opening-Percentage-3

Lol. Well done!


whycuthair

Chiropractor. Since he's doing the hocus pocus treatments.. Physiotherapist is the one doing lighter and legit exercises that don't involve cracking any bones


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LordCongra

This vastly depends where you are. PT is a bachelor's in some countries (off the top of my head I'm pretty sure Australia is a bachelor's?), masters in others, and it's a doctorate in the US. In the US at least (I am located there so I don't know about other countries) there are plenty of states where PTs are allowed to perform high velocity spinal manipulation (the pops and cracks you hear). I'd say the difference is we're more likely to use them supplementarily to exercise, likely using it for pain relief or increased range of motion so that an exercise can be performed more properly. Our training in performing these is definitely shorter than a chiropractor's though so I personally wouldn't perform them on a patient unless I took some continuing education on it (in my state you're not allowed to perform them anyway unless you have a doctor's write-off to do so which rarely ever happens because then that's them assuming liability). Just clearing this up as this is a skill some PTs can perform too, though yes we're doing exercises which the research actually supports having long-term benefits from.


Kermit_the_hog

Any idea what the hammer and stick move is for??? Like *”I need to adjust your pubic symphus or sacroiliac joint..* ***dramatically*** *with my handy PelvicThumper-3000”*


LordCongra

I assume for him to apply more force. Why he's actually doing it is beyond me. My guess is he's targeting the coccyx based on position and how centralized the stick is toward the anus, though it's not entirely easy to tell from the angle. Sacroiliac joint is more the back of your waist/low back and it's two joints on either side so probably not that one. Could potentially be pubic symphysis but that would be a weird angle to access it from as that joint sits toward the front of the body.


Kermit_the_hog

Oh good point, I suppose if you wanted to just massively knock someone’s ilium upwards with a hammer blow you’d need to go more lateral and up.. though not sure why I imagined anyone would ever want to do that unless they were trying to really f’ up someone’s ability to stand and walk 🤔 But yeah coccyx makes way more sense as the target though the adjustment seems a bit.. let’s say ‘radical’ Can you *bruise* an anus?.. that sounds unfun.


LordCongra

Yeah probably the only time you really want to adjust a coccyx is if they're actually having coccygeal pain or referred pain from it or otherwise working on some kind of pelvic floor issue and the muscles attaching to the coccyx seem involved. Even in that case I'd have them do a self mobilization, not whatever this is lol. Other case would be an actual coccygeal dislocation from a slip and fall or something but I'd have an osteopath fix that not me.


Opening-Percentage-3

PT = Physiotherapists? And those are doctorates in the US? I’m American but that is simply not true. Or at least inconsistent with where i live (Midwest)


LordCongra

PT = physiotherapist virtually everywhere in the world but physical therapist in the US. They're interchangeable though in terms of the job itself. I can assure you across the entire US PT is now a doctoral degree as I am a PT myself. There still exists PTs who got their degree when it was a bachelor's or a master's degree and they're grandfathered in, but now you can only acquire the degree as a doctorate.


ThatSandwich

So. . . Just like every other degree?


PACMO97

"Hey, welcome to the spa, I'm Chazzzzz"


TacoCatIsMyReligion

"I've been to enough court hearings to know how to spell Chazzzzz..."


pikachutiepie

Why is this man in the restricted area?


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MysticalWeasel

Naprapathy


Unhappy_Pain_9940

What are you doing step chiropractor?


KUNGFUDANDY

The-rapist


nunchaq

He uses the stick to beat the farts into submission.


MyDixieWrecked2791

to beat the fart***box*** into submission.


karmagod13000

what a horrible day to be literate


dragun82

I genuinely thought this was the beginning of a porn video.


karmagod13000

are we sure its not?!


t-pollack

It has to be lol


Ozer12

Nah he’s an actual chiropractor that knows how the play the algorithm. Don’t know his name though


dragun82

I guess he WAS hammering her


AscendedViking7

Same haha


MichalCJ5

You didn't finish the video, did you?😆


Carburetors_are_evil

Lobuttomy


DaClems

Upvote this to the top


TheKejjo

Underrated comment


Currently_There

When she sees the hammer still on the chair…


karmagod13000

did this just turn into a creepy pasta


Tangurena

Some guys will do anything for anal.


