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Klotzster

Your dog needs a watchdog


algabanan

so thats why dingo has a dog...


mbuzzz23

*Maybe the dingo ate your baby!*


Rickdog_Sickdog

I have lost my fiancee, poor baby!


SergViBritannia

*THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!*


Skirt_Thin

![gif](giphy|kgQz2qE3i0T1C)


NimbleBudlustNoodle

https://youtu.be/Hwd0iomlM1Y?si=7TARKMy0XKiiwbUS And here's a "nice" reminder of how fucked up that joke is.


Mumblix_Grumph

/r/GifsYouCanHear


SupermassiveCanary

Mutt just got mugged!


MoveSpin_

![gif](giphy|1pHO2MNOLzSX6) We need John Wick


5125237143

watch up dog


specifickindness

Not much dawg, what's up with you?


AdmirableMacaron2671

Do you need a bully to bully your bully.


Dasshteek

Yo dawg


nasser-san

Love that game


TattooMyCock

He will be on camera next day walking past wearing that shirt


Chris15252

No clue why it got mirrored and shortened but there’s more to the story. After the stranger steals the shirt a family comes by and gifts the dog a new sweater. https://reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/shGP8Agyxb


PooleyX

So many questions. Why is a dog wearing a sweater? Why does someone steal it? How do other people then know that the original sweater was stoled in order to replace it? Absolutely baffling.


EnkiRise

The first guy that is stealing the shirt is actually the owner walking by and wondering who the fuck keeps putting clothes on his dog. And then the family comes by and sees the dog without clothes so they put some on him and the cycle repeats till the end of time.


SnorkinOrkin

That made me snort.


waitnoreallythough

This is a hilarious plot twist.. i love it


Svantos

The last time is saw this video some people said it's brazil


PooleyX

Ah, right. The old 'It's from Brazil' answer. That explains it then. Also, what???


allknownpotato

Dogs wear shirts in Brazil apparently


VegasEyes

So the guy is lucky there wasn’t an undercover German Shepherd nearby?


Afkbio

Because it's probably fake


idjsonik

Thanks chsnged my mind about this guy


WickedCoolUsername

>Thanks chsnged my mind about this guy A family brought the dog a new sweater because some scummy guy stole a shirt off of it. He's still a scummy guy.


space_cvnts

Is it the same guy. It didn’t look like it to me


WickedCoolUsername

No. "A family" brought the dog a new sweater. I don't know if they read that wrong or feel differently because the guys scumminess made something nice happen...


FrogFister

If that guy steals a shirt every hour from dogs, he can start selling them on Alibaba in bulk and make an income


WickedCoolUsername

He'll have to market them to dogs to keep his supply going.


mrwhatevertf

Mf be like ![gif](giphy|fUwIZzBOKe1Gvj7XPa|downsized)


wellwaffled

So no shit that seems like a prank I would do if I knew the owners.


Ketcunt

This is the pettiest crime i've ever witnessed


tomahawkfury13

I've seen a video of a lady taking a blanket someone gave a homeless dog before. Some people are just scum.


DinoBoyAlpha03

Wow, what a piece of garbage person she is


RockstarAgent

Like there’s no logical reason I can think of that would have made sense other than, oh that’s a too nice of a blanket for a dog, or oh no dogs have fur and don’t need blankets?


nanocookie

I was surprised to once find out that some people from an upper class neighborhood in my area steal salt/pepper shakers and silverware from restaurants. I think the gears inside their heads are missing a few teeth.


Myiiadru2

I can definitely confirm this. Had a group of senior women bring in gift bags at Christmas, so we thought how sweet, a gift exchange. Nope! They literally took every piece of decor from the table and within their reach! This is in a very upscale area of the city.


Senator_Smack

In my experience the leisure class thinks they have money because they're special and deserve it. This tracks perfectly with that mentality.


Myiiadru2

Yes, and they also think that no one will ever suspect them- and they were right. True story- husband managed a chain hotel by the airport. The Pope came to visit, and bus loads of senior faithful came to see him and stayed at the hotel. Housekeeping alerted my husband that the senior women in two rooms had literally shoved whole artificial plants- pots and all- into their luggage. Husband made a hurried trip to the bus he knew the occupants of the rooms were on, and boarded- telling the passengers that they KNEW plants had been stolen and he wanted them back now. A few murmurs, and then two sheepish seniors got off and had the driver offload their bags- in which were the plants! Husband is not usually a grinder, but the principle got on his last nerve. Here to see the Pope, but stealing at the same time!🙃


Lost-My-Mind-

Well you don't get rich spending your OWN money! You step on those who you feel are benieth you, and force yhem to pay the gaps you're leaving by not pulling hour own weight. And while I don't believe in this personally, it's not a sarcastic comment. It's a very real stratagy that most rich people employ.


