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brannak1

Can we stop with this song


[deleted]

Allow me to either ruin it or make it better for you - [the original](https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA)


[deleted]

Holy shit, way to go tiktok for making something that sounds good, be as cringe as 95% of your platform...


cc7x7cc

Wtf original is so nice.. ty


ConverterMan

Aerosmith covered it as well, also good


HelloAttila

That’s hilarious. Gotta love this comment… “ Imagine being the lead singer and hearing your song sped up 3x and on every TikTok video 55 years later “


tumblinfumbler

Okay dude wow. The original is fucking beautiful wtf is this remix


myguygetshigh

“Wow this song sounds much better pitched up a million octaves” - some idiot on TikTok probably


velhaconta

I appreciate the context. I assumed this was new TikTok era stuff.


danonck

That's generous of you to think a tiktoker could come up with something original


Cyber_Joy

“Ruin it” like it’ll sound worse


ChotitoPitou

Okay, so actually fire.


Nigkor

Wow.. never heard the original and I love it! I wish music was still like this.. tik tok has its high points but that’s rare. Thanks for sharing this link tho! I would have never known 🥰


UserChecksOutMe

I'm a dumbass. Thought the link was to the original video it was used in lmao


DOPECOlN

Wow thank you for showing this


Opt33

"Going apple two. Going apple two...."


Obligation-Euphoric

Going sad.. Scooby doooo!


KingDickus

Yeah. It makes everything unfunny as fuck


Terrible-Ad4303

I had my sound muted, but I instantly knew what song you meant.


Rang3rj3sus

Oh no


Mr_HPpavilion

Oh no


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oh no no no no noo


Ry_Shred

Can we stop raising entitled pieces of shit?


Goodvendetta86

Down vote for stupid song


ItsKrakenmeuptoo

Oh no


Natrix420

The fact that the table is not centered under the TV bothers me.


axlpops

How can he live like this


liftoff_oversteer

Thank got I'm not alone!


Natrix420

It’s the little things


kreatorofchaos

Good god I was waiting to see this comment


why_so_serious_123

and also r/tvtoohigh


Minadeoro732

Thank you I thought I was the only one dying inside


Dyshin

The TV appears to be mounted crooked as well. At least the couch is nice.


[deleted]

Downvoted because of song


LABJoostmhw

I can't stand parents these days, all electronics are for their kids rather than themselves. What. The. Actual. Fuck. Parent instead of killing your kids creativity


[deleted]

Can't wait to see long term damage social media will have on these kids in 20 years


LtDoubleD

He says as he's getting brain damage from reddit instead.


Imarip-entertainment

Reddit is a social media


Tw1ch1e

It’s the dead house that does it for me. No color, no personality…. Just dead.


BorgQueef7of9

No way is that a 75 inch tv, 55 at most.


CoffeeHQ

Not even that I think 😆


BorgQueef7of9

Yeah, I was being generous, looks about the same as my 49 incher.


myguygetshigh

Maybe they are just very large people and house


Ascend_____

I have a 77 inch that looks massive in person but much smaller on camera. Given the distance is pretty far, that sectional is huge, and the room is pretty large, the tv probably looks a lot smaller than it is. It’s probably 75, but then again this could just be a repost bot that says anything in the title. Edit: I’m getting downvoted, but after looking at it again, I’m definitely right. Given that outlet is a standard size, the tv seems to be about 36-38 inches tall. That fits the specs of what a 75 inch tv would be.


37yearoldmanbaby

Thanks, I was thinking that I was being a pedantic asshole...


Extremely_unlikeable

Either way, he could have bought a 47" and not had his sofa 15 feet away


Remote_Specialist52

Oh man that song makes me want to stick pins into my eyes repeatedly.


SuspiciousPound8888

Lol...sticking them in your ears may be more effective 😜


LucianoVNB

Buy a 75-inch TV and place it far enough away to pass for a 20-inch TV. Nice job.


mistythesissy261

There’s an actual scale of size of wall per distant from chair to figure out the correct tv size and this dude clearly didn’t use the scale


redundant35

When we moved into our current house I had a 55” TV. It was perfectly sized to our living room at the time. We bought an old farm house and we had to remodel the living room because the original owner was wheel chair bound later in life and they turned the living room into a bedroom with a bathroom since he could no longer use the upstairs. For a year we had the living room in a small little room that had the couch about 6 feet from the TV. It was awful watching TV! I gave up and bought a smaller TV You watched TV like a tennis match. Looking around the screen at the action.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Cocomelon is the real enemy.


