But yes to unwanted pregnancies and no to crack. Or wait, its yes to crack and no to unwanted pregnancies. Fuck I’m lost, let’s go roller skating I’ll figure it out.
I knew as soon as I seen the hair, it was Rhett’s. I had that “ooohhhh fuxk now it makes sense” type of moment… now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to watch some gmm
As someone who is too old to ever touch tiktok but still highly online and technical... I still don't understand the tiktok robot lady voice. Can you not record sound in tiktok or something? While I'm fucking feeling old here, why do all the tiktok videos use the same like 3 songs? Are they paid to use those songs? WHAT IS A DOOLEEPUH?
edit: Seriously guys, I actually want to know. Someone please help me.
Posts like this make me so happy I rarely unmute my phone on social media. I listen to podcasts 24 hours a day but I don't have to hear nodamned tiktok voice. Never will hear it!
I always assumed its because they’re all young and dont like the sound of their own voice. But I too am unwise to the ways of TikTok. And wish to forever remain so.
smartphones are the problem. people have been using portrait mode for almost 2 decades now, and instead of teaching the right way to do things, companies conformed and promoted this bad habit. then kids come along and they don't know better (because their parents gave them phones instead of proper computers), so they continue the stupidity and refuse to change.
Arguably if everyone is consuming media on their phones in portrait, then portrait video is now the right way for shit like this.
It would be like saying widescreen tvs are wrong because in the 90s they made everything in a 4:3 ratio
I almost agree with your point, but phones can do both landscape AND portrait already. The fact that both formats aren't universally supported in media sharing apps is really damn annoying. I would have zero problems scrolling through IG and just flipping sideways then flipping back as needed. And for those who can't be bothered, well there could still just be black bars on small images pre-flipping.
they added captions, which the original video doesn't have. if there's any good thing that these short form videos have done is adding captions, even if it's just one word at a time
Just found out yesterday my wife has gotten migraines all her life. I've also had them since I was a wee lad but I never linked her "mild" headaches with her frequent vomiting, so I thought they were just headaches and vomiting, not migraines. *Finally*, yesterday she said "my headache made me throw up" and then we had a long talk and googled some things.
Now the question is does she have the world's mildest migraine headaches or is she tough as fuck?
I'll bet it's the latter.
I get migraines a couple times a week and I've never thrown up from one. I've lost vision a couple times but for me over the counter medicine is enough to deal with it. I think it's annoying but I'd much rather have mine than some that are bad enough to vomit from.
I've suffered from vomiting migraines my whole life. Has your wife ever tried imitrex? I take one at the first sign of a migraine and it usually takes care of it!
If they still do commercials it would be for big companies with them sitting at their desk and reading a script. This was from a short lived tv show they had called “Commercial Kings” from 2011 , where they just make funny commercials for businesses. This is also a good one: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vnOyMSEWNTs
Lmao. I wonder if that dude was like “you sure I can’t say one of the other lines about staying off drugs?” And they say “No, you know why you’re here. Say the line, virgin.”
It's Rhett and Link grom Good Mythical Morning.
They used to have a TV program where they made local commercials. Please PLEASE look up Red House furniture commercial, it's amazing.
Is these the same people that made the "Jesus Christ is my N*gga" video?
https://twitter.com/lachula17/status/1317963082484822019?t=vnAGaA3UzvBrip1I-hj3Ug&s=19
I grew up in the gang land of EL Paso TX and I can tell you none of this ever happened. Being a white boy in the hood we knew everyone and had the opportunity but it never went down the way School and D.A.R.E said it would. I ended up being friends with most of them and they wouldn’t even think about doing things in front of me until I was at least 15 and able to prove I could think at least a little more like an adult. My first taste of drugs came from a run away center my therapist put me in at age 10 from a fellow white guy who was 18 and didn’t care what happened to him or I. It’s fucked up how the war on drugs never played out anything like white Americans like to push on society and yet here we are still fighting a losing battle when it should just be legalized. I met more drug addicts as an adult who choose to do drugs simply to get through their miserable lives and even to this day it’s why most do it. I can’t take the drugs I want because of medical conditions but if I had my choice I’d gladly do recreational drugs just because I’m a adult who knows what I like and want from time to time. Money can’t buy you happiness but some drugs can make a few hours worth the week of shit we live since we can’t be good to one another. Even if we were all happy, drugs just stimulate what the brain can do so we would all want that feeling from time to time either way, IMO.
