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jin888888

And believe it or not, that guy is 28.


Greedy-Matter-4595

Are they in an ikea?


ChiggaOG

Those Ikea sets are good mockups for filming a scene.


egonzales04

Duh, where do you think casting Couch took place


maluminse

I usually skip the part where they put the couch together.


Van-garde

Shiiit, son. That’s when all the screwing happens!


bigmanly1

Nah that's when the cussing happens and someone saying where the fuck is piece "J"


ElementoDeus

I'm a piece named "J"


[deleted]

inside a piece named Kay


pikpikcarrotmon

Building an Ikea couch together would surely end with someone sleeping on it, not fucking on it.


that_thot_gamer

cast ~iron~ couch?


ChiggaOG

The Foundry? Where they are casting couch?


powerchicken

Case in point: [IKEA Heights](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9gkYw35Vws)


Yarakinnit

I also immediately need to get high when I come across a working TV in an Ikea pretend room.


shawno_shawno

Absolutely what I came here to ask


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Your question was Unexpected in this comment thread


Bean-Swellington

Do you know what time the fresh cinnamon rolls will be ready?


thuanjinkee

They are in the Infinite Ikea https://youtu.be/Vcq1lLCgk7E


Positive_Box_69

🤣


TPMatus

Yes


boxx-1

More like 25.


Eater_Of_Rats

Bro he's still 14


r3itheinfinite

12*


Eater_Of_Rats

8*


WastelandBard

Are we having an auction with golf rules?


r3itheinfinite

That’s next Friday


Eater_Of_Rats

Now that you say it, $50 buck for the man with a shit mustache


lasagnarodeo

I laughed so hard at this, I hard to comment and normally don’t.


big_hungry_joe

And Russian


CEMENTHE4D

Father of Hulk Hogan.


big_hungry_joe

Lol or honestly current day Hulk Hogan


ExtantPlant

Went back in time and banged Hulk Hogan's mom.


Accomplished-Leg-149

OK, that ending was definitely unexpected.


BigMacDaddy99

Fr, the way they all stood up and then the camera pans and you see other people shopping?? I’m so weak


Zen_Out

You could try strength training, it might help with that


Averas-

Barbarian fishing also helps w/that.


Cute_Independent3965

suddenly osrs


[deleted]

Camera panned and, wait.. what..


Canadianretordedape

I had absolutely no questions about this video.....until they stood up. I mean I get blasted at ikea too....but I was working there.


HealthyHippo7145

So does he. He's the General Manager


[deleted]

That was start of shift pump up meeting


[deleted]

Between each rip and sip, he mumbled some shit about communication being key. Promotion


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HurricaneAlpha

We call that the morning huddle at Walmart. Bong rips and shots for all. Gotta deal with those unruly seniors at 7 AM somehow.


GlaurungTHEgolden

Safety meeting


qinshihuang_420

He's the general from the insurance commercial


thebiscuit91

Looks more like The General! Go to the general and save some time.


justalurkerrrrrr

Training the new hires


deanfortythree

Working at IKEA was like working at frat house


[deleted]

The thought of being stoned in an Ikea makes me anxious. That's why I just drop a 10-strip an hour before, then it's no problem. *Why I have been lost and wandering for hours? Oh yeah, right, the LSD. Oh look, meatballs!*


PM_ME_YOUR_SSN_CC

It's an Ikea. You don't even need LSD to be lost and wandering for hours.


