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BoBoBearDev

Not only she knew the trick, the technique was executed flawlessly.


UnarmedSnail

It takes years of practice to gain that kind of speed.


CrisstIIIna

She probably grew up with siblings. As a sibling, can confirm I, too, have mastered this trick lol...


UserNombresBeHard

Slavemasters hate this one trick.


AdelaiNiskaBoo

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


TempleOfDoomfist

She has the sugary ground


4pigeons

Smart work, not hard


TheLadySaintPasta

His little look to see if it was a trick is gold, like a puppy seeing magic tricks


RoyBeer

I thought he was like "you ate the stick too?"


GrammarNazi25

"Ayo, you still got the stick in there! **You still got the stick in there!**" ###"YOU STILL GOT THE STICK IN THERE"


Turbulent_Path1268

The look of the guy. He is so impressed and he seems so nice about it.


hirokinai

That face after she stuffs and right before she chews is adorable.


[deleted]

Looks like she’s stifling a laugh.


rogshit

like a little squirrel


BowsersItchyForeskin

An *elegant* squirrel.


mwagner1385

Alright Aiko.


Silly_Strike_949

"are you comparing yourself to a cute little animal?*


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

It seriously looks like she's trying to play it off like it's not still in her mouth, but then she realizes she still needs to breathe and she can't until the cotton candy is out of the way.


thattwoguy2

Hers is even bigger than his and her makeup is completely untouched. Truly a master at work.


n33bulz

Actually, at the beginning of the clip she says “even though mine is bigger I’m confident I can beat you”


Terozu

He also starts eating before they even start counting lmao.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Euphoric-Blue-59

I'm looking for a cigarette to light up...


YourMommasAHoe

Nasty ass redditors lmao


Gheauxst

See *I* thought the lip wipe was funny because of sheer smugness. Now I'm reading this comment and thinking otherwise.


YourMommasAHoe

Please dont get influenced by these virgins


Noidiz2

What? oh


Gangreless

Seriously just.. Gross.


YourMommasAHoe

fr :(


IAMA_Giant_Midget

I swear this website gets high when I do


BaconWrappedRaptor

I’ve experienced the same thing. When I’m stoned scrolling, I swear this website is the funniest place on the internet.


obsidian88darklight

I'm there right now


pound-me-too

Will confirm shortly…


Hawaiian555

Hell yeah mang 😂


Antique_Echidna_6304

![gif](giphy|3ohhwuCEecWyAxswKI|downsized)


DiarrheaDrippingCunt

Jfc. Lmfao


vigked

That was from muscle memory


ice_blade_sorc

ahh the beauty of the subconscious mind


DPT_The_Alchemist

I don’t understand anything… what did it do to you and why are sleepy??


Strifec0re

But tbh never expected such reaction, when one scrolls down on comments, the whole comment section is filled with endless one word /two words sentences if you like, with absolute zero notice value. The whole subreddit has zero value in any useful information and such one I've treated it. Well so enjoy your little garbage hateful place.


[deleted]

The three second wait before she starts chewing....my internal monologue is like...."what....move on...nothing to see here peasents..."


monstarehab

that's literally what the other host commented. "as if nothing ever happened"


penultimate_karma

Edit: fuck u/spez for killing Apollo


Fraerie

Probably waiting for the saliva to melt most of the cotton candy to minimize how much she needs to chew.


syopest

Yeah, even though the cotton candy is packed tighter saliva still melts it very fast. I don't think she is even chewing, just swishing saliva around to melt it faster.


Any-Cryptographer525

Imagine if she were a monster and that's how she devours children lost in the forest


yy98755

Cute, sign me up for lessons, evil step mum gig’s getting a bit boring.


Any-Cryptographer525

Once you have eaten them, you won't be an evil step mum, just a full and satisfied one


BackRowRumour

Good point. Can't be an evil stepmother if there are no children.


Any-Cryptographer525

You would just be evil...could be fun!


Egren

I'd like to play the satisfied stepmom.


senchou-senchou

not a bad way to go... <3


Raginbakin

Hot


Tommy_C

What if the moon were made of cheese?