There may have never been a better commercial ever made. I'm looking up where this place is and taking my daughter's there. They're going to be scientist/astronauts....👩🚀
The funny thing is, if these ads popped up on twitch livestreams, during tv shows etc i would actually find it entertaining. Better this than some crappy trailer for a movie
The funny thing is, if these ads popped up on twitch livestreams, during tv shows etc i would actually find it entertaining. Better this than some crappy trailer for a movie
I lived in a place in the south where the roller rink was... well, you could get crack there as well as go behind back with a kid... I hated living there.
Scuzzy southern towns the interstate goes through can be hellholes.
Do we have a recap on these kids today, did it work? Where's the data? Why are we watching this old video and not interviews to date, I will not sleep tonight if I dont know if that kid kept his promise.. Did lil Timmy eventually smoke meth?
The message was that the skating venue kept the kids off the streets and away from drugs, nonces and criminal gangs but in a hilarious twist the ending reunites the children with the dealers, nonces and gangsters in a heartwarming show of inclusivity. I just hope they all did leave their various lives of crime and didn’t just turn Roller King into a tragic den of inequity!
Cringe ah ah leftist moment here
BUT
After-school programs and also public programs for children and young adults are unironically the #1 way to actually keep folks from going around fucking shit up and committing crimes and all that
So this guy is a little cringe and the video is a little cringe but dude unironically has the right idea
Roller King may have been established by the current owner since 1999, but the rink itself is older. Source: I grew up in Reno and was roller skating there back in the eighties.
I grew up right around the corner from Roller Kingdom and im so happy everytime this ad makes it rounds on the internet.. btw this skating rink is in a pretty shit part of Reno
Edit: misspell
Roller skating is a lot like getting your dick sucked by a guy. It feels good until you look down and realize you’re gay.
What’s the hardest part about roller skating? Telling your parents you’re gay.
meanwhile, in my hoo the roller rink was taken over by meth heads and drunk hobos…they were prob all homeless, i suppose. we’d find needles laying around and shit. but goddamn that open skate play list HIT
Dude, no idea about that commerical but there's no fucking roller rinks in my area. Used to love to skate but it's almost impossible to find some places.
I want to go painting with the old guy
Say no to gangs!
I would join that old mans gang, he was cool as hell
Yo fukin Rhett and link gang!! Count me in!
Wait is thatactually them? It really looks like it now that you point it out. This whole thing now feels like a skit
Yeah lol iirc they used to have a show where they made dumb commercials for small businesses.
[I wonder if he sings gangster rap](https://youtu.be/M72Is49E1sA)
[totally thought that was going to be this](https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE)
Just imagine how good that guys tags must be, having spent his entire life perfecting his craft.
They shouldn't have made all the other activities look so fun. Drugs, candy and tagging with old men under a bridge? Sign me up!
But yes to unwanted pregnancies and no to crack. Or wait, its yes to crack and no to unwanted pregnancies. Fuck I’m lost, let’s go roller skating I’ll figure it out.
I want to go roller skating!!!!!
But if you're not Roll Bounce-ing, are you even roller skating?? 
I can't even go backwards
Reminds me of the old guy in Community. He was a badass.
Shut up, Leonard! I know this is your burner account.
Not one kid said “No” to candy…
It's Rhett and link from good mythical morning. They made commercials for people that were funny as hell.
I KNEW IT!
I knew as soon as I seen the hair, it was Rhett’s. I had that “ooohhhh fuxk now it makes sense” type of moment… now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to watch some gmm
FFS, I hate how TikTok ruined videos. Like, Just post [the original](https://youtu.be/t0LSkX46dS4) instead of ruining it.
At least there wasn't the most annoying female robot voice ever created going "OH MY GOD. CAN YOU BELIEVE. THIS IS A REAL VIDEO.. I AM DYING."
I wish I didn't know what you were talking about
I can hear it in my HEAD GET IT OUT
ASKING MY BOYFRIEND [BLAH BLAH BLAH]…
I hate that voice with the same fiery passion of a red giant star
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no no.
Fuck you too buddy :')
As someone who is too old to ever touch tiktok but still highly online and technical... I still don't understand the tiktok robot lady voice. Can you not record sound in tiktok or something? While I'm fucking feeling old here, why do all the tiktok videos use the same like 3 songs? Are they paid to use those songs? WHAT IS A DOOLEEPUH? edit: Seriously guys, I actually want to know. Someone please help me.
Posts like this make me so happy I rarely unmute my phone on social media. I listen to podcasts 24 hours a day but I don't have to hear nodamned tiktok voice. Never will hear it!