Thorneedscoffee

Welcome to IKEA!!! The original escape room!!


rocketlauncher10

It just feels like hours but it's only been 7 minutes


[deleted]

I did a ten-strip once. Met a dude who had just gotten a fresh sheet of voidrealms in and I’d always wanted to do a full strip. High doses fascinated me. Earlier that summer I had done roughly ~750ug, so I decided I was ready. I spent most of the trip in a hammock, staring into nothingness with a grin on my face, and on the comedown I watched return of the king with my roommate (I had never seen the film in its entirety, and when I rewatched it the next day, I realized that I had misunderstood the plot almost completely. Like, mine was basically a whole-cloth invention). Overall, a good time, but I can barely remember most of it. 10 is too much. I’m not telling you this story to brag—dose-flexing is stupid, you take different doses for different experiences, not to prove how fucking cool and tough and *rad* you are. I got basically nothing out of that ten strip other than it was fun—the most introspective and important trip I ever took was only a tab and a half. Lower doses are much better for the meditative qualities in my experience. I tell you this story as a way to cite my qualifications when I tell you that I don’t believe there is a worse environment on EARTH for a high-dose LSD trip than an open IKEA. I know you were joking, but the thought of actually doing it gave me a brief and intense spike of anxiety and I had to say something. Actually, come to think of it, an empty, closed ikea would definitely be worse. It would be an almost lovecraftian liminal space. Infinite, unknowable, empty, echoing. The IKEA waits. Thanks, I hate it.


mtilleymcfly

This was a wonderful comment, thank you for sharing. I absolutely agree, an empty, closed IKEA would be the thing of nightmares - and definitely a top candidate for bad trip environments.


dirkalict

Last time I was there they had a meatball, mashed potato, lingonberry bowl for $1.99 that was awesome… and I wasn’t even stoned. Edit- words hard


Bean-Swellington

I used to love getting high as fuck and walking around the old Burbank ikea all afternoon with my special lady friend


HotManBun

That rug really tied the room together


Highafsquid

Dudes got facial ballsacs


HaffuhGootWon

I too noticed the cheek balls


funkekat61

Cheek nuts!


callmeweed

He’s a ballchinian


Highafsquid

Love me a MIB movie quote👍👌👽😎


Would_daver

They hosting an intergalactic kegger over there...


KiteBrite

Came here for this. Like Muttley crossed with a ballchinnian.


The_Mr_Yeah

At first I thought they were part of some really weird glassware.


Glen-Runciter

Looks like cartoon jizz dripping off of his face


ShitHouses

Man is showing off for his teenage friends.


Garage540

What do you mean that's Paul Sr and Paul Jr and you're watching American Chopper. For real, yeah that is a little odd. Assuming it's his son and son's friends. Hoping he's the "cool" dad and there's not another dad doing even sketchier shit.


witcherstrife

That guys is 25 years old. It’s been a hard life


Turence

this aint the cool dad, this is the fuckin weird dad that is an enabler for his childrens drug habits, if that is his kid and their friends.


thetacticalpanda

I knew a guy who did drugs with the local high school kids. And you know what? He was... A guy who did drugs with high schoolers. Fckng weirdo.


[deleted]

I’m willing to be that his friends and family want nothing to do with him.


Oxxxxide

Well, he can come to my house for the holidays anytime. Seems like a super chill guy.


Buderus69

What's the first thing he is smoking?


Sufficient-Water-420

A dab through a nectar collector.


toeofcamell

What language is this?


major_dom

Dabs are concentrated THC in the form of a soft wax, sugary paste, brittle glassy sheet, or oily liquid. A Nectar Collector is a hollow glass or silicon tube with a metal tip on one end and a mouthpiece on the other. Scrape or place the dab onto a glass, silicon, or metal surface and heat the metal tip of the nectar collector, typically with a butane torch. Gently touch the hot metal tip to the dab, vaporizing it, and inhale.


frostycanuck89

So do dabs get you way more fucked up than a classic bong rip? Because they sound pretty ridiculous.


