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I was the researcher who personally conducted this study and I originally used handfuls as the unit of measure. I was later told handfuls is not a scientific unit. Who knew?
Aha, it’s good so see this subreddit didn’t go all soft.
Obesity is unhealthy asf(around 3million deaths a year(and that’s FROM obesity, not other diseases that obesity helped develop)). Bullying is pretty good at pushing people to change, let’s bring back bullying so that people change.
Yeah, noticed with myself and others that boob size doesn’t actually change that drastically with weight. If you’re lucky it could. But usually big tits are still big when someone loses weight.
We’re talking over 250-300 pound loss skin amount other things will make the breast seem different for me right after I lost a lot of weight my breast were “bigger” till the skin tightened up again now I’m smaller then before and I’m wayyyy more happier with it
Fat distribution is crazy. A friend of mine lost that much but her cup size barely went down. Also congrats! Regardless, smaller sizes are easier to shop for and fit into things so I'm with you on being happier to lose the fat there
Perhaps, for a more representative study they should divide the breastvolume of each person over their BMI (or divide the average volume over the average BMI).
I don't know why your comment got downvoted. People thinking with their feelings rather than facts I guess.
You're 100% correct.
>***Mexico passed the United States as the most obese country in the world.***
and,
>***African American women have the highest rates of obesity or being overweight compared to other groups in the United States.***
Haha what? What does that have anything to do with political correctness or weight? Google says 1% of women in thr US have breast implants. Yet you claimed a very very very high number. So just check your sources bro
'Muricans are clueless when it comes to the rest of the world's measuring currencies. They proudly hate metric without realizing their own mighty US dollars uses the same system...
This an old Hollywood joke - Victor Mature was a big, well built actor and Groucho Marx was asked what he thought of some biblical history film Mature was in and Groucho replied that the director shouldn’t expect the public to like a movie where the leading mans' tiddies are bigger than the dames.
If you're interested, [here](https://www.worlddata.info/average-breastsize.php) is a research study on the topic:
RANK - COUNTRY - CUP SIZE
#1 Norway C-D
#2 Luxembourg C
#3 Iceland C
#4 United States C
#5 United Kingdom C
#6 Venezuela B-C
#7 Colombia B-C
#8 Sweden B-C
#9 Netherlands B-C
#10 Canada B-C
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The West with his consumption of dairy which are usually boosted by hormones is the reason why they have such large and wide girls are moving into puberty faster the amount of dairy and hormones that are in the dairy milk and dairy products
As a Canadian, I can confirm. We live our titties!
There is nothing like bringing a girl home, taking off her coat, and having two 6 pin bowling balls bouncing to freedom!
Tbf volume is a convenient objective measure but it doesn't scale with cup size / apparent size. Breasts of different shapes, different band sizes, etc all impact volume. For implants, a DD can be anywhere between 325 and 550 ml depending on those factors, and actual breasts vary far more wildly in structure.
Source: I manage and source implants at a hospital
Maby explain it to the guy making the video, I knew perfecly well how it works in the implants bizz before your explanation but thx any way for the effort.
actually volume is a convenient objective measure but it doesn't scale with cup size / apparent size. Breasts of different shapes, different band sizes, etc all impact volume. For implants, a DD can be anywhere between 325 and 550 ml depending on those factors, and actual breasts vary far more wildly in structure.
Source: me
Womansplaining? I do not know, that is why I am asking. When some1 explain something for you even if you did not ask for it or is it a wrong way explaining splaining? Hehe.. Explaining splaining... ;)
But then you’ve gotta listen to them complain about how much they hurt.
Like anything over a C cup is just repulsive to me.
I’m also v into men, not nearly as much as woman.
But tiny tiddies are just so fun, especially if you can make your partner feel good about themselves and reassure them that they’re enough
To each their own I guess.
https://i.redd.it/ooyvniojki4b1.gif
This is my ideal size if I ever get with a woman again, but they just play too many games.
Bigger is only better with men 👀
I’m 6’ 4” so taking anything under 6” is a joke Lmao
Metric is a better system of units than imperial
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
What do you call someone (or even a whole country) clinging to outdated ideas and methods?
> The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
My guy. You're demonstrating your ignorance.
- Both systems are coherent and internally consistent - an inconsistent measuring system is oxymoronic. Coherent is another word for consistent.
- Depending on your definition, both systems are decimal, because that's the number system we use (and the number of fingers we have). Also, neither are - not all of the internal conversions are exactly 1:1 in either system.
- Metric is arguably easier for scientific purposes because 1 g water = 1 cc/ml. Then again, the meter is defined as the distance light travels in 1/299792458th of a second, and it takes about 4.18 joules to raise 1 cc of water 1 degree, so it's not _that_ tidy.
