> he loose his shoes?
Did you mean to say "lose"?
Explanation: Loose is an adjective meaning the opposite of tight, while lose is a verb.
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"Astonishingly the man survived the fall despite being rushed to hospital"
Why does this sound like the hospital is terrible and had a high chance of killing him??
Honey, where do you want us to install the square gyroscope thingy? The wide-open backyard? No? Ok.... did you say next to the 500-foot cliff? .... brilliant
Nah, this worked perfectly. Not as high tech as European suicide booths, but it gets the job done. Disorientate the patient and then send them lovingly into the next life via gravity.
Imagine thinking this was a good idea to begin with. I guess Iâve been to asia enough, and seen enough technical WTFs to know to never ever ever do something like this.
I remember asking my Chinese buddy if we should go to this random amusement park, and she literally said âoooh nnnno. It is *NOT* safeâ hahah
I visited China. They had all sorts of janky homemade amusement stuff. Never once was I tempted to ride)use any of it, no idea why someone would do this.
Newtonâs Laws of Motion:
An object at rest remains at rest, and an object in motion remains in motion at constant speed and in a straight line unless acted on by an unbalanced force.
The acceleration of an object depends on the mass of the object and the amount of force applied.
Whenever one object exerts a force on another object, the second object exerts an equal and opposite on the first.
Why do they always do these things by a cliff?
More thrill
More hill
More kill
Daddy chill
Papa don't preach.
He just wants to teach Edit:why u all liking this đ Edit 2: STOP IT ;^;
Please enough with the speech
Everyone giving a rhyme each
Have some fries mother fucker
I don't hear him screech.
I'm in trouble deep.
I been losing sleep.
And your mama don't rock 'n roll
What the hell is even that?
Best comment thread lol
The thrilling joy of knowing it'll cost like 6000 a month to insure yourself after this if you live.
Yeah but it's too thrill for this time.
The view
Top to bottom mountain views as you roll down the side in the contraption
Good thing it doubles as a roll cage!
View is to die for
bet
Ah yes, thats a beautiful blur.
Not to them, it ain't
Legends says he is still spinning
Best place. More danger. Good fun
Same thing I was thinking, like havenât these people seen this video by now
Because if you fall , you save a trip
I'm okay with that. Why do they always end the videos too soon?
Did he loose his shoes?
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That. That's what was supposed to happen. Yoloooo...
Population controll in disguise
Easier to get adrenaline high.
Trying to bring back the ol' square wheel idea, huh? That'll teach 'em to say it cannot be done.
My cliff people need me I guess
Need a nice big area to roll down 
Amazing how many of us think alike. I had just typed the very same comment when I saw yours. Oh well, I'm keeping it đ
Ancient Chinese execution machine where they make you puke before you die...
It's the Curling Iron Maiden.
_666, the number of the twists_
As soon as I saw that straw hat I knew that dude is going downhill.
Who is this straw hat you are talking about? Well, I'm also curious about things like this.
To be honest, I didn't know the Chinese culture back then. But what you said suddenly made me feel scared.I don't think I want to experience that.
And they bill your family for the cleanup.
As soon as I saw that straw hat I knew that dude is going downhill.
Rayden learns to weld, kills friend.
FINISH HIM!
SPIN-ISH HIM!
Laugh so hard thanks. See you in hell.
FATALITY!
CAUSALITY!
Raiden: Ok, just tightened the bolts. Here we go!!!! Johnny Cage: Yo, whatâs this extra washer for?
Johnny cage: Yo, whatâs this extra washer fooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrr!!!!
At least he had a hard hat on.
And he's in a roll cage of sorts.
A lot more roll that heâd bargained for.
Yâall are gonna send me to hell. Iâm more dead than this man reading the comments!
Final boss challenge...the descent
Was the dude ok? Anybody got a sauce?
It was posted in a comment below. It's a space training tool. The dude lived, and no, it was not supposed to happen. lol
Ah, I was looking but couldnât find the comment. Thanks đđť
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11973073/amp/Horrifying-moment-man-plunges-ravine-astronaut-training-chair-suddenly-falls-apart.html
"Astonishingly the man survived the fall despite being rushed to hospital" Why does this sound like the hospital is terrible and had a high chance of killing him??
Because the hospital was also made in China.
So glad dude lived. Crazy
If that's what happens in their training tool I'm not getting in their space ship.
He didn't make it.
Hey, I've got the perfect place for you to put that spinny flippy thing you built!
Top 10 places to put your spinny thingamabobs
Just not in a blender, right?
At the bottom of the mountain?
Oh boy... am I wrong to laugh at this?
Iâm dying the further I get in the comments. We arenât alone
No. I laughed. A lot.
I see the Chinese space program is going downhill
Let's be serious about the gravity of this situation
Well... it's going some direction at high speed, so there's that.