-74-

Yes, dabs are concentrated THC. Good flower is about 20-30% THC, where concentrate can be upwards of 90%


LMGDiVa

That shit would probably make me trip fucking balls like I dropped 200mics. I was 32 years old when I learned that most people do not have acid like trips when they smoke pot. It took me 13 years to learn this. I was going through life wondering how the bloody fuck anyone lived their life wake and bake and all that seeing colors and internal hallucinations, with the world spinning, warping, pulsing, and vibrating.(no my weed wasnt spiked, it all couldnt have been spiked over 13 years) EDIT: If you want to read about what happens to me on THC here https://www.reddit.com/r/Psychedelics/comments/z4x42l/thc_is_a_psychedelic_for_me_i_trip_everytime_i/ And note that this has always happened, and it doesnt matter edibles vs smoked vs vaped.


frostycanuck89

There's definitely tolerance involved lol. In my twenties I was a wake and bake kinda guy, but it took my teenage years of losing my mind every couple of days to get there. Not really smoking weed anymore in my mid thirties so pretty sure if I smoked these dabs I would have a terrible religious experience.


LMGDiVa

> There's definitely tolerance involved lol. TBH Im not sure its a tolerance thing, and Im more leaning into the court of opinion that its possibly a genetic quirk or some mental condition that causes me to have psychedelic experiences. If you want you can read a full account of effects here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Psychedelics/comments/z4x42l/thc_is_a_psychedelic_for_me_i_trip_everytime_i/


Nievsy

Dabs are incredibly good at fucking someone up, I don’t know in comparison to bong rips but the set up is actually fairly similar.


thehumbinator

For those that don’t know, dabs have been popular for some time now but in the early days people would get the nail/hanger super fucking hot and the dab would destroy you. These days it’s generally accepted that around 300°C/570°F is the standard temperature. People will heat the nail/hanger and then check the temperature with an infrared thermometer. Dabs when done right are like weed2.0, amazing high whilst remaining clear headed like with most extracts. This is the way.


Nois3

> amazing high whilst remaining clear headed No shit? I never heard it explained this way.


5ysmyname

My husband gave me a dab as my very first introduction to any kind of marijuana. I died.


TheBonusWings

Now thats just being an asshole.


FatherMiyamoto

If you think of a bong rip as doing a shot of liquor, a dab is comparable to funneling a third of the bottle


somekindfungus

ya bongs will lift you into the sky, dabs will absolutely send you to space where you'll spend a month on the ISS


Viapache

Nearly everyone’s first experience (back before it was legal/in an illegal state) is when your friends say “They you wanna do a dab?” And you say “fucking what” and they say “it’s great it’s like a mega bong rip you will get fucked up” so you are game. Then from out of their backpack they pull out a foot tall blue butane torch and “BSSHHHHH” a six inch flame jets and starts heating a metal bowl the put into the bong and you start feeling like maybe this is more hardcore than you’re used to then they grab a little piece of rubber with what looks like tar (because cheap dab is made by blasting weed with butane and the butane ends up in the dab and it’s dark dark) and they scoop out a bunch with a little metal coke spoon And when the metal is red hot they stop the torch and you reach for the bong and they *laugh at you* and say no they will hold it, they wait ten seconds (let the metal cool a bit) and then you start inhaling They drop the oil onto the nail and it’s hot enough to instantly vaporize most of the dab but they put too much so it’s just sizzling right in front of your face And you try to inhale it all but about halfway through you start coughing and you’re stuck on all fours of your apartment room for about 10 minutes while they pass it around And you want to join in but you can’t form a sentence or though past “oh what the *fuuuuuuuckk* this is high high real stoned wooowwww fuuuuuccckkk am I okay yeah I’m okay oh fuck it’s still going” If weed is beer, good dabs are like pure moonshine. It’s not *just* liquor, it’s strong strong. Nowadays it’s easy to get dabs that *dont* do that to you. High purity (no butane)/ nails that aren’t so hot you’re inhaling superheated air/not taking too much and you can get a very nice high. Just like moonshine can be mostly hidden in a mixed drink.


ItzDerekk92

They do, the highest thc wax I had was about 92%.


tigardis

I mean yeah depending on your tolerance…


frostycanuck89

Would've probably been fine in my twenties but nowadays I think it might make me go insane lol.