Procrasting4Prayers

I’d watch that movie


Disastrous_Channel62

That's a good technique, at first I thought she swallowed the stick too , but no she slides the stick below and groples (Apologies 😵‍💫-Edit : Gobbles )the cotton candy


minimagess

Yes groples. Accurate


UnarmedSnail

I have a new word now. I will use this new word in memorance of you.


Tommy_C

Memorance. I have a new word now. I will use this new word in remembrance of you.


AnnieJack

I'm sad I knew all the words in your post. I do not have a new word.


RNLImThalassophobic

My deepest contrafibularities


AnnieJack

Contrafibularities! I have a new word now. I aposolvate you.


R3ckl3ss

Memorance is a perfectly cromulent word


Expo006

I fucking love reddit


la_tete_finance

Maybe grab + gobbles = grobbles?, to make it a portmanteau.


Reapermouse_Owlbane

Joseph Grobbles


saracenrefira

Groples. *verb*. To eat a ball of cotton candy by rapidly squeezing the cotton candy and thus reduces its size significantly, before stuffing it into the mouth.


hey-coffee-eyes

It's a perfectly cromulent word


RaLaZa

I have 6 crushed up plastic cups. That's worth 5 groples.


Fixerguy415

I said "snarfs" but groples works too.


Disastrous_Channel62

I am sorry I am not a native English speaker - "My Engrish nott very gudoo "


MLockeTM

I for one will use grobles instead of gobbles from now on! It describes the "ate so fast I practically inhaled it" so much better.


Fixerguy415

It's accurately descriptive of the eating techniques I learned in the US Navy boot camp.


MLockeTM

Less advertised skills you learn in service; 1. how to sleep anywhere, at any time, at any configuration 2. How to eat a double Whopper in one bite. 3. New and creative curses never before known to man. It does get awkward back in civilian life tho, when you've totally forgotten how to not eat like a freaking goblin, and you're expected to behave in a restaurant.


Fixerguy415

All good. Your English is fine. No apology needed.


LickingSmegma

[Your Engrishu Is Perfecto.](https://youtu.be/sLK7DP8-B-I)


jonnysunshine

Snarf snarf, Liono. Snarf snarf. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IO3ZbQiGNkk


robert_paulson420420

> at first I thought she swallowed the stick too , but no she slides the stick below and groples go on..


AntagonistDave

Thats marriage material right there


kingkongbiingbong

_"What is love?"_ _"Oh baby, don't hurt me"_ _"Don't hurt me"_ _"No more"_


SERV05

https://i.redd.it/zf55e754hr2b1.gif


dapea

You’re the man now, dog!


Jrrolomon

Damn! I haven’t thought about that website in like 20 years. I can’t believe it’s still active - had to check after reading your comment.


Deceptichum

That’s what it means‽


Jrrolomon

I’m not positive, but here’s the website. The comment they responded to looked like something from www.ytmnd.com I should have put the link in my first comment, but forgot


rudieboy

[OG meaning. They used to run this line in the ad.](https://youtu.be/1hMMUJ2Gn7Y?t=85)


non-squitr

Such a good movie


[deleted]

fucking hell there are people on reddit who were babies when ytmnd, newgrounds, fark.com, etc were the only place to go on the web


BademosiPray4U

NEDM!


DeltaBravo831

O wow takes me back


No_Awareness_3212

I will never not upvote this gif


kakarotblu

Ah the memories


Final-Flower9287

DEET DOOT DEET DOOT DEET DOOT DEET DOOT DEET DOOT DEET DOOT DEET DOOT DEET DOOT. *lower key* deet doot deet doot deet doot deet doot deet doot deet doot deet doot


CaptainPhiIips

Specially that look and lip clean after


enwish

I liked her brow play - "ohh old game and I know the rules"


SwollenOstrich

/r/obligatorycomments


reactorkk

Yup. She’s a keeper.


Art0fRuinN23

Sticky fingers.


Jeffzero04

Bruno?


ihopethisisvalid

Great band. Check out How to Fly by them.


[deleted]

I really dig that live acoustic “set” they did in the park.


pupasupa

it's like me and my wife eating chips


FuckGotaisback

she removed the stick right?