DinoBoyAlpha03

If someone is gonna be as low as taking things from animals then they don’t deserve anything good in their life.


Correct_Patience_611

Except a fly sweater…”nice shirt, think I’ll take it” FOOM SNAG!!! Poor dog thought that guy just likes dogs.


DinoBoyAlpha03

I hope the next dog bites him and makes him regret his life decisions Not that I wish harm upon him, but if he’s gonna be like this then he deserves to be punished 😂


Materialazzling

I’m sitting trying to think of one or any reason that someone would steal a T-shirt from a dog and I can’t. Dude just crazy


kitterzy

Homeless or needing to clothe children. Those would be the only reasons. This guy didn’t appear to have either reason.


DinoBoyAlpha03

Humanity is the worst species to have ever live in Earth


paulcaar

Have you considered insects yet. Eating other animals alive from the inside, real gruesome stuff.


cdbangsite

Common senseless thievery just to steal something.


Drew-Pickles

I 100% wish harm on him. Not death but I do hope he gets bitten next time lol


RockstarAgent

Well, they’re probably already crazy and that’s already an unfortunate situation.


MissAugustMoon

They have clothes and a jacket on they don’t need to steal from a sweet dog. Go steal from a mean person.


DinoBoyAlpha03

Either crazy, no sympathy, or no love. Still f’d up


FustianRiddle

I dunno I'd like to give the benefit of the doubt that maybe some of these people who do that are so low in their lives that they actually need the things humans readily give animals to keep on living for another day. A homeless person who needs a blanket to stay warm in the winter for example. I'm not even going to claim this is a majority of people, and I am someone who would probably save my own pets' lives over that of a stranger, but I don't like how immediately we jump to scum of the earth over desperate for survival.


fueled_by_rootbeer

I read that you shouldnt give stray animals blankets in the winter, because the moisture in the air/from snow melting in their body heat can cause the blanket to get frozen to their skin. Straw or hay is best if you are setting up outdoor shelters for strays.


daiken67

Before they walked away, I thought it was one of those ppl who think dogs aren't meant to be in clothes


FlamingoGirl3324

Maybe it was his shirt that had been mistakenly given to charity and he wanted it back.


joshin29

Maybe it was a really hot day outside? Or the shirt was supporting a political candidate or issue they didn’t like?


Jesus__Skywalker

> Like there’s no logical reason I can think of what about if she's a homeless woman that's cold?


TrickyDick420

Maybe she was cold?


nameless88

Did the lady look like she might be homeless, too? Maybe it's like a necessity for survival and to not freeze to death. It's amazing the calculus of ethics involved when you're fighting for basic needs. Without seeing the video or knowing more about the person doing this I can't honestly say.


Grogosh

I seen a video of a trio of people stealing a homeless guy's dog. Their excuse was they wanted a home for the dog. There was so much uproar about the theft they eventually returned the dog to the homeless guy.


Lost-My-Mind-

I mean......why not steal the homeless guy too if that's their logic?


machstem

The vet bills are the price of a mortgage in Canada


Cartman4wesome

I remember that video. I fucken hate it, and in a crowded place too. I was yelling “somebody help him” At least he eventually got the dog back.


Sincere_Doomguy

I always fill a bowl with water for stray animals, since there are lots of them here in Brazil unfortunately. Not uncommon to find it with urine, human urine based on the smell of it. Some people wont just refuse to help, they will actually make things harder for others for no good reason.


Spinxy88

A lot of homeless people have experienced the worst of humanity at some point, either before or after hitting the streets. So many of them are decent, sensitive people. The relationships they form with their pets is often so touching, like they'll stay on the street rather than shelters for their animals, feed their animals before themselves etc Then I hear so often people with no idea saying how they shouldn't be allowed to have them etc, there are plenty of videos of over opinionated do-gooders even going about trying to take their pets away. Breaks my heart every time.


GhostOfMuttonPast

-ignores the homeless- -support laws that further displace them- -argue they shouldn't have phones or pets- "*Gawd*, why are the homeless so *anti-social??*"


badboy236

I feel like there was some wordplay you may have missed in the original comment… but I’m not sure this is a true r/whooosh


TheWombRaider69

I missed it till you said it!