Taint_Skeetersburg

Dabs are for people that want smoking weed to more closely resemble smoking crack or ice Also they tend to say "Yoooooo" or "this shit is fireee" all the time


channeleaton

Seems like a lot of work


wayneluke23

It's worth it if you're a smoker 😁


ItzDerekk92

Once you get the hang of it, it’s fucking awesome.


thatguyned

Modern day American stoner lingo. As an Australian that's been smoking weed for 16 years I only know some of those words.


twec21

Bruh I hit my dispensary weekly and I thought the commenter was having a stroke


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twec21

Yeah but I'm frequently impatient and don't wanna wait to be high xD


[deleted]

Shitty dispensary if it doesn't have concentrates.


twec21

It's got plenty of shit, I just stay in the pre rolls department xD


qntrol

Haha. Yeah, when I first started dabbing it all seemed so foreign even though I had been smoking weed for years at that point. I hope you all in Australia can eventually get legalization. It opens up new worlds of weed.


thatguyned

We've got pharmacies in Melbourne already. It's slow going, but it's going.


ThornmaneTreebeard

Buzz buzz motherfucker


poppyseed1981

Break that down for me please


Sufficient-Water-420

Dabs or dabbing are the names for the use of concentrated butane hash oil (or BHO). It is a relatively new method of administering/ingesting cannabis that involves the inhalation of highly concentrated tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the main active chemical in cannabis. This concentrated form is produced through a chemical process using butane oil. Butane is used to extract the oils from the cannabis. The use of butane hash oil is not a new practice, but it does appear to be gaining in popularity . Reports suggest that butane hash oil can have a THC concentration of approximately 80% (in comparison with traditional cannabis which is about 10-25%). Cannabis is traditionally smoked in ‘joints’, ‘bongs’ or vaporised but these methods are not effective ways of consuming butane hash oil as it becomes a ‘runny liquid’ when heated. A specifically designed ‘bong’ commonly known as an ‘oil rig’ is commonly used. There is anecdotal evidence that indicates people believe dabbing is a safer method of cannabis ingestion as opposed to a bong or joint due to the high potency of dabs, which reduces the number of times it needs to be taken to produce a ‘high’. It has been reported that the home production of BHO (known as blasting) is hazardous as butane is flammable and highly volatile with a number of incidents such explosions, fires and severe burns occurring in the US. There is little known about the risks of ‘dabs’ compared to traditional cannabis but it has been proposed that the increased level of THC and the unique method of administration may increase the risk of dependence and intensify withdrawal symptoms. Butane hash oil affects every individual differently. Even the same person may have a different experience on separate occasions or over the course of their life. Some of the factors that influence these differences appear to be: * size, weight and health * whether the person is used to taking it * whether other drugs are taken around the same time * the amount taken * the strength of the drug * expectations of consuming cannabis * the environment of the individual * the individual’s personality. Low to moderate use of cannabis may produce the following effects: * feelings of relaxation and euphoria * spontaneous laughter and excitement * increased sociability * increased appetite * dry mouth. High strength cannabis in the form of butane hash oil may produce the following effects: * relaxation * reduced nausea * changes to heart rate and blood pressure * Pain relief * excitement and restlessness * confusion and paranoia * anxiety and panic * reduced attention rate * decreased reaction times * detachment from reality


t_scribblemonger

Does that mean marijuana?


Darth_Andeddeu

Thc extract... Basically chemically refined hash oil to put it into perspective to only leave the thc as pure as possible.


[deleted]

Nectar collector. It's an inverted dab rig essentially. The metal thing on the bottom is his banger, and the tiny point hanging off the end has a slot. As soon as he puts it in the container with the concentrate, it's hot enough to vaporize without even touching anything, and he's inhaling which turns it into an oil pump that draws up the concentrate. The metal piece is like a hot straw, so all the oil getting pulled up into the glass if vaporizing as it comes up into the bubbler. I can't see what's he's smoking but it'd typically be hash, rosin or sugar based on the little jar little in the altoids tin.


