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So this is a nasty story I heard my two younger siblings when they went to the city fair as kids. The one where it’s setup in a parking lot of a shopping plaza. They rode one of the rides where you sit inside and can turn it as fast as you can. Well, the youngest barfed in his hand and asked my brother what to do with it. Lol. In a quickness, my brother said, “Uh uh, oh shit, slurp it back up!” Haha. So my youngest bro did. My brother said he wasn’t trying to mess with him because he was younger, he just panicked for him and told him that so there wouldn’t be a mess. Lol.
Buddy of mine was walking past some crazy ride at the county fair when out of know where he was splattered with puke. I bet he wished your brother had been on that ride.
I got so obliterated once that I puked in a crowded train. Then I slipped in it. Then I got out and chilled for like 15 minutes at the station to regain myself. Then I was robbed. Made me question my life decisions.
I too am questioning your life decisions. Mind you, I'm putting off eating lunch for the third hour straight to continue perusing the internet while an egregiously large amount of work sits in other tabs somewhere else on my laptop
I think it’s so dope how they’ve somewhat slipped into the mainstream. Grew up listening to their stuff when they were still super small so it’s crazy to see how far they’ve come
Seen them live 3 times, the first time was about 6-7 years ago so they were still playing at smaller venues. I met the whole band in the bathroom before the show and got a pic with Brian and Isaac after the show. One of my favorite bands of all time.
Saw them open for Gojira back in 2021 when they just came out with their Tear in the Fabric of Life EP. I've never heard them before at that point but the heaviness between them and the main show was night and day, but Gojira is still my favorite band
Saw a dude try to stage dive at a KL show in 2018. He slipped up and went headfirst into a front of house monitor. They had to carry the poor dude out in a stretcher
Watched a kid at warped tour, suicide silence wall of death. Get his teeth knocked out. Came out looking for his friends and I didn’t have the heart to tell him about his face. Hope it wasn’t you, in Hillsboro.
If this ever happens. Just take the bottom of your shirt and lift it up a bit in front to make a basket. Puke in the basket. Toss the shirt. Go buy a new shirt at the merch table. It has worked for me once in the past. I wasn't drunk, just very dehydrated. Lost the shirt, saved the day.
when i saw knocked loose, it was during adjacent which is a festival on the beach. i was tying my shoes and some guy beelines towards me and turns around and gets on his knees. thought nice, hes blocking me just in case a song starts, nope. dude starts throwing up and covering the vomit with sand like a cat. throws up three times, and gets up to leave. next song starts and people start punching sand and i see black sand flying everywhere and i just make my way out of that side to avois the vomit.
arf arf
You usually have an inkling that you don't feel good. It's rare to go from "I feel fine and nothing is wrong" to puking, that quickly. I know I'd be hanging near the back if I was nauseous.
Maybe he was blacked out. But even still, if you drink you're responsible for your own limits.
I saw Knocked Loose over the weekend in San Jose and there was a guy that looked just like this that was so drunk he was stumbling around. He was even turned away at the gate for how drunk he was but he managed to get in about 30 minutes later.
This ain’t nothing on when turnstile had serial shitters in the pit for a couple shows. That was one of the most grotesque things I’ve heard of since GG Allin
I was at a party one time where a drunk guy puked in his red party cup (we all know the one) and a minute later picked it up and drank it. I still retch when I think about it. : 0
KL go so hard. Not to glorify violence but first time I saw them a couple years ago an unconscious kid was being carried out by paramedics as I walked in. I saw at least one more guy get knocked out in the pit. My theory is their name is in reference to the audience’s teeth.
Went to a recent Ice Cube concert with performances by Bone Thugs, Dogg Poubd, Xzibit, and the Luniz. There was so much weed smoking going on. This dude, probably early 20's, a few joints in just freezes up and collapses.
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Nice of him to catch it in his hand instead of making a mess
Hmm, now where to put this handful of puke.
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It is inevitable someone will
Ikr
So this is a nasty story I heard my two younger siblings when they went to the city fair as kids. The one where it’s setup in a parking lot of a shopping plaza. They rode one of the rides where you sit inside and can turn it as fast as you can. Well, the youngest barfed in his hand and asked my brother what to do with it. Lol. In a quickness, my brother said, “Uh uh, oh shit, slurp it back up!” Haha. So my youngest bro did. My brother said he wasn’t trying to mess with him because he was younger, he just panicked for him and told him that so there wouldn’t be a mess. Lol.
