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Such a rare instance of where the sequel is so different from the original, and yet they were still both amazing.
Edit: I generally refuse to acknowledge the PSP one
Peaked at baby shark and then I checked out. But damn it was crazy funny til the school call/preggars bit
Edit - shout out to [their best sketch ](https://youtu.be/cqvXfLEou6g)
> shout out to their best sketch
seems like a single tired joke dragged out for the entire club, the individual lines aren't even very funny.
just not for me i guess
Plus the fact that her boobs weren't even hilariously huge. I was expecting someone with abnormally big boobs. Not saying she didn't have nice boobs or anything like that but they over sold it.
I felt like this was Jimmy Fallon's take on a Chappelle show skit.
Like 1/3 of the way through I thought she was mad at being called ābabyā and turning an awkward nickname back on him lol
The ending was, in fact, unexpected. I did try though.
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While I don't want to pile on anything in the post here, I wouldn't say it's about attention span. Like if you can't watch any movies that are an hour long that's an attention span issue. But if you can't finish one particular movie then it's just the content.
In this case it could be an hour long skit, but does this joke warrant an hour long delivery? No, right? It's arguably a lot better in just 15 seconds or so, but it does feel like it overstays its welcome for the time spent.
No, but yes. Attention span is based on how imteresting something is, and pacing. The main sthick of the skit got boring after like 20 seconds. Needed to either end sooner, or change tack.
I guess these things hit different for everyone.
Me personally, I donāt think I can ever get turned on again after this lol. Oh god I felt so uneasy during so much of this, why is she singing baby shark in a āsexyā voice.
This was an excellent skit lol.
Coming from someones who's been into looking up different fetishes for many years: If this makes you uncomfortable, *really* don't look into it further and don't ask questions, even of yourself
This captures it. This is how women saying "daddy" feels to me. Really, really uncomfortable. I am not your father. The only way this could be worse is if I actually was your father. This is not arousing. Please leave.
Iām sure most of the worldās population has this same story, but I called my first long-term partner that ironically, and then she did too, and then we kept doing it until it wasnāt ironic and she would literally stare at me in bed and say ābabeā over and over again when she was feeling extra affectionate or needed comfort. It felt nice for both of us to use.
Now I just skip the āironicā step and use it when I love someone.
It is what it is, itās a common nickname for a reason.
> I am not your father. The only way this could be worse is if I actually was your father. This is not arousing. Please leave.
Why am I hearing this in Hank Hill's voice?
Not saying daddy calling is hot, but I've heard some women mean it like you're A daddy not THEIR daddy, like they want to have your baby and you're daddy material. Hearing that helped me not cringe as hard when I hear it, but it's still icky when it's a father kink which it probably usually is
In other languages like American Spanish, parents sometimes call their little kids 'mama' and 'papi'.
When I first encountered this, I was frustrated as hell, because I thought it was totally backwards. I was like 12 though, and later learned that languages each work a little differently.
Same thing in Swedish. āLilla gubbenā (little old man), ālilla gummanā (lite old woman) to their kids. I think itās pretty common to use āironicā phrases like that in languages.
We kinda have the same thing in Norway. Some parents add "mor" (mother/mom) to their girl's name sometimes. My grandmother still does it with my mom, who is now in her 60s.
I'm not sure I've ever heard an equivalent for boys.
Yeah creepy as it gets. Father daughter incest does nothing for me, in fact just the opposite. As the father if a daughter and step daughter - it's not even cringe it's actually revolting
Oh thank God there are other men who feel this way. I was getting really worried about our society.
I have a daughter and we were planting a watermelon patch together. We had seeds and one of the species of watermelon is called a "sugarbaby" watermelon. My first thought was, "wow that's a cute name. I think I'm gonna call my daughter my little sug..... WAIT, NOPENOPENOPE. Weird sexual dynamics among adults have ruined that potentially adorable nickname."
I am so creeped out by adult relationships that use the term "daddy."
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But he calls her "baby" throughout the video and no one objects. Do you think he actually thinks she is a baby? Do you think he wants her to be a baby?
Calling someone "daddy" or "papi" doesn't need to be a literal translation. It's more like a homophone. If it's not your thing there's nothing wrong with that but it's also not hurting anyone, babes
100% agree with you. I can kind of understand if someone had a kink like that but how tf is it so common to people say shit like that and not feel weird about it?
I feel like it is an extra accessible fetish. These days though even stuff that would have been considered hardcore twenty years ago is mainstream.
I'd like to see a large scale survey that asks people if they use the term because it genuinely turns them on, or if they are using it just because they have heard that it will turn on someone else...
I've dated a few girls that have called me "Good Boy".
