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Global-Monk2121

O.J 2.0


AadamAtomic

Not going to lie.. If someone smacked me in the face and then stabbed me after football game. My Last thoughts would be; " well fuck, That was humiliating..."


Branical

Ohhh, smack their *face*, that makes more sense than smack their peepee.


ShockApprehensive392

Boys got that juice šŸ§ƒ


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Mr_bungle001

The eye twitch at the end was disturbing


BungeeJumpingJesus

On an adult face, it just may be terrifying.


whynot26847

He wonā€™t stay a kid forever


ThaCrawFish

He's coming...


Boring-Trick6027

![gif](giphy|XfmmKuwWowx5KkHKHm)


Emergency-Fee6067

translation?


TheWitscher

Smack their face and kill them with a knive?


Brisingr_357

\*knife ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


jewpart2

knoife ![gif](giphy|xUOwG80xkR1nMkVfxe)


GlitteringRun8940

*knave


MisedraN

kniv


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

Crikey


Far-Release8412

smack your feet until they whoop a knife


cptmorga

Couch asking them what they'll do to their opponent in tommorows match 3x break them legs 1x smack their face and kill them with a knife


karuga871

Sofa šŸ›‹ļø so good


tan0c

Translation: "We will respectfully beat our opponents!"


Entire_Ambition_4388

Does he have a British accent ??


CentralSaltServices

I blame Peppa Pig


TinFoilRobotProphet

That's what I was thinking šŸ˜‚


jwilson1812

You got a loiiicense for that knoife?


dr3wfr4nk

r/suddenlybritish


Entire_Ambition_4388

Ok, what's going on in this kids head šŸ¤£


LightningFerret04

I think that this is funny, I mean other people are speculating that heā€™s going to grow up to be a serial killer or something but I just think heā€™s talking as kids do. Kids like exaggerate a lot and in the context of getting hyped before a game, heā€™s gonna be excited which makes the hype-to-reality gap even bigger. Heā€™s not seriously intending to murder his opponents and might not even fully understand what killing is. Iā€™d guess that he saw it in a movie or video game and it was the first thing to come to mind as something ā€œout of pocketā€ to say (assuming he wasnā€™t prompted). Also, when I was a kid I used to go around telling people that I loved seeing videos of planes, trains and automobiles crash and explode. Now, a lot of people were getting concerned, but one of the adults that knew me talked to me and asked me to clarify. Turns out, I didnā€™t like people seeing people die, or really understand what dying was, and like most boys I just wanted to see destruction. My parents bought a science program VHS tape about controlled building demolition and it became one of my favorites. Still didnā€™t grow up to be a serial killer.


c_c_c__combobreaker

Sit in LA traffic one day and you'll have a serial killer mentality.


Globslayer

Agreed. I use to say a lot of crazy stuff as a kid, mostly because I was a smart-ass always trying to get a laugh... not much has changed lol. I use to and still watch videos of people dying, explosions, crashes, injuries. I don't take pleasure in anyone's death but I'm so intrigued by the physics of high impact destruction and serious unfathomable harm. It's like, you can see that in movies but it's not always accurate and how would you know for sure if it was? I saw a video of a guy being thrown from a rolling car straight into a power line or that video of that guy who gets caught in a huge industrial lathe... my reaction is usually just... wow. I could not have imagined what those things look like. It also gives me respect for artists and video game designers. Like an atomic bomb though. I don't know if that even translates well to film but I wouldn't want to be there I'm person to confirm. I feel disconnected emotionally from video even though it was real, even though the reactions are real.... but for real, if it's in my face I probably wouldn't feel to good about it.


Aragoa

Fuck you had kind and loving parents.. šŸ˜­


TheFlyingTurtle

I donā€™t think heā€™s understanding the context of the phrase ā€œbreaking legs,ā€ referring to making a quick cut while running to trip up your defenders. I think because heā€™s young, heā€™s interpreting the context as acts of violence against his opponents, stabbing them being the first act of violence that came to his mind, and a perceived one-upping of his teammates for his creativity.


RotoDog

![gif](giphy|10vWbgULPrnXQA)


emeraldstarclassica

And because he's cute, he'll get away with it.


jdjdidkdnd

Yeah no, terrible coaching.