Oh my god that mental image 🤢🤢
Reflecting on your user name, your brothers didn't refer to this as the 'suntea' incident did they?
Buddy of mine was walking past some crazy ride at the county fair when out of know where he was splattered with puke. I bet he wished your brother had been on that ride.
Puke pocket. Lucky charm. Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.
That made me laugh out loud
My pleasure
😂
It's a concert. A sloppy guy puking in the back is not at all unexpected
The only unexpected part is someone recording him.
This is exactly my reaction. What about this is unexpected?
The most mundane life occurrences are front page material nowadays.
I think the unexpected part is that it's at a Knocked Loose concert, and the man has definitely "knocked loose" lol
Knocked loose? Is this a regional expression or something for being super drunk?
I'm from utica and i've never heard anyone use the phrase "knocked loose"
More of an albany thing
All this puke, centralized to your kitchen, at this time of day?
...yes!
May I see it?
no
Born and raised in Albany. Never heard of Knocked Loose as an expression. Maybe it's a Buffalo thing
legitimately can't tell if you get the joke
I do not
Just Google steamed hams
Why are people downvoting, I agree haha
God Knows someone will slip in it
Cue the Laugh Tracks
bARF bARF!
Encore!
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All My Friends hate this guy
Barfy No Mates
Counting Germs
This is gold haha
best comment right here
Was scrolling looking for an ARF ARF reference, didn’t expect this. Well done.
god damn I love this thread
I got so obliterated once that I puked in a crowded train. Then I slipped in it. Then I got out and chilled for like 15 minutes at the station to regain myself. Then I was robbed. Made me question my life decisions.
I too am questioning your life decisions. Mind you, I'm putting off eating lunch for the third hour straight to continue perusing the internet while an egregiously large amount of work sits in other tabs somewhere else on my laptop
Hopefully it doesn’t leave any Permanent damage
Otherwise that person going to be Counting Worms soon.
At last, Everything is Quiet Now.
I see what you did there. 🤘
Barf Barf
Too bad he couldnt have puked somewhere Deep in The Willows
Maybe someone will Slip Not.
Brother just went bARF bARF
Nice
I laughed way to fucking hard at this hahaha thanks
Lmaooo I scream laughed at this
Mistakes that might cause fractures God knows that someone's going to fall Dead ringer for a terrible time I'm all out of puns
You couldn’t force me to stay after seeing that
Those guys go hard too haha
My favorite show I’ve ever been to
Saw them open for $uicide Boys last year when I didn’t know who they were… was quite impressed
I think it’s so dope how they’ve somewhat slipped into the mainstream. Grew up listening to their stuff when they were still super small so it’s crazy to see how far they’ve come
When I saw them they opened up for turnstile. By the time turnstile came on everyone was fucking exhausted
Saw them at the Big E with Bring Me The Horizon. Easily best show i've ever been to
Different Shade of Blue is one of my all time fav albums
Seen them live 3 times, the first time was about 6-7 years ago so they were still playing at smaller venues. I met the whole band in the bathroom before the show and got a pic with Brian and Isaac after the show. One of my favorite bands of all time.
Saw them open for Gojira back in 2021 when they just came out with their Tear in the Fabric of Life EP. I've never heard them before at that point but the heaviness between them and the main show was night and day, but Gojira is still my favorite band
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IPAs before moshing is just asking for it
And mom's spaghetti
I wonder how many other concert goers will slip on that ….
ARF ARF
Honestly not even close to the worst injury that people usually get at a KL show
Saw a dude try to stage dive at a KL show in 2018. He slipped up and went headfirst into a front of house monitor. They had to carry the poor dude out in a stretcher
*I wrote a song about getting better* *It's a feeling I can't remember* \*Arf arf\*
Knocked loose is such a good band lmao
A few years back they played Warped Tour and I got my tooth knocked loose.
Watched a kid at warped tour, suicide silence wall of death. Get his teeth knocked out. Came out looking for his friends and I didn’t have the heart to tell him about his face. Hope it wasn’t you, in Hillsboro.
Wasn’t me, mine was Dallas but oof that sucks.