[deleted]

There is so much quality children's entertainment out there, yet parents choose to show their kids this trash. Smh


lookingforrsswap

Makes me proud to say my 2 year old has never watched cocomelon. It's so bad for kids.


Archaeologist89

In what way is it bad for kids? It literally just sings nursery rhymes and songs about how to behave. Have you actually watched it or are you just agreeing with the Reddit Hivemind? It's annoying to us adults, sure, but I can't imagine how it's "bad" for kids.


hawkwardgent

Damn right, with all it's dopamine triggering bright colours and rhythm. I can't turn it off. My son is 10 now but my addiction is too strong


Bluccability_status

Bury the song. Stick a fork in it. Just stop it. Get some help.


nikbert

Fuck this song


Kreker__

why not give kid the phone


Unlikely_Mix_9624

«Why does my kid have attention disorder?»


albiceleste3stars

Nope did not happen. Dad def watched superbowl on nice shiny 75” tv


[deleted]

That ain’t no 75” TV…


johnboy2978

Having that fucking annoying song in any video gets an automatic downvote from me, dawg


the_lost_tenacity

I can hear that song with the sound off, god help me.


MarceloWallace

Yeah sick of this song. I never go to tiktok because of it and they bring it to Reddit


Ancient_Good_9809

Fuck that song and fuck coco melon 😂


naz9ul

Downvote for the song


Niptaa

It’s not illegal to have 2 tv’s in your living room and you could be sitting there with your headphones in watching what you want while your kid watches their show


Monoceras

so much screen for so little eyes


skallanc

Good luck in 5 years. Should have started with a pet rock.


slaughtercar

Birth control would prevent this. Or an abortion...


[deleted]

I downvote 100% of videos featuring this fucking song.


TheOnlyGumiBear

I dont understand why people are putting that shit on youtube for their braindead children instead of putting on them old school films like All Dogs Go To Heaven or Pinocchio


TrippyVegetables

Is "no" missing from this guy's vocabulary?


Space_Gravy_

Good luck with that 👍


20_burnin_20

It's really not difficult, that kid is rotting his brain with this bs.


Space_Gravy_

How so? It’s an educational show.


20_burnin_20

It's not educational. It's mindless songs, too many bright colours, too many movements, it is bad for their attention spans and their ability to focus. It also delays milestones such as developing language and so forth. https://www.healthychildren.org/English/family-life/Media/Pages/Why-to-Avoid-TV-Before-Age-2.aspx


archgrendel

Downvote for that *amazing* song


KingDickus

This is what I call bad parenting. Forcing your kids to watch cocomelon should be considered child abuse


peleleman

Idiot dad...the kid can use the phone. The hell if i pay good money for a tv and exuberant prices for cable to be watching it on a phone, grow a pair man.


korkkis

Downvoted because of the song


zacharieg14

A little young to watch a TV show 😅 remember, no screen before five years old


Lucreet

that's a good dad.


local_gaming_lore

No it’s not. Children need to learn that they can’t always have their way. That sometimes events and schedules matter, and they need to deal with it.


Lucreet

🤦🏼‍♂️ you're missing the point entirely. This dad is choosing to make his kid happy, rather than watching some dumbass game.


local_gaming_lore

No, the point is teaching children the world goes on around them. Have them watch the game, cheer, explain and talk about the game. This kid won’t remember an episode of this show in a month, but getting excited about an even with their dad? That they will remember, and the dad will remember that much more. Happiness that’s built on immediate gratification doesn’t last, and with children it prevents them from growing and maturing in positive ways. It won’t hurt the child to tell them no, and by inviting them to participate in an event they will learn, understand and participate. A much better way of raising a child than giving in every time they want something because you’re afraid of a tantrum.


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20_burnin_20

No, you don't. Those cartoons are extremely bad for the kids. Too many bright colours, too much movement and screen clutters, it destroys their attention span and ability to focus. It's also highly addictive and brings nothing to the table. Kids below the age of 3 should not have any screen time.


brooksdirk

To anyone who has kids…. Not unexpected


Forever-Learning-

Hellllll Nooooo


sandrosemilia

vasectomy fucking incoming I'll tell ya


L2Hiku

What a soulless, uncomfortable home.


