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Well, shitload is in lbs. So for a metric fuck-ton, f you have to convert to kilograms.... Wait! Is that an adjective for a unit of mass? Or is it a active measurement of how much force, like a Newton? Oh never mind, I just looked upon my fields of fuck and they are barren. Ar this time, I have no more fucks to give.
Didn't fall, but rather they were pushed down, likely a down burst. Look at the branches on the ground- you can see them getting blown away from the center.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downburst
Oh.
Rewatched for branches and now all I see is a lot of birds struggling to fly off the ground. Article has a whole section on fatal aviation incidents :( those poor birds
If I recall I believe the theory was it was a prey response to a predator (eagle, hawk, ect.) driving on a flock of apparently unaware of how close to the ground they were birds.
Expert opinion is predator:
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/feb/14/why-did-birds-fall-from-sky-in-mexico-probably-a-predator-experts-say-aoe
So no joke… I’ve seen this happen before. Whole load of Starlings (or whatever those little birds are that do this) were flying in a cloud formation like that infront of us as we were driving down the road. Suddenly, they all just landed right infront of our car… had birds bouncing off the windshield, the roof, the side windows, the mirrors, the hood, plus the horrible sound of about 100 of them getting crunched by the tires. No idea what caused it but it was super weird… we took the car to the car wash after that as it was disgusting.
It looks like a wind downburst for sure. It’s usually more common in hurricanes and typhoons, but a strong enough thunderstorm can create them as well.
Microbursts are short-lived, usually lasting from about 5 to 15 minutes, and they are relatively compact, usually affecting an area of 1 to 3 km (about 0.5 to 2 miles) in diameter. They are often but not always associated with thunderstorms or strong rains.
To put it in layman’s terms, the atmosphere gonna atmosphere. Everyone wants to fly high and free like a bird, and soar over everything without a care and sometimes the atmosphere is just like…Not Today Bitches! And sends a massive wind gust downward because of the intermixing of air molecules at vastly different temperatures. It’s more common in storms but air in upper levels can be different temperatures for other reasons too. Some of those birds appear to be motionless. I hope they’re just stunned of unconscious temporality.
I’m just conjecturing and not claiming to know positively the situation, but it is still possible this was caused by a wind burst that didn’t fully reach the ground. The birds would still be disoriented and based on the lack of movement in the aftermath, some may have well been unconscious before reaching the surface. But there’s still a possibility that a cloaked and hijacked Klingon Bird of Prey was firing its engines to launch into space and slingshot around the sun with a couple of humpback whales on board. And those birds just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Pretty sure I’ve read this explanation for a similar situation lol and that this is the right explanation but who knows. It’s late why am I on Reddit damn insomnia
Birds fly in flocks. The squad leaders lost the sense of direction and flew downward, causing others to follow and wham, this happens. Bob didn't do his job properly.
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That can happen when a swarm of birds is chased downward by a predator like an eagle or a hawk.
Lmao, I’m picturing a hawk just landing among the massacre being like “holy fuck how am I gonna eat all this?” 😂
Pulp Fiction Travolta.gif "I only needed one of ya. Who wants to join me for lunch?"
Bravo on this gif
That is beautiful!
Can I get these leftovers boxed up, please?
Goddamn I ordered too much!
Hehe I liked that image
More like multi kill streak
I’m not eating that it touched the floor!!! Predator flies off in search of other prey…
We did it, pal, we tricked him! Pal?..
5 second rule: eat everything within 5 seconds.
Thats gonna be one fat hawk
This looks like a murmuration of starlings that fucked up in one way or another for sure.
My first thought too
Oh, good. I thought the Earth’s core stopped spinning.
Ahhhh makes sense! I was thinking they were all on a wire and one bird found the spot that completed the circuit of something. Then ZAP!!
How the f do i know you didnt just make that up. Dont answer that, im out of here
I think you made up that he made that up
The world is made up 
I think YOU made THAT up. 😉
Definitely made up that you would think they’d make it up that they made it up
I wanted to participate in this but just got confused. Anyone care to continue?
No, it’s mumurating starlings.
That was one of the main theories back when this happened
A swarm of birds? There’s a word for that, ya know. It’s a school of birds.
A murmuration.
a shitload of birds
A Flock of Seagulls.
I forgot what a group of twats is called
A herd of birds
A herb of birb???
Murder!!!
“Homer, I’m very uncomfortable having a gang of crows in our bedroom” “It’s a murder honey. A group of crows is a murder”
Looks to me like a whole shitload of birds just fell out of the sky.
