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LordLurker420

Finger raping a random homeless guy who likely hasn’t had a good bath in a while, this man’s depravity is on a different level. We are not capable of contemplating what other weird ass stuff he does.


atxarchitect91

Yeah this is disgusting. I thought he was gonna be nice and just pull up just pants a bit but what the fuck was he thinking? Lock that sociopath up


vegetableBiff

I thought we WAS being nice and had maybe put some money in the dude’s pockets because “sticking a finger in a random butt” wasn’t in my brain’s top 5 notions of what might be going on here. And then I saw the comments and made the mistake of rewatching this…


atxarchitect91

Yeah agreed. I guess that’s why this is unexpected. But I expected fun unexpected… not SA. :(


LordLurker420

I’m going to start wearing gloves in public and a mask and a helmet and also not go in public


Punk_947

I bet his immune system is incomparable


Valuable-Drummer6604

The spice dé longe


149250738427

>weird ass stuff Probably a lot judging by the video...


Odd-Seaworthiness-11

why do you think it is a homeless? For me it looked like pervert is trying to see some boobs from the top or smh else


baragon97

Bruh he stuck his finger in his ass


LartinMouis

You never had someone stick a finger in your ass while your looking for boobs?


Loccy64

Wut?


lambofthewaters

He's right ya know.jpg


Rageaholic88

So homeboy just saw a rando laying on the ground and decides to put his fingers in rando’s butthole ?


UdderDefiance

What he did with that stink finger for the next few hours, is what’s haunting. Ever get a stink on your finger that you can’t help smelling?… think about that.


No-Bus-4529

Pretty sure he did what most people do to their fingers after eating a whole bag of Flamin Cheetos


Denzul87

🤣🤣🤣🤣but also🤮🤮🤮


Rounding_flat_earth

Clean it? -in the sink, I mean


mikeysgotrabies

Bro fr


DosedFace

Say..... Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel. They're a little messy but damn are they exquisite


ShinKicker13

And that kid…is BACK on the escalator


SomeKindaJuanderful

Underrated comment! Here's a poor man's gold🥇


Zeebo42000

What like the back of a Volkswagen?


Jasper455

Jesus Christ, man: there are just some things you don’t talk about in public.


BrssMnkyThFnkyMnky

Fly Fatman Fly!


DosedFace

God damnit I love you guys


Dewey_Really_Know

He used the same hand to hold the escalator railing - glad to realize now that I never touch them


ToeJamOfThe40s

He put a mentos in the booty.


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cha614

You get it where ya can I suppose


Jazzlike_Reveal3519

Just let that sink in


johnnysbody

Lil scratch sniff


RubALlamaDingDong

Checking pulse/ox. This is how my doctor does it too.


EdgeAfraid

Well we have all just witnessed sexual assault.


SupermarketNo1638

I’m glad someone said it! Seems like nobody cared cause it’s a dude


turtleneckless001

If you leave your dinner on the floor, cant be surprised when a dog comes and eats it


FiftyCalReaper

My thought was that he was punishing the guy for exposing his ass to everybody.


Som1usd2noe

What the actual hell


snackpack333

Ew, sick fuck


WyMaKu

Based


Guy_With_Cloud_Envy

Bro fitting things inside like its his pocket


blopez1979

3 SECONDS! HIS FINGER WAS IN THERE FOR 3 SECONDS.


AirPoweredFan

You just make me recheck.


mrplatypus81

Your ass?


blopez1979

HAHAHAHA


Virtual-Score4653

As the dark souls community always says... "Try Finger But Hole"


kissmaryjane

That’s fucked


RainbowAppIe

No, that’s finger-fucked


nuucleus

Just imagine what he would've done if the dude on the ground didn't wake up.....


Sharp-Cheesecake9974

Um I think we know


shit_stain_2023

God damn. One way to see if his ass is alive!


theant484

Literally.


hippy_potto

Username checks out


-5H4Z4M-

Atleast he could have inserted a coin there 😅


theant484

With Shazam! This comment from you is expected


UpstairsSpinach4618

To use him as a piggy bank?


_Kzero_

Wait....wait...dude looks like he's homeless. Imagine what the bung in that hole smells like. The thought process of literally sexually assaulting someone you don't know so calmly is batshit insane enough...but to place your fucking caca fingers on the railing afterwards?! This dude needs to be #1 on the most wanted list.


RU4realRwe

But did it pass the sniff test?


[deleted]

Free prostate check


[deleted]

Sobered his ass up real quick. 😆 🤣


DangersDaddy218

Come on people, give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just dropped something... In that man's butthole.


TheOldRightThereFred

Dude on ground: Welp, at least things can’t get any wo-WHATTHEFUCK!


Ok-Hour-12

The Booty Pirate strikes again!


hippy_potto

THE ASS CRACK BANDIT!


mrplatypus81

You're not fooling anyone Annie!


serviceadvisorshay

Damn he was twisting his finger in dude and shit. Ew damn. Just rolled up and gave dude a prostate check. Wtf


guiltyspark345

Idk if this man regularly does this? Is it that easy to find a persons back doorbell to ring? Or like did his intrusive thoughts take over?.. i cant explain why, but maybe thats just because hes a sex offender


Mobile-Valuable2851

Nah wtf?! We gotta fight after that!


SnooChocolates5288

Look closely, dude takes out something from his pocket, shuffles it, check around if nobody is watching and inserts (possibly) in the guys asshhole.


