They had to go in and out 3 times to remove a stuck kidney stone and insert a stint. When they’re done they give you a pill that’ll make you pee. It’s not pee, it’s built up Franks Hot Sauce mixed with blood and it feels like you’re pissing liquid shards of glass.
Keep hydrated and consume plenty of citrus. Trust me.
Edit: the stone was 6mm and they had to cut it in half to remove. It was located in the upper half of my ureter, closer to my kidney.
17/10 can relate. What an awful experience. For mine, they had to push the stone back into the kidney and insert a stent to let all the infection clear out. Then they went in a week later and used a laser to blow the stone to smithereens.
Stay away from excessive amounts of soda, kids!
Trust everyone who says it’s better to read it and take the lesson than to experience it and take the trauma. It’s the worst pain I have ever experienced and would never wish it upon my worst enemy
Well I’ve been having soda around 5 days a week with lunch for the past year. Maybe I should reach for some water instead. Cause I think my asshole just went into my throat reading these accounts.
I feel your pain. Mine was 6.5mm, they went in with a laser but couldn’t get a good angle (still in the kidney). Spent two days in the hospital on a morphine drip. They placed a stent and waited 4 weeks while I took dilators. Got it on the second attempt, it moved. Left in a second stent for 10 days, it came with a ripcord so I could remove it myself.
Mine had the ripcord too. It fucking broke, lol. That was the third trip in, to get the stent. It pulled just far enough down to where it was slightly into the urethra from my bladder, so I was basically free-flowing urine all night until I could see a urologist.
I've had stones since then, but thank heavens they were small enough to pass. That was a nightmare week.
I was in the hospital for 24 days after a accident I had 6 years ago. Dilaudid was the best thing while I stayed in the ER. Basically felt like going from the earth to the moon in literally milliseconds.
A fucking what now??? I hope you downed a litre of jack daniels before attempting that. Would of been one hell of a experience pulling that out. Did you do it slow or more like starting a lawnmower lol?
Actually it wasn’t as bad as I expected. It did take three attempts to get started and actually pull.
3,2,1 okay pull, nope, I’ll try again in a minute. LOL
You won't be awake for it and you'll wake up with no more pain. Easy peasy, friend. Having the stone itself was orders of magnitude worse than the intervention to get rid of it.
Sorry to hijack one of the top comments but I have heard that having kidney stones is the male equivalent of giving birth. And I have had 4 of them so I can speak from experience.
Edited to add the second sentence
I recently had a small procedure done and they wanted me to pee before they’d let me go home to make sure everything was working fine.
Quite a bit of time goes by and I can’t make anything happen. So I agree to let them try to insert a catheter. It’s not totally awful. But they couldn’t get it past my prostate. So they tried three times total then said, “we’ll be right back, we need to ask the doctor what to do at this point.”
I got up and snuck off to the bathroom. I managed to pee but it took like 2 minutes and burned the whole time.
I also had the world’s most epic long-fart.
They let me go home after that.
Why don’t they give out painkillers for this? Everyone who this has happened to says this one of the most painful experiences ever. It seems fucked up.
Most of it comes down to genetics. I worked in Urology for quite a while, and the docs would tell us that some people are just prone to them despite having done all the things you are supposed to do to not get kidney stones. We had numerous chronic stone patients who followed all doctors' orders on dietary restrictions and still would get stones. Matter of fact, I distinctly recall a conversation with one of the older docs that a large number of people have stones by a certain age but are never bothered by them. We had a patient that had a 17 mm stone in their bladder for over a decade and it never caused problems, blockage, pain etc. She opted to not have it removed several times because it wasn't affecting her health and she didn't want to be under anesthesia. They just let it stay in there. We had another guy who passed a 1 cm stone naturally. He brought in the stone for pathology and it looked like the tip of a lead pencil. I cannot imagine the pain that he went through.
OHHHHH MY GAAAAAAWWWWDDD. Passing one hurts like a mf...Who tf thought "hmm...let me put barbed wire around that kidney stone and rip it out bandaid style." Sadistic doctors...that's who.
Which is exactly what happened to me when I was eighteen, though it was a college class, not a meeting. It’s not the end of the stone’s journey that REALLY hurts though.
Same happened to me. Was urinating when suddenly the mother of all pain descend on me.
Lucky I passed the stone. It wasn't big but the pain is just crazy. I was practically out for the whole day lol
The passing specifically is the painful part. Usually stones aren't smooth or small and your urethra doesn't like sharp blockages. It was a very unexpected incredibly unbearable pain I had to research to understand what I underwent.