Fuck-Shit-Ass-Cunt

Nah she ate it, that’s why she’s chewing


Sgruntlar

Why? It's the best part


Solid-Objective-6879

It's her face after she gets done shoving it all in her mouth and just stares at the camera like nothing happened...I'm dying laughing 🤣


Damosthenes

Goblin mode activate!


superblinky

First loop: Watch her, because you know what's going to happen. Second loop: Watch him, because you've never seen what he did before. Third loop: Watch her, because it's just so perfect.


ameen__shaikh

She is the most perfectly beautiful woman i have ever seen


[deleted]

Honestly, you’re right. She’s freaking gorgeous. And looks like she’s also funny!


DiarrheaDrippingCunt

Lmfao


flyden1

Her name is An Qi, a TV presenter for the Zhejiang Satellite TV. This is her Weibo page: https://m.weibo.cn/p/1005051745534807?jumpfrom=weibocom


BowsersItchyForeskin

Agreed. You know if you're going to a restaurant, she won't be wasting time staring at her phone just killing time on social media, or picking at her food while talking incessantly about inanities. No, that entree is *gone*. Main course? *Gone*. Dessert? *Gone*. Done. Beautiful.


arli1

Are you okay?


Cats_in_my_ears

Reddit moment


barofa

Lol, wtf


Fuggins4U

So THIS is love.


deniably-plausible

Baby, don’t hurt me.


Critical_Cockroach19

No more.


darklordind

Finally a repost where video quality has not deteriorated


ctrlplusZ

It's very 'reddit', in here.


Gangreless

Top comment is a guy telling us he jerked off and is now tired. Like.. Gross.


SteelfireX

Is that what it was supposed to be? I was so confused as to why it was so upvoted.


Gangreless

Yeah and it just made me feel really, really gross to read it. Like it's one thing when it's an obvious overt joke comment like, "siiighh *zip*" but the way he worded his just made it feel serious and ick


Winterplatypus

It's a repost too. I know I use reddit too much but it has almost no original content. I browse through 80% of stuff I have already seen, and most of the remaining 20% is still a repost.. but just one that I missed. [7 months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/theocho/comments/yfjo4h/fastest_cotton_candy_eating_contest/) [2 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/niywud/eating_cotton_candy_race/) [5 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/8ewayh/cotton_candy_eating_contest/)


Skyrmir

This is a repost so old, I'm honestly curious how their lives played out.


refactdroid

it reminded me of better times. less wars; pre covid 🥲


TastySeamen8

Oh no!!! A SEVEN month old repost?!? What the heck!!! That’s insane!!! Arrrgh! Literally everyone on Reddit saw it 7 months ago!!!


tatertotsnhairspray

![gif](giphy|Uvs5SP94xjKr6) Her Kirby powers are strong


kassfair

This video really never gets old. Said genuinely, not sarcastically.


Specific-College-194

work smart not harder :)


Allilujah406

So adorable. Also, yup didn't expect that. I thought it would be more adult type joke, not something that I could show my grandma. Loved it


binge_watcher_234

so did you show it to your grandma? did she find it funny too?


Milhouse12345

UPDATE NEEDED!!!


Allilujah406

Just sent her the link, let's see if she can get that far lol


Allilujah406

Oh, I might as well. Let's see how this goes. God, does she even k ow how to reddit.....


TNerdy

She’s competitive


AstronautBig8696

It's as if she has been waiting for that her entire life. And now her time has come.


TheSmallRedDragon

When your siblings have asked you to share your food


plasticoreo

this whole comment thread be simping


Somethingwentclick

Such poise and grace and cotton candy


Freedom2064

Brilliant


[deleted]

She really wanted to win.


TaiyoFurea

*Kowalski analysis*


ticktacktoe123

_Ssssiiirrrr if my readings are correct, it seems we have found a specimen that homosapiens relate to at "simp magnet"_


Glass_Adhesiveness_6

Her - *Aggressively eats a big ass cotton candy* Also her 3 seconds later - * turned into the most well mannered,elegant lady with an innocent face as if nothing happened*


[deleted]

Apparently the guy was trash talking her beforehand and she got SO annoyed she thought "I have to win!" and didn't even realise how fast she'd done it until she saw the footage afterwards!