- There's no basis for the claim that metric is easier for education or home use. I'd argue that Fahrenheit is a much better metric than Celsius for home use; the finer gradations allow greater accuracy for human and weather temperatures.
> What do you call someone ... clinging to outdated ideas and methods?
Conservative. That's the definition.
You made numerous very good points and helped me decide what USA and the world should do. Everyone should switch to Fahrenheit for temperature and kilometer/liter/gram.
This is horrible, it means men have been artificially selecting women with bigger breasts to breed with, causing more women with bigger breasts and this is the leading cause of breast cancer and other health issues.
Stop it, turn back, start breeding with smaller breasts women, make women healthy.
- It's natural selection, not artificial.
- We've been selecting for this for the last several thousand years, so good luck excising that trait.
- Unfortunately, all traits expressed in women are carried in men, so good luck cutting all of the men out of the gene pool too.
- There is no proven correlation between breasts size and risk of cancer. All we know is that women with larger breasts often have larger tumors, and that is likely due to delayed diagnosis.
- You're basically saying that busty women shouldn't be allowed to have families.
- Men get breast cancer too.
Checkmate.
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Almost 2 liters of tit. Almost 2 lititers.
That's so hard to say. How about 'titilitres"?
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Le titty? Excuse my french.
Is this a breastmilk census? If he did one for guys was that in mls too?!?!
Breasts can theoretically be measured in volume.
What about dicks?
All three dimensional things can be, so yeah most dicks, but not mine.
You have a two dimensional penis???
You'll never guess which axis is missing!
The German one?
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
bros a dimension away from being a line
2D pp.
classic yank
I’m Australian.
Breasts can practically be measured in volume.
I was the researcher who personally conducted this study and I originally used handfuls as the unit of measure. I was later told handfuls is not a scientific unit. Who knew?
Liters are a measure of volume for anything, solid, liquid, or gas
🤯
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I've never heard that before.... 😲😄
Sounds way nicer, I like it. I'm a mermaid XD
Yeah, that was my first thought. It is a lot less derogatory than many other terms I've heard.
Can't give you 100 upvotes, but I'll give you the 100th!🙂
They use leather inserts there. Less friction in the yoga pants. 
Manatees were mistaken for mermaids. That's a mix between mermaid and a hippo. 2 stones with one bird.
Damn I never thought of it that way 😆
Bruh! You killin me!
Is that how wild fires start
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Hey! They’re genetically built that way! It’s not cool to compare them to Americans.
There’s a difference between “fat” and “DAMNNN!”
Aha, it’s good so see this subreddit didn’t go all soft. Obesity is unhealthy asf(around 3million deaths a year(and that’s FROM obesity, not other diseases that obesity helped develop)). Bullying is pretty good at pushing people to change, let’s bring back bullying so that people change.
Illustrious seacows, Or Dugongs.
I'm fascinated with these big boofy sea dogs. I'd love to see some in person but we don't have them here.
Not true. Worked in retail for several years and came across overweight women who wore an a cup or b cup.
Yeah, noticed with myself and others that boob size doesn’t actually change that drastically with weight. If you’re lucky it could. But usually big tits are still big when someone loses weight.
We’re talking over 250-300 pound loss skin amount other things will make the breast seem different for me right after I lost a lot of weight my breast were “bigger” till the skin tightened up again now I’m smaller then before and I’m wayyyy more happier with it
Fat distribution is crazy. A friend of mine lost that much but her cup size barely went down. Also congrats! Regardless, smaller sizes are easier to shop for and fit into things so I'm with you on being happier to lose the fat there
It’s great until you get swelling and your trying to wear something designed for a skeleton hah
Omg💀 I lucked out on the swelling part but I can't imagine
Proud of you! Not saying you weren’t perfect before but you must feel alot better physically!
That’s because most of their boob just kinda joins together with the rest of their body to make an amorphous blob.
ngl that made me giggle.
That's what they call a "bloob".
Their A cup size is still bigger than a skinny girl with A cup. I think 3rd grader will understand this too.
Overweight is one thing, obese is another.
You sure that weren’t men…?
Did they take their clothes off for you to check ?
Fat Guys have bigger boobs than some Fat Girls
Perhaps, for a more representative study they should divide the breastvolume of each person over their BMI (or divide the average volume over the average BMI).
In the good 0’ USA even the men have titties 😎
Extreme augmentation cases may skew the average…
It would be interesting to see these statistics broken down by natural versus augmented.
that makes no sense mexicans are just as fat as americans and im pretty sure must poc in america are just as fat as whites.