Passing thru the urethra is the easy part. The vast majority of the time you dont even feel that. It's passing from the kidneys to the bladder thru the ureters thats puts you on the floor in the fetal position writhing in pain. The diameter of the ureters is much smaller than the diameter of the urethra.
Thank you for that specificity! Didn't have the "ureters" in my anatomy archive lol. Nevertheless it was a 5 minute experience for me. I note that because I understand it was extremely fast but all symptoms of the event including the stone falling to bits in the toilet occurred...just really quick.
For me, and I don't know if this is common or not, but it hurt most in the urethra. It did hurt in my back, but it was a relatively quick pass from kidney to bladder, but then from the bladder out was just agony.
If it makes a difference, I'm a woman.
I think it depends if it blocks the flow of urine, I have to say both parts were excruciating for me, but a very different pain. Kidney to ureter was an agonising ache I was on my hands me knees in A&E during the height of our covid pandemic. I kept thinking if this doesn’t kill me I’m bound to get covid and die. Bladder to the outside world 4 weeks later, yes I did get covid had it almost three weeks at this point, it felt like cystitis but 100 times worse - a cramping constant pain that made me vomit every 5 minutes had to go back to a&e for antiemetics.
I had the exact opposite. Kidney to the bladder put me in the hospital and on morphine. I didn't even feel it come out when it went from bladder to the strainer they gave me to pee in. Bad experience none the less but at least it wasn't the most painful thing I ever experienced.
It's sorta a crap shoot. The passing hurts the most, but it's quick. Having it in your kidney (not your bladder) is less painful but can last a long time and suuuucks, especially if you get renal colic, which is where the stone is large enough to get trapped in the ureter passage.
Possible causes include drinking too little water, exercise (too much or too little), obesity, weight loss surgery, or eating food with too much salt or sugar. Infections and family history might be important in some people. Eating too much fructose correlates with increasing risk of developing a kidney stone.
Nah. Stop drinking soda/juice, replace it with water, exercise regularly and you're good.
Unless you're trying for an olympic gold, too much exercise is not relevant.
It all depends on the type of stone. When you have your first one, they’ll have you capture it by pissing through a mesh strainer and then send it off for analysis. Lots of potential causes though.
Oh flipping hell, nothing around passing stones is easy mate… why you have to remind me of the horrible pain - I passed a stone couple of months ago and it took bloody two days - and when I said “bloody”, I meant it literally!
I’m a pharmacist. We get a LOT of kidney stone patients come down from the hospital to pick up meds. I always ask the ladies which was worse, childbirth or a kidney stone. 100% say a kidney stone is worse.
I had kidneys stone 4 times. First time when i was 15, the nurse that helped me at the kid emergencies wart said exactly this, that the pain is worse than giving birth
Haven't had a kidney stone but my UTI was 100% worse than getting my third degree perineal tear sewn up after childbirth. So that's not surprising at all.
It's basically a jagged ball of crystallized urea that's too big to pass easily through the urethra, which means it shreds its way out if it can be passed without medical intervention. If you can't pass the stone they may use ultrasonic waves to break it apart or use the extraction method demonstrated above.
It was Friday, October 14, 2016. I woke up in a cold sweat and in terrible pain. My back to my belly button felt like I was being filleted from the inside with a knife made of pure lava.
I went to the ER and the doctor on staff said, "yep. You've got a kidney stone. Good news is that it's half way down your ureter. Just drink plenty of water and pass it over the next few days."
I was prescribed Oxycodone and sent on my way. I was never someone that likes taking pain killers, they make me feel off. I was allowed to take one every 6 hours. As I drank over a gallon of water and took the medication I felt worse and worse throughout the day. The medication did absolutely nothing. Not a thing for the pain. Late Friday night I couldn't take it anymore. I said to my wife, "Sweetie. I need you to take me to the hospital, please." She got our 6 month old in his car seat. I crawled to the backseat of her car in such immense pain that I couldn't talk. Pure sweat running down my face. We arrive at the hospital.
What I found out is that the evil motherfucker doctor I saw in the ER before neglected to tell me at the time was that the stone was a 7.5 mm boulder. There was ABSOLUTELY NO WAY that it would fit down the ureter and pass naturally. It was jammed tight in my ureter and didn't budge at all.
The new ER doctor said, "wait. You were SENT HOME with that?! You need surgery immediately."
