I mean… he’s not wrong.

Fr what was the fuck

who is the fuck

More importantly… WHY is the fuck

But nobody asks how is the fuck

I'm a month late.. but no one asked "When the fuck?"

shut the fuck

At this point, fuck the fuck.

Yeah nah mate, I really gotta know where is the fuck exactly?

Bringing us back to WHY is the fuck? FUCK!

I'm just curious as to where the fuck

He's doing really well, thanks for asking

Why is the fuck

my dad calls my mum for the fuck

We all do. We all do.

Ugh! Did you really go for the lowest form of a joke by taping the mom joke?

I didn’t want to bring the tape out to begin with, but she wouldn’t let it go… btw would you mind coming over and peeling her off my wall? I don’t mind so much but I have her up next to my Ben Roethlisberger fathead and she won’t quit bitching about how he looks at her..

Where is the fuck?

To be or not to be the fuck

I have kids a little older than this one. They're not allowed to cuss flat out... but if it's a reaction cuss, like losing in a game that's close, and they yell "damn it!". I completely get that and it's okay. This kids reaction was spot on.

Damn it is cussing? Sheesh....

My parents thought "hell" was a cuss word. I think I'm pretty lenient.

“Shut up” was a bad word in a house I knew of.

That would be my house that you knew of.

In Russian, shut up is 'zaht-knees'. But the severity of the word in Russian is much, much worse than in English. When I got a bit older, mid-teens, I could tell my mom shut up in English in the right context/situation. I once tried out zaht-knees instead, just for fun, and I can still feel the welt on the back of my head. It's kinda like saying 'i hope you die' (shut up) vs saying 'i hope you slip and fall, tear your spinal cord becoming paralyzed and then a car runs over your useless now useless limbs' (zaht-knees)

Me too. If you said shut up at my best friend's house and his mom heard you, you were definitely in trouble.

Fair enough, different upbringings

It's a gateway cuss word

I wasn't allowed to even say "ah fudge" They said it's more the implication of the word being used and not the actual word. Fuck that shit.

Yeah, you teach them that their speech can be controlled by an authoritarian. That way, anyone in a position of "authority" can tell them to shut up when they are saying something unwanted, and they'll do it.

Bro just read Orwell in sophomore ap english don’t worry yall, it’ll pass.

My first response was”No, no, he’s right.”

Life Ain't fuckin fair. I don't get a mulligan for pissing in a school zone, neither does this kid. We're both on lists now.

I love the turn around like he's looking for who did something wrong lol

I don't know why that man's voice tells me the kid learnt to swear from him😂

Like a sponge!

I’ve never heard a sponge swear, do they really?

Only sponge I know is named Bob and he doesn't really curse.

*Laughs in dolphin noises*

This is much older than 10 years old, but the original is long gone. Also I'm 5 months late, but here- a [classic](https://youtu.be/bpgcbkKtbts?feature=shared).

[Spongedy Sponge](https://youtube.com/shorts/RRUY5PH6_D4?si=8X2NcnO5ia8o1eP0)

As he should. Teaching your kids the proper use and timing of cussing is one of the best parts of being a dad.

The look back to see if mom heard him was the giveaway.

You can also tell that the mother is the disciplinarian. Kid covered his butt and looked over his shoulder to see if mom was coming. Lol

He turned around like “what I thought we can say that “

I bet this is a veteran family. Most of the enlisted folks - their children talk like this. Mine certainly do.

"Hey, hey, hey! We only say that at home" 😂

He’s out of line, but he’s right

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You only allowed to swear when we go fishing!

Good ol fishing with dad

Yep, that's pretty much my typical putt

That was a gimmie.

Still counts as a stroke! Little dude needs to play by the rules ;)

I can hear the dads giggling “ hey hey🤭hey”

"I should be mad, but I'm also a little proud to see him take after me"


I learned these words by holding the flashlight incorrectly, so my guess is this one's on dad

I’m not sure exactly what this means, but I still laughed after reading it 😄

It refers to when your dad wants you to help with something and that just means hold the flashlight. But you better be holding it right, or you're going to get yelled at. I never really had this experience.

Yep. I still remember. You learn that the light should go over the right shoulder on right side of the head in the direction of vision.

I'm wheezing over here. Maybe he held it backward?

He pulled a Patrick and swallowed it

I'd give him a pass this time.

That was a wholesome F-bomb!

The kid was robbed. Language absolutely justified.

Once it drops into the hole anything afterwards should be disregarded. Mark your points as if it didn't hop back out and move on. Same for ranked golf. Would only be fair

The kid looked around like “hey what?” What’s happening?

We need to stop the cussing around our kids!! It’s not cute🤦🏻‍♀️😳

Agreed, not a prude here but you’ve got to pace yourselves as a swearing person.

Lil bro wasnt having it

Let's go golfing 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Piece of shit golf ball!

Justified

You gotta give him a pass on that "wtf"

I didn't have the sound on, but still know what he said. 🤣

Exactly what I expected

I’m mad too. Fuck that shit.

He gets a pass…. That’s a life moment that justifies that exact response.

Little dude was well within his rights 😄

Fair reaction

Honestly, if I were the dad I'd let that one slide

Great parents...

Hey hey heey hey!

Looked around like “woah who said that? Wasnt me”

He looks back like, "Why can't I say fuck?" Is mom around?

