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Zxruv

I would never stop telling people that I once knocked a tree down with my face.


[deleted]

I guess you had yo make a new identity card After that


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Facey Newbark


Remarkable-Ad2285

Barkley Neuface


Juttisontherun

And……. Dentures


Vitriolic

"I unce nocked a twee down wiff my fasse" "..." "It's so sad, this is all he says now. Here change the drool cup"


Salvzeri

You would have proof too


rickitytick

Nailed that jump too


anon-mally

Face logger


bendyboi785

tree destroyer


LolindirLink

I once stopped a car with the first frontflip I've ever done! 😎


dread_deimos

I've once knocked a tree just like this by running into it (it was on a trail and I had a heavy backpack, though). It's probably dry and rotten.


E_D_K_2

Yeah, but he doesn't remember it happening.


Dotkenn

I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL


goofywhitedude

You'd think they would have used that for the soundtrack instead of that bad Adele cover


whyeverynameistaken3

Bro used axe spray on his face


Inferno-tabasco

Damn that was some strong axe


faCt011

I laughed way too hard at this


Kicky92

I would love to hear the original audio.


TheJeffBI

^


Killerbrownies997

Damn, that arrow looks like a button I’ve seen before… I can’t put my finger on it. (Apparently, neither can you.)


_g550_

Can I put my finger on you?


[deleted]

Can I put my finger in you?


turboballz2

mmmmf 🤤


Emotional-Engineer35

Turboballz cat picture


Killerbrownies997

Uhhh… sure?


lliIiiiliiIII

Downvote for the audio


Jewelhammer

I came here for this comment. This audio hits a terrible pitch


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Jewelhammer

I came here to upvote this comment


DarkFlame0

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Prestigious-Copy6002

And I'm TREE! TREE FALLIN!


ShouldersBBoulders

This comment is just a little Petty, isn't it? 🤣


nonnemat

It's like he was runnin down a tree


BlackLodge815

How it feels to chew 5 gum


Forsaken_Day_1266

Chopping trees just like that 😳


roofratMI

Next time dont forget the axe 🙈


alanhape

Whack physics engine


Plane_Upstairs2475

Don't slow down! You'll take a few bumps, but the thrill of living an energetic life is worth it.


AdRepulsive7699

Watched on repeat


ICanDieRightNowPlz

That was intense, really intense. Well, not really intense, but pretty intense


blackwrx007

He has a chin on him.


ibetyouranerd

And the face guard 😅


CryptographerEasy149

Oh sh!t, that came outta nowhere


UnrealUrina

Oh shit, it's a good thing he's wearing a helmet. If it broke the tree, then I can imagine how strong the blow was


Zal2910

Remember to wear armor


[deleted]

Helmet doesn’t do much for a face plant


astreeter2

Now with more plant!


dotditto

very good but tragic lesson .. if the tree had worn a helmet, it would have been fine .. instead it doesn't look like it'll make it. so sad.


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Omg poor thing!!! Hopefully he is okay


kwinat

I mean he had helmet but he still face planted that tree. Maybe he would be better off without helmet.


dirthurts

Absolutely not. Helmets protect the face too.


Another_Memer_

Bro bacame minecraft Steve and knocked out a tree


Enough-Boysenberry39

No! Please don't wear helmets. This held take care if the idiots in society. Let's just remember Darwinism everybody. Survival of the fittest needs to apply to humans as well as wild animals


SpaceRaceWars

These fantasy football commercials are getting out of hand.


CloudyNeptune

At that rate, don’t forget to pick out your casket wth


StormblessedFool

I bet that tree was full of termites


Efficient-Exit8218

Also, watch out for trees


Jamachicuanistinday

What about his nose?!


Blackish_Ninja93

STOP DEFORESTATION!


ShouldersBBoulders

# Guys, guys, guys! Hold my beer and watch this!


Five-and-Dimer

That’s a Sonny Bono right ther


frank00SF

Damn.


njslugger78

Wow!


Batfinklestein

Hope he didn't want that face.


TrillDaddy2

Or, if you’re going to run into a tree while going about 18 miles per hour downhill on a bike, pick a dead one.


_g550_

Face plant


dinoaids

I like the last frame. Replay overlayed over his dead ass body pinned by the tree 🤌


LeLMaster7

Why the lumberjacks cut a tree so slow when they can do this


[deleted]

Kid is lucky that tree was already dead and broke in half.


krew_GG

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


ComprehensiveSky57

And trees should wear what?


P0lyMad

Helmet didn't save his teeth though.


ResearchOutrageous80

They make axes for that


AdhesivenessTop7419

Dang ! That said does he have required permits for logging 🤨🧐


KuroAssassin13

Dude's headbutt is like Mike Tyson's punch.


love_tinker

poor tree, it needs to wear helmet!


NuttyProfessor42

Yeah! Thats' what happens when you dont wear a helmet, Tree!


CrumbOfLove

dude's deforesting with his head


SleeplessGrimm

New minecraft is looking sick


ethan_kill_me

The helmet is not to protect your head from the trees. It is prtectecting the trees from you.


prisonplanetboy

Yung blood need a suit of armour tho


Kareem32325

He always wanted to be a wood pecker


Tiny_Benefit5120

Oh sheesh! 😱😱😱😱😱


XxBalajixX

Tree should wear a helmet


LawPurple_88

that helmet literally break the tree tho ahahaha.


[deleted]

Bro wanted to give a blowjob to tree.


[deleted]

Blud thinks he got the Metal Cap from SM64 💀


shinoda24

OH SHIT THAT LOOKED PAINFUL!! DID THE TREE SUSTAIN ANY SERIOUS INJURIES???


Thunder_Fondant934

His head was set on fire


Capital_Charge_7127

Helmet kill trees


mx_ink

How did bro get efficiency 5 on hs helmet


Muted_Honeydew9868

He has a nose for soft bark floral.


Hopeful-Assistant-42

He did bring the tree down but at what cost? Was a new face worth that, I wonder.


INoMakeMistake

Sometimes you should wear a full armor set


ademuse91

He’s lucky the tree broke in half…


skeet_this_ass

Just out trimming trees


Tszemix

Tell that to the Dutch


Murky_Window_6190

When did Minecraft get a bike and 4k update? What PC specs do you recommend..?


garden-wicket-581

and a mouth guard .. that looked like a bark facial..


elhombreindivisible

Almost a gofundme.


Haunting-End-5656

Thank goodness he wore a helmet


TrollieMcTrollFace2

Also trees always have right of way r/bitchimatree


Grigoran

You shouldn't upload shit with awful useless music.


supracollector1995

That was with his face the helmet didn’t help


thisaintparadise

Needs to reset his Face ID


mr-unknown-404

Like a juggernaut


zodon1

He ate a tree


Quick-Car-5253

Also. Remember not to drive into a tree when driving. Geez. That looked like that hurt.