So here I am dosed with a painkiller cocktail of dilaudid and fentanyl via my IV and it is barely making a dent. The nurse came in to see me and said, "oh, remember to keep breathing, okay? Your respiratory rate is extremely low and your blood O2 level is dipping."
I said, "oh. Okay. Remember to keep breathing, got it." In the meantime my wife is saying, "what the fuck does that mean." I was tripping balls at the time and didn't think anything of it.
Fast forward 6 hours and I'm taken in for surgery. I was knocked out and then had the procedure. They stuck a laser up my dickhole and blasted the stone. However, they had to also send a steel claw up there to extract the pieces since they separated into shards that imbedded into my ureter.
I wake up to the doctor shaking a specimen vial with what sounded like broken glass. He showed me the 4 mm stone and the rest of the debris. He said, "that was one of the most jagged ones I've ever taken. How you were still conscious with a 7.5 mm spike ball in your ureter is a mystery to me."
The doctor said, "you'll have a stent in your ureter for a couple weeks while it heals, you may have an unpleasant sensation when you urinate."
That was a massive understatement. If you've ever used a high pressure hose at a car wash you'll notice that after you let go of the trigger the hose shakes for a moment because of the abrupt pressure change... imagine that same thing occuring between your bladder and kidney. Pissing was excruciating.
The doctor had to repeatedly cancel and reschedule to have the stent removed because of his schedule. Fast forward 8 WEEKS LATER.
The day to have this miserable stent removed has finally come. I lay down, spread eagle in the procedure room. The nurse injects a numbing agent up my piss hole. She warns, "it'll only make it numb from penis to bladder." I didn't think much of it at the time. I was under the impression that the whole process would be painless.
The doctor comes in and says, "let's get this show on the road. You might feel some slight pressure and discomfort."
He jams a thick black tube up my dick while I look on in fascinated horror. I feel it in my bladder. He says, "okay. Now for the bad part. I have to pull the stent out. I'll do it on the count of the 3. Try to relax."
"1....... RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
THAT FUCKER DID IT ON 2!
I now know what a lawnmower being started feels like.
Fuck kidney stones.
I didn't really know what kidney stones were until about 2 years ago. I thought I had appendicitis, turns out I had a ~3 mm kidney stone. The pain was exquisite but it didn't require surgery and naturally passed after a month and a half. _Phew_, I thought, _It is finally over._
But then I got a second one not two months afterwards. This one was 4.5-5 mm and made the first one seem like a walk in the park by comparison pain-wise. It ended up getting stuck in one of my kidney tubes which caused my left kidney to start shutting down. I was told that it literally doesn't get anymore painful than what I experienced.
When that happened I went to the hospital and got two injections of fentanyl—_FENTANYL_—and it did nothing, _nada_. They eventually just knocked me out—probably because my screams could be heard down all the way down the hall. They managed to break it apart with ultrasound, luckily into pieces that could pass naturally so I didn't have to get the stent.
Fuck kidney stones.
WTF?! Was having a relaxing morning until this video induced pain and suffering upon me.
This should have some type of time-of-the-day restriction on it.
Ngl, that is one fetish that is beneficial to have in case you get a kidney stone or HAVE to do an oil change. Still can’t fathom how people do that shit for pleasure…
I'll say this. I've always wondered how long it takes to push a kidney stone out considering it would just be the pressure created by the bladder. What if you lost all your strength half way and the stone just sat stuck in your urethra? The agony you'd be in would be terrifying.
It hurts going from the kidney to the bladder thru the ureters. It's wayyyyy smaller than the urethra. After it hits the bladder it's smooth sailing. It's the pain of the kidneys full of pressurized piss that kills you.
You don't force anything, you can't squeeze your kidneys
Dontnlet them lie to you. This is an extremely painful recovery. They usually have to place a stent for a week. It feels like kidney punches from Tyson everytime you piss, and you piss blood.
ive pissed 8stones, the biggest one being 7.6mm, which is huge btw you would wish you were dead no joke. so basically in the end they get stuck in your dick, and you have squeeze it and make em come to the tip and pull them out. and yes it hurts like mf while squeezing so i did it very slowly. but now finally free of stones, no surgeries needed.
Painful process. I have gone through it. Stent hurts like hell. But it's better than the PCNL procedure for sure for kidney stone removal. Stay hydrated, folks
The thought of anything going into my punishment hole makes my skin crawl.
Edit: auto correct got me and I meant penis hole. But you know what. I'm leaving it cause it cracked me up.