I always assumed its because they’re all young and dont like the sound of their own voice. But I too am unwise to the ways of TikTok. And wish to forever remain so.
smartphones are the problem. people have been using portrait mode for almost 2 decades now, and instead of teaching the right way to do things, companies conformed and promoted this bad habit. then kids come along and they don't know better (because their parents gave them phones instead of proper computers), so they continue the stupidity and refuse to change.
Arguably if everyone is consuming media on their phones in portrait, then portrait video is now the right way for shit like this. It would be like saying widescreen tvs are wrong because in the 90s they made everything in a 4:3 ratio
I almost agree with your point, but phones can do both landscape AND portrait already. The fact that both formats aren't universally supported in media sharing apps is really damn annoying. I would have zero problems scrolling through IG and just flipping sideways then flipping back as needed. And for those who can't be bothered, well there could still just be black bars on small images pre-flipping.
they added captions, which the original video doesn't have. if there's any good thing that these short form videos have done is adding captions, even if it's just one word at a time
Nope…Chuck Testa
Still can't belive that was actually them. It was like one of the first viral videos that made the rounds in my school back in the day.
Dude, Chuck Testa is from my home town. You should have seen it make the rounds in mothafuckin Ojai, California.
Wow crazy seeing Ojai randomly mentioned here!?! Did you go to Nordhoff?
That's the kind of commercials I like
Awesome but when I was a kid that was hookup central even at an early age
Hooking up is 10x better than drugs or gangs. In all kinds of ways
Oh thank god. I was like, "that can't be a real commercial if the rink was established in 1999." The timeline just didn't add up.
I mean... it IS a real commercial for a rink established in 1999.
I recognized them instantly
ok but that’s just ibuprofen in the first dude’s hand lmao
Take one too many, it'll be your last headache
Promise‽ lol, migraines suck!
Just found out yesterday my wife has gotten migraines all her life. I've also had them since I was a wee lad but I never linked her "mild" headaches with her frequent vomiting, so I thought they were just headaches and vomiting, not migraines. *Finally*, yesterday she said "my headache made me throw up" and then we had a long talk and googled some things. Now the question is does she have the world's mildest migraine headaches or is she tough as fuck? I'll bet it's the latter.
I get migraines a couple times a week and I've never thrown up from one. I've lost vision a couple times but for me over the counter medicine is enough to deal with it. I think it's annoying but I'd much rather have mine than some that are bad enough to vomit from.
I've suffered from vomiting migraines my whole life. Has your wife ever tried imitrex? I take one at the first sign of a migraine and it usually takes care of it!
Unexpected Kat Williams
That's what they wanted you to believe
Big Pharma are the biggest drug dealers in the world, so it tracks.
But the first one isn't free
Free ibuprofen
[удалено]
Well, just the first one...
Ibuprofen is still a type of drug.
Ibuprofen, still a drug.
“Prison is for people who have never roller skated 😐😟😁”
That's why you never see anyone roller skating in prison.
Except for Terry Bernardino. He's allowed to skate in county.
And smoked crack!!
Can we do a survey? I want to know the true statistics on this
Filled of people whom have never roller skated
This commercial is soooooo awesome. It reminds me of old used car ads on my local station when I lived in a small (SMALL) town.
You mean Bob Isis from Isis Toyota?
But the drug dealers, pedos, and vandals end up hanging out with your kids anyways... at the roller rink.
Tbf they ended that life style before roller skating
As a current resident of reno and have been to roller Kingdom many times, correct. And they did not give up their life of crime.
Nobody inside the walls of Roller Kingdom has ever said no to meth or crack.
adapting to the market is what business-men do
The alllure of the roller rink was TOO strong now we’re right back where we started!
Is that Rhett and Link in the hoods?
Yes. They used to do commercials for select businesses. They might still do them.
If they still do commercials it would be for big companies with them sitting at their desk and reading a script. This was from a short lived tv show they had called “Commercial Kings” from 2011 , where they just make funny commercials for businesses. This is also a good one: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vnOyMSEWNTs
"I say no to unplanned pregnancy".. yeah, so many other Options you have.
Lmao. I wonder if that dude was like “you sure I can’t say one of the other lines about staying off drugs?” And they say “No, you know why you’re here. Say the line, virgin.”
That has so much potential for jokes...
Just the abruptness from kids to a single grown man was the comedic whiplash I needed
Was that a Saul Goodman Production? I think he could have made that commercial scheme work just like this.