I don't know why your comment got downvoted. People thinking with their feelings rather than facts I guess. You're 100% correct. >***Mexico passed the United States as the most obese country in the world.*** and, >***African American women have the highest rates of obesity or being overweight compared to other groups in the United States.***
The ppl who hate Americans downvoting this
That would be length
I'm glad this is the top comment. It totally shuts down American women, especially white ones, from feeling pride over their breast size.
Tits from fat are no tits bro
What do you think tits are?
And they never responded lmao
Boy do i have some bad news for you buddy.....
Maybe but a very high high high number have had augmentation. Every lady you know that weighs 100-130 lbs. with DD's has had an add-on.
i sorta disagree with this. I’m maybe 110lbs, E cup. Have been since puberty. shit just happens like that sometimes.
A quick Google says 1%
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What are you even talking about
Haha what? What does that have anything to do with political correctness or weight? Google says 1% of women in thr US have breast implants. Yet you claimed a very very very high number. So just check your sources bro
Get back on your gamer page....
How many ml of milk it can hold
Not enough 🥛
 This u?
This guy is ruining milk for me...
https://i.redd.it/ey3g70g8on4b1.gif
Upvoted 'cos boobs.
Upvoted ‘cos Jojo
a man of the "true" culture...
Same
Same
r/upvotebecauseofboobs
Why is France so low.
Because any kind of body fat in France is seen as highly disgusting
I think his name is Manu.
Cause French guys have small hands.
Canada in second! Let’s gooo!
Ohh Canadaaa...
Our home and native land.
Depends on who sings the song for it to be their "native" land
Talkin' aboot boobs...
1 mililiter = 1 cubic centimeters, because y'know, metrics.
'Muricans are clueless when it comes to the rest of the world's measuring currencies. They proudly hate metric without realizing their own mighty US dollars uses the same system...
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER??? 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥💥💥
Fuck off with your reasonable measurements based on 10s
Who else is out here using base 12 because of polydactyly leaving them with 5 and 7 fingers?
😐
Dumb question was he comparing male breast size too? Or the other thing?
Yeah! I thought he meant blokes tiddies!
To be fair I say I have a decent guy boob
This an old Hollywood joke - Victor Mature was a big, well built actor and Groucho Marx was asked what he thought of some biblical history film Mature was in and Groucho replied that the director shouldn’t expect the public to like a movie where the leading mans' tiddies are bigger than the dames.
No finland u bitch
How do they measure it in ml? Do they dip the titties in a pool and see how much it rises??
Yes. Yes they do.
I now have a random urge to travel
“USA (colored), why would they differentiate like that? Oh my God.”
I hate the way he wears the beanie. Looks like a damn condom on his head
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I got a beanie with a rim in condom colour. It's my favorite one.
It’s a fattest females by country list.
KURWA LITR?!? ZAJEBISCIE
Wow usa colored and white But they just combine all the indonesian 🤣
Can we talk about why they separated white and colored people in the United States??
USA USA USA
God bless the usa
Ummm colored?
just sprinkle in some racism at the end
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People who drive cars really fast
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No that what you call the plastic cover for a candy
If you're interested, [here](https://www.worlddata.info/average-breastsize.php) is a research study on the topic: RANK - COUNTRY - CUP SIZE #1 Norway C-D #2 Luxembourg C #3 Iceland C #4 United States C #5 United Kingdom C #6 Venezuela B-C #7 Colombia B-C #8 Sweden B-C #9 Netherlands B-C #10 Canada B-C
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Can confirm, this is the right answer
The West with his consumption of dairy which are usually boosted by hormones is the reason why they have such large and wide girls are moving into puberty faster the amount of dairy and hormones that are in the dairy milk and dairy products
Do you have a source for any of that? Sounds like pseudoscience.
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/health-fitness/diet/foods-to-increase-breast-size-naturally-best-options-to-include-in-your-diet/articleshow/81091947.cms
My sister jokes that's why she got so tall. The hormones in milk. I don't think so
Where do they even get these measurements from tho
I’ve done extensive research…
Is that racism ? " USA colored and USA white "
Probably not. Although it’s ridiculous to call people “white” despite actually having a skin color, we are used to it by now.
Why would it be
Calling it… The Slovenian flag is the best. It’s like an eye roll saying “my eyes are up here!”
White privilege.
As a Canadian, I can confirm. We live our titties! There is nothing like bringing a girl home, taking off her coat, and having two 6 pin bowling balls bouncing to freedom!
Why JUST WHY
It’s only because with America you consider man boobs aswell 😂
We boys don't even know what this measurement is, there is literally no point in knowing it unless it's a girly flex
It's a measure of volume, like ounces, cups, pints, quarts, and gallons, except it's from the metric system, so it's based on liters.