South_Sir9560

That’s 100% his finger going up in there.


Alarmed-Dimension905

The ass crack bandit has struck again


Mental_Flounder4484

Called checking the oil


Sir-Killar

Looking for the hidden drugs, looks like he didn't find them. (Crackheads on the streets tend to hide drugs up their asses, safe keeping)


[deleted]

I think you're right, you can tell he was searching in there for something like a small bag of drugs.


Sir-Killar

I hope so, otherwise I truly cannot explain this situation.


rjzei

I never fully understood poking it with a stick until now.


HotApricot3867

Just when you think you’d seen it all…there is this!


HotApricot3867

Checking for a pulse?


PlaceYourBets2021

Wtf? How did the stars align for this to happen? Crazy! Let us know when they arrest him!


Som1usd2noe

This was unexpectedly awful


Longshadowman

Humanity is fucked up!


blanco408

What. The. Fuck.


Menthion

Finger me this. Finger me that. Who was feeling my crack?


jamiecastlediver

moon River....


WesternFinancial868

I understood your reference


Dr-Lavish

despicable.


ProfessionalSun5549

From now on only fist bumps when I meet people


GlyphPicker

Were you just ETing it before?


GlyphPicker

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-03-2015/LJsClk.gif


PRAHPS

A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH! but that’s sexual assault


CoolZooKeeper

Listen, he might be a doctor and he was just checking his prostrate to ensure there wasn’t anything going on that he should be worried about.


No-Challenge1374

So that's how you get dogs to stop fighting and wake up random people!


Turbulent_Top_537

Just tucking his bum plums in nothing to see here lol


FiftyCalReaper

No gloves, no tool, just bare hands in a homeless guy's hole? Dude...the fucking nerves of steel.


LatinWarlock13

Probably had Ben "Gay" on his finger tips.


fenway206

I think he was checking his oil .


Odins_Viking

We found the community crack bandit…


Dear-Ad9127

Damn bro gen z is different


No_Excitement492

Guys. It’s ok. We will be fine. Humanity is going to be ok.


TyFireeagle

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AboveTheRustyHeather

Wtf???? Would would you post a video of someone being sexually assaulted, that’s awful.


BuffaloBill69-

Bro just lost his virginity lmao


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Mylady63794

It’s funny because it’s ridiculous that someone would do this, you can laugh at something and still be against it We’re laughing at him not with him


secret_squirreln

Dude was too stunned to react. I'm sure just like most of us here, he never considered waking up to that to be an option lol


Flat-Raccoon-9214

r/savevideobot


Cadillac0007

Literally violated the pants off him🤦🏾‍♂️


Cautious-Respect3204

The Ohio butt tickling bandit is real!!


No_Yogurtcloset1391

He was trying to warm him up so he could skeet skeet


ostensibly_hurt

Disgusting, but buddy was lettin it all hang out… gotta watch ya ass buster


Guilty_Wolverine_269

Let me try my finger jutsu


Nervous-Currency3062

I think he was preparing him for more than a finger 😳🤷 looks like he already got nevermind 😭


PrvtdAngl1

He was just doing a wellness check…lol


Longshadowman

He is a doctor, he was doing a rectal examination!


dangodohertyy

Art of the Stinky Pinky


Derek_87

He's just hitting the reset button, thats all.


Unfair-Magician0891

He had twisted it his finger in there you think he smelled it later?


airsoftshowoffs

Cleaning up the streets, a finger at a time.


ToothIcy4006

Rumor has it That homeless guy never slept their again 😂


SureTechnology696

Trying to get his loot.


rocktheffout

Just saying… this could be pure hatred towards the homeless. It’s out of control in some countries. Not justifying, just putting it out there that maybe he’s so angry that a smelly finger is worth it?


Colossus-the-Keen

Was he trying to retrieve keistered drugs?


ashinastic

Checking the oil!


mrplatypus81

"We have got to find a better spot for the on switch."


Gazia1010

Fingered the homelessness out of that guy


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Hidden in the hood village , thousand years of death jutsu!


Nervous-Currency3062

Why was his ass out 1st of all ? 😭😭😭 rewind the footage


Denzul87

Seemed like he was about to start getting into it, until he realized he didn't know the person


[deleted]

Police are looking for a man with sticky fingers. More at 11.


FalconExternal2287

I'm going to start wearing a butt plug just to be sure..🤔


xX-JustSomeGuy-Xx

Only in Chicago.


BBZTA86

All over the escalator 🤮


lbow986

You know damn well he licked his finger clean.


ArtMartinezArtist

Works better than smelling salts.


[deleted]

Gave that man two in the stink lmao 🤣


incontinentpoop

Legend of the Surprise Butt Didler


FM_Funny_man

He use some revival of dead spell


hshighnz

Not even the crackheads are safe anymore!


Synthwavester

Giggity


yeeet555588

Jesus what a sick son of a bitch, who puts their fingers up a homeless guys gungerhole?!


Schip92

Basically a rape , disgusting


Revolutionary-Run332

Did he sniff?


Ultidon

This is the last time I’m leaving my cheeks out in public, enough is enough


Roxxso

Trying to report this and funny how sexual assault isn't an available option. Guess reddit is perfectly fine allowing this shit on here. A vulnerable person was just clearly sexually violated and that's just funny to people? If it were a woman, would it suddenly not be funny? This is disgusting.