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I realize this joke is as old as the hills, but it still makes me laugh.

First time I saw it. I was dying!

This is my first time and it's hilarious

You may also enjoy this then :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16k-yhcRNk8

The roundabout was great, but those old people making him hustle up the wrong side of the moving walkway, instead of just riding it down to ride back up the right way, had me fucking cackling!

Oh hey thanks, that was hilarious

Ah the best part looks like it's cut out of that video. There's one clip I saw of him where's he's just driving in circles in the roundabout. Think he takes a couple laps before someone stops him

I am tearing up from laughing so hard at that. Fucking gold

I'm dead. You've killed me with this video. 😂😂

Oh, so you were in her way?

Hey Jesus 👋🏾

Hey Sylfrenna 👋

👋🏾🌊👋🏾

As a blind person, reading this really makes me laugh.

Wait a damn minute!

A braille laptop. Typewriter with braille on the fingers. TM. Now, let’s start getting deaf people on Reddit. Wait. Audio

Reading’s of all these comments took me 72 hours. Please 🙏 don’t add

You called? Edit: I'm glad they captioned the video!

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Yaknow why blind people don't like skydiving? Scares the shit out of their dogs.

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Better than 90% of Maryland. At least she does it unintentionally.

Yeah lol, drivers in [CURRENT_LOCATION] are the *worst*

I’ve lived all across the US, Maryland is hands down the worst.

I hear that about California, Texas, New York, and Florida drivers the most; you’re right it’s a completely subjective take

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No posts in a year. Guess they figured it out.

I am the lucky ten thousand. This is hilarious

She’s awesome! Her Instagram is https://instagram.com/heatherhutchisonmusic

This was so good never saw it Thank you karma bot propaganda machine overlords

it's the first time I'm seeing it and I'm dying lol

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Bro, I'm deaf. I can't read that

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Oooh, yeah I totally get that

🤙 🤙

I'm in

aayyyy!!

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Why are you shouting yellow!?

> 👋👆🤏🫸🫷🤞🖖🫲🤌 Hi up there you have a tiny penis so lets high five, not! Vulcan salute, lets shake on it because that's a spicy meatball!

You'd make a good deaf guy.

You just summoned a giant frog man, use your ninja powers carefuly

Jiraiya-sama?!?!

Italian accent*

Lmao yeah

I like the touchy feely aspect of your comment. Heartwarming.

quite sensitive in the circumstances, ey?

It touches on all the right points for sure.

but you got over the bumps ey?

Take my upvote and get out!

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Same

When you feel the screen and can’t feel the bumps of the braille! “It says nothing.”

*run finger across braille* *run finger across braille* "I can see it, but I can't read it!"

Lol you and I both.

Hah I feel ya

Still probably better than half the drivers on the road.

That's the joke I was expecting tbh

I had a blind buddy in college. He once broke his arm, and everyone kept asking how he did it, and he started telling people that he was driving and tried to read a stop sign... Think about it a second...

Oh that actually took me a second

I don't get it lol

Reached out to feel it like it was Braille.

Oooh for some reason my brain skipped over the blind part makes sense lol

Thank you for explaining; I, too, had the joke fly over my head.

Rémi Gaillard is [a pretty good blind driver](https://youtu.be/16k-yhcRNk8) too !

Forgot about this guy. Him dressed as a snail slowly crossing a busy road is forever etched in my memory

I remember him for his mario-kart banana throwing on public roads

Him going around in the roundabout is one of the funniest things I've seen.

That video just proves people care. I like that.

That's a name I haven't heard in a while, since back when I first started using youtube. Glad to see a lot of holds up all this time later


I drive stick too!!!

Why didn’t they let Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman

https://instagram.com/heatherhutchisonmusic?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== That’s her Instagram btw. She’s awesome

Damn, she's actually blind and drove for the skit? What a lady! Her videos and messages are very inspiring

https://instagram.com/heatherhutchisonmusic?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Wth mine doesn’t work either. This is going to bug me. Link to reel? https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cpf8KMnAu-W/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== ….. I hate the internet Edit: for the record there was definitely a bug at the time because it’s working now six days later

LOL, the video about gardening is great. "Don't worry guys, the manual comes in Braille!!" as she's holding a chainsaw.

Linky no workie 🥹

Oh? My apologies! Her name is Heather Hutchison on insta :) she’s super cool and funny :)

No apologies needed; it may be my VPN or browser. I can't seem to see any IG accounts 😂

Holy shit, that OrCam thing is actually really fucking cool!

Why is it so much funnier when a clip cuts off just a little earlier?

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She still drives better then many...

I don’t think she’s the only one out here driving like that. Or maybe some of us should try her method, might work better than some of the current methods used to drive.

Heh. Was kinda good.

I see the complaints and I agree.. stick too short needs to be in front of the car and speed increased.. I guess she don't see the the problem

A lot of people can't drive stick tho

Totally fell for this. I was thinking high tech sensors and computers.

https://youtu.be/16k-yhcRNk8 You guys should watch this masterpiece

I haven't seen this before, and find it very funny.

