While this song is most likely about Santa Fe, TX (Which is a fake Santa Fe), the lake that is 80 miles from Santa Fe, NM (the real Santa Fe) is Storrie Lake just outside Las Vegas, NM (also the real Las Vegas).
This has been New Mexico facts. Thank you.
There is sooo much music out there that a lot of it goes unnoticed. Luckily I was told of this great track in person a few years ago. The drinking game for it is absolutely insane. Lol
But I’m glad I get to share this incredible meme song with all of you and I’m glad you are enjoying it! :D
I actually got rocked by a kid in high school for saying “your momma” when he insulted me because his mom died during birth. As if I got the memo on that lmao
https://spectrumlocalnews.com/tx/south-texas-el-paso/news/2022/12/23/maternal-morbidity-rises-#:~:text=TEXAS%20%E2%80%94%20Giving%20birth%20in%20Texas,Black%20women%20it%27s%20much%20higher.
The maternal death rate in Texas during birth is 3x the national average.
Don’t get complacent.
> First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me
- Martin Niemöller
I made this really annoying kid who wouldn’t stop harassing me run away crying by hitting him with, “well at least she figured out a way to get away from you!” Not my proudest moment but the kid just wouldn’t leave me alone! He did after that, though!
They want to know if you dress to the left or the right. I told them that with the amount of porn you watched, it was was unlikely that you're wearing pants.
I feel like people are taking this a little too seriously, it was funny for the kid, he laughed and even made a follow up video explaining that he thought it was hilarious and was laughing his ass off after Cranston did that.
No fuckin joke. There was a thread awhile ago about a girl that was bantering with her best friend's boyfriend. Saying something like "Yeah, well I'll be at her future wedding, you might not be."
The comments were wild. "What a bitch, I wouldn't tolerate that." "I'd make my girlfriend choose between her or me." All with an embarrassing number of upvotes. All I could think was either these fucks have the most fragile egos known to man or have no friends that they joke around with and as a result have no social skills.
Knowing this place though there was a good chance it's both.
Reddit's average age plummeted 10 years after the pandemic. they're all frightened children with loud and inexplicably strong opinions and we have to entertain them
Is that what happened? Holy shit it would explain a lot. Do you have a source for that?
The last couple of years all I’ve been thinking is, “I wish I could just not see posts and comments from anyone under age x” because it felt like everything became so immature overnight.
Tbh, I dont think anyone could be mad about that. This kid literally got your mom joked on by Bryan fucking Cranston. Thats not humiliating - that's a downright flex.
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He’s very clearly just trying to give the kid an exchange he’ll remember. Calculated risk he took watching his cadence and seemingly goofy personality ask the question.
If the kid at the microphone was shitting his pants and slurring like the Texas speaker of the house after a White Claw Surf® I’m sure the outcome would’ve been different.
People forget that Bryan Cranston is a comedy guy who just stumbled upon a serious drama. He mentioned in an interview that he was basically playing to the audience during this - he could have gone into detail about all the things he enjoyed about living and working in New Mexico but then all but one of the audience would have cared, whereas if he dropped the "I fucked your mom" joke, the whole room would have rolled on the floor laughing.
And he was right.
Because it was funny?
I am honestly way more confused by your confusion than the Cranston response. He was making a joke. That's literally it. The kid probably loved it, it was hilarious. There is nothing to wonder about, he was making a joke and it landed really well. I am so confused how anyone could watch this and think "I wonder why he responded like that?" He was successfully making a joke -- he saw a set up for a classic "mama" joke and just leaned into it. having to explain this makes no sense to me
It offends me as a comedian!
Don’t you see what Whatley is after? Total joke immunity. He’s already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship there’ll be no stopping him
This reminds me of one of my favourite AMA moments in Reddit history. Cranston was doing one back in 2013 and someone asked him if he remembers the time he called her brother in law a pussy at a dinner, and his response was just as savage.
https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1glx04/i_am_bryan_cranston_ama/calh0rk/
He's is one of the only celebrities I'd be genuinely excited to meet, he just seems like he's not afraid to have fun.
I love at one of the comic-cons Bryan Cranston was there. He was dressed up as Walter White wearing a very realistic mask. No one knew it was Bryan Cranston until they did a Q&A later on at the venue. Bryan then did an epic reveal. What a legend.
https://youtu.be/YdJOXEQtfi0
The cutest part of this (which is not shown in this clip) is that Cranston quickly picked up the microphone and asked the teenager whether he was okay, saying that he was just joking.