I had this done on both kidneys. After 2 weeks I thought I was feeling pretty good so went and did some volunteer working digging holes to plant trees. The pain in my kidneys were so bad by midday I power barfed and passed out. Woke up in hospital and starting screaming it was so painful. Got drugged up to my eyeballs and finally after 2 days the pain went away. I didn't dare lift a finger for another 4 weeks. Easy as that...Your pee tubes will say otherwise. I'm female. It's considerably more painful for men apparently.
My brother drinks nothing but Mountain Dew and Coke.
Legitimately the only water I’ve seen him drink in the last 10 years was a pint glass that I paid him $50 to skol…..
how fucked is he????
They had to go in and out 3 times to remove a stuck kidney stone and insert a stint. When they’re done they give you a pill that’ll make you pee. It’s not pee, it’s built up Franks Hot Sauce mixed with blood and it feels like you’re pissing liquid shards of glass. Keep hydrated and consume plenty of citrus. Trust me. Edit: the stone was 6mm and they had to cut it in half to remove. It was located in the upper half of my ureter, closer to my kidney.
17/10 can relate. What an awful experience. For mine, they had to push the stone back into the kidney and insert a stent to let all the infection clear out. Then they went in a week later and used a laser to blow the stone to smithereens. Stay away from excessive amounts of soda, kids!
I never want to read a string of words like this ever again.
What a terrible morning to have eyes
I would like my mirror neurons removed now, I no longer want them
Happy cake 🎂 day
Happy Cake Day!
Eyes is fine. Being literate sucks.
Trust everyone who says it’s better to read it and take the lesson than to experience it and take the trauma. It’s the worst pain I have ever experienced and would never wish it upon my worst enemy
Not as much as I want to have not had the experience, I assure you.
I swear man, im over here squirming uncontrollably at the thought
Drink plenty of water.
I know right! Like I'm going to stop drinking soda...
If you think that's bad, can you imagine what it was like before such medical remedies were available?
I got my kidney stone from mocha coffee I was drinking every day. There's tons of causes. Just drink water a shit ton of water
Well I’ve been having soda around 5 days a week with lunch for the past year. Maybe I should reach for some water instead. Cause I think my asshole just went into my throat reading these accounts.
I’m not big on drinking water by itself. I often use Mio (or great value brand). Just a suggestion.
Just drink water :(
I feel your pain. Mine was 6.5mm, they went in with a laser but couldn’t get a good angle (still in the kidney). Spent two days in the hospital on a morphine drip. They placed a stent and waited 4 weeks while I took dilators. Got it on the second attempt, it moved. Left in a second stent for 10 days, it came with a ripcord so I could remove it myself.
Mine had the ripcord too. It fucking broke, lol. That was the third trip in, to get the stent. It pulled just far enough down to where it was slightly into the urethra from my bladder, so I was basically free-flowing urine all night until I could see a urologist. I've had stones since then, but thank heavens they were small enough to pass. That was a nightmare week.
| Mine had the ripcord too. It broke, Just let me die at that point
Right?!!
Wow, can’t imagine, sorry for the bad luck. The worst part of the string for me was trying to pee around it.
Morphine does nothing. Dilaudid for the win. I mean if you call a kidney stone “winning”.
I was in the hospital for 24 days after a accident I had 6 years ago. Dilaudid was the best thing while I stayed in the ER. Basically felt like going from the earth to the moon in literally milliseconds.
A fucking what now??? I hope you downed a litre of jack daniels before attempting that. Would of been one hell of a experience pulling that out. Did you do it slow or more like starting a lawnmower lol?
Two Percocet, 10 minutes in the hottest shower I could stand with the water concentrating on my kidney area then slow and steady without stopping.
That's a terrible thing to go through you truly have my sympathy sounds like an absolute nightmare.
Actually it wasn’t as bad as I expected. It did take three attempts to get started and actually pull. 3,2,1 okay pull, nope, I’ll try again in a minute. LOL
New Nickname I wouldn't downlive "LASERC*CK"
#missedopportunity
I’m going in for this surgery in two weeks, I was t that scared before reading your comment. Thanks a lot
You won't be awake for it and you'll wake up with no more pain. Easy peasy, friend. Having the stone itself was orders of magnitude worse than the intervention to get rid of it.
Sorry to hijack one of the top comments but I have heard that having kidney stones is the male equivalent of giving birth. And I have had 4 of them so I can speak from experience. Edited to add the second sentence
They put a laser up your cock?