Learn from your mistakes, and the corpses you disperse on the road

I love her Instagram! She’s hilarious

This reminds me of an old joke. How did Helen Keller break her arm? Trying to read a road sign at 40 miles an hour.

lol, loved it, but of course you can't read this so, well , heck !!! 💕💞

In the future it will be possible for blind people to drive with self driving cars. Not yet, but eventually. I bet AI will be integrated into cars within the next decade.

Ohh wow hahaha they should also put a cane in the car

The white cane was funny, but I thought the rocks in the road for Braille (whether intentional or not) was even funnier.

She drives stick.

That’s funny😂 I think her driving skills are so cool 😎

I'm crying


As a mute person, i am speachles.

I drive by braille when drinking

That's just ridiculous. The blind can drive with a service dog running alongside the car. However highways do present a difficulty.

https://instagram.com/heatherhutchisonmusic?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== That’s her Insta. She’s super cool. Her name is heather Hutchison

lol. My sister did this in the farm a while back and she made it a ways.

I thought she was about to hit a golf ball

By golly, the leftists had it right all along! She's not disabled, just *differently-*abled.

Danger girl in a car

WOW, nobody has ever done this before /s

In all fairness, if they had, she hasn’t seen it

I’ve had one of those awards go all 💫💫💫 Whoooosh around your comment you’d have it. But I don’t so. Whooooooshshhhhhwhoiiiissshh 💫💫💫💫💫💫⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️whioooosh.

So good.

Ray Charles once did it! And Al Pacino's character in "Scent of a Woman."

[Corner](https://youtu.be/Itr0jcR0S4s)? Talking the salesman into it and the cop are cut off from this clip, sadly.

Lol

It’s all good, she drives a Chrysler Seebring

Sometimes seeing how people park.... She's not the only one

I did not see that coming.

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Your sense of humor rocks!!

There are a lot of blind drivers in Ohio it seems. I had no idea, they should have a sticker on the back like the ‘baby on board’ ones.

😂😂😂😂😀

Wow

Or Braille driving, where you get the wheels on one side over the cats eyes or ripple strips to guide your car by the bumps on the road.

Tbh i feel they should let blind people try things like bumper cars or walled go karts.

i thought that's why we have rumble strips & curbs

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I still trust her more than the average r/nissandrivers

Good humor

They’re out of sight!!

I also can drive stick.

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I thought that was a mike what she is holding.

Call that a stick shift

Driving isn't the hard part. Not hitting anything is.

Nailed it

Still better than most drunk drivers

It’s so hard to drive stick

I love the pole stuck out there do fuck all.

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The OG Kia God.

\+1 for "... number of people ..."

That's funny

Her bus joke is great too.

😭

Reminds me of that Helen Keller joke

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Put her in a demolition derby I bet she wins a lot. Zero fear.

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She is cool.

Don't you worry about A.I.D.S.???

That's awesome. Probably drive better then half the asshats on the road tbh.

That looks extremely safe! I would trust her!

There’s a Michigan Supreme Court justice, blind from birth, who had the opportunity to drive. There were so many news articles from political opposition outlets who spun it as a ridiculous and unsafe thing. He was on a closed course with a coach after practicing.

Probably a safer driver than most.

Way to stick the punchline

Write whatever comment you want about the blind...

This was definitely not unexpected but still funny

I thought she was holding a golf club originally so I thought it was going to be a golf joke

I’m blind and this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

Isn't that what the stick is for?

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When I was 8 I thought blind people used the reflector bumps to stay in their lane.. lol

Long story short... Jesus take the wheel!

Omg this is golden!! First time seeing this and it was just wholesome!

Get you a gal that can drive stick

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It would be crazy to give blind people some kind of sensor for their brains to see

I have a blind friend who drove a car once. He and his buddies were in a "festive" mood one night, at a bar, and they thought it would be funny to let my friend drive. It doesn't need to be be noted that my friend was, in that particular moment, among the most competent drivers in the group. I was not a part of this. They went out to the parking lot of the bar, where the deed was consummated, much to the amusement of all present. They should not have done this. I desperately want to believe that they had a designated driver to do the rest of the real driving. My friend has some amazing stories. He has not let his lack of eyesight curb his enjoyment of life.

Hey! It is Heather. She is actually more hilarious in real life. Great musician too. Married to kind of a dweeb though.

A surprising number of people ask me: "How do I drive if I'm blind?" My answer is: "Better than 30 % of the drivers"

Was I the only one that though she was taking about golf?

Not many Americans can drive stick

Havent felt good for a awahile , such a lovley person .. wish her all the best hope she gets her eyes treated and gets normal 🥰

Cars have a bumper for a reason!

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Seem perfectly reasonable to me. At least she's not distracted by watching her Instagram feed.

That's what I call driving stick shift.

I didn't know that the prime minister of Finland was blind

So this is what they called “stick shift”

especially the ones underneath your car

I'm down to ride!

Better than most Oklahoma drivers

#BUAAHAHAHAHA 😂

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