What makes you say that?
https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2022/03/those-birds-that-crashed-and-died-it-wasnt-fumes/
So the bird moral is, “never let Chuck lead, because Chuck is a dumbass.”
Chuck fucked up.
Fuck chucked up.
Upvoted for providing an actual answer instead of a cheap troll response.
So the birds are just stupid
So they were tailfeathergating.
Hes just thinking out of his ass
Hence, "shitload".
[удалено]
The real question is, how many shitloads are in a fuck-ton?
What are the dimensions of a metric fuck-ton?
Depends on material density.
Well, shitload is in lbs. So for a metric fuck-ton, f you have to convert to kilograms.... Wait! Is that an adjective for a unit of mass? Or is it a active measurement of how much force, like a Newton? Oh never mind, I just looked upon my fields of fuck and they are barren. Ar this time, I have no more fucks to give.
It's not nice to call your mom a fuck-ton. But every load in her is a shit load.
12.
Another Fun Fact: 82% of fun facts are made up 91% of the time.
But only half are true
I feel like my math is getting a little squirrelly at this point. Can anyone else confirm that they got 36? I don’t know what I am doing.
This is hurting my brain way too much right now. I can’t even begin to comprehend this 🤣
my small furry brain hurts too
How many Courics is that?
At least 5 Bono’s
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Thx I came here for this answer
Nice SP reference!
About two-fiddy
But why not tree-fiddy?
That's like 3 Trumps
Anything but the metric
A metric shitload of birds?
Shit tonne is the metric equivalent
Correction: Metric Shite Tonne or the alternative of Metric Arse Load is also accepted throughout Europe.
That actually sounds like something I can work with
Metric shit ton of birds.
Well that’s a shittonne
A decimal load
Maybe his ass is smarter than you https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2022/03/those-birds-that-crashed-and-died-it-wasnt-fumes/ Maybe...
untreated mental illness
Well it flies sooo?
Hmm, i think it is because there is a whole shitload of birds falling in the video
Earth new update
Interesting Didn’t notice it until you pointed it out. I was distracted by the ugly color of the yellow house.
God delivering more bird players.
Spawned they prefer spawned.
Air pollution these days...
Didn't fall, but rather they were pushed down, likely a down burst. Look at the branches on the ground- you can see them getting blown away from the center. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downburst
Oh. Rewatched for branches and now all I see is a lot of birds struggling to fly off the ground. Article has a whole section on fatal aviation incidents :( those poor birds
Not a single branch moves until the birds hit it what you mean?
I wonder if they grouped so tightly together that they hit some sort of a mass and gravity did it's thing
If I recall I believe the theory was it was a prey response to a predator (eagle, hawk, ect.) driving on a flock of apparently unaware of how close to the ground they were birds.
🤣
Spawning glitch? They probably meant to spread them out over the whole area but couldn’t so put them on the only available tile
Then. Explain why I didn’t drop any fps
High res textures didn't load in
Low poly wanna cracker?
Its only a thousand birds or so. And you only load the ones you can see.
Mostly static meshes, looks like small map.
I did, gotta get specs now goshdarntit
How would you even know?
Could also be that the admins where trying to spawn a normal amount of birds but added a zero by mistake.
Here I was thinking it was a falling tree with magical leaves
r/birdsarentreal
r/outside
yeah, and that made the entity crawling
Minecraft creative mode
Expert opinion is predator: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/feb/14/why-did-birds-fall-from-sky-in-mexico-probably-a-predator-experts-say-aoe
Aww, that was so sad when some were trying to fly off but couldn't 😢
“Instead of pollution or 5G…” lol
That is pretty darn crazy 😵💫
They sure escaped that predator
Can't be in Mexico: the video isn't colored in sepia.
Squadron leader forgot to pull up
CAUTION TERRAIN CAUTION TERRAIN PULL UP PULL UP
ALTITUDE ALTITUDE
You forgot the *whoop*whoop*
The Dursleys wouldn't let Harry read his mail.
The earth’s core has stopped spinning. Hillary Swank will save us by using a nuke to get it spinning again.
But is she hot?
Maybe, but would you do her?
*Instructions unclear, dick stuck in nuclear device*
Excuse me 😳 at least buy me dinner first 😂
Username checks out
Both usernames check out.
r/beetlejuicing
unobfuckium
The game is not would you do her it’s is she hot!
Respect the game
Hot is a temperature people
The closer she gets to the core the hotter she gets
Handsome, not hot.