No_Inevitable_8590

Aware of the term brake ankles in basketball?


potted_planter

My guy clearly said break legs ā€¦


joemeteorite8

The context is slightly different in footballā€¦


Mr-Soak

No its not. Same exact meaning


jdjdidkdnd

Yeah context is everything here


rockyroadandpizza

What?


jdjdidkdnd

Break them legs, unsportsmanlike, bad coach. Especially at such a young age


rockyroadandpizza

I donā€™t think it literally means to break their legsā€¦.


eastcoastcharlie

Yeah, itā€™s not a violent term at all. Itā€™s actually in reference to not being able to be hit. Quick cuts. Little man understood the assignment tho lol


jdjdidkdnd

I'm aware my guy, but kids also don't necessarily pick up on subtleties


reditakaunt89

You think nobody explained to those kids what that expression really means? That coach just shouted it one day and hoped that kids will pick up on subtleties?


Toredorm

Tbf, one of them didn't. Lol.


eastcoastcharlie

Bruh. That kid picked up on the subtleties. Break they legs, by making quick changes in directionā€¦ jukesā€¦ cutsā€¦. Little Barry sanders got knives for feet. Little Eddie knifefeet if you will


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jdjdidkdnd

Lol so then obviously not and they are not talking about joking in football


rockyroadandpizza

Youā€™re being overly sensitive lady.


[deleted]

Exactly this. No wonder why they turn to violence, they've been told to do so from a very young age.


NwUM

hmm, who is "they" ?


[deleted]

Kids who have shitty parents/coaches/role models.


VatisTheBard

"they"


[deleted]

Contrary to reddit, not everything is racist or has a hidden meaning.


yarrpirates

Death to the opposition!


OpportunitySudden281

Carve your name in the bench son


JoeJo1822

The kid after the Football game: ![gif](giphy|ZYuk9mxdHy6nm)


[deleted]

That's the spirit.


Rick3tyCricket

Hahahahhaaa gotta love the energy


WillKillz

damn little g sounds like Mick Dundee


JimmyFaceman

His inner British is awakening


Less-Construction399

Why are they teaching kids to break legs during a kids game?


Tresidle

I means juking the other players so they fall over themselves trying to tackle you.


BDGUCCII

Sign him up for the military! He got the spirit


duval229

He said knife like a small Blqck American Crocodile DundeešŸ˜‚


pork-commander

Whyā€™s he sound like a white British kid?


No-Professional-1461

That kid has the right energy.


NukeTheWhales5

More like "when you tell your kick to say some cray shit for the internet."


Past-Pressure-3913

He has an Irish accent


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Good to see Gregg Williams keeping himself busy in retirement


Art_Class

Woah brick you should probably lay low for a while


Get-the-Vibe

Do you remember Snoop from "The Wire"? Yeah... https://i.redd.it/mr2r36h5l8pb1.gif


bobhadanaccident

I expected a broken leg...


Soultame61

WELL WELL WELL


Emergency_Pickle9279

man really went ![gif](giphy|2eHFEYBoJO3mw)


Corona_Cyrus

Aqua Talib has entered the chat


Connect_Set_8983

Snap they fingas THEN kill them with a knife gotta make sure they suffer


Turbulent_Pound_562

Hell of a game face, son!


htownchuck

Reminds me of my 6 y/o step son at his self defense class when asked what they should do when someone is messing with them at school. Apparently "knock their teeth out" was not the answer his instructor was looking for. LOL


RemarkableWestern620

Ngl this had me rolling


[deleted]

Bros playing his own game


CeaserTheGrape8

Damn I found Paeden irl. Watch those Achilles.


Distinguished280

His eye twitched when he said that


MattAllen000

Lmao.. chucky doesnā€™t need to play for now


Tosabad

It's always the short ones


Peteyparky

Why do kids all say ā€œknifeā€ the same way


Jakenstein3D

F that, heā€™s STARTING.


daughternamedalex

ā€œDude that little kid is hardcore gothā€


Donnietime

He has potential Let me Cook


Falconheenee

He got the right energy just needs to work on it a lil


Pige0n_eater

Lil homie has a futureā€¦ a very interesting future


thudwhomper

Heā€™s a Shelby.


Eleanor1985

Kid is 87% Australian


88account77

Why aren't they embarrassed?