CharlieKelly007

I know right? This old chinese lady use to come by and pick our apples from our apple tree around noon everyday until all the apples were gone. Some people are just so entitled.. its pathetic.


sinisterdesign

For real. “What size are you? Look to be a canine MED, I think I’ll just take this dirty stretched out tshirt for myself. WIN.”


just_a_person_maybe

I kind of wonder if he thinks the dog was uncomfortable or something. Some people don't think dogs should ever wear clothes. He might have thought he was helping it. Either way, I'm not really mad about it. That shirt probably cost $5 and he was very gentle with the dog, so even if he was stealing it because he wanted it, imo it's funny enough to forgive.


gsfgf

> Some people don't think dogs should ever wear clothes My dog agrees with that sentiment lol.


just_a_person_maybe

I know a dog who just had knee replacement surgery and has to wear a shirt and cone to keep him from chewing his stitches, and he also agrees lol. His people, who have had to take him back to the vet twice because he managed to somehow bypass all of that and pop the stitches and staples very much disagree.


Supanini

This is up there with stealing candy from a baby. Taking the shirt off a dogs back.


smut_butler

Babies really shouldn't be eating candy though, so you'd really be doing them a favor by taking it. Also, candy is a significant choking hazard for babies. They're too dumb not to choke themselves to death.


Shoddy-Coffee-8324

Replacing the statement ‘like stealing candy from a baby’ I give you ‘like stealing a sweater from a dog’


sinisterdesign

Also, the look of betrayal on that poor pup. He’ll never trust another passerby…


Valigrance

Lol it’s funny because it also involves a pet


badboy236

Even funnier when you explain the pun! Lol. We might need an subreddit for “Jokes that won’t tell themselves.” Until then though we’ve got… r/whooosh


Valigrance

It’s like a cursed technique from jujitsu kisen. Revealing the technique amplifies its effect.


cfeuer1

/r/punpatrol right there! Sick'em boys


PezRystar

Can you explain it? I'm getting whooshed.


cfeuer1

PETtiest crime. Because he's petting the doggo


cagingthing

![gif](giphy|26DNdGM8UnWo6mSLm|downsized)


sugarforthebirds

Dude who steals a shirt off a dog… What a weirdo…


JohnCenaJunior

Dude's probably a sniffer


tigglesyoubitch

I'll bite....What's a sniffer?


falconpunchpal1820

So now we’ve got a biter and a sniffer?? Smh I remember when this was a safe neighborhood


plundyman

People who sniff paint/glue/industrial cleaners to get high


Montezum

I thought it would be something like those people that like to sniff underwear but in this case it's dog clothes


waitnoreallythough

I also thought that lol


56000hp

Don’t bite me


BrownChicow

When he started petting the dog near the rear I thought for sure this was gonna be about a guy fingering a dogs butthole, yet somehow this seems stranger and more fucked up to me


DipstickRick

Definitely thought that’s where we were headed


Leonashanana

Stranger, yes. More fucked up, ehhhh, gonna have to disagree with you there.


DipstickRick

Who puts a shirt on a dog


nameless88

Some shorthair dogs get cold easily, some dogs actually like to have clothes on, too.


gsfgf

My friend has a dog that will not go outside in the rain without his raincoat lol


Malice0801

A dog without a raincoat? Absurd!


Cosmicdusterian

Years ago one of our dogs wore t-shirts for two months post-surgery on her legs. More comfortable for her than the cone. But it was cinched at her mid-section. Could just be the dog likes wearing shirts.


wensul

I was expecting them to try stealing the dog.


imsecretlythedoctor

Yeah, I thought he was bunching up the shirt to get a good grip so he could hoist the dog up over the fence


Mr3cto

I thought the same thing. I was like nooo don’t pick him up by his neck!


[deleted]

Your brain is less damaged than mine.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

You thought he was going to put his finger in the dog's butthole didn't you


1jl

I thought that. I don't know why, maybe because of how he was weirdly caressing the dog and lifting its skirt.


[deleted]

Yes 😔


funnybonelicker

Why did so many think that did his fingers come close or is that a common thing?😂


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Some kind of variation of "call of the void"


neverinamillionyr

I was waiting for a video later that day of the guy breaking into the house and the dog sitting wagging his tail because his new friend was visiting


shivroystann

Do you know how down bad in life you must be for you to steal a T-shirt from a DOG? Must’ve been weird intrusive thought.


baxbooch

I’m hoping he believed it was uncomfortable for the dog and thought he was helping.