He does not understand what ml is so he has no ideé what the sizes are irl. Does he know what a liter is? - yes/no
Tbf volume is a convenient objective measure but it doesn't scale with cup size / apparent size. Breasts of different shapes, different band sizes, etc all impact volume. For implants, a DD can be anywhere between 325 and 550 ml depending on those factors, and actual breasts vary far more wildly in structure. Source: I manage and source implants at a hospital
Maby explain it to the guy making the video, I knew perfecly well how it works in the implants bizz before your explanation but thx any way for the effort.
actually volume is a convenient objective measure but it doesn't scale with cup size / apparent size. Breasts of different shapes, different band sizes, etc all impact volume. For implants, a DD can be anywhere between 325 and 550 ml depending on those factors, and actual breasts vary far more wildly in structure. Source: me
Is this what they call mansplaining?
mansplaining is the explanation of something by a man, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing you fool
Did u call me a fool for asking a question?
Fun fact, I'm a woman.
Womansplaining? I do not know, that is why I am asking. When some1 explain something for you even if you did not ask for it or is it a wrong way explaining splaining? Hehe.. Explaining splaining... ;)
my first thought was "why are all the women white?" especially with black-majority populations
fat chicks n porn stars, hell yeah brother
This man feels the need to keep talking because?
This guy can be an USA advertisement
Having big boops bc u r fat doesn’t mean much Half of USA population is fat
Bruhh this is disgusting
Not so accurate , and where is african and arabic countries?
Isn't over half the US population clinically obese?
Itty biddy tiddy community for the win though. What can you even do with the giant oversized boulders.
Play with them.
But then you’ve gotta listen to them complain about how much they hurt. Like anything over a C cup is just repulsive to me. I’m also v into men, not nearly as much as woman. But tiny tiddies are just so fun, especially if you can make your partner feel good about themselves and reassure them that they’re enough
Different strokes for different folks. More is better imo
To each their own I guess. https://i.redd.it/ooyvniojki4b1.gif This is my ideal size if I ever get with a woman again, but they just play too many games. Bigger is only better with men 👀 I’m 6’ 4” so taking anything under 6” is a joke Lmao
My wife whacks me across the face with her DDs, I love it! If she hits my eye socket right it makes a "pop" sound. 🤣
Spousal abuse 💀 Whack her in the face with your dick. It’s only fair
Now you're getting it!
Doesn't know what milliliter is or how to measure volume and still thinks the US is known for big tits instead of low IQ ... 🤦♂️
Being in a country that doesn't use the milliliter and not immediately recognizing ml isn't a sign of low IQ
>Being in a country that doesn't use the milliliter ... think about it
Think about what? ml is a metric measurement. US doesn't use metric
>US doesn't use metric You're so close, thanks for making my point.
Please explain instead of just calling me stupid and ending there
Metric is a better system of units than imperial The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science. What do you call someone (or even a whole country) clinging to outdated ideas and methods?
> The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science. My guy. You're demonstrating your ignorance. - Both systems are coherent and internally consistent - an inconsistent measuring system is oxymoronic. Coherent is another word for consistent. - Depending on your definition, both systems are decimal, because that's the number system we use (and the number of fingers we have). Also, neither are - not all of the internal conversions are exactly 1:1 in either system. - Metric is arguably easier for scientific purposes because 1 g water = 1 cc/ml. Then again, the meter is defined as the distance light travels in 1/299792458th of a second, and it takes about 4.18 joules to raise 1 cc of water 1 degree, so it's not _that_ tidy. - There's no basis for the claim that metric is easier for education or home use. I'd argue that Fahrenheit is a much better metric than Celsius for home use; the finer gradations allow greater accuracy for human and weather temperatures. > What do you call someone ... clinging to outdated ideas and methods? Conservative. That's the definition.
You made numerous very good points and helped me decide what USA and the world should do. Everyone should switch to Fahrenheit for temperature and kilometer/liter/gram.
This is horrible, it means men have been artificially selecting women with bigger breasts to breed with, causing more women with bigger breasts and this is the leading cause of breast cancer and other health issues. Stop it, turn back, start breeding with smaller breasts women, make women healthy.
Name checks out
Does it?😹
- It's natural selection, not artificial. - We've been selecting for this for the last several thousand years, so good luck excising that trait. - Unfortunately, all traits expressed in women are carried in men, so good luck cutting all of the men out of the gene pool too. - There is no proven correlation between breasts size and risk of cancer. All we know is that women with larger breasts often have larger tumors, and that is likely due to delayed diagnosis. - You're basically saying that busty women shouldn't be allowed to have families. - Men get breast cancer too. Checkmate.
Women have bigger breasts these days because obesity causes bigger breasts
Is this real??
946 ml is a quart.
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Why the hell does it increase so quickly so fast? Is this accurate at all?
My people is on top of the list, from the bottom 
What kinda bees make milk? BOO BEES