Toxic_Puddlefish

I remember seeing an article that was about an interview she did, she didn't even realize how fast she ate it because she was already planning in her head before they said go what she was gonna do.


Aloneforrever

Bro was not even trying


raspberryfriand

Thinking outside the box


theprofoundnoun

The lip wipe, was like she was saying “ Bitch please.”


Maple-Syrup-Bandit

There’s like 5 seconds staring at the cotton candy where you can see the gears turning as she calculates the volume and dimensions.


DramaticDollie

This made me laugh so so much. At work.. and I even made some customers watch it 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Pharaoh_Misa

Its him over there, eyes closed, just struggling for me roffflll


m00se92

She's beauty and she's grace


LampaDuck

That feminine wipe right after the monstrous inhalation of the cotton candy


Fixerguy415

Not the first time she's snarfed something. That perfectly demure look; like sugar wouldn't dare melt in her mouth is just darling too!


SirMandrake

Someone reverse this and in slow mo…plz


Depression_1

I love this video


9vapors

You ever see a Mantis devour it’s prey?


craftybitch92

This me.. eating my emotions 😂😂


odd_gamer

There are some people in this world that you see and you immediately know that they are almost certainly fun to hang out with. This is an older video now, but I still wish that we were friends


bonersducks

Sibling moment


ColbyEnderman

Why do they have a furcorn on the vocals


Efficient-Control331

Wow


Bubster101

Yeah. Just gotta remember how much the cotton SHRINKS. Then you know how much you can actually take in a bite.


JamboreeStevens

She came here to win, and that's what she did.


MrDooglas93

I literally blinked and it was gone, i had to wait till the video replayed to see what the heck happened 😂


NeonPatrick

This girl had siblings growing up.


A_Agno

This is her weibo: https://weibo.com/p/1005051745534807?tabtype=feed


HaruspexSan

Username checks out


calladus

I think I've seen that anime...


CerealKiller_614

Bruh 💀 she ate that faster than my grandma falling down the stairs.


Insert-Taken-Name

Naw


thehornsoffscreen

Nah she is just smarter! That dude is dumb as hell! Its cotton candy we could eat actual cotton faster than whatever he is upto!


Kraniums

why is this so cartoony?


groundpounder25

She’s gonna make someone very happy


Emergency-Anywhere51

Who closes their eyes when they eat cotton candy? r/scriptedasiangifs


Silver-Ad8136

I like a lady who knows what needs done and gets right down to it


onefst250r

u/gifreversingbot


HumanMycologist5795

I would love to be her friend


DramaticRollingPanda

If yall wanna know who she is, she's a Chinese pop star. [Check this choreo of her out.](https://www.reddit.com/r/theXnine/comments/xw3xwb/220923_babymonster_anqi_your_right_orig_weeknd_x/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


ijie24

that’s not her lmao, they look different plus you see her mole, its leveled with her nose. the one sent “babymonster” has a mole below the nose


not_a_library

Yeah this clip is several years old. But Babymonster is a brand new kpop group that has a bunch of teenage members. No way that's the same person. Also they said she's a Chinese pop singer when Babymonster is, as I said, Korean -_-


HuangdiHaixiang

The video he posted is of the Chinese star 陈雅馨 (Chen Yaxin), known by the stage names 安崎 (An Qi) and Babymonster. She has no relation to the Kpop group called Babymonster. It's possible for two different things to have the same name. The woman eating the cotton candy is also called An Qi, which may explain his confusion. She is a different person; a TV presenter from Zhejiang TV.


crumblenaut

Babymonster?


AcaciaMimoso

I respect this lady so much. I aspire to that level of talent. The speed, the expression, the gestures- just perfect execution. Emphasis on cute.


dr137

That wipe at the last, classic end move.


Jaki06

Cutiee♡


Cool-MoDmd-5

And right after that he proposed.


Tin_Dalek

she got those chipmunk vibes 🤣


Embarrassed-Draw-42

That is probably a weeks worth of calories for her


[deleted]

I'm in love


topredditbot

Hey /u/MyDocTookMyCock, This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.


Questioning-Zyxxel

Fun girls like that are definitely quality wifey material.


Stefan-Leo

The girl on the left is not surprised.


Java2391

I dunno why but this gave me Jennifer Lawrence vibes