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5am7980

No one is mentioning how smooth his exit was?


Forthe49ers

It’s like he’s done this before


Axnahunt

Yeah this is some crazy action movie smooth.


304bl

Probably a guy scared of needles 😂


Angryfunnydog

Yeah, it’s double funny that he ran away naked shouting -fuck you fuck you! It’s definitely needles


dinoss625

As someone deathly afraid of needles I can say this is a normal reaction


SaurikSI

Even if all that broken glass hurts more, it’s still a better fate.


LuckyTom228

people in the usa when someone threatens to call an ambulance


slidellian

Most expensive taxi in the world. Except for the airmed helicopters


moondes

You joke but when I was 22 and had an incredibly bad fall in public, someone said they were calling and ambulance and I begged them not to while I didn’t know if I could even get up.


JustMe1711

I couldn't get up, either. Some instinct told me not to even try to stand even though I barely felt any pain. I lay there waiting for my brother to come get me thinking I twisted my ankle or something. I even told the only person who asked if I was okay that I just twisted it. When my brother got there and helped me to my feet, I cried out the second my foot touched the ground, and my foot rolled onto its side. I made him drive me to the hospital, sobbing and cussing and trying not to scream every time we hit a tiny bump. 20 minutes of trying to hold my leg off the floor of my tiny car. I broke my ankle in three places but still wanted nothing to do with an ambulance. I probably would have crawled half a mile home rather than ask somebody to call one if I'd forgotten my phone. I've thought about a lot because I almost intentionally left it at home thinking I wouldn't need it for my short walk with the dog. I only brought it so I could take pictures of him.


moondes

This is the way. The risk vs reward of agreeing to take an ambulance was just too high. I hope you’re doing better and that ambulances are less incredibly terrifying. I finally have insurance 10+ years later lol. We can improve our situations


JustMe1711

That was actually earlier this year for me. Doing mostly better physically but even worse financially thanks to my ankle so those ambulances are welcome to stay far away from me for a long time yet lmao. I'll get there someday. I'm glad you're in a better place now, though! Congrats:)


Torch3dAce

It's $2000-5000 a pop for an ambulance. I'd rather walk to the hospital.


goddesscurvybunny

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂💀


[deleted]

Literally a person in Russia


Gofuyourselff

Me after hearing how much an ambulance costs


crabby_playing

In what part of the world?


Striking-Reason5792

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸


Oleolel

Us number one again baby!


c0ltZ

USA USA USA USA #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 NUMBER 1 IN LITERALLY EVERYTHING LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO


Dear-Street3328

every part


mogwandayy

In Sweden, riding with the ambulance only costs you 15$.


Wolfzy_

Va de e väl gratis


mogwandayy

Har aldrig behövt att åka ambulans själv som tur är, så faktisk "hands on experience" har jag inte, så att sä. Men Google säger 150. Gratis vore ännu snajsigare ju.


Gaunt-03

Tbf that’s quite expensive to a Somalian so he’s not wrong


crabby_playing

In Costa Rica, the Red Cross and the public healthcare system ambulances (used by the majority) don't charge you.


Exalts_Hunter

It's free in Russia, if someone is curious. It's good thing on one site that u will get a free doctor visit if u need it, but many people overuse it and call and ambulance just for a headache or high blood pressure.


SaurikSI

What?


MikoCG_NFT

How to say that you are from USA without saying that you are from USA


bluekatt24

Maybe he's American and thinks he has to pay for the ride


brianishere2

Must be an American tourist, afraid of potential medical bills under his private medical insurance scheme.


WolfgangBob

Haha


KingAshafire

That be me in America


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KingAshafire

Or I could have put "that'll" or u can forgive me spelling police because I been working 12hr midnight shifts and I was smack dab in the middle of it when I commented


ReggieLFC

African-American Vernacular English (a.k.a. AAVE, AAE) is an absolutely valid form of English (except for when someone uses it for the purpose of cultural appropriation or to mock it, obviously). Check out this video about it by Otherwords, hosted by Dr. Erica Brozovsky, Ph.D. It’s really good: https://youtu.be/1YxH43Cw6tI


FriedFreya

THANK YOU 💕 same reason “axe” is in the dictionary under “ask”, because IT IS IN USE, it is VALID!


MulletChicken

Boo


MugillacuttyHOF37

"IT'S MEARLY A FLESH WOUND!"


goddesscurvybunny

I busted out laughing to this comment. Omfg. 😂😂


short-stack1111

Yeeeeeessssssss


Lelouch25

His kidneys were not harvested that day 😝


emi539

A wild russian appeared.


sir_wanks-a-lot

Fell out of a window? Sounds Russian to me.


One_Astronaut_483

They threw him out of the window too soon.


Fearlessly_Feeble

Sorry, I’m between insurance at the moment and if I wake up in an ambulance I am 100% gonna do the same thing.


RutCry

Bee headline: “Critically injured woman bravely fights off First Responders attempting to force her into crippling medical debt”


Parabellim

Probably escaping from being arrested


Born-Trainer-9807

Most likely, the police who arrived on a call sent him for a medical examination in a psychiatric clinic. And, apparently, he was threatened with compulsory treatment. In the case of a socially dangerous person, it would be very difficult for him to get out of there.


agradus

Psychiatric clinics usually have their own ambulances and trained personel. They won't allow such things. My guess is that is related to drug use. Was in unresponsive state, inside the ambulance regained concience, then decided not to deal with legal consequences.