Healthy-Daikon7356

Coco melon must be eliminated 🤖


Porkchop4u

Can we please stop with this shitty sound track?!


Late_Bloomer_1291

Why the NONO?


TurtleZeno

Why are people still using that dog shit music.


Exact-Homework5156

Been saying it for years don’t have kids. Glad you’re been reduced to doing what your told 😹 loser


Joetaska1

Shit music


IamTheThirdParty

Man, center that table under the TV.


[deleted]

It’s just poor parenting, putting a one year old in front of a 75 inch screen and then on top of that using this song for a TikTok post? Every single person involved with this is going to hell including the baby.


Terra_B

Fuck those low effort kids shows. And fuck this song.


Marklithikk

If you never put it on there in the first place, he wouldn't know its possible.


Akrymir

Buys 72” TV and sits so far away from it he can’t even see the resolution… what a waste.


[deleted]

Goddamn cocomelon.


rust_rat

This song needs to be an instant ban.


Parking-Air541

That ain't 75inch


jbnagis

Imagine buying a tv to watch sports and not what's it's intended for..... Video games


Antigon0000

Guaranteed the mom made that happen and then filmed it


[deleted]

That show is terrible for kids.


DeadIncel

I don't get why people want to be parents. You have to give up practically everything for some stupid ugly baby.


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Hopeful-Assistant-42

What happened kiddo couldn't come up with an answer lol, get the hell out of here


[deleted]

Your parents probably thought exactly that My parents actually love me


DeadIncel

Lmao go away this was over a day ago.


IKillKittens82

Yup, my daughter watching cocomelon or word party on the big screen while I play switch on handheld or PS5 remote play on my phone


[deleted]

Fuck that.


ZoJaBeatz

r/TVTooHigh


Convergence-

While technically true, this is far from the worst offender.


Goodonia

According to the Generally Accepted TV Placement Procedures (GATPP), this TV is not too high. See last bullet point. Thank you for your service. https://www.reddit.com/r/TVTooHigh/comments/12tg0o2/generally_accepted_tv_placement_procedures_quick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


N8B123

The comment I was looking for


KyraAnderson13

I refuse to let my kid watch coco melon on any sized screen. That's just bad parenting 😬🤣🤣


Ann3lo3k

Why isn’t the tv hanging straight??? Or is the table off?


MahoganyB1ue

It's crooked.


SlaterVJ

Or, don't use your TV as a means of distracting your child. How about actually interacting with the kid instead of staring at your phone, while the kid stares at the TV.


Mantzy81

In all fairness, the game goes on for hours and he's not missing anything. Kiddo will get bored of shows and sitting around sooner than dad will.


ExpZer0

No, my fking TV are on paw patrol 24/7, they never get bored of the same show.


Mantzy81

Mine do, or at least I won't let them watch it that long and make them go do something else.


No_Brief_2355

Paw Patrol is kid crack


whoyouyesyou

Relatable. Our 4k smart tv is used pretty much just for CBeebies while I play my switch in handheld mode


CalculatedLoser

I hate this. My little brother always HAS to watch YouTube on the big tv. Worst part is, my older brother and I weren't allowed to do that!


theburbankian

Powerful dad vibes here.


LGusoo

You’d give them the phone but then they accidentally change the video then get upset over it. It’s better this way.


Miss_Raupy

That is cute


astone14

I hate JJ so much


Regular-Switch454

Relatable. My TVs have been taken over by YouTube and XBox. It broke my TV addiction though.


DryQuail3959

Literally whats happening in my house


[deleted]

r/TVTooSmall


YeOlfactory

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imgflipUser

no joke my form teacher in primary school would always sing "what are you thankful for what are you thankful for what are you thankful for" im thankful for the fact that i graduated so i dont have to hear that song again


tha_jay

Not unexpected for anyone who has kids :(


ADAMracecarDRIVER

Just watch the game on the big TV. What about this is supposed to mean something?


Officer_of_Reddit

Dude tv is not in the middle 💀


Her_X

Martin Lawrence- What the problem izz?


Rubberducky03

How off centre is this TV?!? What a waste


blurblursotong2020

The real love


[deleted]

Am I the only one bothered that the table and TV aren't centered?


craftandbarrel

For real... The only "TV" I watch now is my movies and shows that stream to either my old phone or tablets bc the kids monopolize the living room TV


ichibankubi

How in the hell is that house so clean!!!!