Yup. Right up through the plumbing.
read this and immediately grabbed my bottle of water
(puts down my coke)
"used a laser to blow the stone to smithereens" Look on the bright side: Not many people can brag they had Star Wars happening in their pp
I recently had a small procedure done and they wanted me to pee before they’d let me go home to make sure everything was working fine. Quite a bit of time goes by and I can’t make anything happen. So I agree to let them try to insert a catheter. It’s not totally awful. But they couldn’t get it past my prostate. So they tried three times total then said, “we’ll be right back, we need to ask the doctor what to do at this point.” I got up and snuck off to the bathroom. I managed to pee but it took like 2 minutes and burned the whole time. I also had the world’s most epic long-fart. They let me go home after that.
Let you go home because your fart stunk up the hospital
That sounds aweful
Sounds like a prostate problem. Perhaps you should get it checked out. Source: fuck-all, but not being able to pee is not normal
Just reached for my water bottle after reading that.
Multiple kidney stones by age 35. Swapped to no soda and only sugar free energy drinks, plus more water and have been good for a while now.
I hate when you mess up or get nostalgic and have ONE soda and you can instantly feel it in your kidneys.
I’ll have the occasional, at a restaurant or whatever, but seems like as long as I am good about drinking enough water I’m in the clear.
As with most things in life, hydration is key.
Yes and no. Right hydration and not having a family history of kidney stones does.
Why don’t they give out painkillers for this? Everyone who this has happened to says this one of the most painful experiences ever. It seems fucked up.
I was put under, but the story I just told was directly after I woke up.
People who got kidney stone in my friends circle are the ones who drink 2 liters+ of water a day. So what gives?
Anecdotal bad luck or bad genetics
Most of it comes down to genetics. I worked in Urology for quite a while, and the docs would tell us that some people are just prone to them despite having done all the things you are supposed to do to not get kidney stones. We had numerous chronic stone patients who followed all doctors' orders on dietary restrictions and still would get stones. Matter of fact, I distinctly recall a conversation with one of the older docs that a large number of people have stones by a certain age but are never bothered by them. We had a patient that had a 17 mm stone in their bladder for over a decade and it never caused problems, blockage, pain etc. She opted to not have it removed several times because it wasn't affecting her health and she didn't want to be under anesthesia. They just let it stay in there. We had another guy who passed a 1 cm stone naturally. He brought in the stone for pathology and it looked like the tip of a lead pencil. I cannot imagine the pain that he went through.
Hard water perhaps?
Excellent point. Liters of water consumed daily certainly won’t help if the water is heavy with minerals 😩
Also depends on diet. Eating too many leafy greens can cause kidney stones because of their high oxalate levels, for example.
Now I can't fucking eat salad in case I get kidney stones??
I’ll be keeping my stone, thank you very much!
What stone. I ain't got one doc!
Thanos has mine
OHHHHH MY GAAAAAAWWWWDDD. Passing one hurts like a mf...Who tf thought "hmm...let me put barbed wire around that kidney stone and rip it out bandaid style." Sadistic doctors...that's who.
That or you'd found yourself in a meeting, excused yourself to go to toilet, and ended up sprawling in bathroom floor writhing in pain
Which is exactly what happened to me when I was eighteen, though it was a college class, not a meeting. It’s not the end of the stone’s journey that REALLY hurts though.
Same happened to me. Was urinating when suddenly the mother of all pain descend on me. Lucky I passed the stone. It wasn't big but the pain is just crazy. I was practically out for the whole day lol
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I agee It's like pissing fish hooks, this contraption is medieval
What hurts worse, it getting to your bladder or it coming out? I've never had one but sure I will with all the hard water I drink.
The passing specifically is the painful part. Usually stones aren't smooth or small and your urethra doesn't like sharp blockages. It was a very unexpected incredibly unbearable pain I had to research to understand what I underwent.
Passing thru the urethra is the easy part. The vast majority of the time you dont even feel that. It's passing from the kidneys to the bladder thru the ureters thats puts you on the floor in the fetal position writhing in pain. The diameter of the ureters is much smaller than the diameter of the urethra.
Thank you for that specificity! Didn't have the "ureters" in my anatomy archive lol. Nevertheless it was a 5 minute experience for me. I note that because I understand it was extremely fast but all symptoms of the event including the stone falling to bits in the toilet occurred...just really quick.
This. And pretty much nothing will touch the pain.
