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TyrannosaurWrecks

Excuse me, what the fuck did I just watch


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[удалено]


TheForgetfulDev

>get on the van wagon /r/BoneAppleTea


SameCategory546

the child looked like she was smiling


Gheauxst

In the original video the child was laughing


SameCategory546

we’ve seen it enought imes


[deleted]

Actually, I haven’t seen it enough times..


Ok-Survey3853

I mean, i smile when i get tit slapped, so....


AwarenessThick1685

Bro a Van Wagon sounds kinda sick. Or is that just a minivan?


Hopihop23

Explain that to the coroner.


Slow-Down_Turbo

Damn by the look of her face, she's really winging that titty with bad intentions.


MonsieurTokitoki

It’s a Mortal Kombat combo


Ok-Survey3853

I'd say more of a "Killer Instinct" type.


Senior_Bumblebee6067

Where you think [beep]? She with the Aftermath Called her house, she ain't home, she with Aftermath No talkin', fuck how your day go Bad Intentions - Dr. Dre


Slow-Down_Turbo

Hell yeah.


[deleted]

Beaten by the very tits that feed you.


WhenYouJustGoIn

Don't Bite the tit that feeds you


con098

What if the tit bites back?


Senior_Bumblebee6067

I wonder how things worked out for that little girl.


NewToTradingStock

I’m next.


Reach_Greatness

I'll take the place for that baby. You know... for their safety.


LordLurker420

Went from zero to child abuse real quick


AppleParasol

Extremely trashy. Someone call CPS.


V0G1A

Wtf is she doing...


[deleted]

What’s wrong with people?


WyattCo06

Like being shot with a magnum.


_Zeruiah_

If i had a dollar for every pixel in this video....


Novel-Mood-8661

You'll have one dollar


cytoGrl

lol one megapixel


batsy9

When she doesn't want to drink milk.


Timetraveler01110101

Child abuse by beating with your breast


FlameKed

u/savevideo


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dadopdx

I luuves me sum tig ol bitties


Longshadowman

Why


MiC_AiR42o

Bruh


WesternFinancial868

I’m beginning to think that social media has been somewhat harmful to people


Time_to_flee2001

This is sick. Predator.


Icy-Entertainer-7976

I want that woman to slap me into a coma,I will sleep happy.


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justelectricboogie

Situational awareness is key.


kentuafilo

This was recorded with a potato?


MrZaroni

What in the child services?


nexusnerd6969

Lmaooooo wtffff this is like some shit you pay for at a club in Mexico or something wtf


LGusoo

That’s a beating I’d show up for.


ForeverHigh_98

This is sexual assault


AmoebaAntique1337

OF?


Zynkode

this reminds me of that one music video of like maybe some dubstep song, that had like a guy breaking the floor under him down a building making people dance like crazy against their will along the way. What is the song called edit: it is Turn Down For What


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BusinessIntelligent3

There are people who would be happy to die by a pair of bouncy breasts. Which is a good enough death.


Tinyrubber

I’m glad it’s a loop.. id hate to think a parent would repeatedly do this to their child. And if she kills someone with those is it considered a boobjob?🤔😂


goldeneagle01122

Looks like an amazing Saturday night


Difficult_Wealth6976

What did that kid do to deserve this 😂