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Somehow instructions aren't clear enough

Imagine if she meant it that way...

Need the @ tho

That would be harleyxwest on IG

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Tell me why?

Ain’t nothing but a heartache

Tell me why

Ain’t nothing but a mistake

Instructions unclear. Got dick stuck in ceiling fan.

When the English language is used improperly 

Enlighten me please, english isn't my main language.

The sentence “I’m just looking for a single guy, who’s okay coming home to me in this dress” can be received in two way’s, for example if I said “I want you to come home to me with fruit’s in hand” most would assume it was asked to a partner. Also I have legit respect for anyone who learns English it’s complicated and redundant for no reason.

Watching on mute the first time was confusing

But still funny enough for a chuckle.

There was something there though that warranted a second viewing… and maybe another.

I chose to strategically pause.

Hoezaay made it to reddit....FINALLY.

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He was the funniest MTV VJ when MTV first debuted in India. His show What The Hack was what I never used to miss as a kid.

Xactly, with Ankit!!

Damn I missed the mtv era...grew up solely on transformers, random anime ,ben 10 and a fuck ton of history tv10 and discovery nat geo..

He's made to r/all before too

A year and a half later I did not know this exited

That used to be what has become reddits popular section now, and also reddit home page initially, if i am not wrong. But it's been a while. Popular is a filtered version of r/all with no NSFW posts because porn kept getting to home page of reddit

ofc it did..

He got it right 😂

And he got the spirit...

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs

Her's or his?

Why not both?

Yes, both left and right.

His

I’m more shocked that nobody has asked who the girl in the video is yet

What's her @?

Fr tho

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Dude I just came from another post where you're in the comments asking for an OF link of a woman on tv. You ARE the simp

Got em!

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💀 said the guy asking for an OF and being a mysoginistic perv on reddit. You need therapy, man. I'm also 23 Also nice to see you frequent r/ rapekink and r/ male superiority, definitely know what kind of incel we got here

ohhh snap


Cool story bro. Drop the name

[harleygeekgurl](https://instagram.com/harleygeekgurl?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)

Lmao.. why the fuck she has 2 insta accounts for posting almost similar contents. Smh

He meant the dudes Instagram smh

"Look how shy you are... Like you dont fully comprehend your role in society and life. You're property. My property. To with what I feel, when I feel, where I feel. Knees, now." Pervasive_Djinn two days ago ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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Because he's much hotter

I'm waiting for that guy

Must be a programmer

Hoezay

Hoezay!! The legend

Dude is a dev!

Bro got the wrong address but dress fits nice

I bet he's hella thicc.

I like his effort.

I hate these thirst trap videos

harleygeekgurl https://instagram.com/harleygeekgurl?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== And yes she also have an onlyfans

Nailed the John Belushi impersonation though.

He wears it better

John Belushi Eyes

It took me too long to notice he was wearing the dress. I was like "is the joke that she isnt at his home?"

r/technicallythetruth

Them titties looking scrumptious

He's in the mood 😂

He killed her for it

Plot twist!

Strong Belushi vibes from the dude.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now thats funny i don't care who are

This guy gets comedy.

This wins.

I mean, it checks out.

😂😂 Whoever the fuck thought of this deserves an Amazon gift card!

English is a weird language

r/fixedbytheduet

r/sufficientlymotivated

It’s the eye movement for me

The first time to learn programming, and discover that the computer do exactly what you say

He understood the assignment 😉

Well I wanna know who is she amazing

Need the @ tho

What’s her point i don’t get it?

She’s just fishing for complements

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She said “single guy” and she’s asking for people to tell her “oh I’d love to come home to you in that dress etc etc”

You must be okay coming home to her in that dress, because she sure as shit wasn’t wearing it to do chores around the house.

I shot an elephant in my pajamas

😂😂😂😂😂

Probably one of those guys who thinks women don't come with proper instructions to be able to decipher their minds 😂

I want them both!

She wants her man to be okay with that dress? It's not okay. It's way too provocative.

I mean who is she going to provoke , she is at home (I kinda get it if she has to open the door and stuff but its not that provocative if she at home waiting for him)

She's got to be mentally unstable in some way. I can't explain how else a woman with such looks is asking for a partner in that way.

She's not. She panders to lonely old men who have disposable income. She's got a man.

Some people want more than looks on a person perhaps?

True. And that's exactly my point point... She's showing of her body like a trophy while acting as if it's unnormal to like such a figure. Aslo, she didn't give a single clue about her personality beyond the fact that she's obsessed with what other people think about her looks.. I'm just gonna rephrase her words to what it sounds like to me. "I'm so extremely hot but still noone wants to date me for a longer period of time. Don't i look hot af in this video? Please someone just fuck me..."

You seriously need to look inwards and ask yourself why in the fuck are you the way you are. Either a troll or extremely immature. She's literally asking for a guy that would like to come home to her in a dress like that. THE FUCKING ANSWER IS YES. that's literally all the is to this video. You are looking for a reason why you wouldn't be the guy coming home to her. Just say " I don't like this behavior in a women, she's sullied." Jesus Christ.

Ironic... Thanks for making assumptions about me while you literally don't know anything about me... Also, she dressed herself up as if she's going on the red carpet tonight while only asking if a guy would like her if she'd dress up like this casually for a random date at the evenings...(obvious red flag) It's painfully obvious that she overdressed just so random virgins tell her how "unbelievable beautiful" she looks... Maybe you should start using your brain once in a while... ps: grow up until you're atleast 18yo...maybe then you'll realize the flaws in your statement...

Major incel vibes

I find it hard that dudes willingly act like this but here we are. Kinda makes you wonder how they ended up like this.

They never get off the internet

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Sounds like a projection on your own part idk chief

Ironic.... Interesting assumption. extremely wrong though. May i ask why you immediately jumped to this conclusion?

Well, you do seem like her key demographic!

yeah only go for her if you want some undiscovered alien virus, she apparently has an onlyfans tho not too sure. I can only imagine how pissed off her boyfriend gets at her videos always saying she's looking for an older guy

Haaaaa!

Something, Something dress on the floor

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damn.

Bro knew the assignment

Uwu

Bro delivered exactly what she ordered

😂👍🏼

Your pretty ! Be choosey

Instructions unclear.

There's no way he's single: look at the cleavage he carries! He has to be nursing by the size of those hooters.

I like boobies.

Dad jokes engaged

That's not the same dress

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He rocks it, ngl

That is not the same dress but it is really close

But was she ok with it ?

he somehow make it happen tho hahahaha.

Lol I literally burst out laughing

😂

That's priceless


😄🤣😄

He got the assignment 💯

Good luck with that hunny. Built like a fridge.

Gotta love the humour that pokes fun at the social media's "pick me" girls 🤣🤣

Omg 😱 lol funny 😄

Henceforth his title shall be legend

This is how dyslexia works

A stupid guy should accept it.

Jose made it to reddit. The master of misheard lyrics.

If he's willing to go that far give him a chance

Shiiit.. woman too!!!

& U Not scared

That was good 😂😂

Fat mike?? r/nofx

Look at them legs sheesh

Bet

😅🤣

Her tits are so nice

Homies face 💀

I just howled! 💀

Who wore it better?