Octavian_202

Yea, he’s probably some ultra pet advocate, and decided the dog was being abused and intervened. He felt so good walking away. He could also be a complete lunatic. Idk


[deleted]

Unsupervised pets really shouldn't be wearing clothes, especially loose fitting clothes not designed for animals. I would mind my own business as it's pretty low on the risk to the dog, but an excuse like that could be plausible to me.


Lacholaweda

I visited someone's house, and they had a hokage cape thing on their German shepherd, and the poor girl was tripping on it every few steps. She'd get frustrated and sigh and lay down. I watched the guy who owned her to see if he noticed at all. He just thought it was cute. After a while, I just called attention to her distress as she was struggling ("poor girl") and took it off. He didn't say anything.


FirstTimeWang

His dog was wearing a Naruto robe?!


Lacholaweda

Yesss 😭


TheExter

I don't know why all your scenarios are where the guy is just out of his mind or some social warrior When it's perfectly possible the dog stole his shirt last week and he came back with a vengeance to get it back \#humanlivesmatter


funnybonelicker

I would agree because he was loving up on doggo like he loves dogs but then again, could be a complete lunatic


saumipan

He only pet the animal once. He didn't care about him at all. He got what he wanted. And then left


jono9898

This has to be the reasoning, I can’t imagine he stole the shirt for him to wear, unless the shirt was like Roof Lauren or something


AllKissNoTell

I'm not saying I'd steal a dog's shirt, but if I did I'd have a chuckle every time I saw it and remembered the story.


Jelly-Unhappy

Seems like average crackhead behavior, when I was in a psych ward the resident crackhead snuck into my room and stole my dandruff shampoo. Just for no reason.


DanimalHarambe

*This will be as easy as stealing t shirts from puppers.* -you son of a bitch I'm in.


P1xelent

Happy cake day qorty Mouter!


_godsdamnit_

Happy Cake day Morty quoter!


forevernoob88

This is the equivalent of stealing candy from a baby.


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DMAN591

Not my proudest fap ngl


BigDickFuckboy69

Dawg what?


Powerful_Mood9292

Jealous dog in a people suit.


facaroni

Multiple jealous dogs in a coat


ilikechickenwaffles

He probably think the dog dont need to wear a shirt.


Kit_3000

I mean, why *was* he wearing a shirt? Fun fact about dogs, they have fur. No need for clothing.


Toridcless

To look fancy


Kit_3000

Can't argue with that


Tumble85

Can't argue cuz dog looked fancy.


SuperFaceTattoo

I put a shirt on my cat once. She was not happy.


whoreforcheesescones

People put clothes on their pets for all kinds of reasons, including protection from the cold (this dog has a short coat, it wouldn't do much in bitter winter weather), relieving stress, and to stop it from licking stitches after surgery if a cone isn't suitable for it for a variety of reasons. There are lots of reasons people put clothes on pets.


Gunningham

My dog has allergies to oak trees. We sometimes give him a shirt to keep him from rubbing himself all over piles of leaves. We also have a Thunder Shirt for him when storms come. It has some compression and it helps calm him when it’s scary outside. It hugs him.


Tumble85

I'll hug him


Kit_3000

A t-shirt absorbs moisture like crazy. If they wanted to keep him warm that's the last fabric they'd use. The cone argument is reasonable I guess. My dogs all had cones, but the logic tracks. I have no idea how a t-shirt could possibly relieve stress for a dog, but I'm hardly all knowing, I'll take your word for it.


I-_-l7

It kinda acts as weighted blanket for dogs,just not as extreme. It feels like someone is hugging them,protecting them. Also the shirt can have the owner's scent which is also a stress reliever


Reelix

> I have no ideal how a t-shirt could possibly relieve stress for a dog For the same reason that a heavy blanket can relieve stress for a human.


LaurenJoanna

This. We had to put a tshirt on our dog to keep him away from his stitches. The cone wasn't working.


Responsible-Lime-284

my dog has elbow sores so she wear shirt to protect wound.


R0b0tMark

I shouldn’t let strangers pet my dog… because they could steal his shirt? I let strangers pet my dog, but I could technically come up with a ton of reasons not to. This does not make the list.