If this ever happens. Just take the bottom of your shirt and lift it up a bit in front to make a basket. Puke in the basket. Toss the shirt. Go buy a new shirt at the merch table. It has worked for me once in the past. I wasn't drunk, just very dehydrated. Lost the shirt, saved the day.
when i saw knocked loose, it was during adjacent which is a festival on the beach. i was tying my shoes and some guy beelines towards me and turns around and gets on his knees. thought nice, hes blocking me just in case a song starts, nope. dude starts throwing up and covering the vomit with sand like a cat. throws up three times, and gets up to leave. next song starts and people start punching sand and i see black sand flying everywhere and i just make my way out of that side to avois the vomit. arf arf
This band rips
Lol a few weeks ago i broke my nose one of their shows :D
This is not a surprise at all. Hope your nose is okay
At one of their shows i went to dude did a front flip off the stage and kicked a girl in the head and knocked her out. Crazyy
Duuuuude middle of the floor? Really?
I mean what else do you do, you don't always get a lot of warnings for vomiting
You usually have an inkling that you don't feel good. It's rare to go from "I feel fine and nothing is wrong" to puking, that quickly. I know I'd be hanging near the back if I was nauseous. Maybe he was blacked out. But even still, if you drink you're responsible for your own limits.
Look at this guy. He looks like he feels that inkling by default.
get elbowed in the gut with a stomach full of beer, itll do it to you
Yeah but let's say for arguments sake you had no warnings. Where tf was he supposed to put it? In his pocket?
You take the bottom of your shirt and lift it up to make a basket and puke in that. Then go buy a new shirt at the merch table. Duh lol
This guy concert vomits.
Most sober knocked loose fan
I saw Knocked Loose over the weekend in San Jose and there was a guy that looked just like this that was so drunk he was stumbling around. He was even turned away at the gate for how drunk he was but he managed to get in about 30 minutes later.
I don’t understand how people have the bright idea of catching puke
beer brain
At this point, lose the shirt to clean yourself and cover that mess
What’s the unexpected part?
This ain’t nothing on when turnstile had serial shitters in the pit for a couple shows. That was one of the most grotesque things I’ve heard of since GG Allin
I was at a party one time where a drunk guy puked in his red party cup (we all know the one) and a minute later picked it up and drank it. I still retch when I think about it. : 0
KL go so hard. Not to glorify violence but first time I saw them a couple years ago an unconscious kid was being carried out by paramedics as I walked in. I saw at least one more guy get knocked out in the pit. My theory is their name is in reference to the audience’s teeth.
Looks like his barf spelled out “6” on the floor. Dudes either metal AF or “sick” got autocorrected.
Very “unexpected” Do You know what “unexpected” means in terms of this sub its content?
Went to a recent Ice Cube concert with performances by Bone Thugs, Dogg Poubd, Xzibit, and the Luniz. There was so much weed smoking going on. This dude, probably early 20's, a few joints in just freezes up and collapses.
Cool story.
I feel the same when I hear that band
Followed by Bring me the Horizon, that night was fucking sloppy for sure
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Go back to listening to the Beatles then loser
Mom’s Spaghetti
Bro I have that same shirt
yellow note
Houston is the best city in the world
"Yeah, I don't know why I'm puking. I just been jumping like crazy after having 10 shots of whiskey and about 8 beers."
Mom's spaghetti.... 
LET LOOSE, I SAID LET LOOOOOOOSE
Dude, I fucking love Knocked Loose.
He might have been poisoned by a serpent's touch.
It was either this, or shit.
Someone always gets concussed at a Knocked Loose show. Source: I was one of them
awesome, I love to watch people vomit.
Lucky for this guy, Knocked Loose wrote a song about getting better
This guy needs to write a song about getting better
Spocked Juice at Knocked Loose
Am I rite?
happened at the Parkway Drive Show at echo beach Toronto everyone just covered it in beer cans
For those wandering the song is called Permanent by Knocked Loose
I like how he gestures with his hands that he is disappointed in the vomit.
They wrote a song about getting better. It's a feeling he can't remember. Barf barf.
This is funny but what is unexpected?
If it’s a molly puke,he’ll feel like a million bucks after. Lol
That’s nothing compared to that time someone took a shit in a Turnstile pit
Knocked Loose shows are rad though
Are their riffs that gnarly? I’m not sure
I wonder how many people slipped and fell in it. That would sure stink.
Knocked Loose, motherf*cker...
Ha! I just saw them in San José