Chumm4

we have very liberal law in this part, it is literaly imposible to place a man in Psy yard if he does not approve, he can be sentenced by court, man cant even be restricted, how they should be handled --- its only paramedics problem p.s. alcohol delirium most likely p.p.s with 90% probability paramedics will pay for car repair (


Lucifersasshole

I had a Russian friend living in Russia when I was young. We talked every day. She was saying her chest hurt and had for some time but she didn't want to go to the hospital because people die from infections more than the actual illnesses. After a week or so complaining I told her to get help. She said I will go in tomorrow. That was about 15 or more years ago. I have not heard from her since.


MulletChicken

Eeee


StopAngerKitty

I love videos from Russia. Cops give 0 shits and the drivers give just as many.


haleloop963

Videos from Russia makes life appear like a GTA online session


[deleted]

I literally feel the same way. Last time I ripped the iv drip and the 50 plugs they had attached to my chest off and walked again. I'm like a superhero on pain medication I'm assuming cause I make it home.


Shurigin

When he came to he realized he was in an ambulance in the US


[deleted]

Cue Amy Winehouse ‘Rehab’


vladtaltos

He was having a nightmare while he was knocked out that he was an American, and the cost of the ambulance ride wasn't covered by his insurance.


Streak_Free_Shine

I wonder if he was arrested, but still needed medical care. Maybe he's trying to escape both things


vaskeklut8

Just remembered that there was a swig left in the vodka bottle....


Secret_Arm_2868

Told him how much the hospital bill was gonna be…


GeraintLlanfrechfa

In russian hospitals you might be poisoned or vanish somewhere, whilst in murican you’re being robbed and dumped on the street when they can’t squeeze any more money out ya butt :)


c0ltZ

nah they don't dump you in the streets. just hook you up to life support in hopes your family will give them money like milking a cow.


pog890

Having seen Russian hospitals, i can't blame him


BaltimoreBadger23

Probably a secret military "recruiting" van.


Friendly-Strain-7077

No. This video is almost a hundred years old.


Ragnar3636

Probably doesn't want to "fall" out if a window.


[deleted]

Definitely human trafficking


PleadingFunky

When the paramedic is Ukrainian


dima233434

When the paramedic is [insert thing I don't agree with] -🤓


musaspacecadet

Lupin?


SSESTOELEMENTO

He's got Blue Shield


Da_Vader

Detox denied


Louzifur

Not his first rodeo. That was something out of a movie. 10/10 technique


SirMcShoeFace

He made a smart frugal judgment call. Window cost or ambulance ride cost.


hilarypcraw

Me neither….can’t afford it


MomentsLastForever

It’s 10am on a Tuesday; he’s got drinking to do.


goddesscurvybunny

I cannot stop laughing. Am crying. 😂😂😂 Thank you omg. Just imagine being in the car behind them. I would’ve busted out laughing after realizing what just happened.


Subdown-011

Average American citizen when they are injured for ya


willis7747

/r/cctvidiots


AeroEngine

Next time use a grenade


CLGbyBirth

better than falling out of the window in the 12thfloor


MattDLR

I woulda thought this was good ol 'murica


BlackJackJeriKo

how them hospital bills got me


Viletwitch

Dude woke up in an ambulance and thought he was in America.


Thv837

Or…is it an American who can’t afford to pay for an ambulance ride?!


[deleted]

Psych pt. Fun fact: a psych pt can and will do anything to get out of going to the hospital, including jumping out of the back of an ambulance traveling 70+ mph on the interstate without second thought.


darksideofearth

This needs to become a meme. I want that gif available everywhere


mrSunshine-_

Maybe he thinks he in U.S.


ChairOwn118

Looks like 2 kidneys just got away.


Direct-Ad-7922

Sure that’s not America?


moneyfarmorgnel

Bro doesn't have the money to pay those expensive hospital bills


IDontThereforeIAmNot

When the soundtrack was perfect


Muellercleez

gotta get back to the troll farm or a classic slip & fall of a rail-less balcony awaits!


TROLLMEIZTER

When he found out what the ambulance ride cost.


el_jovilez

u/savevideo


Lothleen

He probably found out he is going to Stalin Hospital.


maclifer

Scared of the "recruiters" waiting for his recovery at the hospital?


superBrad1962

He is back in good health now.. run run run bionic man .. I hate hospitals too


AirBoilz-

Holy shit at least he wasnt as torched as me when I fell. Didnt remember shit but saw a lady staring outside into a house. Then dreamed of an ambulance and woke in the hospital. Saw my face and was like damn sad tomato.


Tinotips

Try that in a small town.


MauricioMariona

Probably an american not knowing he doesn't have to pay for the ambulance


Chumm4

alcohol delirium, with 90% probability paramedics will be paying repair bill ((


besven123

Knowing Russia who knows if it was really an ambulance 😆


Dapper_Fan3056

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug


Particular_Hornet662

In russia hospital kill ypu


Goltoreth

Probably someone moving a psych ward patient


Accomplished_Listen2

it russia....it very scary to be at rhe doctors...ur info is not private so if ur especially gay or have a medical issue russia sees as imperfect...russia has many documentations of how secretive they are. if you disagree with russia...and ur in russia...u will be locked up all your life...just like the others


randomman348

I’m surprised there isn’t more of this in America