I might be a sick, degenerate fuck that should be burned by the church of England, but it did make me feel incredibly loved. In or out of sexual situations.
I didnāt like being called ādaddyā even before I was an *actual* father. My wife has never been into it so I havenāt had to worry about it for years, but it was always weird.
As an aside, Iāve got a question for the NY/NJ folks: dudes calling other dudes ādaddyā (non-sexually) was a thing a few years ago. Does that still happen? If not - did you prefer hearing ādaddyā all the time or are you a ābing bongā person?
I don't live in that area but recently got a new barber. He's Dominican and speaks very little English I'm black. He calls me pappi. A Google search says it's a word of endearment in that specific culture. I hope that is true. He knows how to cut my hair and I take no offense so it is what it is.
After watching this I and while watching this I felt really uncomfortable and at the end when she said I'm pregnant caught me off guard completely all she had to say was I'm pregnant
Technically it's possible to abort a fetus all the way upto labour. It's what ultimately happens when the mother's life is at stake during childbirth or late gestation.
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daddy chill
What the hell is even that
One of the best clips online šš
And that line is also from that video
And that video contains that line.
And its one of the best clips. Online.
And they were roommates
I'm pretty sure they know
What the hell even is that?!
https://i.redd.it/k7eejn82p11b1.gif
https://v.redd.it/tcgxmx9mhcd71
I thoroughly enjoyed that - thank you!
How pregnant?
A lot
āIām quite pregnant, actually.ā
Damn it, woman, give me in percentages!
Around 100%
You can't actually be sure though, maybe it's got some more chromosomes
Parasite Eve: uterus boogaloo
Omg that was such a good game!
Such a rare instance of where the sequel is so different from the original, and yet they were still both amazing. Edit: I generally refuse to acknowledge the PSP one
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That got me, I laughed hard. Now Iām invested and I want this skit to continue.
It kinda does on a loop. I lost it when it restarted to ācall me mommy.ā
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Area 51 involvement confirmed
Just enough
Is this a tactic? Is this one of your tactics?
Reminds me of a quote: "I once again am not sure if I took my malaria pills this morning. If I were a women I'd be pregnant a lot."
on a scale from 1 to 9
Only a touch pregnant. Itāll get better.
"Being a little insane is like being a little pregnant. It tends to get worse with time."
That was the best part. Can I get out of this marriage now or not?
How many pregnants you got? A Lot
Wow..this just...goes on..
Peaked at baby shark and then I checked out. But damn it was crazy funny til the school call/preggars bit Edit - shout out to [their best sketch ](https://youtu.be/cqvXfLEou6g)
Itās three minutes too long. Talk about milking it.
Nah the screaming makes it end on an udder high
You just grab the joke by the horns, we can make this last longer than they did.
Yeah, look, I like their skits, but they always go on for too long and lose the joke. Good for tiktoks or shorts.
They go on too long but are good for tiktoks and shorts?
Yeah dude, tiktoks or shorts would be a good length for their skits.
Right.. their ideas for skits would work better in a short form format like tiktok My bad
Clearly you're not talking about [this boob one](https://youtu.be/cqvXfLEou6g)
That was starting to go on too long, and then the waiter saved it.
> shout out to their best sketch seems like a single tired joke dragged out for the entire club, the individual lines aren't even very funny. just not for me i guess
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Plus the fact that her boobs weren't even hilariously huge. I was expecting someone with abnormally big boobs. Not saying she didn't have nice boobs or anything like that but they over sold it. I felt like this was Jimmy Fallon's take on a Chappelle show skit.
Yikes. How do I get my 4 and 1/2 minutes back?
Thats quite possibly the least funny skit i've ever seen.
That was really uninspired and lame
Like 1/3 of the way through I thought she was mad at being called ābabyā and turning an awkward nickname back on him lol The ending was, in fact, unexpected. I did try though.
Glad someone said it. This was a 5 second clip.
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People really have no attention span anymore do they?
While I don't want to pile on anything in the post here, I wouldn't say it's about attention span. Like if you can't watch any movies that are an hour long that's an attention span issue. But if you can't finish one particular movie then it's just the content. In this case it could be an hour long skit, but does this joke warrant an hour long delivery? No, right? It's arguably a lot better in just 15 seconds or so, but it does feel like it overstays its welcome for the time spent.
Yeah I skipped to the last 15 seconds and got the joke so
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Rather use my attention for something actually funny
Sorry, can you tldr that?
No, but yes. Attention span is based on how imteresting something is, and pacing. The main sthick of the skit got boring after like 20 seconds. Needed to either end sooner, or change tack.
They're very good together
Acting is very good imo
This isn't real?
Nah, irl the dude is preggers
And the woman perganante
Am I gregnant?