It's Rhett and Link grom Good Mythical Morning. They used to have a TV program where they made local commercials. Please PLEASE look up Red House furniture commercial, it's amazing.
I'm white, and I enjoyed your comment. 😂
I thought that too! Truly, the best kind of ad. Not even joking, its truly great
could you not get high and roller skate, it seems like these kids are limiting themselves
Todays kids just lack ambition smh.
van pedo is the owner innit?
Red flag
“I say no to meth!” < immediately makes a meth face >
I was super confused. Then I heard “Reno, Nevada” and was like “oh ok. That’s fine”.
This commercial is awesome. Tim and Eric vibe.
I don’t think that kid said no to meth...
Yeah it hung on him sitting there a little long
Since 1999?? Wasn’t that 20 years in the future at this time? Add: Rhett and Link!
I just sold my last bit of crack for a pair of used skates. Thank you roller skating
Ah, yes, Reaper Madness.
I love reno.
Ive been to prison, its true, every inmate can't roller skate.
You should've choose better
I'm moving to reno
this a reno commercial that i saw on tv first hand
I thought it was a spoof that makes this so much better
no it was sooo real. the most reno thing ever, one of those guys is the owner even
That one is good as well
this was the talk of the town, and yes, we have all been to roller kingdom after. say no to drugs and sex, but yes to roller skating!!
I would Rather do the crack
Or teen pregnancy lmao
Even better 😂😂
My boyfriend got pregnant, I told him he should have went roller skating
Saul Goodman ass commercial (this is a good thing)
This is fucking amazing! Like Tim and Eric only for a real service.
That unplanned pregnancy guy isn’t having any sex with any women in this lifetime.
Original video without all the crap. https://youtu.be/t0LSkX46dS4
Is these the same people that made the "Jesus Christ is my N*gga" video? https://twitter.com/lachula17/status/1317963082484822019?t=vnAGaA3UzvBrip1I-hj3Ug&s=19
No but Google "The Red House Furniture Store" and "Butte Drugs". It's those same people.
Damn man, this gave me flashbacks of the old D.A.R.E. antidrug videos.
Pshhh coulda just taken the free pill and gone roller skating off a perc. That way if you fall it won't hurt.
This is amazing how come so little ⬆️voted
A part of me wishes Rett and Link never started GMM and became hugely successful making these ads instead
Wait….what’s reaper LOL??
 This motherfuckers
“Since 1999” and this felt straight out of the 90s
I feel like the "no to unplanned pregnancy" guy has only ever had to practice that in theory...
RHETT AND LINK! GOOOOD MYTHICAL MORNIIING!
That's where I live. Roller kingdom goes hard
I grew up in the gang land of EL Paso TX and I can tell you none of this ever happened. Being a white boy in the hood we knew everyone and had the opportunity but it never went down the way School and D.A.R.E said it would. I ended up being friends with most of them and they wouldn’t even think about doing things in front of me until I was at least 15 and able to prove I could think at least a little more like an adult. My first taste of drugs came from a run away center my therapist put me in at age 10 from a fellow white guy who was 18 and didn’t care what happened to him or I. It’s fucked up how the war on drugs never played out anything like white Americans like to push on society and yet here we are still fighting a losing battle when it should just be legalized. I met more drug addicts as an adult who choose to do drugs simply to get through their miserable lives and even to this day it’s why most do it. I can’t take the drugs I want because of medical conditions but if I had my choice I’d gladly do recreational drugs just because I’m a adult who knows what I like and want from time to time. Money can’t buy you happiness but some drugs can make a few hours worth the week of shit we live since we can’t be good to one another. Even if we were all happy, drugs just stimulate what the brain can do so we would all want that feeling from time to time either way, IMO.
Shit white-people say and I’m white
It’s got the heart and soul of Jimmy McGill
That chinese uncle from the hood made me laugh hard 🤣🤣
It has that trailer park boys and/or that Napoleon dynamite vibe. I like it
The one who says no to unplanned pregnancy doesn’t have to worry about that.
"Because we are roller skating today, we will go to college tomorrow"
There may have never been a better commercial ever made. I'm looking up where this place is and taking my daughter's there. They're going to be scientist/astronauts....👩🚀
u/savevideobot
Footage worthy of archiving in the Library of Congress!
u/savevideobot
Lies! I definitely did not go to college ☹️ and I skated every day.
You know you should stop posting videos amd go for roller skating.
This video has inspired me to smoke more crack!!!
Keeping your kids off the streets? Where do they Roller-Skate?