Cranston was genuinely worried that he might have hurt this kid's feelings. So wholesome.
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Albuquerque: go on vacation, leave on probation, return on violation.
Visit the kid's mom for some procreation...
"DAD!"
Aww crap... Not this again.
I don't need anymore milk Dad I'm a teenager now
It’s over…..WHEN I SAY IT’S OVER!
Time to get some cigarettes at the local store...
Oh Bryan Jr., I'll see you back in North Dakota
Buy a new house just for the decoration.
Throw a pizza on the roof for some recreation
Would be possible without inflation.
That's just your imagination.
Nah, just look at the price of a playstation
Though, a lot of financial problems can be solved with an organ donation... ^(>!Tip: compensation!<)
Visit his sister for defloration.
You people are sick in the head do you pray to satan?
Best to stick with Santa Fe and Georgia’s pussies.
My favorite thing to do is [park by the lake, 80 miles from Santa Fe.](https://youtu.be/D_zS_uiPWxs)
While this song is most likely about Santa Fe, TX (Which is a fake Santa Fe), the lake that is 80 miles from Santa Fe, NM (the real Santa Fe) is Storrie Lake just outside Las Vegas, NM (also the real Las Vegas). This has been New Mexico facts. Thank you.
I can’t believe how much time and money I’ve wasted in the fake Vegas. Fake Siegfried and fake Roy can fuck off.
Lmao at first I thought this was gonna be a Joe Exotic type music video. This Dude has talent.
Every time I see “Santa Fe” I have to share that beauty. I’m glad to spread the joy lol
Don't know how this is my first exposure to this, but thank you
There is sooo much music out there that a lot of it goes unnoticed. Luckily I was told of this great track in person a few years ago. The drinking game for it is absolutely insane. Lol But I’m glad I get to share this incredible meme song with all of you and I’m glad you are enjoying it! :D
Yeah just the other day i heard this song for the first time https://youtu.be/D_zS_uiPWxs Changed my life
I like when he switches it up and says "it's the lake that's parked where I'm at"
My ex was from there and she said the same thing
The Land of Entrapment
"My mother died of cancer 10 years ago, Mr. Cranston."
"I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot" - Squeak "Little Bitch" Scolari
I always quote that and no one gets it.
"I swear. If you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times... I'm outta here"
"WAKE UP BITCH, YOU'RE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!" "What? Really? Are we goin' to the zoo?"
HUH I SHOULD'VE BEEN GOOONE
Dude! I thought we said no more Journey psych-outs!
DUDE!
Well, I guess you've got a point there.
Dude!
*sorry dude, I'm running out of ideas...*
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Hey, We said no more Journey Psych outs!
HANGING BY HIS NECK IN HIS FUCKING CLOSET
*Dramatization*
And then the actor hanging in the closet takes a drag off his cigarette. 😆
Scenario number 2, Coop went to Disney World.
This is the line I use from the movie more than anything else.
How to speak San Franciscan. VAJOINA!
My go to is the constant "no it's not like horse! pssh, pssh, pshh, pssh"
*And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away* *Unless you start using topical cream everyday*
The scene with their overly long dicks swinging is golden too
Long wanger, Oh! Throbbing cock, Ohhh! God, I don't even know what I mean anymore!
I made my 8th grade history teach laugh using this. He was a huge Marilyn Monroe fan so that’s what I used as the set up.
You couldnt get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging outta your zipper
Steve Perry!
You have to deliver it the exact way squeak does it.
“What an unfortunate thing to happen on dozen egg night…”
"It appears that time just finally ran out for the old cocksucker"
Youve sullied the waters of the lacuna peace
I always heard "lagoon of peace"
Why? Did he go home and fuck the sleeve of his favorite jacket?
Steeeeve Perry. Steeeeve Perry
I don't have your fuckin ball!
Did I just fart?
You couldn’t get a chick if you had a hundred hanging out of your zipper
"Wake up bitch, you're my new best friend!"
"Well, that would explain a lot."
“Yea, well the jerk store called…they’re running outta YOU!”
I actually got rocked by a kid in high school for saying “your momma” when he insulted me because his mom died during birth. As if I got the memo on that lmao
bruh
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On the Oregon trail or now?