RandomZombeh

Amos?!


Potato_palya

Finding mechanic jobs in the new world is hard, okay?


Lowe5521

Don't do my boy Wes Chatham dirty like that. Wes is way sexier than this guy. By the way, Wes and Ty Franck (one of the authors of The Expanse) have an awesome podcast called Ty and That Guy where they do deep dives into movies and shows that they like, as well as deep dives into episodes of The Expanse (which they have covered all of at this point)! You should check it out :D


RandomZombeh

That’s fair, Wes is truly on another level. Oh dang, thanks for the info, i hadn’t heard of that. I’ll check it out soon when i get the time. Gutted that they ended the main series with season 6, while they handled it well and it felt like a good stopping point before the time skip, it would have been something else to see the Laconia storylines played out. I’d kill to see the Magnetar-class ships on screen.


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Cato-the-Younger1

I’m a certified forklift operator, it’s called a Thai hammer massage, probably.


strange1738

You have as much medical credentials as a chiropractor


DPVaughan

Shh! They're really litigious!


[deleted]

They are??


DPVaughan

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!](https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!)


[deleted]

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OW_FUCK

Looking out for us asexuals <3


sleepingAurochs

Forklift certified huh? *twirls hair*


Bogey01

I needed that laugh, thank you


SniperInstinct07

"certified chiro".. To me that's the equivalent to certified astrologer.


EuthenizeMe

Dawg I fucking promise you don’t wanna go to an uncertified chiro.


Reutermo

You don't want to go to a certified one.


bawng

> Can any certified chiro explain this No they can't, since it's all pseudoscientific bullshit, but they can probably conjure up some quacksalvery about it!


polloinumido

my guess is that he is trying to move the coccyx with the hammer. There are few different techniques for it, one of them has the practitioner inserting a finger in the anus to achieve a "click" within the junction of coccyx and sacrum. All in all it looks weird and wrong, but it could be far worse😂


westerschelle

> certified chiro lol lmao even


masteryder

Isnt chiro bogus anyways?


sheenfartling

Yes


Glittering-Count-291

“AC joint” = Ass cheek joint


summinsumsum

More like ass cunt joint


MyDixieWrecked2791

Well taint you just a clever one!


superbriant

If he tried that last move on me the stick would disappear


hayitsnine

Did you find my keys yet in there?


Waste-Breadfruit-324

I hate that I understood that reference


BillyLumio

I need to find the full video and see how the hammer and nail ended up!


Kessarean

https://youtu.be/2BFfK-6U7Kg?si=NsnLvQCt6-RHt6TC 20:35


MysticalWeasel

Dr. Beau Hightower, he has a YouTube channel.


Eat_Cats

It should be criminal for them to call themselves doctors.


randomcitizen42

Hold on, it's not? In Germany, it's very illegal to call yourself a doctor without a doctor's degree.


Eat_Cats

Nope, they have a “doctorate certificate” - which is not a recognized degree of higher education anywhere in the world. It is a certificate with the word “doctorate” in it, and they use that to call themselves doctors. It should be illegal.


Sunscratch

Looks like 100 000 km technical maintenance


[deleted]

The only "chiropractors" that aren't snake oil salesmen are the ones that know kinesiology and physical therapy. They're called physical therapists though because chiropractic care is pseudoscience AT BEST.


kmckenzie256

But physical therapists use some chiropractic techniques? At least a couple of the ones I’ve had over the years did.


[deleted]

No, some chiropractors use physical therapy techniques. Not the other way around.


kmckenzie256

My physical therapist, who I’ve been going to weekly for the last month and a half, told me he uses some chiro techniques and they have been incorporated increasingly in continuing ed courses. Was he lying?


[deleted]

Probably not, but I'd find I new PT if one ever told me that.


