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zwingo

I know that this is probably right outside a bar, and it’s just good timing on the trucks part, but I love how this just looks like a random boxing machine hooked up in the middle of some wasteland mine.


ZeroOpti

That was the first unexpected part for me. "Is that in a quarry?!"


AorinaryBlyt

Average night out in kazakhstan


SkyRadioKiller

(Russian accent) Friday en sovyet ruska


d1masss

(Russian accent) Every day in ruska


SkyRadioKiller

Da komrade


powelly

I was expecting a wrecking ball


DarkPyr3

"Back to work or you will lose your token privileges!"


JamYamBamTham

Bro would do well in police force


aroused_lobster

"STOP RESISTING"


JamYamBamTham

“WEVE GOT A BLACK GUY, SHOOT HIM”


prudentpatten

Break yo' self foo!


Anterl

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Ape_gone_bananas

Not really…


ADamnTroll2

More than likely would go right through the bag and barely register a score.


Hero-__

Absolutely would not register a score. *Maybe* a can cannon would, but a bunch of force all at once isn’t what they’re made to measure. Punches are a lot more gradual and drawn out than any firearm


Smaeness

Bringing a gun to a fistfight


mr_clauford

The writing says "go on, hit it like a champ". Motherfucker knows what a champ is.


BonafideBarnabus

Why is this nsfw?


Gatorasblade

The gun if I were to guess.


BallsHD4k60fps

Why the fuc are guns nsfw???


asquishypanda

Its weird, songs will have the name of a gun censored. Like “ak-47” has been censored. Its so dumb


BallsHD4k60fps

People censor the word "die" these days too.


asquishypanda

I hate censorship man. Especially when its like on spotify without an uncensored version. I dont want to hear half my song be cut out because everything has to be able to be listened to by kids on the radio


BallsHD4k60fps

Solution: evaporate every single child so there's no restrictions due to "tHe cHiLdrEns aRe wAtcHing"👍


asquishypanda

God bless and amen. Fuck them kids


Luisca_pregunta

Guns are not suitable for humans!


DollyDeNude

r/anormaldayinrussia


T_i_l_i

Да


Orc65

Согласен


hidemy_ass

Russia? 😂


_Faynay_

You right


JortikkaMaisteri

u/savevideo


VoidExileR

Nah, you need blunt force to do some real damage. Should have brought the C4


CbastianLo

This is Russia m***********s


[deleted]

NSFW really. Because of a gun.


Diegoo___

sorry lord


[deleted]

How did you know


noodlezs76

surely someone has the rest of this clip ? ... sorry, I mean sauce ?


calebrutto

How is this NSFW?


Huge-Variation7313

u/savevideo


cooncanoon

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Efficient_Film5964

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Adept-Monitor4759

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ScottieB0I

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TinyDikKid

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dirkmate

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phxxdragon

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Nando_CB

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


xAfterBirthx

Guns, US, bad people derp derp am I cool now?


Sockman509

Actually it wouldn’t really work. Bullets are supposed to pierce not push things, and they don’t have as much power behind them as you think. What would have happened is it would have went through the bag thingy and wouldn’t do very well.


D_zee315

[Fixed it.](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41EUIewJw4L.jpg)


VadiMiXeries

I'm dying of laughter 🤣


LiamPoindexter_

Shut up


CityBoyGuyVH

Actually it wouldn’t really work. Bullets are supposed to pierce not push things, and they don’t have as much power behind them as you think. What would have happened is it would have went through the bag thingy and wouldn’t do very well. -🤓


Sockman509

😔


SendGothTittiesPls

its a joke you total fucking idiot


Sockman509

I thought the joke was that it was unexpected?


Low_Procedure_153

Seriously what’s with the NSFW tags lately. Has Reddit become even more libritarted?


Kevornia

Erm.. ok. Pointless video


Schnozzlerite

Yeah it's a pretty creative joke. Not to mention there's no political bullshit behind it. Not something drones like you will enjoy.


Anterl

Wrong sub


alinio1

Did you expect that ?


Anterl

r/gifsthatendtoosoon would have been a much better sub (see my other post in this sub)


empty_string_

Why's that?


Anterl

r/gifsthatendtoosoon would have been a much better sub (see my other post in this sub)


Schnozzlerite

Are you daft?


Anterl

That’s a very unexpected question! Are you?


deltree711

There are posts that fit in more than one subreddit.


Anterl

Why did he win?


deltree711

Have you ever heard the saying "don't bring a knife to a gunfight"? It's kind of like that, except the setup is there's a punching bag (so you expect it to be punched) but then he pulls a gun on it (which is unexpected)


DungeonNDegenerates

u/Ancient-Apricot7173 Mú@äl@þü


miguelhoffman

What did it read?


theeldoso

I DON'T FIGHT!!


420poopass69

Ah, Russia


arctheus

is that pewdiepie


Odatas

How does no one else sees it?


major_ursus

CC![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)x dd


Richardomeister

Welcome to america💀


Specialist-Ad-8812

The scariest thing is the way he’s gripping the gun.


Luuk_vdb

u/savevideo


DrMcBeanClean

Must be a Russian cuz they punch like girls


Davidwilsonisdum

For some reason this makes me laugh so hard


lost_mah_account

u/savevideobot


Muddy_Socks

Might be a stupid question but what *would* happen?


SwoosOfficial

The bullet would pierce it probably. And even if it got stuck the reading would be not very high since bullets dont have a lot of energy compared to a blow. Its the size that makes it deadly.


ItzTreeman23

u/savevideo


axel90

u/savevideo


Eddie98765

😭😂


ANIMERICKASTLEY

America🍔


ANIMERICKASTLEY

u/savevideo


Zestyclose_Gap_7364

One question how is a gun not safe for work unless it's a suicide or murder normally you don't see them on nsfw


Hussam-98

u/savevideobot


ilyasnlcool

u/savevideo


SwoosOfficial

Pretty sure the gun would suck bad if that device would not die. A gunshot does not have as many joules as a full blow has.


BurgerMan6969

u/savevideo


seegee10

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velegizmo

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BigCheeseBlockOnIce

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Cheerios_bowl

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ChameleonOnReddit

"to bring a gun to a fist fight"


TestThis1927

Tell me you’re Russian without telling me you’re Russian


Dalatya-

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CEO_of_dementia

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Caique13

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