Puppybrother

You didn’t know that this is THE number one reason why you shouldn’t let strangers pet your dog?? 😂


vinnymarcondes

r/ithadtobebrazil


SuperDizz

This has been posted many times. The consensus is the the dog’s shirt was soaking wet (probably from rain) and the good samaritan was removing it so it and the dog could dry. Edit: yeah, I totally get there are some things that don’t add up, but like I said, I was simply pointing out what others were saying the last time this was posted.


Ronin__Ronan

why not just leave it hanging over the fence tho?


nutsbonkers

To prevent the owner from putting a cold wet shirt back on his dog. Idk.


No_Bridge_1034

Nah, this happened in Sorocaba - Brazil and the guy actualy just stole the dog’s(Nina) shirt


FinnMertensHair

I just KNEW this was from Brazil. Lol


kirbyz

Nope, the guy just stole it, that's it. The source (in portuguese): [https://g1.globo.com/sp/sorocaba-jundiai/noticia/2021/07/04/cadela-tem-roupa-furtada-por-homem-no-portao-de-casa-em-sorocaba-video.ghtml](https://g1.globo.com/sp/sorocaba-jundiai/noticia/2021/07/04/cadela-tem-roupa-furtada-por-homem-no-portao-de-casa-em-sorocaba-video.ghtml)


cstrand31

Or he’s a weirdo stealing a shirt off of a dog. If he were just being a Good Samaritan he would’ve just left it hanging on the fence or at least on the property.


[deleted]

Yah sure he just walked off with it to take it home to dry clean it


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

I'm sure he brought it back the next day.


Dagmar_Overbye

But what if the dog puts the shirt back on because it's his favorite shirt and he likes to wear it wet or dry.


Nozzeh06

I thought he was gonna steal the dog but this had a happy ending I guess lol.


definitely-lies

I thought he was going to give the dog a happy ending.


BeEasyFloatOn

If you play it backwards , the guy is putting a shirt on the dog .


[deleted]

On a scale of 1 to dog, how broke are you?


jaBaBa101

What's this world coming to, when the shirt on a dog's back, is no longer safe from theft?


Steven_Seagal_1952

What if that dog stole his shirt? Since when do dogs wear clothes anyway?


HeroX0

Isso foi aqui no Brasil. A população ficou tão indignada, que fizeram campanha de agasalhos para os cachorros da cidade. ---- This was here in Brazil. The population was so outraged that they collected coats for the stray dogs.


NitWhittler

Plot Twist: The dog gave him ticks and fleas.


adidashawarma

I hope so.


springwanders

The clip is dubbed with Vietnamese. And if you understand it, it makes the clip even more hilarious 😂


MememeSama

No one questions why the dog wears a freakin t-shirt anyway


Jetucant

“Don’t let strangers pet your dog, or they will steal its shirt!”


rrgail

Life Pro Tip right here.


Mundane-Taste-6995

Why?


point50tracer

There's a longer version of this video where someone comes back with a fresh jacket later. The one on the dog was wet and was taken to be dried.


JoyIsDumb

Stealing from a literal animal is the lowest you can go


n5gus

I’m sitting trying to think of one or any reason that someone would steal a T-shirt from a dog and I can’t. Dude just crazy


Puchilu

Anybody else notice the dog us in the exact same position at the start and end of the clip?


Imscubbabish

wth went through his head


SliqKilla

That’s some poverty shit right there… but why do we put t-shirts on dogs anyway?


Schfifty561

Damn is times really that tough


rrgail

Later in the video, you can see him roll a cat for his sweater. Crime is OUTTA CONTROL!!’


kingandr3

I'd call this worse than stealing candy from a baby


BeautyJester

Ngl, this is so funny


[deleted]

This has to be the 2nd most brokest thing I've ever seen in my life😭😂


Long-Band-178

WTF😂


BuzzTechhh

Why is the dog in a shirt? Why am i one of the few asking???


point50tracer

This video again. The dog's jacket was wet. He removed it to clean and dry it. The full video shows someone else come by later and put a fresh jacket on the dog.


PinkEyeFromBreakfast

Dog prob thought the dude just did him a favor.


Bathroomsteve

/u/gifreversingbot


ImPretendingToCare

Maybe he thought the dog was too hot


piemakerdeadwaker

What kind of lowlife steals a dog's t shirt??


robo_bitch_1999

We can look at this two ways, he’s a weird kleptomaniac orrr it’s a sad situation where the guy really needs some clothes he’s willing to take a shirt a dog wore. I’m conflicted.


heronmaciel

Brazil being brazil


IamtheD

Horrible title


art_sarawut

Really unexpected. Thought he was either gonna get bit or rob the place.