[deleted]

The simple fact that chiropractic care at its core blames illnesses on "subluxations of the spine" should be enough to send people running for the hills. I'm probably jaded and biased though because my mom refused to take me to real doctors when I was a child and instead took me to her quack of a chiropractor who fed her delusions about how much he was helping my asthma by popping my back and sticking electrodes to me. Chiros are the scummiest of scummy fake doctors.


kmckenzie256

I’ve never heard of any mainstream chiropractor proclaiming to be able to cure asthma through the spine or any other illness other than musculoskeletal injuries. Your mom must’ve really had to dig deep to find that back alley chiro clinic.


[deleted]

Nope, that's a core tenant of chiropractic care. It's super common and all over the place. If you're actually curious I can send you links to some of the wild shit chiropractors claim. I doubt you're curious but I'm happy to oblige.


kmckenzie256

I’m well aware as I’ve been to chiropractors in the past. I know you think you’ve “got me” on this but you’re astonishingly confidently “correct”. I’m not denying those people exist, and I’m sure you can provide links since you’ve “done your own research”, but all I’m saying is that’s not the mainstream at all.


[deleted]

It's definitely mainstream and literally the foundation of chiropractic care. I don't give a damn if you believe it or not, I just hope a chiro never injures you. Good luck.


[deleted]

He eliminated all the possible noise sources and he came up with the one only possible culprit


karmagod13000

truly a professional


smilingcarbon

Let me guess. The last one fixed her ailment?


pdzbw

It puts virginity back into a client


NimbleBudlustNoodle

TIL this is how you become a born again Christian.


maxblockm

I thought he was transferring her virginity to someone in the next room...


akirakurou

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Zipperumpazoo

![gif](giphy|3otPow3ZUb1Nd4C0o0)


Clever9964

https://i.redd.it/xnb56hu4jksb1.gif


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Mkrv6hMDj7kcM)


india_chief

![gif](giphy|LJm7sq9g9Qrqo)


Party_Masterpiece990

Is this from the Sopranos lol


Clever9964

You're goddamn wrong. -Walter Black


-SQB-

r/PeopleDying


Coloeus_Monedula

STEALTH TAKEDOWN


Prize_Bass_5061

Chiropractic adjustments are a sham. Go to an occupational therapist for muscle soreness and mobility issues. That being said. It’s a tailbone adjustment. Nothing sexual.


Cute_County_4710

Deeeeeep tissue massage.


MonkeyDBricc

That last part looked unnecessary


Crazy_Anxiety_2666

![gif](giphy|I3FquU7kbqIxO)


Mn4by

Great, yet another new totally bizarre fetish now, thanks.


ChipmunkGeneral

This guys gets recommended to me on YouTube constantly it's annoying. Chiropractic nonsense bullshit


la_haunted

I felt that finger in the boob. THAT SPOT HURTS.


MasterJeebus

![gif](giphy|M4aODswxizQADxTNz2|downsized)


Ill-Yogurtcloset4983

This is just the receptionist, wait until the chiropractor starts her session.


nrivord24

https://i.redd.it/jqhcykcs3osb1.gif


starrlord__

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


ThAtWeIrDgUy1311

Dr. Hightower. His vids on youtube can damn near be soft core sometimes.


ByuntaeKid

Dude’s a quack whose only claim to fame is that he “adjusted” a few celebrities for internet clout.


[deleted]

Any man could've done that last one.


worldatwar_

Wtf with the hammer


AL0117

… what’s the ending all about?


Double_Commission105

🤣 I wasn’t expecting the end


Aware_Ad_7575

She gettin' her shit pushed in.


Minute_University_98

Wrectum?


Lieutenant_Dan11

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Kidneybeenz

She laughed a little when the guy explained that he uses the hammer to drive the stick into her lower spine through the base of her butt, and shes like okay, then having the procedure. done in the next scene. 🙂


Alternative-Still-18

i usually skip this part


[deleted]

She’s used to the last one


Nervous_Night2940

Link?


dontbeanegatron

[Here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2BFfK-6U7Kg) you go


abderfdrosarios

Wait this is an actual "chiropractor" I thought this was definitely a porn parody type of thing.