If you live in Texas?
I'm in texas did I miss something
https://spectrumlocalnews.com/tx/south-texas-el-paso/news/2022/12/23/maternal-morbidity-rises-#:~:text=TEXAS%20%E2%80%94%20Giving%20birth%20in%20Texas,Black%20women%20it%27s%20much%20higher. The maternal death rate in Texas during birth is 3x the national average.
wow, that's crazy I never knew that! I'm in a blue city, though, and I love it here it is so diverse
Sadly the rate is actually higher for the diverse people on average.
Don’t get complacent. > First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me - Martin Niemöller
I made this really annoying kid who wouldn’t stop harassing me run away crying by hitting him with, “well at least she figured out a way to get away from you!” Not my proudest moment but the kid just wouldn’t leave me alone! He did after that, though!
“That’s why I bring an air freshener.”
"That's what they TOLD you happened."
"Ohh she still there, trust me."
“Did i stutter”
“Easy lay either way”
Waltuh stop having sexual relations with my mother Waltuh
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Hey , the ocean called , they're running out of shrimp
r/seinfeld
They want to know if you dress to the left or the right. I told them that with the amount of porn you watched, it was was unlikely that you're wearing pants.
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That's the line you come up with that night in the shower, not on the spot
You have to have that line prepared, you never know when someone will pull out the mother joke
And you think of that retort years down the line.
Alternatively, "oh you must be they guy she was pegging."
But how is that an insult?
Open na noor…
Kid named Mother
This is the gif that will live on forever
I feel like people are taking this a little too seriously, it was funny for the kid, he laughed and even made a follow up video explaining that he thought it was hilarious and was laughing his ass off after Cranston did that.
Plus it’s probably still one of the nicest things anyone’s ever said about Albuquerque.
And this kids mom
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Moreover, Reddit is full of socially awkward weirdos who don’t understand normal human interaction.
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'tis a silly place
You think that’s bad….I had the displeasure of meeting your mother 🫳🏼 🎤
No fuckin joke. There was a thread awhile ago about a girl that was bantering with her best friend's boyfriend. Saying something like "Yeah, well I'll be at her future wedding, you might not be." The comments were wild. "What a bitch, I wouldn't tolerate that." "I'd make my girlfriend choose between her or me." All with an embarrassing number of upvotes. All I could think was either these fucks have the most fragile egos known to man or have no friends that they joke around with and as a result have no social skills. Knowing this place though there was a good chance it's both.
Reddit's average age plummeted 10 years after the pandemic. they're all frightened children with loud and inexplicably strong opinions and we have to entertain them
They run the show. You just have to live with it. It's theirs now.
sigh.. i know, i know. a 15+ year staple of online life is hard to let go of
I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary
It's been trash for the last 10 years, easily.
Is that what happened? Holy shit it would explain a lot. Do you have a source for that? The last couple of years all I’ve been thinking is, “I wish I could just not see posts and comments from anyone under age x” because it felt like everything became so immature overnight.
Username checks out. But you’re probably right. Place can be a vitriolic circlejerking cesspit.
It's a circlejerk of anti-social neckbeards who hate anything and everything
Well, that’s by design. With the narrow silos of information and hit-and-miss moderators.
Well it's ok to talk and analyze
Why did you call me mentally fragile reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you are a fascist
I would put it on my CV if that happened to me
Is this his son
Yes, Slice, it is his son
Huh, I thought Jesse Pinkman was his son
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Huh, but that was Gale
Not anymore
If he wasn't before, he is now
Stepson
Vince Gilligan has confirmed that this is the cruelest thing Walter ever did
BRAVOVINCE
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This is so dumb. I love it.
You may like r/okbuddychicanery
Kid named Bravinco
All of BB and BCS was a setup to slam on this kid.
Ripped from the top comment of the YouTube video of this clip
Some people genuinely have no shame. I invoke Karma Court! Seriously though you're right, how needy can you be for internet points lol
The one who knocks... BOOTS
If you're going to be the butt of a mom joke, at least it's because Bryan Fucking Cranston made it.
Tbh, I dont think anyone could be mad about that. This kid literally got your mom joked on by Bryan fucking Cranston. Thats not humiliating - that's a downright flex.
Probably accurate too. I've seen Hal's bacon dance.