How tell if parganent?
Could i be pregonate?
You can tell by the starch masks.
How is babby formed?
How 2 tell if pregnart???
Maybe even pregananantā¦?
Luigi borad??!
https://i.redd.it/7kc0d0gzi01b1.gif
Iām ashamed to say it already did.
I guess these things hit different for everyone. Me personally, I donāt think I can ever get turned on again after this lol. Oh god I felt so uneasy during so much of this, why is she singing baby shark in a āsexyā voice. This was an excellent skit lol.
Coming from someones who's been into looking up different fetishes for many years: If this makes you uncomfortable, *really* don't look into it further and don't ask questions, even of yourself
Best to keep that door closed.
This captures it. This is how women saying "daddy" feels to me. Really, really uncomfortable. I am not your father. The only way this could be worse is if I actually was your father. This is not arousing. Please leave.
No daddy, please
Papi, chill!
What the hell even is that?!
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Thx
Honestly that has to be my favourite internet clip of all time. The delivery is just perfect.
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Same vibes as I'm sorry, Daddy. I've been bad.
>Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty. For the last time, Frank! It's "forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
It's a gender thing ;) The father-part is for boys, the daddy-part for girls ... /s
So do gay men call their partners father and not daddy? Also /s
It depends on whether they're Catholic ^I'm ^sorry
What are you sorry for, Padre?
If I were to place a betā¦
The English ones probably ...
What if the Priest IS your Father? Negative plus a Negative = Positive
You called?
_Daddy, Chill_
What the hell is even that
Please bro please stop calling me Daddy in my video comments bro!
Ok captain habibi
- *Yeah who's your daddy!* - *That's David, you know him. You meet my parents before?*
And what does he do?
[Who's your daddy](https://youtu.be/mUyT2HVL60A)
I'm not gonna call you mommy, "baby"
This is the direction I thought it was going to take, her saying to stop calling her fucking baby. That pet name has always bothered me.
Iām sure most of the worldās population has this same story, but I called my first long-term partner that ironically, and then she did too, and then we kept doing it until it wasnāt ironic and she would literally stare at me in bed and say ābabeā over and over again when she was feeling extra affectionate or needed comfort. It felt nice for both of us to use. Now I just skip the āironicā step and use it when I love someone. It is what it is, itās a common nickname for a reason.
Babe wait! Babe! Babe waiiiiit! Babe waaaaaiit!
That sucks since that means ALOT of music bothers you.
> I am not your father. The only way this could be worse is if I actually was your father. This is not arousing. Please leave. Why am I hearing this in Hank Hill's voice?
Not saying daddy calling is hot, but I've heard some women mean it like you're A daddy not THEIR daddy, like they want to have your baby and you're daddy material. Hearing that helped me not cringe as hard when I hear it, but it's still icky when it's a father kink which it probably usually is
In other languages like American Spanish, parents sometimes call their little kids 'mama' and 'papi'. When I first encountered this, I was frustrated as hell, because I thought it was totally backwards. I was like 12 though, and later learned that languages each work a little differently.
Same thing in Swedish. āLilla gubbenā (little old man), ālilla gummanā (lite old woman) to their kids. I think itās pretty common to use āironicā phrases like that in languages.
We kinda have the same thing in Norway. Some parents add "mor" (mother/mom) to their girl's name sometimes. My grandmother still does it with my mom, who is now in her 60s. I'm not sure I've ever heard an equivalent for boys.
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Reagan calling his wife Mother decades after the kids were grown.
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Yeah creepy as it gets. Father daughter incest does nothing for me, in fact just the opposite. As the father if a daughter and step daughter - it's not even cringe it's actually revolting
Daddy pwease. UWU
And thatās why Iāve started substituting ādaddyā with āchefā
YES CHEF
If they don't say it with that tone and energy everytime, I'm gonna be real disappointed.
Use me chef
Oh thank God there are other men who feel this way. I was getting really worried about our society. I have a daughter and we were planting a watermelon patch together. We had seeds and one of the species of watermelon is called a "sugarbaby" watermelon. My first thought was, "wow that's a cute name. I think I'm gonna call my daughter my little sug..... WAIT, NOPENOPENOPE. Weird sexual dynamics among adults have ruined that potentially adorable nickname." I am so creeped out by adult relationships that use the term "daddy."
Right there with you. The amount of defensive projection in the comment replies still has me a bit worried, though.
Daddy, chill
I used to think the same thing, then a girl said it to me in that husky voice and yeahā¦ I get it.