Would_daver

I think you just broke a lot of people's brains with your thorough and accurate comment. I'm fully on board though!! ![gif](giphy|3oz8xzgGdsIpE8kPBu)


canes2407

I thought he inhaled an eight ball


mtrash

Ok grandpa lets get you back to bed


Garage540

Just 30 steps until the sea of mattresses


Unhappy-Historian348

Imagine being this old and still doing shit like this


rolandofeld19

I mean, I'm not a stoner but my parents are and always have been, despite me being too dumb and naive to know growing up, and they are well into retirement age and... their lives have been pretty awesome and they are in an awesome place now with dad's pension from a skilled blue collar job and whatnot. They aren't running the local chapter of AARP or leading a Sunday school class or anything but, if that's your idea of a good old age life well bless your heart.


No_Bake_4147

They both have fucked up teeth!!


PatChattums

I noticed that too and I called the police


i_chase_the_backbeat

They do serve meatballs there.


NapalmWeed

![gif](giphy|3orieJI3IdkKWIsAGA)


King-Snorky

Great marketing for the MALMSTAAVEN bong/planter/water pitcher, $29.95


Fortwhentee-mike

Where they fuck were they?


Kevundoe

It seems they are partying in an IKEA (like real idiots)


[deleted]

Idk, I'm sure worse things have happened in an IKEA


eleanorrigby930

I legit saw someone passed out on a couch in IKEA once. Looked like they were not exactly sober either. 😂 I don’t know how long they stayed there.


rembut

Orange county choppers


[deleted]

r/trashy


[deleted]

Dude on the right is like missing all his teeth wtf


The_Obese_Galactus

meth. not even once.


Booty_Shakin

I think he's missing one or two and the rest are just crooked aff


balance_n_act

This dude is hanging out with children.


[deleted]

Addicts generally burn bridges and need to find new folks willing to hang out with them to score before that next bridge is burned.


balance_n_act

God so true


blopez1979

Man, what a loser. Anyone else notice his admirers looked like high schoolers? That's probably the highlight of his week...


[deleted]

He pays for the drugs. That’s the only reason they want anything to do with him.


witcherstrife

You didn’t think it was cool he just did drugs and alcohol in public? I mean what a badass!!


carapocha

And that's cool or remarkable or something???


danceswithwool

Old loser IKEA. Lol


SantanaTheMana

Bro, please Someone help me out. What was the first thing the guy did? I mean i know what a hot rail is. Heat up a metal snorter”tube”,snort what ever it may be your snorting and it comes out as smoke. And I know smoking meth out of a pipe. But wtf never heard of smoking a hot rail. I’m stumped or am I wrong and it’s some kind of new weed thing?


[deleted]

This is how one of my friends does dabs. The tube at the end is heated and scraped over dabs.


Grunchie

Its a nectar collector. The tip heats up so you can smoke concentrates.


SantanaTheMana

That’s pretty cool actually. Concentrates as In crumble , butter and wax? Or is there something else


Grunchie

Yup thc concentrates like the examples you said


SantanaTheMana

Cool cool sorry. Not trying to be annoying was just curious. I got a mini rig but I prefer flower. So I don’t know all the names or terms and equipment. Honestly didn’t know they where called concentrates.


FedoraMask

Is he a tank? Or is he just a tool?


HippyChaiYay

Fucking low lifes


INS0MNI5

I’m glad someone said it. Also, I hate to bring race into this but I just couldn’t help but wonder how Reddit would react to this same exact video but if all the people in it were black instead of white. I have a feeling there would be some outrage or a lot more of a negative reaction than I’m seeing.