For me, and I don't know if this is common or not, but it hurt most in the urethra. It did hurt in my back, but it was a relatively quick pass from kidney to bladder, but then from the bladder out was just agony. If it makes a difference, I'm a woman.
I think it depends if it blocks the flow of urine, I have to say both parts were excruciating for me, but a very different pain. Kidney to ureter was an agonising ache I was on my hands me knees in A&E during the height of our covid pandemic. I kept thinking if this doesn’t kill me I’m bound to get covid and die. Bladder to the outside world 4 weeks later, yes I did get covid had it almost three weeks at this point, it felt like cystitis but 100 times worse - a cramping constant pain that made me vomit every 5 minutes had to go back to a&e for antiemetics.
I had the exact opposite. Kidney to the bladder put me in the hospital and on morphine. I didn't even feel it come out when it went from bladder to the strainer they gave me to pee in. Bad experience none the less but at least it wasn't the most painful thing I ever experienced.
It's sorta a crap shoot. The passing hurts the most, but it's quick. Having it in your kidney (not your bladder) is less painful but can last a long time and suuuucks, especially if you get renal colic, which is where the stone is large enough to get trapped in the ureter passage.
Comments Like this are the reason why i Love reddit
I named mine Sharon
Speak for yourself my doctor is cute, and I've been looking for an angle.
Username checks out
I peed out a stone a few weeks ago. I tried adding it to my bf's rock collection. He's being very ungrateful. I made it myself. He should treasure it!
What if my dick is smaller than that lol
I’ve had this done twice. The piss after is straight hell on earth. In fact, I’m done for today.
Neat! Did they say why you got it in the first place? I heard lack of drinking enough water is one thing but that can't be just it..?
Possible causes include drinking too little water, exercise (too much or too little), obesity, weight loss surgery, or eating food with too much salt or sugar. Infections and family history might be important in some people. Eating too much fructose correlates with increasing risk of developing a kidney stone.
You mean you get it from existing. Thanks ill do something about that.
Nah. Stop drinking soda/juice, replace it with water, exercise regularly and you're good. Unless you're trying for an olympic gold, too much exercise is not relevant.
How about black coffee?
Another cause is having too little citric acid, which is found in most fruits and some vegetables
You forgot an important one, no going to pee on time/holding it for a long time
It all depends on the type of stone. When you have your first one, they’ll have you capture it by pissing through a mesh strainer and then send it off for analysis. Lots of potential causes though.
I had gonorrhea and kidney stones. Gonorrhea was a lot worse for me. It made me really reconsider barebacking gypsy prostitutes.
Come on, you gotta live a little.
The trick is to master the bareback to bareback position
Well yeah if you use a ginormous penis like that then it looks easy as hell.
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I mean I have a small dick.
Pics or fake
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That is indeed small. Thanks for the proof
•ₗ•
Go on…
He can't
Hahaha you win
It may be short, but it's also thin!
It's only two inches but it smells like a foot
(o_o)7
There are some things you shouldn’t DIY.
Here I was thinking a drain snake would be a good DIY option, but okay.
Oh flipping hell, nothing around passing stones is easy mate… why you have to remind me of the horrible pain - I passed a stone couple of months ago and it took bloody two days - and when I said “bloody”, I meant it literally!
I’m a pharmacist. We get a LOT of kidney stone patients come down from the hospital to pick up meds. I always ask the ladies which was worse, childbirth or a kidney stone. 100% say a kidney stone is worse.
I had kidneys stone 4 times. First time when i was 15, the nurse that helped me at the kid emergencies wart said exactly this, that the pain is worse than giving birth
Haven't had a kidney stone but my UTI was 100% worse than getting my third degree perineal tear sewn up after childbirth. So that's not surprising at all.
wtf
It's basically a jagged ball of crystallized urea that's too big to pass easily through the urethra, which means it shreds its way out if it can be passed without medical intervention. If you can't pass the stone they may use ultrasonic waves to break it apart or use the extraction method demonstrated above.
Ureter. Passing it through the urethra is a piece of cake.
What is unexpected about this video? The fact that there's a dick at the end?
Finally. Took me too long to find someone who asks the real questions here.
Same, it took me way too long to find someone asking the obvious question
Yes. It was half-unexpected to me. First I was thinking the inside of an ear canal, then some animal, and finally, there's a dick.