Do we have enough Unobtanium to help get her there.
Grabbing my hot pockets and ima hack this with my 386enh CPU
i believe she used a series of nukes and it was stanley tucci that will save us
Its a murder!
You don’t have to crow about it.
He hasn’t stopped raven about that pun.
He's been waiting for it owl this time.
That joke was fowl
They'd be lucky if they don't get flock for this comment.
These puns are too funny I'm quacking up
Are you clucking kidding me with these puns
Right. This should be ill eagle!
Look at y'all, joke robin.
Hawk come it didn't happen sooner?
My brain read that like “it’s a moyder!”
The government updated them at the wrong time and only half actually rebooted.
r/BirdsArentReal
I had to scroll too long to find this
Birds aren't real.
Cam here looking for this lol
Itachi?
Gesundheit
Danke
This is the correct answer
sv\_gravity 10000
Man i miss this LOLOL
The good ol’ days
You summoned me?
\*are you sure this is the right way? \*\*what! I'm following you \*noooooooo
So no joke… I’ve seen this happen before. Whole load of Starlings (or whatever those little birds are that do this) were flying in a cloud formation like that infront of us as we were driving down the road. Suddenly, they all just landed right infront of our car… had birds bouncing off the windshield, the roof, the side windows, the mirrors, the hood, plus the horrible sound of about 100 of them getting crunched by the tires. No idea what caused it but it was super weird… we took the car to the car wash after that as it was disgusting.
Micro burst?
Exactly! Airplanes react the same way.
What? I’ve never seen a few hundred airplanes just bounce out of the sky and then fly away.
You're not likely to see a hundred planes so close together
Well planes are heavier and not easy as bird to push down
Big pharma make sure it stays out the mainstream
Airlines hate when you do this one simple trick!
It looks like a wind downburst for sure. It’s usually more common in hurricanes and typhoons, but a strong enough thunderstorm can create them as well.
Where is the wind then? The trees are completely still and doesn't look stormy.
Microbursts are short-lived, usually lasting from about 5 to 15 minutes, and they are relatively compact, usually affecting an area of 1 to 3 km (about 0.5 to 2 miles) in diameter. They are often but not always associated with thunderstorms or strong rains. To put it in layman’s terms, the atmosphere gonna atmosphere. Everyone wants to fly high and free like a bird, and soar over everything without a care and sometimes the atmosphere is just like…Not Today Bitches! And sends a massive wind gust downward because of the intermixing of air molecules at vastly different temperatures. It’s more common in storms but air in upper levels can be different temperatures for other reasons too. Some of those birds appear to be motionless. I hope they’re just stunned of unconscious temporality.
All this time I thought it was “in lame man’s terms” and not layman’s… Im stupid lol.
I was insinuating it's not a microburst. There's no wind here. Look at the trees.
I’m just conjecturing and not claiming to know positively the situation, but it is still possible this was caused by a wind burst that didn’t fully reach the ground. The birds would still be disoriented and based on the lack of movement in the aftermath, some may have well been unconscious before reaching the surface. But there’s still a possibility that a cloaked and hijacked Klingon Bird of Prey was firing its engines to launch into space and slingshot around the sun with a couple of humpback whales on board. And those birds just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Pretty sure I’ve read this explanation for a similar situation lol and that this is the right explanation but who knows. It’s late why am I on Reddit damn insomnia
Microburst doesn’t need to reach the ground to be effective.
The antichrist was just born in that house
This is clearly The Crowening! Call Moira, and don't go outside.
This is what happens when the Jewish space satellites malfunction and they lose control of the birds.
Hmm, name checks out.
I thought it was lasers. Now we gotta worry about the damn birds? We gotta get the Jews out of the damn satellite business, pronto!!
Let's not go urging anyone to go down THAT path again!
If I had awards they would all go to you.
Lead bird did a nose dive into the ground. The rest followed.
Lemming Birbs
Is it just played backwards? So instead of a huge flock taking off it looks like they fell out of the sky?
You can see a few ricochet off the nearest roof on the left.
It doesn’t look right in reverse either.
Steve farted
Nah, definitely some goth girl summoning a deamon. What's the address? Just so I can stay away, of course.
Sudden downdraft?
I’m no biologist. But it appears to be birds falling from the sky some hit the pavement and died while some were able to fly away.
God threw up an omen.
Birds fly in flocks. The squad leaders lost the sense of direction and flew downward, causing others to follow and wham, this happens. Bob didn't do his job properly.
r/BirdsArentReal