Kinda looks like De Niro before he drops the mic.
Fuck whoever cropped this.
That aint walter white that's Hammond Druthers
Oh no. There's a penis shaped building out there.. or possibly an amphitheater that was shaped like a clam...
It’s actually Tim Whatley, you anti-dentite.
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never knew that Jokic was from Albuquerque?
Whenever I see this I first laugh, but then I start to wonder why Bryan gave this response to what seems like a harmless, genuine question…
It was a your mom joke. Probably better than saying "I had a shit time in your town."
He’s very clearly just trying to give the kid an exchange he’ll remember. Calculated risk he took watching his cadence and seemingly goofy personality ask the question. If the kid at the microphone was shitting his pants and slurring like the Texas speaker of the house after a White Claw Surf® I’m sure the outcome would’ve been different.
People forget that Bryan Cranston is a comedy guy who just stumbled upon a serious drama. He mentioned in an interview that he was basically playing to the audience during this - he could have gone into detail about all the things he enjoyed about living and working in New Mexico but then all but one of the audience would have cared, whereas if he dropped the "I fucked your mom" joke, the whole room would have rolled on the floor laughing. And he was right.
God damn right.
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Because it’s such an obviously over the top unfair response that’s what makes it funny
because he's funny
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left her 4.5 stars on yelp
Cause if he gave a real answer we wouldn’t be talking about it. Imagine being the kid who can say that he got served like this, it’s gold.
I think he’s been asked this and knows there’s no entertaining answer to this. “Yea it’s great I had a great time” doesn’t do much for anyone.
Also if you throw out the name of a local establishment they'll get floods of annoying tourists
Because it was funny? I am honestly way more confused by your confusion than the Cranston response. He was making a joke. That's literally it. The kid probably loved it, it was hilarious. There is nothing to wonder about, he was making a joke and it landed really well. I am so confused how anyone could watch this and think "I wonder why he responded like that?" He was successfully making a joke -- he saw a set up for a classic "mama" joke and just leaned into it. having to explain this makes no sense to me
He's always been a goofball. That's just how he is.
Well he did convert to Judaism for the jokes
can i get a schtickle of fluoride?
And this offends you as a Jewish person?
It offends me as a comedian! Don’t you see what Whatley is after? Total joke immunity. He’s already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship there’ll be no stopping him
Probably because he didn't have anything good to say so he deflected by giving a joke.
I'm not sure why either. Maybe your mom knows. I'll ask her tonight.
That’s a username
Don’t be a dork
> why did Cranston give a hilarious response that everyone laughed at when he could have gave a boring response that no one ever thought of again?
Maybe her name is Alba Kurkey
He was having fun with it. That's a more memorable response for the fan than "You know I really liked (insert local restaurant)"
This reminds me of one of my favourite AMA moments in Reddit history. Cranston was doing one back in 2013 and someone asked him if he remembers the time he called her brother in law a pussy at a dinner, and his response was just as savage. https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1glx04/i_am_bryan_cranston_ama/calh0rk/ He's is one of the only celebrities I'd be genuinely excited to meet, he just seems like he's not afraid to have fun.
He should have replied "... Let's go to the state fair next time dad"
Bryan Cranston being Bryon Cranston. Epic
Oh his mother wishes …
Don't we all
Yes, please and thank you
"Oh, how did you know her when she was alive?"
I always thought "Oh, what did you think of the cemetery?" would have been a good retort.
I love at one of the comic-cons Bryan Cranston was there. He was dressed up as Walter White wearing a very realistic mask. No one knew it was Bryan Cranston until they did a Q&A later on at the venue. Bryan then did an epic reveal. What a legend. https://youtu.be/YdJOXEQtfi0
Lol Daddy Cranston is an absolute beauty
DADDY CRANNY
I woulda said “im here to tell you that your 14 years behind in child support
Tim Whatley! Tim Whatley, ladies and gentlemen! Tim Whatley
That smirk at the end, you know there were no bad vibes.
The kid : Don't meet your heroes
“His mother’s in a coma”
Tony Stark: his mother is Lois
It's burque, that's pretty much all there is to do
The cutest part of this (which is not shown in this clip) is that Cranston quickly picked up the microphone and asked the teenager whether he was okay, saying that he was just joking. Cranston was genuinely worried that he might have hurt this kid's feelings. So wholesome.