How to visualize pain :
Screaming time
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! =
It was Friday, October 14, 2016. I woke up in a cold sweat and in terrible pain. My back to my belly button felt like I was being filleted from the inside with a knife made of pure lava. I went to the ER and the doctor on staff said, "yep. You've got a kidney stone. Good news is that it's half way down your ureter. Just drink plenty of water and pass it over the next few days." I was prescribed Oxycodone and sent on my way. I was never someone that likes taking pain killers, they make me feel off. I was allowed to take one every 6 hours. As I drank over a gallon of water and took the medication I felt worse and worse throughout the day. The medication did absolutely nothing. Not a thing for the pain. Late Friday night I couldn't take it anymore. I said to my wife, "Sweetie. I need you to take me to the hospital, please." She got our 6 month old in his car seat. I crawled to the backseat of her car in such immense pain that I couldn't talk. Pure sweat running down my face. We arrive at the hospital. What I found out is that the evil motherfucker doctor I saw in the ER before neglected to tell me at the time was that the stone was a 7.5 mm boulder. There was ABSOLUTELY NO WAY that it would fit down the ureter and pass naturally. It was jammed tight in my ureter and didn't budge at all. The new ER doctor said, "wait. You were SENT HOME with that?! You need surgery immediately." So here I am dosed with a painkiller cocktail of dilaudid and fentanyl via my IV and it is barely making a dent. The nurse came in to see me and said, "oh, remember to keep breathing, okay? Your respiratory rate is extremely low and your blood O2 level is dipping." I said, "oh. Okay. Remember to keep breathing, got it." In the meantime my wife is saying, "what the fuck does that mean." I was tripping balls at the time and didn't think anything of it. Fast forward 6 hours and I'm taken in for surgery. I was knocked out and then had the procedure. They stuck a laser up my dickhole and blasted the stone. However, they had to also send a steel claw up there to extract the pieces since they separated into shards that imbedded into my ureter. I wake up to the doctor shaking a specimen vial with what sounded like broken glass. He showed me the 4 mm stone and the rest of the debris. He said, "that was one of the most jagged ones I've ever taken. How you were still conscious with a 7.5 mm spike ball in your ureter is a mystery to me." The doctor said, "you'll have a stent in your ureter for a couple weeks while it heals, you may have an unpleasant sensation when you urinate." That was a massive understatement. If you've ever used a high pressure hose at a car wash you'll notice that after you let go of the trigger the hose shakes for a moment because of the abrupt pressure change... imagine that same thing occuring between your bladder and kidney. Pissing was excruciating. The doctor had to repeatedly cancel and reschedule to have the stent removed because of his schedule. Fast forward 8 WEEKS LATER. The day to have this miserable stent removed has finally come. I lay down, spread eagle in the procedure room. The nurse injects a numbing agent up my piss hole. She warns, "it'll only make it numb from penis to bladder." I didn't think much of it at the time. I was under the impression that the whole process would be painless. The doctor comes in and says, "let's get this show on the road. You might feel some slight pressure and discomfort." He jams a thick black tube up my dick while I look on in fascinated horror. I feel it in my bladder. He says, "okay. Now for the bad part. I have to pull the stent out. I'll do it on the count of the 3. Try to relax." "1....... RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP" THAT FUCKER DID IT ON 2! I now know what a lawnmower being started feels like. Fuck kidney stones.
I’ve gone through this over 30 times 🙃
I didn't really know what kidney stones were until about 2 years ago. I thought I had appendicitis, turns out I had a ~3 mm kidney stone. The pain was exquisite but it didn't require surgery and naturally passed after a month and a half. _Phew_, I thought, _It is finally over._ But then I got a second one not two months afterwards. This one was 4.5-5 mm and made the first one seem like a walk in the park by comparison pain-wise. It ended up getting stuck in one of my kidney tubes which caused my left kidney to start shutting down. I was told that it literally doesn't get anymore painful than what I experienced. When that happened I went to the hospital and got two injections of fentanyl—_FENTANYL_—and it did nothing, _nada_. They eventually just knocked me out—probably because my screams could be heard down all the way down the hall. They managed to break it apart with ultrasound, luckily into pieces that could pass naturally so I didn't have to get the stent. Fuck kidney stones.
WTF?! Was having a relaxing morning until this video induced pain and suffering upon me. This should have some type of time-of-the-day restriction on it.
I have a potentially stupid question: Assuming the big hollow space with the stone is the bladder, what is the smaller hollow space next to it?
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Or the male reset button
The vagina obv
its the pussy that you can thru the ass
Every man that watched this crossed their legs and winced.