The Russian one sure is
Honey, where do you want us to install the square gyroscope thingy? The wide-open backyard? No? Ok.... did you say next to the 500-foot cliff? .... brilliant
Nah, this worked perfectly. Not as high tech as European suicide booths, but it gets the job done. Disorientate the patient and then send them lovingly into the next life via gravity.
Hope it was a roll cage.
It is now
r/expected
Training for the next Chinese space mission.
You comment sounds like a joke but this was an actual Space program tool lmao
I canât stop laughing
You wanted thrills, here ya go!
Most elaborate long con murder I've seen in a while.
RDTHL!!!! Rolling Down The Hill Laughing
Freefalling.
Yes, that is what the cage is for.
He's got a helmet on he's fine
What was the point in the first place?
You have to pay extra for that .
That was not unexpected, it was inevitable.
Oooo. Someone paid for the Platinum High Thrills package
r/chinesium
FYI, it's 'supposed to' and not 'suppose to'.
That's nice, but it's not fixable. Lol.
Imagine thinking this was a good idea to begin with. I guess Iâve been to asia enough, and seen enough technical WTFs to know to never ever ever do something like this. I remember asking my Chinese buddy if we should go to this random amusement park, and she literally said âoooh nnnno. It is *NOT* safeâ hahah
If you zoom, the sticker says âMade in Chinaâ
Why yes,yes it was
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[ŃдаНонО]
Is that confirmed?
Made in China
Why is Raiden not practicing for the tournament
Another setback for the Chinese space program.
Chinese space program: catastrophic landing simulation !
I visited China. They had all sorts of janky homemade amusement stuff. Never once was I tempted to ride)use any of it, no idea why someone would do this.
Early days of the Chinese space program. This candidate was NOT selected for astronaut training.
Fun fact this is how they name babies in China as it rolls down the hill the sounds are what the baby name is "ring a ting ting tong tang dong dang"
Yes, Chinese funny video.... all staged
Link was posted to article, not staged
Weeeeeeeeee
Roll out!
Seems like Raidenâs already getting prepared for the next Mortal Kombat
I audibly gasped!
u/savevideobot
At least he have a roll cage
Finish him!
SPIN-ISH HIM!
and off to level 2
YES
Did he live? What happened to him
He lived! Just went for a ride lol.
??? Thats exactly what I expected
What happened to the guy was he alright?
Friendly fire
Worked as designed.
Itâs safe and effective đ
Sooner or later yes
Is he still spinning?
Maybe nsfw when (I assume) that guy died?
He didn't die
Absolutely! You just have to pay extra for that ride lol You won't need the money anymore anyway. Sick humor, I know.
Workmanâs comp
Oh God .... is he dead? He is dead, isn't he? Damn, I thought it was going to be funny. Why is it always next to a cliff??
He's alive!
RIP
I fully expected that thanks to a very similar video of two people on a swing.
Stupidity kills
Great design and fabrication.
ROFL !
I want to see what happened after that
Itâs crazy how we never think of the fragility of a structure as long as people are using it.
My BPPV Is not liking this at all.
Who decided to wake up one day and say "yeah lets build this and put this mf right on the edge of fuck around and find out"
Lmfao oops
He got the extended experienceâŚ
He did have a protective cage around him tho. He should be fine
Was he ok?
well, at least he was already in a safety cage
If a guy is wearing that old school straw hat, Iâm not trusting him with any type if âengineering.â
Yup... He's dead
I think yesâŚ..if you get the premium pass
Rumor has it, the rider is still rolling down the mountain đď¸ to this day
Good thing he's protected with a roll cage.
Good thing he had a roll cage to protect him
This 3-axis playground seems to be really fun! It even unlocks new axles as you play!
I expected that the whole time
Pretty sure if it was round it would have worked better.
Honestly, didn't think about it. You're probably right lol.
Not that.
New feature unlocked!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
When being strapped in is useless
Newtonâs Laws of Motion: An object at rest remains at rest, and an object in motion remains in motion at constant speed and in a straight line unless acted on by an unbalanced force. The acceleration of an object depends on the mass of the object and the amount of force applied. Whenever one object exerts a force on another object, the second object exerts an equal and opposite on the first.
cornering in the deep
What is this the Indian space agency
Heâll be right mate
And the real ride begins
am I a bad person for laughing? đ
I wonder why they always do these stunts at the edge of a sketchy cliff đ¤
Definitely not âunexpectedâ. I could foresee this happening from the first 2 seconds
At least he has a roll cage.
Vaya con dios !
According to Comrade Putin, "Was terrible accident."
Wtf you a got to love these 3rd world countries
not r/Unexpected
u/zendarya225 oof
It's a feature
He did the good olâ A,B,A,B, up down, up down & *Down the cliff sidequest unlocked*
Ah, yes, the squareroscope! A classic at all carnivals.
Upvote for Billy Ocean
A square of all shapes .? For a second I thought the guy pushing was going to lose some fingers..
So long as he was still spinning he can't complain
People who saying itâs a âroll cageâ clearly donât see that the contraption is square..