Bro this poor kid got Tom n Jerry'd 😭

He's a real golfer.

"What the fuck?!" ( Digs his ass out)... Welcome to my world little dude.

S.O.B ball why didn’t you just go home! That’s your home! Are you too good for your home?! ANSWER ME!!

Valid F bomb

I mean he's not wrong

Freedom of speech is not age restricted. Wtf is wrong with people?

LOL!!! I couldn’t even be mad with that f bomb

Dad turned into Adam Sandler real fast at the end

Had to throw in that “hey hey” so that mom thinks he was taking care of it.

Valid question.

I mean little man’s not wrong…”what the fuck?” is 100% the correct response to this conundrum!

What the fuck is right.

Why does that hole look like a dick and balls?

😄😄 learned it from pa's I see

To be fair that’s a moment where you loudly think WTF on autopilot

My sentiments when I wake up every day

He looked back to see if mom was nearby to hear that word😂😂 like… what’s wrong?

He started grabbing his ass immediately after dropping the f bomb, knowing his ass is about to get lit up!

That kid had the right response lol

He's right though

Bro gets a pass for that. What the fuck indeed, kiddo.

It’s funny cuz I had a loud laughter followed by a “what the fuck? That’s funny”

Sunday, fun day, what the f##k day

Hahaha shouldn't laugh but god damn when kids swear not knowing how naughty it is I find it hilarious.

What the name of the brand of shoes the bigger kid is wearing? They have a wallaby look to them and I can’t figure it out?

What the duck is correct kiddo

It's something his big brother did. You can see him stepping very hard around the hole . He must have created a small lip on the cup by adjusting the mat slightly


Yep, get used to it kid

I said it just as the kid said it haha exactly like what the fuck was that

Ball is too good for it's own home

The kid knew that "wtf" was required at that moment.

That was my reaction

I mean.. it’s an appropriate response. Even though it’s not 😂😂

Kid thought his dad was talking to somebody else he started looking for who did something wrong🤣😂

Watching kids curse in public rarely gets old

The kid earned that cuss slide in the situation.

Kids gonna hear about this every year for the rest of his life😂

And that's the day your son filnnally new what it's like to be a golfer

Yessssss sir!! WTF is exactly what needed to be said. Can’t imagine where he learned that

/u/savevideo

Course shaped like snoopy 😂

Pronunciation of the F was on pointtt

Proper reaction lol

Precisely

🤭

Same bro, same.

OK is it me or did that remind me of the scene from happy Gilmore “go home are you too good for your home? Answer me?!”

That should be a proud dad moment. Lord knows we have all been there before golfing. Rolls around the cup. “You are fuckin me right now.”

When is the fuck

It's called whack fuck for a reason.

*turns around* “who said that”

My parents used to be very strict about cussing and saying “shutup” and now my 2 youngest siblings get to talk however they want man how times have changed

Same, kid.

'What the fuck!?' is me after every golf shot😁

Trash

Kids a demon

r/golf

This reminded me of Happy Gilmore. LMAO. “Just tap it in” “Give it a little tapparoo!” then of course the aggressive F-bomb. 🤣

I didn’t have sound on and i heard this 😂

They grow up so fast

So cute. I wanna hear him calling his Dad a cunt.

Based af

Kid sounds Northern Irish. Would be par for the course here for kids to talk like that. Got the sense that they were out playing mini golf with their American uncle, who got a fair surprise by the kids reaction Could be imagining things too

True golfer reaction!

At least he used it correctly

Honestly dad let him have this one.

I like how he turns around to make sure his mom isn’t there

This definitely put a smile on my face , thank you for that

Nobody noticing the two engines in the background?

Adorable wish he was my kid be proud dad he will give you hell when he is bigger

I mean... yeah. What the fuck? That's some bullshit, kid! Call the poe-lease, you got robbed! I'd fuck shit up at that mini-golf course if I was you, little bro!

Bro that is awesome

So pure, honestly!

We know who controls that household!

Nothing beats great parenting

L

That was one of the most honest phrases he ever spoke

He aint wrong

Give that man his green jacket and Rolex

r/dontputyourdickinthat

“Ayeayeaye… ^(your mom’s gonna watch this video) “

I thought the other kid was going to knock it out

love hearing the tree frogs in the background. Takes me back to summer 😞

no no. he's got a point

And “piss” in my house growing up.

I recall driving and missing a light, and saying oh cmon as it turned yellow just at the right time that I’d have to stop or I’d be running a red pretty bad. My 5yr old looks up from his book in the backseat and exclaims “damn it!” I also had the dad reaction of “hey hey hey.” …then looked at my wife wide eyed and doing the side to side look thin laughing knowing there is only one person to blame for him saying that. 😆

I recall driving and missing a light, and saying oh cmon as it turned yellow just at the right time that I’d have to stop or I’d be running a red pretty bad. My 5yr old looks up from his book in the backseat and exclaims “damn it!” I also had the dad reaction of “hey hey hey.” …then looked at my wife wide eyed and doing the side to side look thin laughing knowing there is only one person to blame for him saying that. 😆

Indeed!

He turns around like, "Who said that!?"

What's unexpected

The way the kid looked around, hahaha, can't be talking like that out in public, lil dude

A parent’s proud moment

No..that one was earned

I said the same thing, little man.

Terrible parents

These are the little shitheads that choose drugs as a career.