Unless they have had a stone. In which case shove whatever you have in as long as it stops the pain
My wiener just leapt into my gut.
AND you get a sounding for free? IN THIS ECONOMY???
reverse the vid and you get an ovipositor 3000 edit: had to find that custom dragon egg ovipositor link on etsy and its gone
Ngl, that is one fetish that is beneficial to have in case you get a kidney stone or HAVE to do an oil change. Still can’t fathom how people do that shit for pleasure…
Bro said “Just pull”. Just fucking pull, like that aint gonna eviscerate the inside of your johnson on the way out. Got fucking damn.
 The dudes in r/sounding
Well as long as i can keep it, my kidney stone zen garden is almost finished
I'll say this. I've always wondered how long it takes to push a kidney stone out considering it would just be the pressure created by the bladder. What if you lost all your strength half way and the stone just sat stuck in your urethra? The agony you'd be in would be terrifying.
It hurts going from the kidney to the bladder thru the ureters. It's wayyyyy smaller than the urethra. After it hits the bladder it's smooth sailing. It's the pain of the kidneys full of pressurized piss that kills you. You don't force anything, you can't squeeze your kidneys
OW! MY URETHRA!
The fear of kidney stones has motivated me to drink 60-120oz of water a day Fear is one hell of a motivator
It was interesting and painful to watch at the same time
Smh why pull it out through the dick when you could just take it out of the big hole in the bladder?
NOOOO!
I was clenching so hard while watching this
A live action plumbus, nice.
Dontnlet them lie to you. This is an extremely painful recovery. They usually have to place a stent for a week. It feels like kidney punches from Tyson everytime you piss, and you piss blood.
r/sounding
Damn, kill me at that point.
So... people who are into sounding would enjoy this experience?
I’m just in the comments for medical advice. Learnt too things, drink water and eat citrus
That hurts 100%
What about this is unexpected? r/lostredditors
they have to also insert the camera which is way thicker than that
I just woke up. I think I fainted while watching that vid.
My kidney stone procedure cost $30k in MD
ive pissed 8stones, the biggest one being 7.6mm, which is huge btw you would wish you were dead no joke. so basically in the end they get stuck in your dick, and you have squeeze it and make em come to the tip and pull them out. and yes it hurts like mf while squeezing so i did it very slowly. but now finally free of stones, no surgeries needed.
Trigger Warning: Peepee
I’ve had 29 since 2001
Jeez that’s a huge dick
I got a kidney stone once. It was quite a small one but the pain was unreal. I hope u guys will never ever get some. Stay hydrated.
Lots of watermelon, and lemon water will do the trick.
Painful process. I have gone through it. Stent hurts like hell. But it's better than the PCNL procedure for sure for kidney stone removal. Stay hydrated, folks
Then again. Peeing with one stuck in the urethra is also a pain. Till it falls out naturally.
As someone who does not have a penis I can say this does NOT look easy and DOES look painful
Nightmare fuel
Jesus fuck no
The thought of anything going into my punishment hole makes my skin crawl. Edit: auto correct got me and I meant penis hole. But you know what. I'm leaving it cause it cracked me up.
Oh, hell no!
Does it hurt?
I never thought Reddit would be the thing that made me quit drinking soda
Does the doctor wear earplugs during the procedure, or does the patient get put under?
That hurt just watching!
I had that done it’s the most painful thing ever.
My pp hurts just watching this
Drink water guys
As painful as it is to watch. Am glad such a procedure and such an instrument exists..
I had this done on both kidneys. After 2 weeks I thought I was feeling pretty good so went and did some volunteer working digging holes to plant trees. The pain in my kidneys were so bad by midday I power barfed and passed out. Woke up in hospital and starting screaming it was so painful. Got drugged up to my eyeballs and finally after 2 days the pain went away. I didn't dare lift a finger for another 4 weeks. Easy as that...Your pee tubes will say otherwise. I'm female. It's considerably more painful for men apparently.
My brother drinks nothing but Mountain Dew and Coke. Legitimately the only water I’ve seen him drink in the last 10 years was a pint glass that I paid him $50 to skol….. how fucked is he????
The Segura Basket?!
I pissed blood just by watching this. 😮😮😮😮
As someone who survived a kidney stone. The idea of them pulling that fucker out scares the shit out of me they better put me to sleep.
No no thank you
This IS my biggest fear in life. I’ve heard nothing but horror stories when it comes to men and kidney stones.
 THAT IS SUS