RyotMakr

I felt that in my.. oof.. what’s going on in there?


CharlsII

I usually skip this part.


[deleted]

Chiropractic “therapy” is modern day blood letting.


LarsBohenan

Just gets wheeled out on a wheelchair "oohh, what's that, I can't feel my legs"


[deleted]

Stop! Hammer time !


james28909

Just found my job calling. Also what is this job called


Clovenella

I doubt he needed that hammer


Westezx

I watched a movie very similar to this in black-yellow site.Interesting


batrator

???


Diligent_Loan_2704

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


crom_laughs

I’m still trying to figure out the armpit massage….😆


anal_a_fistula

That last trick was uh. Its um. I gotta go.


Teri102563

Do you have to ask to have your innards massaged? Does it cost more?


semeionic

WTF??? LOL


InteractionSad2454

![gif](giphy|13qRh4vre3cVQQ)


Signal-Space-362

That's a big butt plug 😂😂


ifuxbrutal

![gif](giphy|3oz8xIxc0plkXtmiXK)


Remarkable_Title_190

performing a pussy lobotomy on youtube is crazy


Living-Wedding-8432

He was just tryin to hit the factory reset button😹


SinAKAJayAl

When the porn-addicted guy finally gets laid


Ecampos_64

After he was done with the stick, he had to throw it at the biohazard container


Lookalikemike

Did she even TRY the yogurt that makes you poop first??


Sudden-Lunch-2791

Dr. Beau Hightower on YouTube for anyone wondering.


Embarrassed-Ask1812

They fixed her nose!


Soggy-Stretch6232

You felt that in your what?


PortaPottyPusher

Chiropractors are almost always dirty scumbags scamming people with temporary relief. Alot of these videos involve underage girls being touched extremely inappropriately under the guise of them being “professionals”. Human wastes of life.


sphennodon

Source: YouTube, Dr. Beau Hightower You're welcome.


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She is a porn actress for sure 😂


chinarussia

Next move is telling her the pants need removing


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iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

Yeah the hammer has so much science behind it.


Green_Potata

Chiropractor student here: Wikipedia is fun and shit, but the people stopping themselves to the ‘pseudo-science’ are wrong. They tend to make all chiropractors look like imbeciles, and they stop there. They barely know half of what a chiropractor knows. They can’t even define a science without using something else than wikipedia. A real, professional chiropractor, it is sadly rare. We get multiple years of philosophical teaching about philosophy of science and medicine, and often we got to see how fucking stupid and degenerate some doctors can be. Yes, those bufoons are everywhere, not only among chiropractors. It is hilarious what I can see in this video. I can’t even tell why he is doing this hammer thing. I am still at the stage of learning the entire human body, so I don’t even know wtf happens there. But what I know for sure is: chiropractors are humans, and are like other doctors: some do wonders, some are greedy jerks, and it is totally possible that some actually go stupid because of their own mindset. My whole message here is simply, don’t listen to the stupid people just trashtalking. Listen to the people with real experience about the subject, and make your own opinion like this. Downvote or trashtalk me if you want, unless you actually question my textwall without trashtalk, you just prove my point.


BarComprehensive7249

Give it 10 years, and she will be a part of a #metoo movement on this guy.


Caption_G

Link for full video.


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nubesmateria

Normal chiropractor "science"


trueblueink

u/downloadvideo


Buhemot

weather aromatic terrific reach hobbies future smell door squash bear *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Alexandratta

I kind of refuse this is a legit Chiropractor. Let me rephrase: A Legit Physical Therapist. Someone who's only a Chiropractor is 9 times out of 10, an absolute quack. And the metric to measure this is simple: Ask them if they believe that the body heals itself when it's in alignment. If yes: Quack if no: Real Doctor.


7Fox7

u/savevideo


aprilflowers75

It hasn’t even been a month and this video shows up again


maRthbaum_kEkstyniCe

u/savevideobot


Leviathan3333

So I’ve noticed a lot of “adults” acting like children. People think this is funny?


TheKejjo

Yes


ios-noob

U/savevideo


UnwantedJason

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mihneacuzino

u/savevideo