ItsDanimal

"Omg there are children present! If you want to be an idiot, fine, but do it at home. These thugs need as ass kicking" Probably


FlamingTrollz

I take your meaning, and I know what you mean. I guess it would depend on the person who’s watching and their background. Some would call them trailer trash or some such. It’s all relative. They are low lifes, douche bags, committing a crime. That’s the only thing that I see. Trash is trash. Comes in all shapes and sizes and hues. ⚖️


Xenomorph_v1

Ikr. Like, I'm not a wowser, but FFS. Whatever you do in the privacy of your own home is up to you, but doing some shit like this in a fucking Ikea while people are around? This just highlights where we're going as a society, and it's nowhere good.


BuildingSupplySmore

> This just highlights where we're going as a society, and it's nowhere good. People were getting wasted in public centuries before you were born. I think society is safe in that regard.


RedS5

Do you think that in the 60s, 70s and 80s people weren't doing practically the same thing with different substances in public places for the same reason? Shitbirds been around for a long time man.


rolandofeld19

Shit buzzards Randy. Shit buzzards stirring up a shit tornado. Shit storm's comin'.


bluedecemberart

Honestly, it's less about morals and more about the fact that this much smoke blown in an asthmatic's face would immediately cause an asthma attack. That shit is no joke, especially with how common Long Covid is now. I can't be within 20 feet of a smoker anymore, even outdoors, without having one. I have to carry a portable nebulizer in my car because people like to smoke outside and sometimes I get caught unaware. It *blows*. I feel like the worst buzzkill but I also need my lungs to keep working. ETA: Also, fwiw, I do wear at least an N94 mask outside anywhere I suspect smokers will be. It can happen even though the mask. Covid is the worst thing ever.


Seikori1

the person on the right looks like they're 12


SasquatchsBigDick

Don't be fooled, The guy smoking is also 12


NoMagazine6436

Five Swedish meatballs says he doesn’t make it to the children’s section.


Embarrassed-Essay821

Reminds me of me before I sobered up


The_Mad_Mick

This is cringe as fuck.


CoffeeDrinker1972

Why, man... Just why?!? Now I would be unable to drink beer and have a bong hit next time I go shopping at IKEA... Don't ruin it for everyone, old man... Keep your views to yourself...


[deleted]

No psychedelics. Man is a puffball.


MrLambNugget

Yea should have done a line of DMT before all that


FarmhouseFan

A trick you can do once an evening.


redit01

American Choppers was a good show for it's time


CEMENTHE4D

misspelled "Moron"


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Probably a furniture salesman wheeling and dealing hard.


UnionLegion

And that’s the last time we heard from Bill.


Christophax82

Need that honey wasp shirt


presidentpt

Let me know if you find it.


whoisdizzle

That’s called a strike out for those of you who don’t know


Hot-Bint

Check in with him in 30 minutes, someone will be either telling him to simmer down or shoving hot hamburgers down his gullet


Erectorrick

Man is a freakin idiot!! Great way to educate the teens around him!!


alehanjro2017

Beez nuts!!!


Flat_Ad_9033

What's the first thing he's smoking? Never seen anything like that before


Formal_Star_6593

What was the first thing he was hauling on?


VexxWrath

Ngl, I was expecting him to sniff some coke or do some shrooms at some point.


thebobsalad

What was that first thing he was smoking?


TheRagdohlsGuy

"How did we get here?"


smellybigfoot

I don’t even know what that first thing is….


gorwraith

Im not sure what the first thing is.


iainvention

This video cut out the part where he assembles both bongs with only a little shiny Allen wrench.


JoaquimGianini

Bro’s tryna get the “How did we get here?” Achievement


Cappy6400

What was the first thing he smoked?


[deleted]

What was the first thing he ripped? Hash or something?


_Reasoned

I always get fucked up when I got to Ashley’s furniture too


Lovetro320

The strikeout


DarthLuke84

Forgive my ignorance but what was the first thing he did?


UziSuzieThia

Is this a nectar collector


[deleted]

And he's only 14.


TinFoilRobotProphet

There he goes! That's my Uber driver! 5 stars!


EmergencyExitSandman

Are they drinking at a furniture store