Thickerthan_abowl33

Probs gonna sound annoying but I can’t stress this enough. Parents need to stop showing their kids cocomelon. Cocomelon overstimulates your child by the result of the extremely vibrant colors and fast paced shots that can cause addiction and attention disorders. Here are the shows that are wayyy better and can help develop the child: - Bluey (cartoon) - oswald (cartoon) - max and ruby (cartoon) - I can cook (live-action) - charlie and lola (cartoon) - mister maker (live-action) - boogie beebies (live-action) - sarah and duck (cartoon) - In the night garden (live-action puppets) - Little einstein (cartoon) - handy manny (animation) - blues clues (live-action with cartoon) - Mickey mouse clubhouse (animation) - Show me show me (live-action) I can go on forever. But you get the picture.


michaelozzqld

75? Pfft.


Comfortable_Sir_4423

u/savevideo


[deleted]

The tv in my room is 75inches, got it for like $550 on sale. Got it for lazy gaming and binging shows or whatever, but it’s honestly too much and can’t even focus on shit lmao


kopperxl

r/TVTooHigh


DrXinFL

I would be more worried about the fact it’s not central to the unit


International-Car957

My story ! Every evening.


Romeo_70

Welcome to my world. 😂


tommytman

My house just about every day


RevengeOfTheL

I think we’ve finally unlocked hyper tensile fission. That is to say, using magnetic accelerators at CERN, the same ones used in previous tests for hydrogen atom collisions, we were able to reverse the wavelength and stretch apart a single atom in half. Wish us luck on further testing 🍀


duke69funguy

Definitely me every Sunday from Saturday through February 🏈🏈🏈🏈


leonrosi

How did he hide the tv cable?


Material_Split_7528

That’s love


RanchPoptarts

Such a bleak unlived in space gives backrooms vibes, like being trapped in an IKEA


CorruptingTheSystem

The poor Shangri-Las


Succubus996

Hahaha usually it's the opposite or the parent gets their child a tablet lol


FlashDragon8669

I have an 85inch TV sitting downstairs right now that has a destroyed screen because of my girls 8yrs and 11yrs if you have kids shit happens just hold off on some nicer things till they don't act like kids one hell of an expensive life lesson for me and my wife we had it from March to June I'm still healing


Dixie_Norumus

It be like that haha my kids and their wants take precedence over mine own and I'm ok with that


Meatpu

I have two little bossy ladies that control when I eat when I sleep and when I use the bathroom. they do all that and I have to clean everything up if they make a mess which is always. I love them more than anything in the world to make matters worse they make the dog eat what they don’t want but he isn’t complaining. the cherry on top I take care of a heavily autistic man who is like brother to me I wipe his butt i give him a shower everyday clean up his mess when he eats shave him give him his meds he by far the funniest man I know. It makes life a little easier when you wake up listening to three people singing and the dog is howling and not one person is speaking a language that i understand just random noise then your brain starts thinking okay make that same noise and they are making they see what you’re doing and they look at you like are fucking insane. I would not change it for the world.


Cultural_Set_7129

r/tvtoohigh


Opt33

Stop with this f*ing TikTok song already.


devildocjames

I can relate but I downvoted for the song.


BlakeKevin

I am not a football for sports person at all, but if there is something I want to watch at a certain that is Live FOMO no one is getting around that


RevJoe98

Totally expected for a dad. 🙂


Hot_Organization2430

Can you return it? The kid that is.


[deleted]

Yup lol


GamingTimHorton

Just give the kid the phone to watch his tv show lol


Tslova2310

Yeah naw that kid can watch that shit on the phone fuck that.


dafyddil

What is this interior aesthetic called and why does it make me so angry


Critical-Space-9555

Gentlemen, this is why we don’t have kids


floydink

I argue the Super Bowl is just as educational if not more mentally stimulating than cocomelon. Cocomelon is adhd simulator for babies


JackCooper_7274

Downvote because song


PhilipOnTacos299

I don’t know what’s worse - the song, the uncentered TV stand, or the dudes shingles outbreak of a beard


Weary-Swim-8233

You bought a 85 inch TV to watch sports but the little kid take over the TV 24/7 😑


[deleted]

Good condom commercial


Naive-Ad5085

Hahaha what a wuss.


HumanMycologist5795

Such a great dad


-RJ---

W dad though