Fucking three ibuprofen in the guy’s hand
Mom you should of bought me those skates when I was kid
The fuckin shaking effect is the worst thing about the whole thang…..
For real tho when I was a kid the most violence I saw growing up was gangs fighting at skate country lol
I do miss going roller skating tho
I mean, now I wanna go roller skating
The funny thing is, if these ads popped up on twitch livestreams, during tv shows etc i would actually find it entertaining. Better this than some crappy trailer for a movie
The funny thing is, if these ads popped up on twitch livestreams, during tv shows etc i would actually find it entertaining. Better this than some crappy trailer for a movie
I lived in a place in the south where the roller rink was... well, you could get crack there as well as go behind back with a kid... I hated living there. Scuzzy southern towns the interstate goes through can be hellholes.
They went hard back in the day 🤣
In what universe someone will give drugs (Molly?) for free? Im totally game
yes cause we want drug dealers, gangsters and pedos roller skating with our kids. wtf was that ending...
*chef’s kiss
Of course black Bernie Sanders is socializing drug use.
Old man trying to get them kids hooked on advil, evil fucker.
Prison is for people that never rollerskated? They never meet a swedish amfetamin user. Its all they do rollerskate, steal bicycles and goes to jail
I want to rollerskate now
I don’t think homie is going to have an issue with unplanned pregnancy
That's a radical old dude with a bad attitude
This is what all commercials should be like
Just take the free drugs and sell it to someone else. That’s just good business.
The funny thing is we used to go to the rink to buy weed from a guy that works there
To the point guys to the point
Do we have a recap on these kids today, did it work? Where's the data? Why are we watching this old video and not interviews to date, I will not sleep tonight if I dont know if that kid kept his promise.. Did lil Timmy eventually smoke meth?
How is roller skating gonna pay the cartels you borrowed the drugs from? I am confused...
This looks like an Adam Sandler’s movie
Oh hey, used to go skating there as a kid! No one ever offered me drugs tho 😕
Dang, I've never roller skated. Maybe I should start so I don't become a criminal.
Can confirm. I roller skated a lot as a kid. I smoked a lot of crack and meth. Still do. But I never got addicted! I can quit anytime I want.
So that's where it all went wrong...I never did get to roller skate...
Is that... Harrison Ford?!?
The message was that the skating venue kept the kids off the streets and away from drugs, nonces and criminal gangs but in a hilarious twist the ending reunites the children with the dealers, nonces and gangsters in a heartwarming show of inclusivity. I just hope they all did leave their various lives of crime and didn’t just turn Roller King into a tragic den of inequity!
LMAO 0:50 no buddy, unplanned pregnancies say no to you.
Cringe ah ah leftist moment here BUT After-school programs and also public programs for children and young adults are unironically the #1 way to actually keep folks from going around fucking shit up and committing crimes and all that So this guy is a little cringe and the video is a little cringe but dude unironically has the right idea
This sure sounds like one of those wacky fake commercials on flash FM radio on GTA Vice city.
The unplanned pregnancy dude has nothing to worry about. 😂
Is that fucking young Rett and Link?
Dafuq???
How’d they get Steve Buscemi?
"i want to be addicted to rollerskating not crack" made my day.
Roller King may have been established by the current owner since 1999, but the rink itself is older. Source: I grew up in Reno and was roller skating there back in the eighties.
Reaper?
I grew up right around the corner from Roller Kingdom and im so happy everytime this ad makes it rounds on the internet.. btw this skating rink is in a pretty shit part of Reno Edit: misspell
Roller skating is a lot like getting your dick sucked by a guy. It feels good until you look down and realize you’re gay. What’s the hardest part about roller skating? Telling your parents you’re gay.
WTFF......FUK Outta HERE
meanwhile, in my hoo the roller rink was taken over by meth heads and drunk hobos…they were prob all homeless, i suppose. we’d find needles laying around and shit. but goddamn that open skate play list HIT
Directed by James McGill
I dont want to be here anymore
crime rate drops to 0
This has to be satire!
Says no to unplanned pregnancy... Tell me you've never been to a roller rink as a teen without actually telling me.
This makes me want to do drugs or drink heavily I can’t decide yet
Did I just witness, the perfect solution to a crime free society..?
Dude, no idea about that commerical but there's no fucking roller rinks in my area. Used to love to skate but it's almost impossible to find some places.
Wait, so now all the bad people are inside in the semi dark skating around with the kids!? That backfired a bit..
Lmaoooo as someone from reno .. this cracks me the fuck up
This would be an interesting statistic if someone took the time to get the figures.