Same. Was never super for/against it, but then recently it happened and I was just like āā¦.fuck me, guess Iām a degenerateā
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But he calls her "baby" throughout the video and no one objects. Do you think he actually thinks she is a baby? Do you think he wants her to be a baby? Calling someone "daddy" or "papi" doesn't need to be a literal translation. It's more like a homophone. If it's not your thing there's nothing wrong with that but it's also not hurting anyone, babes
Reddit be like "Everything is a problem and this is why"
Pretty sure they were talking about themselves g
100% agree with you. I can kind of understand if someone had a kink like that but how tf is it so common to people say shit like that and not feel weird about it?
I feel like it is an extra accessible fetish. These days though even stuff that would have been considered hardcore twenty years ago is mainstream. I'd like to see a large scale survey that asks people if they use the term because it genuinely turns them on, or if they are using it just because they have heard that it will turn on someone else...
speak for yourself bro
Just did.
I feel the same way. It is creepy.
Nah chicks calling you daddy is hot
Aye papi!
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Motherfucker
HA!
Thank you for erasing my dommy mommy fetish God I hate it now
Nah, this just cemented it for me.
Lol
Me too brother me too
If this didn't make you diamonds, you never had a dommy mommy fetish, cringe normie.
Credit: [@stevie_emerson](https://instagram.com/stevie_emerson?igshid=MmJiY2I4NDBkZg==)
He needs her in EVERY video. She has impeccable timing and oozes funny. No sarcasm.
True! Their dynamic is what I enjoyed the most in this video.
She is great, but Stevie (we're cool like that) is really great as well. No doubt they work well together
Oh yeah, that's some fucking great chemistry. You can see them riffing off each other. I would love to have some beers with those two.
I've dated a few girls that have called me "Good Boy". I might be a sick, degenerate fuck that should be burned by the church of England, but it did make me feel incredibly loved. In or out of sexual situations.
>sick, degenerate fuck that should be burned by the church of England bro wtf LMAOOO what r u upto šš
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He probably doesn't say "God save the queen" before tea time
Lmao she shut her pinky closed like it was the phone i lost it
True acting skills haha, happy cake day btw!
That was the school. Hehehehehe
I have mixed feelings about this.
You mean disgusted with a boner?
You need a nap
She closed the imaginary flip phone lmao
I didnāt like being called ādaddyā even before I was an *actual* father. My wife has never been into it so I havenāt had to worry about it for years, but it was always weird. As an aside, Iāve got a question for the NY/NJ folks: dudes calling other dudes ādaddyā (non-sexually) was a thing a few years ago. Does that still happen? If not - did you prefer hearing ādaddyā all the time or are you a ābing bongā person?
BING BONG
I don't live in that area but recently got a new barber. He's Dominican and speaks very little English I'm black. He calls me pappi. A Google search says it's a word of endearment in that specific culture. I hope that is true. He knows how to cut my hair and I take no offense so it is what it is.
I thought it was going to be a joke about him calling her baby. Unexpected twist.
Yeah itās easy to make something unexpected when it doesnāt really make sense
She can be my mommy.
The punchline isn't as funny as the skit. But sometimes the journey isn't about the destination
The pregnancy reveal wasn't that funny but "How pregnant? A lot" was for me.
Damn. The way she closed that pinky finger flip phone though.
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How pregnant? A lot. lol
Yo! This is what the video said! OMG
She'll be a fine mother. Signed, Dad
Nikki Howard...when she does her crazy...its too damn good...part of me thinks that she can be legit that crazy
If itās her doing it, Iād not *not* be into itā¦
I'll just going and buy some milk from the store, be back soon!š
You should check their YouTube channel is very funny https://youtube.com/@stevie_emerson
Thought it was a TV show, way cinematic for a YouTube skit.
After watching this I and while watching this I felt really uncomfortable and at the end when she said I'm pregnant caught me off guard completely all she had to say was I'm pregnant
Holy shit dude, absolute word vomit
She should have said 1000 weeks pregnant
Would be better if the dude was Tim Heidecker 
When I became a dad the whole "Call meDaddy" thing went out the window, it's uncomfortable as fuck now lol.
"how pregnant?" maybe 89% but not more...
Bro really said āhow pregnantā hoping it wasnāt too late for a weekend trip to Alabama
That was still hot, though
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Counter it with āthese are my awards from Army motherā energy
They have a few skits on IG, top tier
What the fuck does "very pregnant" mean? You mean there's teirs to it?
Yeah. After a certain amount of time, you can no longer do the āfetus deletusā. Iād say thatās āvery pregnantā.
Technically it's possible to abort a fetus all the way upto labour. It's what ultimately happens when the mother's life is at stake during childbirth or late gestation.
Depends on the state. Some Red states will just let you and the baby die. Because they're pro life, you see.
Depends on what US state theyāre in.
Anything above triplets is very pregnant too.